Kim Jong Un Demonstrates Show Trial Technique


World News.NBC News: Young North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's previously powerful uncle has been executed as a traitor, the country's state-run news service said Thursday.
According to KCNA, the uncle, Jang Song Thaek, was guilty of "attempting to overthrow the state by all sorts of intrigues and despicable methods with a wild ambition to grab the supreme power of our party and state."
On Monday, the isolated regime announced that Jang had been dismissed from his vaunted official post for a string of criminal acts, including corruption, womanizing and drug-taking.
"All the crimes committed by the accused were proved in the course of hearing and were admitted by him," KCNA stated on Thursday — in a report that claimed that "people throughout the country broke in to angry shouts" when they heard of Jang's alleged crimes.
Any questions, comrades?


Those North Koreans are












Capt. Commie
I guess that's one way to keep the "crazy uncle" from ruining the family Marxmas get together.Probably could not get over his obnoxious jokes




Do we have any 'volunteers'????




What is wrong with a dog? Did we not hear of Comrade Obama's dog eating habits? Dog therefore is good.






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"All the crimes committed by the accused were proved in the course of hearing and were admitted by him," KCNA stated on Thursday — in a report that claimed that "people throughout the country broke in to angry shouts" when they heard of Jang's alleged crimes.Is it true what I hear, that SEIU was contracted for additional angry shouters to go among people and give example of korrekt angry shouting?



Future trials, that do not involve Dear Leader's wife, may last longer and be more publicized. We can teach them about the processes. We can train them. Truth Secretariat and Special Programs Office are ready.
All we need is someone like Bull Richardson, Lurch F. Kerry or Dennis Rodman to initiate cultural exchange with our little progressive ally.


If you like your uncle, you can keep your uncle. Period.


Tovarichi
No self confession? No appointed representative taking bribes from both sides of the bench? No parties in the Judges Chambers after hours? No Pudding-Wrestling?Those North Koreans are
Plus, Comrade, we definitely had better pudding girls.


Red Walrus
What is wrong with a dog? Did we not hear of Comrade Obama's dog eating habits? Dog therefore is good.Perhaps Comrade Prezzy MompantsOnFire has special deal with young dictator for worse than dog carcass; when Mooochelle eats lobster and tamales, Dear Leader eats, well, other peoples'