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We all have that friend, coworker, or odd relative who just doesn't get it.
In an enlightened age in which everybody understands America is founded on inequality, racism, and slavery, we're all surprised when some white rube blathers on about America being a land of opportunity. Why doesn't everybody see only two classes of an oppressive upper class and a downtrodden lower class? Why do some people think student loans should be paid back? Did Marx stutter? Can such people be helped?
Well, thanks to a new breakthrough in the People's Department of Science™, help is on the way! Introducing Commie Glasses™!
Commie Glasses™ are designed to block out visions and other hallucinations of a middle class. Without Commie Glasses™, a victim may see that every company has entry level positions, opportunities for management, and more rungs on the ladder for advancement. But put on those Commie Glasses™ and all you can see is the highest salary compared to the lowest wage. Everything in between is completely blocked out. You'll be in a rage of righteous indignation at the unfairness of it all before you can say, "Karl Marx"!
Observe the very scientific graphic below:
Once you apply Commie Glasses™, all those delusions of opportunity simply vanish like magic!
Order your pair of Commie Glasses™ today while rations last.
Only one pair per customer. No returns, exchanges, or refunds. Please report customer complaints by including customer's name, address, and most likely time to be at home.
Side effects include increased urges to hurl Molotov cocktails, block traffic, and destroy private businesses. There are no negative side effects.
In an enlightened age in which everybody understands America is founded on inequality, racism, and slavery, we're all surprised when some white rube blathers on about America being a land of opportunity. Why doesn't everybody see only two classes of an oppressive upper class and a downtrodden lower class? Why do some people think student loans should be paid back? Did Marx stutter? Can such people be helped?
Well, thanks to a new breakthrough in the People's Department of Science™, help is on the way! Introducing Commie Glasses™!
Commie Glasses™ are designed to block out visions and other hallucinations of a middle class. Without Commie Glasses™, a victim may see that every company has entry level positions, opportunities for management, and more rungs on the ladder for advancement. But put on those Commie Glasses™ and all you can see is the highest salary compared to the lowest wage. Everything in between is completely blocked out. You'll be in a rage of righteous indignation at the unfairness of it all before you can say, "Karl Marx"!
Observe the very scientific graphic below:
Once you apply Commie Glasses™, all those delusions of opportunity simply vanish like magic!
Order your pair of Commie Glasses™ today while rations last.
Side effects include increased urges to hurl Molotov cocktails, block traffic, and destroy private businesses. There are no negative side effects.
You deserve a Nobel Prize, comrade!
Will they be distributed together with the vaccines?
Will they be distributed together with the vaccines?
Minitrue
You deserve a Nobel Prize, comrade!Will they be distributed together with the vaccines?
The Nobel prizes have been cheapened lately by rumors of nominating failed, utterly defeated, and outgoing Tr*mp for his "contributions" toward peace in the Middle East. Getting three Arab nations to recognize Israel? Who couldn't have done that? Back in the day they would nominate real heroes like Yasser Arafat or preemptively nominate His O'liness knowing that he would do great things (I mean, we're still waiting, but he'll get around to it).
And yes, both the Commie Glasses™ and the Wuhan vaccine will be equally distributed since they're manufactured in the same place.
Commie Glasses™ are great. Lightweight lenses and bendable frames, so they don't weigh heavily on the wearer's cranium.
Kevin Clinesmith's guilty plea states that Commie Glasses™ and the patented Redacted lens area simply kept him from seeing what his hands were typing as virtual fact to support FISA surveillance of unmasked Michael Flynn.
K. Clinesmith
Commie Glasses™ wearer sworn oath testimony
Commie Glasses™ and their patented Redacted lens area are worn by all the best - and want-to-be - Deep State operatives. The innovative blurred line between 2020 vision and Redacted vision is virtually imperceptible to the wearer.
Birx & Fauci® have produced an entirely new CoVid-19 collection of designer frames manufactured by the finest labs of WuHan from which to choose.
The visual from the Director really helped the mythical horned rodent to literally "see" the difference. Every picture tells a story as the story goes...
Great product, Komissar al-Blogunov
'pelipsky's gonna wear Commie Glasses with redacted vision when reachin' for a second slice of Karaoke Kraken Cake - no carbs, no calories, no upside down side at all consequences - due to the patented Redacted area - this merry Cancelled Season.™
forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549
Kevin Clinesmith's guilty plea states that Commie Glasses™ and the patented Redacted lens area simply kept him from seeing what his hands were typing as virtual fact to support FISA surveillance of unmasked Michael Flynn.
Quote:
My brain was virtually unaware of what my hands were typing.K. Clinesmith
Commie Glasses™ wearer sworn oath testimony
Commie Glasses™ and their patented Redacted lens area are worn by all the best - and want-to-be - Deep State operatives. The innovative blurred line between 2020 vision and Redacted vision is virtually imperceptible to the wearer.
Birx & Fauci® have produced an entirely new CoVid-19 collection of designer frames manufactured by the finest labs of WuHan from which to choose.
The visual from the Director really helped the mythical horned rodent to literally "see" the difference. Every picture tells a story as the story goes...
Great product, Komissar al-Blogunov
'pelipsky's gonna wear Commie Glasses with redacted vision when reachin' for a second slice of Karaoke Kraken Cake - no carbs, no calories, no upside down side at all consequences - due to the patented Redacted area - this merry Cancelled Season.™
forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549
jackalopelipsky
Commie Glasses™ are great. Lightweight lenses and bendable frames, so they don't weigh heavily on the wearer's cranium.Kevin Clinesmith's guilty plea states that Commie Glasses™ and the patented Redacted lens area simply kept him from seeing what his hands were typing as virtual fact to support FISA surveillance of unmasked Michael Flynn.
Quote:
My brain was virtually unaware of what my hands were typing.K. Clinesmith
Commie Glasses™ wearer sworn oath testimony
Commie Glasses™ and their patented Redacted lens area are worn by all the best - and want-to-be - Deep State operatives. The innovative blurred line between 2020 vision and Redacted vision is virtually imperceptible to the wearer.
Birx & Fauci® have produced an entirely new CoVid-19 collection of designer frames manufactured by the finest labs of WuHan from which to choose.
The visual from the Director really helped the mythical horned rodent to literally "see" the difference. Every picture tells a story as the story goes...
Great product, Komissar al-Blogunov
'pelipsky's gonna wear Commie Glasses with redacted vision when reachin' for a second slice of Karaoke Kraken Cake - no carbs, no calories, no upside down side at all consequences - due to the patented Redacted area - this merry Cancelled Season.™
forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549
Thank you, mythical horned comrade, for that endorsement. Comrades, testimonies like these are pouring in, mostly around 3-4AM EST. Comrades everywhere are "seeing the difference" between reality and korrekt opinions. Isn't it time you decided to order your mandatory set of Commie Glasses™?
Real heroes?
I hear Yasser Arafat is still stable in a Paris hospital.
That was my favorite phrase when working in the ICU. "Stable". When you achieve room temperature, you are the definition of stable.
When the press is consistently wrong, they are very stable.
I hear Yasser Arafat is still stable in a Paris hospital.
That was my favorite phrase when working in the ICU. "Stable". When you achieve room temperature, you are the definition of stable.
When the press is consistently wrong, they are very stable.
Ellsworth Toohey
Real heroes?I hear Yasser Arafat is still stable in a Paris hospital.
That was my favorite phrase when working in the ICU. "Stable". When you achieve room temperature, you are the definition of stable.
When the press is consistently wrong, they are very stable.
I remember when Arafat's health was in decline and he was helicoptered out of Israel en route to a hospital in Paris. A virtue signaling BBC reporter said, "The people wept as the helicopter took off. I wept, too." That's right, a murdering terrorist who sabotaged any peace effort that diminished his importance and lived in luxury while pretending to represent his impoverished people was just the sort of guy BBC sheds tears over. The world became a better place when he "stabilized."
BTW, some of my former high school students went into nursing. One posted on her social media that she had achieved a new level of certification and another posted that she looked forward to working the same shift together. I mentioned that I needed to get sick so I could visit with my old students and one of them replied, "We're ICU nurses. You really don't want to see us."
BTW, some of my former high school students went into nursing. One posted on her social media that she had achieved a new level of certification and another posted that she looked forward to working the same shift together. I mentioned that I needed to get sick so I could visit with my old students and one of them replied, "We're ICU nurses. You really don't want to see us."
Off topic, but a question to ponder. IF, all of the health care workers, who are TRAINED to use PPE correctly, STILL transmit the wu-flu Chyna virus among each other, how can any sentient being THINK that untrained proles will magically use that PPE more effectively?
Still socialist distancing.
Still socialist distancing.
Ellsworth Toohey
Off topic, but a question to ponder. IF, all of the health care workers, who are TRAINED to use PPE correctly, STILL transmit the wu-flu Chyna virus among each other, how can any sentient being THINK that untrained proles will magically use that PPE more effectively?Still socialist distancing.
Thinking is not authorized. We have a vaccine against that. Did you not receive your dose?
RedDiaperette
Ellsworth Toohey
Off topic, but a question to ponder. IF, all of the health care workers, who are TRAINED to use PPE correctly, STILL transmit the wu-flu Chyna virus among each other, how can any sentient being THINK that untrained proles will magically use that PPE more effectively?Still socialist distancing.
Thinking is not authorized. We have a vaccine against that. Did you not receive your dose?Still waiting for my allotment. And still wondering about the efficacy of face diaper use by untrained proles. Well, for preventing spread of Chyna virus. It is obviously very effective at identifying compliant proles.
The Commie Glasses work miracles. Here's proof. Click to embiggen.
Thus, many Dem voters would have voted differently if it weren't for the media blackout of Trump's successes and Biden's scandals.
"Democracy dies in darkness" wasn't a warning, but operating instructions.
Thus, many Dem voters would have voted differently if it weren't for the media blackout of Trump's successes and Biden's scandals.
"Democracy dies in darkness" wasn't a warning, but operating instructions.
Red Square
"Democracy dies in darkness" wasn't a warning, but operating instructions.The Washington Post is the darkness.
Thank Marx the education system throughout the West has conditioned the Sheeple to avoid looking for alternative news sources. They might start asking questions.
Minitrue
Thank Marx the education system throughout the West has conditioned the Sheeple to avoid looking for alternative news sources. They might start asking questions.One cannot go looking for something which one does not know exists. Thank Lenin our Loyal Media have been working diligently to block such alternative sources and all references to them.
Thank you Supreme Director.
the horned rodent's mythical mind was all flux capacitated trying to figure out the percentages of Time's Person of the year which for all practical purposes seems to be recreating the slave percentage of personytizenship.
Here
Ancient Chinese Secret...
and
Comrades of the Year!
This is all very fluxxing...
Now, you present the collective with REDACTED percentages of personytizens, who due to hands voting according to redacted Commie Glasses facts would redirect their vote. Does this not prove the existence of the patented Redacted lens zone produced by Commie Glasses.
The unseen becomes seen according to 2020 vision surrounding the redacted zone.
fluxedforelocktug,
'pelipsky
Red Square
The Commie Glasses work miracles. Here's proof. Click to embiggen.Survey.jpg
Thus, many Dem voters would have voted differently if it weren't for the media blackout of Trump's successes and Biden's scandals.
"Democracy dies in darkness" wasn't a warning, but operating instructions.
The People's Department of Science™ will shortly perfect a new lens that inhibits infrared waves while allowing only ultra (extremist) violet rays to penetrate to the eye and then to the brain. This causes the wearer to only see blue news sources while blinding the wearer to red news sources so effectively it's as if they were never there. Experimental prototypes used in swing states show great promise.
BTW, in the glorious days of the Soviet Union, did citizens typically believe they were better off than the West? I've read different testimonies on that subject. This information may be helpful for further development of Commie Glasses™ technology.
Komissar al-Blogunov
BTW, in the glorious days of the Soviet Union, did citizens typically believe they were better off than the West? I've read different testimonies on that subject. This information may be helpful for further development of Commie Glasses™ technology.Yes, that was the idea. And we were supposed to feel sorry for the oppressed and exploited toiling masses of the West.
That was at least my perception as I was a kid. But then I grew up and was able to peek at the world bypassing the mandatory Commie Glasses we were all expected to wear at all times.
I guess the razzle dazzle, coupled with YUGE voter fraud did the trick.....I wonder how many of those Biden voters knew just how ruthless a Chicom apologist Biden was/is/always will be?
Red Square
Komissar al-Blogunov
BTW, in the glorious days of the Soviet Union, did citizens typically believe they were better off than the West? I've read different testimonies on that subject. This information may be helpful for further development of Commie Glasses™ technology.Yes, that was the idea. And we were supposed to feel sorry for the oppressed and exploited toiling masses of the West.
That was at least my perception as I was a kid. But then I grew up and was able to peek at the world bypassing the mandatory Commie Glasses we were all expected to wear at all times.
Poster_School_Us_Them.jpg
For anyone interested in the persecuted church under communism, I'd recommend Sabina Wurmbrand's The Pastor's Wife. After her husband's arrest, Sabina was sent to a woman's prison camp and provided some of the labor in the failed project to divert the Danube River. The prisoners were ordered to put on a skit about impoverished Westerners, and Sabina recalls how several women were reduced to tears when a prisoner/actress ended a play with, "Weep for the starving children in America!"
In the meantime, she recalled how some of the women were driven to grazing by their hunger and that no frog that jumped into the rock quarry ever made it out alive.
We'd have to wait for 2020 for "Школа Закрыта" to come true.
Call me "old school," but I still prefer Putin's glasses:
--KOOK
--KOOK
KOOK
Call me "old school," but I still prefer Putin's glasses: --KOOK
Did you mean...
It looks like your Komissar al-Blogunov spyglasses work against PoliticalXray spyglasses spying on Putin using spyglasses which enable him while outdoors to see what's happening somewhere indoors. But I think Putin prefers using them to remotely spy on Ukrainian women brandishing their Guns.
Perhaps you can share with us some top-secret things you've been able to discern via your excellent spyglasses.
I realize Joe BidenHisTime always wears "sunglasses" similar to Putin's. I wonder what top-secret things Uncle Joe has seen. Can he see what Xi sees? Of course not. Joe's sunglasses are made in China, so we know that when Joe uses his sunglasses, Xi sees what Joe sees. So the real question is, "What do Xi's glasses see?"
Maybe your spyglasses can hack into Xi's spyglasses hacking into Joe's made-in-China glasses.
I'm still using my own American-Made spyglasses (I think) from DARPA, but I've not yet been able to see what Xi's glasses find in spying via Joe's glasses. Maybe that's a Deep State problem.
I wonder whether Trump has spyglasses that can spy on Xi's spyglasses spying on Joe?
--KOOK
Perhaps you can share with us some top-secret things you've been able to discern via your excellent spyglasses.
I realize Joe BidenHisTime always wears "sunglasses" similar to Putin's. I wonder what top-secret things Uncle Joe has seen. Can he see what Xi sees? Of course not. Joe's sunglasses are made in China, so we know that when Joe uses his sunglasses, Xi sees what Joe sees. So the real question is, "What do Xi's glasses see?"
Maybe your spyglasses can hack into Xi's spyglasses hacking into Joe's made-in-China glasses.
I'm still using my own American-Made spyglasses (I think) from DARPA, but I've not yet been able to see what Xi's glasses find in spying via Joe's glasses. Maybe that's a Deep State problem.
I wonder whether Trump has spyglasses that can spy on Xi's spyglasses spying on Joe?
--KOOK
KOOK,
What kind of spyglasses are used to see credible evidence of fraud?
And, of course, Trumputler the Red, has spyglasses that can spy on Xi's spyglasses spying on Joe who wears polarized Commie Glasses with the patented redacted lens like the media unable to see credible evidence of fraud.
Right?
'pelipsky
What kind of spyglasses are used to see credible evidence of fraud?
And, of course, Trumputler the Red, has spyglasses that can spy on Xi's spyglasses spying on Joe who wears polarized Commie Glasses with the patented redacted lens like the media unable to see credible evidence of fraud.
Right?
'pelipsky
Or as the saying goes, "How many spies could a spyglass spy if a spyglass could spy spies?"
jackalopelipsky
KOOK,What kind of spyglasses are used to see credible evidence of fraud?
And, of course, Trumputler the Red, has spyglasses that can spy on Xi's spyglasses spying on Joe who wears polarized Commie Glasses with the patented redacted lens like the media unable to see credible evidence of fraud.
Right?
'pelipsky
I fear my DARPA spyglasses will soon be blocked from spying on Joe's spyglasses to see what he's seeing, so I'll try using my spyglasses to spy on Komissar al-Blogunov's spyglasses spying on Xi's spyglasses spying on Joe in order to see what Joe is seeing.
I also wonder whether Xi has a Chinese Shoe spying on Joe's Maxwell-Smart Shoe so Xi can also hear what Joe is saying while he's spying on what Joe's seeing.
What's needed is a headset with spyglasses for the eyes and a Maxwell-Smart Shoe as spy-shoes for the ears.
I think I should patent that before someone else does -- Oops, a quick search has revealed it to be a patent Xi already stole from Dominion after Dominion stole it from DARPA.
He who hesitates is lost.
Or maybe Xi's been using Fang Fang's** spyglasses since she had to turn-in her equipment upon returning after having been detected while using them to see what Swalwell was seeing when he was still "seeing" her.
Remember old saying, "Spyglass picture worth 1,000 words, but 1,000 words not worth 粪."
**Thanks to jackalopelipsky for detecting my witless failure to detect my incorrect use of "o" instead of "a."
--KOOK
KOOK,
you've got the 'pelipsky comin' AND goin'...sort of like how Texazistan's Hwy #6 has a reputation of operating. Setting bootphone from Pecan Orchard #6 to Tractor Barn #2 for Ambassador's affirmation.
All this Commie Glasses with patented redacted lens capability ---or incapability ---to see through spyglasses... and then back again??? Everything is such a pallendromic blur of backwardsforwardnessbackwardness, needs a pair of Commie Glasses with a pair of WRAPAROUND spyglasses...with day/night capabilities.
Maybe Komissar al-Blogunov could do a "bundle price" for the upcoming Cancelled Season's secret comrades sharing. Maybe we could buy some of Fang Fang's confiscated technology at People's Army Surplus??
And KOOK, speakin' of Fang Fang...well, that's what Love Hacked is all about in the mythical horned rodent's nare brained-mind.
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-kara ... 22108.html
forelocktug from the People's Neighborhood,
'pelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549
over n'out
you've got the 'pelipsky comin' AND goin'...sort of like how Texazistan's Hwy #6 has a reputation of operating. Setting bootphone from Pecan Orchard #6 to Tractor Barn #2 for Ambassador's affirmation.
All this Commie Glasses with patented redacted lens capability ---or incapability ---to see through spyglasses... and then back again??? Everything is such a pallendromic blur of backwardsforwardnessbackwardness, needs a pair of Commie Glasses with a pair of WRAPAROUND spyglasses...with day/night capabilities.
Maybe Komissar al-Blogunov could do a "bundle price" for the upcoming Cancelled Season's secret comrades sharing. Maybe we could buy some of Fang Fang's confiscated technology at People's Army Surplus??
And KOOK, speakin' of Fang Fang...well, that's what Love Hacked is all about in the mythical horned rodent's nare brained-mind.
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-kara ... 22108.html
forelocktug from the People's Neighborhood,
'pelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549
over n'out
There's a new line of Commie Glasses™ coming out just in time for Marxmas. We'll introduce them with the clever seasonal jingle of, "Do You See What Xi Sees?"
Reflections on Liberty show that Joe sees what Xi sees:
Liberty Masked as reflected in Joe Biden's new sunglasses as reflected in Xi Jinping's Wuhan sunglasses.
--KOOK
Liberty Masked as reflected in Joe Biden's new sunglasses as reflected in Xi Jinping's Wuhan sunglasses.
--KOOK
Wait! The giving season isn't over yet! That's right, there's still New Year's Day and Orthodox Christmas which will be celebrated on January 7. Maybe you know someone in Eastern Europe who could do with a visit from Father Frost and Snow Maiden (or Biden and Harris?) and needs a pair of Commie Glasses™ to remember how good his parents had it under communism. Think of those who sacrificed so much to inspire a generation of young Americans to be the ones to get it right this time. Think of it as your opportunity to give back to the people who struggled for decades but never got around Next Tuesday™. Order your pair of Commie Glasses™ today.
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