Poor Me Magazine #5 - Lisa Page: 'Trump faked my orgasm'



Poor Me is a magazine dedicated to people who see themselves as victims. Read it and weep.
IN THIS ISSUE:
- Lisa Page complains about challenges of being a drama queen in the age of Trump. "Competition is fierce."
- They hate me just because they know me.
- Trump stole my tiny violin and the mofo can't even play!
- Fairness means that I dish it out without having to take it.
- Trump faked my orgasm. Didn't even sound like me, ask anyone at the FBI head office.
- Text yourself into victimhood with this one weird trick.
- Is Santa Claus a Russian operative? Ask Hillary.
- The Next Big Thing: Impeach Santa
Further reading: Lisa Page describes pain of betrayal by DOJ, Barr, Pompeo
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PREVIOUS ISSUES:
- Poor Me Mag #1: Making Victimhood Pay Off
- Poor Me Mag #2: Fareed Zakaria's Tiny Violin Gets Stolen
- Poor Me Mag #3: Michelle Fields Raped on Trump's Orders
- Poor Me Mag #4: Trump-Comey edition




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Hillary Clinton tells Vanity Fair "I was victimized by Bill -- #Poor-Me-Too"


See also the "Bill took advantage of me" report by the Washington CBS Local,
A timely-for-Hillary scaling-down-of-a-"tell-all" book to a mere interview in Vanity Fair evincing Lewinsky's apparent abandonment of previously-reported plans to try to become a new "bombshell":

--Bill Clinton, Minister of Truth


https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoon ... 9_7_0.html


Seems the "Mona-Greta" is featured today, 12/22/2019... https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoon ... _2_55.html
Most Equal, Comrade Direktor!


Ivan the Stakhanovets
Two in a row? Have the boys in the agitprop department started sobering up and showing up for work again?Seems the "Mona-Greta" is featured today, 12/22/2019... https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoons/
Most Equal, Comrade Direktor!
It's three in a row, to be exact. Greta / Lisa / Greta.
https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoon ... _2_53.html
https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoon ... 9_7_0.html
https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoon ... _2_55.html




Red Square
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Two in a row? ...It's three in a row, to be exact. Greta / Lisa / Greta. ...
Ivan the Stakhanovets
"...he shoots, HE SCORES for the hat trick!..."

Genosse Dummkopf
Red Square
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Two in a row? ...It's three in a row, to be exact. Greta / Lisa / Greta. ...
Ivan the Stakhanovets
"...he shoots, HE SCORES for the hat trick!..."oh, yes. that Red Square is to the cubed factor.



https://twitter.com/RichardGrenell/stat ... 4158480384
Is she getting a work phone?


Red Square
CRIME PAYS: MSNBC welcomes Former FBI Lawyer Lisa Page as an NBC News & MSNBC National Security & Legal Analyst.https://twitter.com/RichardGrenell/stat ... 4158480384
Is she getting a work phone?
Or perhaps a woke phone? Or a wank phone?


Red Square
CRIME PAYS: MSNBC welcomes Former FBI Lawyer Lisa Page as an NBC News & MSNBC National Security & Legal Analyst.https://twitter.com/RichardGrenell/stat ... 4158480384
Is she getting a work phone?
Gee, being a treasonous, home wrecking bimbo doesn't pay like it used to.


Red Square
... MSNBC welcomes Former FBI Lawyer Lisa Page as an NBC News & MSNBC National Security & Legal Analyst. ...Wow, CNN lost the bid? Stingy too much, eh?