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Everybody Draw a POSITIVE Mohammed Day
5/17/2010, 10:08 pm
Then all the dung beetles that come of the shiites of Mohammed be reborn as Palestinian Freedom Fighters only to blow them selves apart again, and end up on the dung heap of history.
5/18/2010, 12:02 am
You're putting me in a tough spot, comrades. Is it permissible to post an image of Mohammed's poop - even if it's a very positive image of poop - or at least if we spin Mohammed's poop to make it appear more positive than it already is? Who is the Commissar in charge of spinning poop? Absent again, spinning his goods on Bill O'Rilley's No-Spin Zone?
5/18/2010, 12:44 am
I nominate Lenkia as Commissar of Poop! Anyway I do not think the Koran forbids depicting poop, just people. So if we show a picture of someone's poop, who is to care?
5/18/2010, 7:38 am
Or more accurately the No-S*it Zone. Perhaps he is debating with a highly esteemed defender of the faith regarding the commands of the Koran to sever finger and head parts of infidels. He truly is the PhrophetProfit of Piece! Leninka! such tender words of affection for the faithful!Who is the Commissar in charge of spinning poop? Absent again, spinning his goods on Bill O'Rilley's No-Spin Zone?
Then all the dung beetles that come of the shiites of Mohammed be reborn as Palestinian Freedom Fighters only to blow them selves apart again, and end up on the dung heap of history.
5/18/2010, 9:06 pm
Poop-spinning is an ancient and noble art in the Bazaars of the Silk Road. A true master could manage up to seven dungballs at a time.
5/18/2010, 11:58 pm
Thank you Comrade Kofky. And don't forget Comrade Lajuanda, pedicurist to Comrade O's left foot whose job also doubles as "groom of the stool." (I hope this doesn't put a stop to more posts)
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/i-am-barack-s-left-pedicurist-t4797.html
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/i-am-barack-s-left-pedicurist-t4797.html
I got a phone call from Rahm Emanuel. "Lajuanda! The Big Guy just loved your plan for his foot care. Can you start right away?"
I was thrilled. No one from Notrees, Texas had even gotten this far. "Sure! Anything that you want! I can hardly wait to take care of the Big Guy's feet!"
Rahm paused. "Well, you see, Lajuanda. The Big Guy feels that your essay was perfect for his left foot but he didn't feel that it was quite right for his, er, right foot. There will another pedicurist for his right foot. I'm sure you understand.
"But one of your duties will be alternate groom of the stool, should his official groom of the stool be unable to perform his duties."
If the Big Guy needs two pedicurists, who am I to argue? And if I need to act as groom of the stool, why not? After all, Barack does produce the most expensive shit on the face of the earth.
5/19/2010, 10:52 am
Back in the Gulag days we were made to perform the duty of polishing turds - it made them appear most aesthetically pleasing. Of course the Liar-In-Chief had many professional spin-wizzards turd-polishers surrounding him the Turd-Polisher-In- Chief Herr Gibbs as well as the Mainstream Pravda to "polish" the "One's" s**t. Comrade Leninka thank you for reminding me of the service of Comrade Lajuanda, pedicurist to Comrade O's left foot and stool Alternate. There cannot be too many to serve the "Father of Lies", indeed there are not enough in all the world to fulfill the great task.But one of your duties will be alternate groom of the stool
5/20/2010, 2:00 am
Leninka from an alternate universe. Sorry, I get you two confused. In this timeline, you are not having Comrade Whoopie's babies, right?Leninka wrote:Who is Lenkia?
5/21/2010, 11:27 am
Mark Steyn has an opinion: Everybody Draws Mohammed Day
Spread the risk around? Like Obama, from the bottom up? Perhaps it's time to draw a new RiskSpread™ ad.
Mark Steyn wrote:I'm bored with death threats. And, as far as I'm concerned, if that's your opening conversational gambit, then any obligation on my part to "cultural sensitivity" and "mutual respect" is over. The only way to stop this madness destroying our liberties is (as Ayaan Hirsi Ali puts it) to spread the risk. Everybody Draws Mohammed Day does just that. Various websites are offering prizes. I only wish we could track down those sicko Danish imams* who drew their prophet as a pig, and send them the trophy.
Spread the risk around? Like Obama, from the bottom up? Perhaps it's time to draw a new RiskSpread™ ad.
5/21/2010, 3:06 pm
Here you go. I'll probably post it at the top of the thread as well.
Of course this is a take on our earlier popular product, Obama's WealthSpread.
I guess it's time to start developing our own Che-Gourmet healthy food program.
Of course this is a take on our earlier popular product, Obama's WealthSpread.
Obama's WealthSpread™: I Can't Believe It's Not Earned!
I guess it's time to start developing our own Che-Gourmet healthy food program.
5/21/2010, 4:13 pm
Just when is Che Gourmet going to weigh in on the heavy problem of chubby children?
5/21/2010, 5:04 pm
Comrade Betinov - that issue will be addressed during the upcoming beheading of Ronald McDonald. Speaking of which, meet his replacement BUDDY MOHAMMED!
5/22/2010, 2:04 pm
This morning I received two related emails:
EMAIL 1:
EMAIL 2:
I promised not to post anything negative on this thread. And now I'm stuck because I can't think of a way to respond to this positively.
Can anyone think of a response that comes off as positive?
Also, I'd appreciate if someone volunteers to identify and describe the loophole in the Western moral code, which allows certain malware, viruses, and trojans to sneak in from the outside and propagate, posing as legitimate moral programs, while working to create conflicts that can potentially crash the entire operating system that supports our existence.
EMAIL 1:
Michael wrote:I think this article is important:
Facebook Removes "Everybody Draw Muhammad" Group, Leaves up "Everybody Draw Holocaust," Pics of "Flag of Jihad"
Thanks,
Michael
EMAIL 2:
bright vision wrote: Reference to the website
https://thepeoplescube.com/current-trut ... t5261.html
Dear Sir
positive thinking is admirable. But one should be fair and justice enough to treat the matters and personalities according to their status.
A prophet is nominated by God to teach the moralities and ethics to mankind and to strengthen justice among people. A prophet deserves to be honored and respected by all means and by all mankind. A prophet must not be insulted or disgraced by any mean.
I strognly request to respect all messangers of God and please please please do not make fun any of them. We should pay gratitude to them for the great duty done by them. I think the most difficult and honorable duty is to preach by prophet.
Kindly think once a while if you are nominated and selected by God to be a prophet what would be your attitude?
Please remove all such material and cartoons from the website ( https://thepeoplescube.com/current-trut ... t5261.html ) which are humilating to Prophet (Pbuh) and discourage such offensive activities.
warm regards
Nisar Ahmad
I promised not to post anything negative on this thread. And now I'm stuck because I can't think of a way to respond to this positively.
Can anyone think of a response that comes off as positive?
Also, I'd appreciate if someone volunteers to identify and describe the loophole in the Western moral code, which allows certain malware, viruses, and trojans to sneak in from the outside and propagate, posing as legitimate moral programs, while working to create conflicts that can potentially crash the entire operating system that supports our existence.
5/22/2010, 3:04 pm
I believe it is Positive to answer the unfounded concerns of Nisar's with the words of....
YAHWEH
“O Yahweh, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth! You have set your glory above the heavens. Out of the mouth of babes and infants, you have established strength because of your foes, to still the enemy and the avenger.” Psalm 8:1-2
JESUS
“But when the chief priests and the scribes saw the wonderful things that he did,and the children crying out in the temple, ‘Hosanna to the Son of David!' they were indignant, and they said to him, ‘Do you hear what these are saying?' And Jesus said to them, ‘Yes; have you never read, “Out of the mouth of infants and nursing babies you have prepared praise”?'” Matthew 21:15-16
YAHWEH
“O Yahweh, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth! You have set your glory above the heavens. Out of the mouth of babes and infants, you have established strength because of your foes, to still the enemy and the avenger.” Psalm 8:1-2
JESUS
“But when the chief priests and the scribes saw the wonderful things that he did,and the children crying out in the temple, ‘Hosanna to the Son of David!' they were indignant, and they said to him, ‘Do you hear what these are saying?' And Jesus said to them, ‘Yes; have you never read, “Out of the mouth of infants and nursing babies you have prepared praise”?'” Matthew 21:15-16
5/22/2010, 3:53 pm
Red Square, you need a secretary to deal with these matters. I propose a form reply on Cube letterhead:
Or something like that. I also make coffee.
Dear Comrade Ahmad:
I have been asked by The People's Director, Red Square, to thank you for visiting The People's Cube, and for your kind thoughtfulness in taking the time to write.
Although The People's Director does not have time to personally answer each and every piece of correspondence he receives, rest assured he does read them all, because he truly cares what the masses have to say about The People's Cube. You'll be pleased to know he even wears a ribbon on his lapel to show how much he cares.
On behalf of The People's Director, please accept my best wishes that you find government in all your endeavors.
Very progressively yours,
Pinkie
Secretary to The People's Director
Commissarka of The People's Secretarial Services and Temp Agency
Or something like that. I also make coffee.
5/23/2010, 5:04 pm
We're featured on American Power Blog.
Progressive life imitates the People's Cube - a typical leftist's "positive" depiction of Mohammed from Firedoglake.
Progressive life imitates the People's Cube - a typical leftist's "positive" depiction of Mohammed from Firedoglake.
6/3/2010, 2:47 pm
Found this on some Danish site, but it's probably of American origin - a tribute to the People's Cube and Maksim's ingenious triple whammy.
6/4/2010, 4:02 pm
Some of you may have already heard about the opening of "Our Lady of the Anti-Personnel Weapon And Her Stepford Friends” exhibit at an art gallery in Oklahoma City, featuring Virgin Mary packing heat, with vintage ads of lingerie and other feminine products.
Well, we thought this is exactly what our Mohammed thread is about as well, although we provide a much more positive perspective.
So we wrote the following letter to the gallery and are currently holding our collective breath for their response:
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Ashley Griffith
a.k.a. Gallery
3001 Paseo Okc, Ok 73103
405.606.2522
405-850-0175
https://www.akagallery.net
Dear Ashley Griffith,
We greatly appreciate your determination to support artists who challenge ideas, encourage others to examine their beliefs and to assist artists in providing alternate views of the world. It is unfortunate that your exhibit "Our Lady of the Anti-Personnel Weapon And Her Stepford Friends” has created a controversy and made you a subject of criticism.
But every problem is also an opportunity for a creative solution. There is a wonderful way for you to avoid the negativism and achieve the publicity you seek without compromising the above artistic principles.
We are talking about a complimentary exhibit that would satisfy most of your critics and prove to everyone that you and your gallery are truly independent, unbiased, and committed to unbridled artistic self-expression - as opposed to being the ideological hacks fighting the culture wars for the Angry Left, as many conservatives in your area may have already concluded.
We at ThePeoplesCube.com have created a number of digital images with positive and inspiring portrayals of prophet Mohammed that show him as a kind, compassionate man, friend of Jews, and a defender of progressive causes, such as, peace, tolerance, and the use of alternative energy to lessen the world's dependence on oil. Just like "Our Lady" pictures, this artwork mostly consists of collages that can be easily and relatively inexpensively printed as posters.
Just as with "Our Lady" exhibit, some may find these images challenging to view. We respect their opinions just as much as you do, and believe that your respect for the rights of individuals to express personal opinions will make you look favorably at housing the show of "Positive Images of Mohammed" next to "Our Lady of the Anti-Personnel Weapon And Her Stepford Friends.”
Please see samples of the artwork below. The entire collection can be viewed online here: https://thepeoplescube.com/current-trut ... t5261.html
Looking forward to your response and holding our collective breath,
Sincerely,
Red Square
ThePeoplesCube.com
a.k.a. gallery wrote:As a privately owned and managed gallery we select to show and support artists who challenge ideas, encourage others to examine their beliefs and to assist artists in providing alternate views of the world.
Well, we thought this is exactly what our Mohammed thread is about as well, although we provide a much more positive perspective.
So we wrote the following letter to the gallery and are currently holding our collective breath for their response:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ashley Griffith
a.k.a. Gallery
3001 Paseo Okc, Ok 73103
405.606.2522
405-850-0175
https://www.akagallery.net
Dear Ashley Griffith,
We greatly appreciate your determination to support artists who challenge ideas, encourage others to examine their beliefs and to assist artists in providing alternate views of the world. It is unfortunate that your exhibit "Our Lady of the Anti-Personnel Weapon And Her Stepford Friends” has created a controversy and made you a subject of criticism.
But every problem is also an opportunity for a creative solution. There is a wonderful way for you to avoid the negativism and achieve the publicity you seek without compromising the above artistic principles.
We are talking about a complimentary exhibit that would satisfy most of your critics and prove to everyone that you and your gallery are truly independent, unbiased, and committed to unbridled artistic self-expression - as opposed to being the ideological hacks fighting the culture wars for the Angry Left, as many conservatives in your area may have already concluded.
We at ThePeoplesCube.com have created a number of digital images with positive and inspiring portrayals of prophet Mohammed that show him as a kind, compassionate man, friend of Jews, and a defender of progressive causes, such as, peace, tolerance, and the use of alternative energy to lessen the world's dependence on oil. Just like "Our Lady" pictures, this artwork mostly consists of collages that can be easily and relatively inexpensively printed as posters.
Just as with "Our Lady" exhibit, some may find these images challenging to view. We respect their opinions just as much as you do, and believe that your respect for the rights of individuals to express personal opinions will make you look favorably at housing the show of "Positive Images of Mohammed" next to "Our Lady of the Anti-Personnel Weapon And Her Stepford Friends.”
Please see samples of the artwork below. The entire collection can be viewed online here: https://thepeoplescube.com/current-trut ... t5261.html
Looking forward to your response and holding our collective breath,
Sincerely,
Red Square
ThePeoplesCube.com
6/4/2010, 5:33 pm
One hears a lot these days about what Jesus would or wouldn't do. It's now widely accepted that he was a staunch supporter of Caesarcare and blamed everyone's economic woes on greedy Jewish moneychangers--I ask you, what didn't he do to them in the Temple that the SEIU, in their shirts the color of Caesar, wouldn't do?
But what would the Virgin Mary do? I think she would be traveling the Roman Empire, promoting the Census. "Going back to your place of origin to be counted will help Caesar figure out how many inns will be needed to accommodate the masses during the holidays. Remember, we can't move forward until you move back!"
Oh yes, and who better than Mary to serve as a role model for young women everywhere? Is she not the best proof there is that "abstinence only" simply does not work?
But what would the Virgin Mary do? I think she would be traveling the Roman Empire, promoting the Census. "Going back to your place of origin to be counted will help Caesar figure out how many inns will be needed to accommodate the masses during the holidays. Remember, we can't move forward until you move back!"
Oh yes, and who better than Mary to serve as a role model for young women everywhere? Is she not the best proof there is that "abstinence only" simply does not work?
6/4/2010, 5:51 pm
It goes directly to my prized collection, right next to "If there's no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
Pinkie, I always knew you were the most equal of comrades, but this is pure people's genius.Commissarka Pinkie wrote:...and who better than Mary to serve as a role model for young women everywhere? Is she not the best proof there is that "abstinence only" simply does not work?
It goes directly to my prized collection, right next to "If there's no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
6/8/2010, 2:51 pm
As a devout Christian I tried my best to be offended by the Mary with the gun pictures and Pinkie's VERY funny joke.
I failed miserably.
I think it is because I know God really does not need little old me to protect His honour. He could send a legion of angels to blast any blasphemer off the planet. But you know what? He does not. He sent his Son to become the blasphemer's slave, and to die for him. So why should it bother me if it doesn't move Him to anger?
Is Allah so small and helpless that he needs his followers to defend his honour?
I pity the followers of a god who cannot defend himself.
<off>Red Square wrote:Pinkie, I always knew you were the most equal of comrades, but this is pure people's genius.Commissarka Pinkie wrote:...and who better than Mary to serve as a role model for young women everywhere? Is she not the best proof there is that "abstinence only" simply does not work?
It goes directly to my prized collection, right next to "If there's no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
As a devout Christian I tried my best to be offended by the Mary with the gun pictures and Pinkie's VERY funny joke.
I failed miserably.
I think it is because I know God really does not need little old me to protect His honour. He could send a legion of angels to blast any blasphemer off the planet. But you know what? He does not. He sent his Son to become the blasphemer's slave, and to die for him. So why should it bother me if it doesn't move Him to anger?
Is Allah so small and helpless that he needs his followers to defend his honour?
I pity the followers of a god who cannot defend himself.
6/8/2010, 4:46 pm
Mohammed's obituary on today's History.com: I am not making this up! (h/t Urban infidel)
For some reason no picture is included. A strange omission for a website dedicated to scientific methodology.
This day in History (Brought to you by Subaru)
Jun 8, 0632:
Founder of Islam dies
For some reason no picture is included. A strange omission for a website dedicated to scientific methodology.
6/9/2010, 12:59 am
I found the picture. I think you call it an Easter Egg, not sure. Go to the sight and type using arrows, "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A" without quotes. If you experience difficulty I have included the graphic below. Good Luck.
11/9/2011, 2:15 am
"Love is stronger than hate,"
or Some French Comrades Have Got Brass Balls
or Some French Comrades Have Got Brass Balls
The Daily What wrote:The offices of Paris-based satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo were firebombed last week after it posted a caricature of the prophet Muhammad on the cover of an issue criticising the rise of Sharia law in the post-Arab Spring Middle East.
The weekly quickly rebounded with the help of local authorities, and its next issue is set to hit newsstands this Wednesday.
However, rather than tone down its firebomb-inducing irreverence in light of the recent attack, Charlie Hebdo has decided instead to double down by running a front-page cartoon depicting Muhammad making out with the publication's editor, Charb, beneath the words “love is stronger than hate.”
To the employees of Charlie Hebdo: Now would be a good time to invest in bulletproof everything.
11/9/2011, 3:49 pm
Freedom is Grand, but some cannot stand the cost.
I am sure the Great poobahProphet will be forgiving as soon as the infidels head is severed from his body.
Perhaps a shovel can be used and this can be considered a shovel ready job?
I am sure the Great poobahProphet will be forgiving as soon as the infidels head is severed from his body.
Perhaps a shovel can be used and this can be considered a shovel ready job?
6/27/2012, 11:18 pm
72 virgins. That's where people stop. The whole verse is "72 virgins and 28 boys". Which makes 100.https://www.albatrus.org/english/religi ... d_boys.htm
Red Square wrote:Here's some more. Turban tip to Zombie for creating an <a href="https://zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/" target="_blank">extensive historical archive</a> of Mohammed images from all ages.<br /><br /><img src="https://thepeoplescube.com/images/moham ... rriage.jpg" width="394" height="680" /><br /><br /><img src="https://thepeoplescube.com/images/mohammed/Imagine.jpg" width="460" height="460" /><br /><br /><img src="https://thepeoplescube.com/images/moham ... Turban.png" width="400" height="500" />
6/28/2012, 1:21 am
Comrade Frum - you were trying to use unauthorized HTML in your post... Tsk-tsk-tsk. Didn't you know that HTML is rationed and is only allowed to be used by high-ranking Party members only? The masses must use the proletarian BBcode.
This is how the same quote looks when a Commissar posts it: ============================================================
Here's some more. Turban tip to Zombie for creating an <a href="https://zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/" target="_blank">extensive historical archive</a> of Mohammed images from all ages.<br /><br /><img src="https://thepeoplescube.com/images/moham ... rriage.jpg" width="394" height="680" /><br /><br /><img src="https://thepeoplescube.com/images/mohammed/Imagine.jpg" width="460" height="460" /><br /><br /><img src="https://thepeoplescube.com/images/moham ... Turban.png" width="400" height="500" />
This is how the same quote looks when a Commissar posts it: ============================================================
Here's some more. Turban tip to Zombie for creating an <a href="https://zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/" target="_blank">extensive historical archive</a> of Mohammed images from all ages.<br /><br /><img src="https://thepeoplescube.com/images/moham ... rriage.jpg" width="394" height="680" /><br /><br /><img src="https://thepeoplescube.com/images/mohammed/Imagine.jpg" width="460" height="460" /><br /><br /><img src="https://thepeoplescube.com/images/moham ... Turban.png" width="400" height="500" />
6/28/2012, 12:55 pm
Here's my humble (read: CHEAP) contribution, Tiny Mohammed:
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He's very small.
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He's very small.
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