Group Name Picker

To help people's activists, we at the People's Cube created this brainstorming tool that will boost your creativity and hopefully result in a surge of extremely useful and vibrant organizations, groups, fronts, initiatives, leagues, unions, centers, and movements. Unite! Organize! Represent!

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Proactive Bush-haters For Unlimited Equality!
 

D.U.M.B.A.S.S.

Democrats Under Mean Bush Administration Searching for Socialism
 

Sober Toddlers For Proportional Treatment!
 

T.A.L.K.  Teachers Against Literate Kids
 

Mainstream Drones For Slow Handouts
 

Via All Capp:
S. W. I. N. E.
Students Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything
 

Disabled Victims of Capitalism For Wider Ejaculations
 

DIPSHIT

DIversity Police Seeking to Hinder Illicit Thoughts.
 

Bourgeois Right-Wingers For Private Media
 

Foundations United to Combat Kleptocratic Evil Republican Swindlers
(F.U.C.K.E.R.S.)
 

I thought I should just mention, in keeping with party doctrine, that there are several group name types that are highly favored by the Nomenklatura: collective, project, symposium, space. Thus:

The women's transgendered friends of Saddam project

United for Freedom for Abu Mumia Jamal collective (oops thats probably an actual group)

Gay Bicycle Riders' Post Traumatic Sex Disorder Space

You get the idea
 

I would take KR's comment, and extend the database:

Diverse Communities for a School of Thought
Retributive Feminists for Apocalyptic Justice
Labor Rapporteurs for Unionized Equality
Deconstructive Intellectuals for Inherent Inevitabilities
...
 

Join the group: F.U.C.K.

Fully United Communist Klan!

Join today and get a T-shirt!

"Because everyone needs to get F.U.C.K.ed, Now!"
 

P.I.S.S.E.D.

Progressive Intellectuals Spreading Socialist Education and Developement
 

I applaud Commrade Toohey's resourcefulness in developing this acronym!! With groups such as this, World Justice and Order are truly at hand!! We cannot fail!!
 

TWITS
Trotskyite Workers Imagining Transcontinental Socialism

FRAUDS
Free-thinking Radicals for Awareness, Understanding, Diversity, and Sensitivity

SORROW
Socialist Operatives Rallying for Redistribution Of the Wealth

AIRHEADS
Academic Iconoclasts Representing Hedonism, Environmental Activism, Disarmament, and Sandal-wearing

EMPIRE
Empower Marginalized Peoples, Intern Rich Exploiters

VERMIN
Vegan Environmentalists Rejecting Masculinity, Imperialism, and Narrow-mindedness

LARD
League of Animal Rights' Defenders

GARGOYLE
Greens Advocating Recycling, Gardening Organically, Yoga, and Loving the Earth

WANKERS
West-coast Altruists, Naderites, & Kleptocrats for Enforcing Redistribution and Self-sacrifice

WINDBAGS
World Institute of Nihilists Deconstructing Bourgeois Assumptions and Glorifying Subjectivism

POTEMKIN
Pacifists Opposed To Escalation and the Military's Killing of Innocent Non-combatants

HERPES
Humanitarians Extending Relief to Poorly Endowed Sex-workers
 

Victims for Unspeakable Brutality (VUB)

This group will educate pathetic groups and individuals to blame others for their problems, taking that all-too-common human tendency to new lows of depravity by actually blaming those whom they brutalize for causing their own brutalization (as a result of having responded to previous attacks with self-defense). Simultaneously, group will develop a cult of victimhood that guides it in shamelessly using its own people as cannon fodder in order to malign the other side. Group will develop new paradigm of shameless warfare (suicide bombing!) that brilliantly allows it to brutalize its chosen enemy in the most grotesque and agonzing way imaginable, all while playing the victim card: "desperation!" Here's the most brilliant twist: far from being hapless and helpless, group is fighting this murderous campaign for absolutely no reason, as the other side has already offered it on a silver platter everything it wants!
 

Prejudiced War Mongers For Bourgeois Equality
 

S.C.U.M. = Socialist & Communist United Morons
 

Undocumented Grandmothers For Final Tomorrow
 

Victimized Trial Layers For Proportional Redistribution
 

Chauvinistic Plutocrats For Elimination Of Tomorrow
Unsophisticated Exploiters For Disenfranchised America
Aggressive Party For Capitalist Subsistence
Low-Brow Jerks For Narrower Meals
 

I have just started all of the above capitalistic counterrevolutionary fronts to terrify socialism with right wing extremacy!
Long live Reagan!  
God Bless America!
 

Chthonic Gun-Bearing Ohioans for De-Founding the Homes of Hippies.
 

Anonymous

Chthonic Gun-Bearing Ohioans for De-Founding the Homes of Hippies. Illiberal Jerks For Menacing Earth!!!
 

Anonymous

Anonymous

Chthonic Gun-Bearing Ohioans for De-Founding the Homes of Hippies. Illiberal Jerks For Menacing Earth!!!American Civil Lubrication Union
 

Fanatical Conspiracy For Deceitful Hopes

Those bast*rds! I saw one of their bumper stickers on a poluting, sexist, racist, SUV just the other day. I find it comforting that the Cube is so plugged in to be able to find the names of existing conservative cliques.

Be seeing you,
Ivan
 

Colorless Invertebrates For Insipid Choices

There is something to be said for the rights of the colorless. I don't know why I said that. I accidently listened to western 'rock and roll' in my childhood, and I think it planted an evil seed in my brain that just now erupted.

Sorry, I will turn myself in immediately for reeducation and will submit myself for 'enemy of the state' status.
 

Anarchist Addicts For Predictable Whatever
 

CCCP-Conservative Criminals Coalition Propagandists
 

ANAL - American Nazi Aggressor League

BORING - Bigot Obnoxious Rants I Never Get

HITLER - Holy Inquisition of Texas and Lousiana Evangelical Racists
 

F.R.A.N.C.E.

Fraternity of Rioters Advancing the Neurotic Consumption of Escargot
 

W.H.O.R.E.S -Workers Honoring Oppressed Radical Egalitarian Spouses
 

Bourgeois War Mongers For Smaller Help
 

Center for Unilateral Tolerance

Men are strictly forbidden to use this acronym.
 

vladglad

Center for Unilateral Tolerance

Men are strictly forbidden to use this acronym.

Shouldn't that be Center for Unilateral Nature Tolerance?
 

The People's Group Name Picker may be offensive -- but it's better than The People's Group Nose Picker! :-D  :-P

(BTW: I didn't pick my nose -- I was born with it!)
 

S.U.I.C.I.D.E.
B.O.M.B.E.R.

suicide - so,  u and I , cry, die, everytime

baby, o, my baby, everytime ready
 

sorry for the multiple posts...i was getting error messages that they didn't post!
 

[ignore this one too...sorry...i'm so embarrassed]
 

Dearest Comerades,

I was  tortured tonight by  bourgeois thugs who forced me to submit multiple posts by brainwashing me into believing the Internet was being taken down for its yearly cleaning.  Do forgive me for flooding this topic. Meanwhile, I have outwitted these fascist pigs, and learned to use the marvelous Group Name generator, which has produced the following:

CHUM
Chauvinist Heterosexuals for Unsafe Meals

Very amusing, but I like PETA better (people for eating tasty animals)

How did I get rid of the fascist b@stards, I hear you ask?  By chanting the song we all learned in Pionieri:

Eat your pineapples and your fat little chicks/ for tomorrow you DIE  you bourgeois pigs!!!!


It really confused them, because they didn't have any pineapple or chicken around.
 

Ordinary Fellowship For Inconsequential Tomorrow  

lol

WANNA SEE THE GUN SHOW?
 

Dearest Comrade Tsarevna:

I am terribly sorry the Party didn't come to your aide in time to dispel the dreaded "multiple post" phenomenon. I apologize and will remind you that sometimes I'm having progressive sex with an appliance or stuffing my pockets with tax-dollars and am unable to comply to EVERYONES WISHES. Dammit, you proles don't know when to stop tugging my fine cashmere overcoat sometimes, sheesh! ME ME ME ME, LOOK AT ME COMRADE CHAIRMAN, LOOK AT ME! BLAH BLAH BLAH! Enough already!

Your post have been fixed by my benevolent hand (however I left a few so you wouldn't sound silly in your latest post, the people must know what you're talking about!)
 

Chairman M. S. Punchenko

Dearest Comrade Tsarevna:

I am terribly sorry the Party didn't come to your aide in time to dispel the dreaded "multiple post" phenomenon. I apologize and will remind you that sometimes I'm having progressive sex with an appliance or stuffing my pockets with tax-dollars and am unable to comply to EVERYONES WISHES. Dammit, you proles don't know when to stop tugging my fine cashmere overcoat sometimes, sheesh! ME ME ME ME, LOOK AT ME COMRADE CHAIRMAN, LOOK AT ME! BLAH BLAH BLAH! Enough already!

Your post have been fixed by my benevolent hand (however I left a few so you wouldn't sound silly in your latest post, the people must know what you're talking about!)

...

I kiss your benevolent hand....hoping my beau, the Tsarovitch of Petersburg, doesn't see me do it.
 

S.H.I.T

Socialist Hedonites In Training

Join now while shit still happens!
 

Quote:

Aging Hippies For Gradual Condoms


Their motto is:
Socialized healthcare means Viagra for everyone!!!

--
Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev
 

FLATUS
Fettered Laborers Against Their Unfair Salaries
Freedom Loving Americans Thwarting Union Suppression

COITUS
Communist Organization of Iinternational Teachers Undermining Sense
College-educated Opinionated Ingrates That are Unable to Shift for themselves
 

Mainstream Club For Unexceptional Treatment
 

I played around with it for a while, and these were my favorites:
Temperate Initiative For Unobjectionable Environment
Small Minded War Mongers for The Destruction Of Universe
Agitated Victims of Capitalism for Humane Redistribution

The last one doesnt even need a 'for' part, its a cause all by itself!  I plan on joining the AVC as soon as someone more motivated than me gets around to forming it.  At the moment, I'm too busy allowing other people to form my opinions.
 

Weathermen In Non-Denial Because of Al Gore's Scheme
 

Parasite

Weathermen In Non-Denial Because of Al Gore's Scheme

Comrade, the members of the progressive organization WINDBAGS™ (see below*) have taken it under advisement and have decided not to sue your group on grounds of copyright infringement -- actually, we wholeheartedly respect your mission, despite your choice of acronyms.  

At any rate, we have a big tent and will gladly share the shade of our canvas!
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*WINDBAGS
World Institute of Nihilists Deconstructing Bourgeois Assumptions and Glorifying Subjectivism
 

ACLU

=

UCLA spelled inside out.
 

"Litigating Victims of Capitalism For Radical Painkillers"

If this doesn't describe a group of aging liberals, I don't know what does.
 

Agitated Pensioners For Transparent Ejaculations
 

Utopian Persons For Preservation Of Help

Selfish Racists For Unscrupulous Future

Orderly Fellowship For Fairish Reporting


....fairish...is that related to elvish?
 

S.O.B. - Society Of Barack

T.B.I.F - Thank Barack It's Free

B.J. - Barack's Justice

B.S. - Barack Supporter

B.O. - Barack Obama

H.B.O. - Holy Barack Obama

B.V.D - Barck's Version of Democracy

B.O.R.E. - Barack Obama Required Entitlement

B.U.N.G. - Barack's Unlimited New Government

B.U.N.G.H.O.L.E. - Barack's Unlimited New Government Hidden Obligated Legal Entitlements
 

HBO has already been taken by Commissarka Pinkie.... for Hate Bush Orgasm.
 

Commissar Pupovich

HBO has already been taken by Commissarka Pinkie.... for Hate Bush Orgasm.

As they say in MOCKBA: "Ochen' Zhal' " (very sorry). I am a newbie on the forum and
missed that one!

Syn Sobaki
 

Welcome to the Cube Comrade Synsobakp. Do not worry about infringing on Commissarka Pinkie's HBO, all possessions belong to the Party and by extension, the People....To each according to their need. Of course it is the Party that determines your need. But rules are rules and you must undergo orientation. You will collect your blunt shovel from the guard and get in the line to the left. You will be washed down in the People's Shower to rid your self of any possible "bugs" and initial capitalist delousement. The bus will take you to the Karl Marx Re-Education Center where for those who survive, will begin to get in touch with their "Inner Comrade."



How To Get In Touch With Your [B]Inner Comrade[/B]

Get a firm grip of your proletarian shovel and make several slow,deep and heavy digs, breathing in through your nose and out through your mouth. Dig in peace and love for the common good until you start experiencing the people's pain, suffering, and hatred of the class enemy, its running dogs, and capitalism in general. Keep digging until the need for self-sacrifice overwhelms you. Breathe out selfishness,self-esteem, personal responsibility, and any thoughtcrimes that may have been haunting you. Allow shame, despair, guilt for your very existence, and blind faith in the Party doctrine to spread from the top of your head, all the way down to the tips of your fingers and toes,erasing every curvy line in your brain. This should take about five hours of uninterrupted self-criticism.

Once you feel totally guilty, worthless, and fearful, imagine yourself as a powerful Commissar in charge of purges, disappearances,and composting. Look into the piercing eyes of this Commissar and ask yourself these questions:

If you were a Commissar looking down at this worthless piece of crap with a shovel (you), what would you say to him/her/it?

- Will you be disgusted and feel an urge to squash this human stain for the common good?
- Will you denounce him/her/it as Enemy of the People?
- Will you want to promote him/her/it to the rank of your assistant in charge of composting Enemies of the People?
- Will you reward him/her/it with an extra rationing coupon?
- Or will you see something in those eyes that will turn your feet cold with fear and you will fall on your knees and announce the advent of the New Leader, Friend of People, and Father of Nations?

Once you know a clear answer to those questions, your self-criticism session is complete. You have discovered your Inner Comrade™
 

Kommissar Pupovich!

Privet! Kak dela? Khorosho, Da? Did we not meet once in GULAG Nomer 319 near Krasnoyarsk a long time ago? Were you not the one with tall sapogi...aaa,boots as you say, standing uncomfortably close to the sheep? How is it with the shovels now? Why would I damge a perfectly good shovel one could trade for a butylxka of vodka? Even shovelling the krap is too much like work. Tell it to the partivnyj operatchik. Maybe he give a krap...

Nerabochii Mira Soedinyajtesx!!!
 

Are you trying to imply that I was once guilty of some crime against the state comrade? After all, the Party would only place the guilty in the gulag.
 

Commissar Pupovich

Are you trying to imply that I was once guilty of some crime against the state comrade? After all, the Party would only place the guilty in the gulag.



Nyet, Kommissar! You have inferred an accusation of crime. I, of course , was a mere common prestupnik, while, you Tovarishch Kommissar were there in your tall boots, whip, and, so much leather! If it was not you, it must have been Barak Husseinovich Obamov...He was in training to be someone important. He was the one who imitated his mentors, and practiced in a mrror at every chance. He was not only the best reader, but the best liar! Tak Plokho he had no brains! Such a glupyj idiot...
 

That is much better. As a matter of fact, you may have seen me on some inspection tour to see if there were any potential prospects for the Pup's Party Palace.
 

R.R.A.G.E.

Religious Reactionaries Against Gay Equalities.
 

S.A.N. F.R.A.N.C.I.S.C.O.

Sociopaths And Nutballs For Reparations Anihilation Narcissism and Collectivism Intending to Support Comrade Obama
 

Militant Rednecks For No Culture
 

Humanistic Celebrities For Easy Sex
 

Comrades: your "tax breaks" shall be distributed as CARBON CREDITS or what we like to call GREEN STAMPS - collect credits by ratting on your friends and neighbors! You may qualify under our Dear Leader's New Deal as a Green Stamp Monitor, Fairness Monitor or other such collective. Help spread the wealth!
 

Smersh was captured by Insurgents in Afghanistan.
 

Did you have fun?
 

Came up with this one naming a rumored pending gun-control measure--oops, I meant people control--*cough* I meant measures to ensure happier, more manageable, and agreeable masses (whew) during Tovarich Klinton's administration:

I dubbed it the Brady Universal Legislation for the Legal Confiscation of Rifles, Ammunition, and Pistols.

BULLCRAP for short.
 

The Free People's National Socialist Democratic Soviet Republic of Barackistan.

All Hail TheOne
 

Has 57 soviet stars, one for each State



All Hail TheOne
 

F.U.D.G.E.

Fullfilling Union Doo-Gooders Enterprise
 

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Coalition For Advancement Of Communist Alternatives (C.A.C.A.)

Radical Educators Toiling for Affirmation of Rationalized Degeneracy (R.E.T.A.R.D.)

Coalition For Advancement of Socialist Kidney Exchange Technology (C.A.S.K.E.T.)
 

COMMIES CUM LAUDE
We cum louder in our group orgasmic frenzy.

Smersh Head of KGB
Don't fuck with me.
 

 

Workers Tolerating Fascism
 

I.V.Y. L.E.A.G.U.E.

Islamic Victims of Yodeling in Liposuction Educational Affirmative Guerrilla Universities for Equality