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News We Don't Have Time To Write About (archive)

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Gardening tip from AOC: Root out all white vegetables of colonialization and kill them

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The public has a right not to know. - NYT editorial on Trump declassifying order

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Democrats to give The Swamp environmentally protected status

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Get the boy out of boycott: The Left boycotts boycotts because “boy”cotts

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Socialism will cover the nation with broadcast radio, promises Bernie Sanders

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Old Truth: Garbage in, garbage out.

Current Truth: Garbage in, gospel out.

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Predictions that the Glacier National Park park signs would all disappear by 2019 that had proclaimed that the park's glaciers would all disappear by 2020 have come to pass

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Joe Biden flip flops, "All my life I've held the position that I'm a man, but now I've changed my position. I am not a man, I am a democrat."

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Congressional Democrats jubilant over John Dean's testimony, "This proves Donald Trump is actually Richard Nixon in disguise and must be impeached!"

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"Socialism is love," says Bernies Sanders. "And I am The Red Fist of Love."


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George Soros to fund an awareness campaign in Latin America to discourage would-be immigrants by describing, how racist, exploitative, and otherwise hateful US really is.

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“The United States is running concentration camps in every community forcing young children to work math problems and other stuff and that is exactly what they are: concentration camps,” claimed AOC in latest TWEET.

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Joe, the most expendable apparatchik?

Federal Judge in Hawaii orders Congress to declare war on Iran

Failure to do so would frustrate the "right to combat" for female and LGBT soldiers resulting in unequal opportunity for women and LGBT to "self define through the infliction of violence."

All of which has caused a disproportionate number of Medals of Honor being awarded to cisgender males …. in violation of the Equal Opportunity clause of the 14th amendment and the principles upon which this country was founded

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While other candidates may speak in Spanish at the debates Bernie to only speak in his native tongue, Gibberish.

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Sanders promises to guillotine Supreme Court judges he doesn't like and put their heads on pikes

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There is Yin, Yang, and Xenbzdhty. _ (Konfusius)

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:There is Yin, Yang, and Xenbzdhty. _ (Konfusius)
It's an idea for a story about progressive gender study that has determined that in addition to the binary yin and yang, there are also non-binary yang and yang, trans-yin that was formerly yang, there is a also a xang, etc.

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Bernie 2020 campaign theme song is America from West Side Story:

I like to be in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Ev'rything free in America

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Red Square wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:There is Yin, Yang, and Xenbzdhty. _ (Konfusius)
It's an idea for a story about progressive gender study that has determined that in addition to the binary yin and yang, there are also non-binary yang and yang, trans-yin that was formerly yang, there is a also a xang, etc.
... yea, written by Genfucius.

But now Umma, envious of slit-eyed gender-sagacity, and even more: panicked to be, once again, pushed back in contest with a dynamic civilization (this time one in the Far East), starts its own revision of hewn-in-Quran|Sharia islamogenderics. Allahu fubar!

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If only Hillary had won... President Hillary celebrated the 4th of July this year with the combined militaries of our new allies the Russians, the Chinese and the Cubans marching through Washington DC.

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4th of July Trumparade?
Disappointing. Marching Vulvas? zip. Amazing Desmonds? zilch. Klimkatastrophia? nada.

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In butthurt rage, Trump decrees July 4th to henceforth be called The P45th of July.

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Enlightened world infuriated b/c of all the carbon blared into Gaia by Trump's "Salute to America"

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Trump barely mentions I/Me/My in his 4th/7th speech. Unpresidential! _ (Barack Barackovich)

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Tropical Storm Barry has appeared in the Gulf. Historical records are sealed. Expect once onshore of United States to change name to something historically Arabic.

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The Left denounces the new Commission on Unalienable Rights. Natural unalienable rights are sexist, racist, and are a danger to the State.

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Hurricane Barry makes landfall, fundamentally transforms coastal drainage and sewage systems; announces "If you like your sandbags, you can keep your sandbags..." Hateful Trump administration immediately demotes Barry to tropical storm, and censors all coverage from all news outlets.

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Laika The Space Dog to be the next 007

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Next 007 to be a black woman - Barack Obama

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Eight year old drag queen to be next 007

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Study says: There's no "either/or" in gender. A gender can be binary, can be non-binary.

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Berkeley votes to remove "Black" from official and tech manuals. literature, From hence all references to objects once "Black" will be referred to as "of Color"

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Berkeley has determined that numbers are patriarchal, hierarchical, and supremacist with the #1 being the most supremacist and "0" is considered a pejorative.

All mathematical equations and denominational shall be henceforth rendered as "Random Digits" and must also be expressed as random equal digits as "odd numbers" are also seen as pejorative and diminutive.

The committee also recommended the alphabet be renamed to Beta-alph as Alpha is hierarchical

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That's one small step for a man, One giant leap for White Male Supremacy according to the New York Times

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All Dem candidates call for the Beatles' song "Get Back" and the "White Album" to be banned; surviving two white guys of the group must pay reparations.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:All Dem candidates call for the Beatles' song "Get Back" and the "White Album" to be banned; surviving two white guys of the group must pay reparations.

Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
But she was another man
All the local girls refused to wax her penis
So she sues them while she can

Every woman has a right to have her scrotum waxed

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Clinton associates visit long time friend Epstein just in time to prevent suicide.

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We only have till Next Tuesday to save the planet!

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Racism moves from white appliances to white robots. (I seem to remember the topic of white appliances making us racist being covered in the Cube, but cannot find the article.)

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mi wrote:Racism moves from white appliances to white robots. (I seem to remember the topic of white appliances making us racist being covered in the Cube, but cannot find the article.)
Perhaps you mean this?

Is Your Toaster Racist? Newsweek Provides Answers

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Red Square wrote:
mi wrote:Racism moves from white appliances to white robots. (I seem to remember the topic of white appliances making us racist being covered in the Cube, but cannot find the article.)
Perhaps you mean this?

Is Your Toaster Racist? Newsweek Provides Answers
Yes, Comrade Chairman! Precisely - life just replicated People's Cube once again.

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If elected president Joe Biden promises to hit the reset button with Russia

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Snopes changes its ratings from "True" or "False" to "Dox them" or "Don't dox them."

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Covfefe wrote:Clinton associates visit long time friend Epstein just in time to prevent suicide.
Autoerotic asphyxiation blamed in routine custody death.

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Joe Biden hints he wants the federal government to pay off everyone's credit cards. "It would really spur the economy."

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Should Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib be traveling around the world without an accompanying male relative?

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Scaramucci inadvertently invited to Bill Clinton's party. Spell check failed to catch the missing L in Moloch.

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Scientists baffled by the way out-of-control global warming that causes the Amazon fires only burns rectangular patches of forest

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Joe Biden vows to ban gun magazines that hold more than 10 pages

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Bloody-eyed Joe Biden's new campaign song: Hail to Le Chiffre

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CNN next Town Hall to be a Democratic candidate Festivus special seven-hour-long Airing of LBGT Grievances

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We need a common-sense solution to assault style ideas

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Chinese official explains there were no climate change protests authorized in China as "China is already communist."

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We only have twelve years to live!... unless Ocasio-Cortez is in charge. Then we only have four.

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A new report published ahead of key UN climate talks has warned the world the five-year period ending in 2019 saw the scariest statements on record.

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Speaker Pelosi temporarily identifies as Republican, speaks of supporting and defending the constitution, how the President can't just do what he wants, quotes Thomas Paine and Benjamin Franklin; goes so far as to state that "the law applies to everyone"...

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If seeking to find out what criminal activity someone has engaged in even if they are a political opponent during campaign season is a high crime or misdemeanor, does that mean the Democratic party investigating a Presidential political opponent during campaign season is engaged in a high crime or misdemeanor?

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"If we don't impeach Trump he'll probably be re-elected" t-shirts not selling very well.

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John Wilkes Schiff plots last desperate gamble to save the lost cause

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To 24/7 fight the climate catastrophe, AOC appeals "Womyn! Wear Greta braids!"

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A rat falling from White House ceiling fears for his life, begs reporters for protection, offers a tell-all memoir to publishers.

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Bernie Sanders checks into Havana hospital -- the best healthcare facility available.

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The very definition of insanity: voting Democrat over and over again and expecting different results

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Comrade Sanders to visit Esteban Castro while recovering vacationing in Havana.

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[highlight=#ffffff]Beijing Daily Messenger reports "All Quiet on the Hong Kong Front."[/highlight]

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Democrat Congress announced that they have already impeached President Trump. Now they just need a brave moderate to ask him to give the keys to Hillary.

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AOC rejects baby and pineapple pizza. "No pineapple on pizza!"

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New whistleblower against Trump comes forward.

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Joe Biden admits, “I'm not going anywhere.”

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Nobel Prize 2019 (medicine): White. Old. Men. Kuffar. From imperialistic countries. _ Questions?

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Nobel Prize 2019 (medicine): White. Old. Men. Kuffar. From imperialistic countries. _ Questions?
Bang! NP-2019, Physics: White. Old. Men. Kuffar. Imperialists. Still no Yehudi (see? see? sham!).

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Satellite image of California at night.

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Five dollar a gallon gasoline in California is no big deal because there's no electricity to run the gas station gas pumps anyway.

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NBA replaces American anthem with China's, encourages players to kneel.

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False: If we do business with the communist Chinese they will slowly become free.

True: If we do business with the communist Chinese we will slowly sacrifice our freedoms.

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California governor Gavin Newsom blames California electricity blackouts on greedy Kulaks, vows revenge

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Transatlantic News: Greta Youth hail California! Sieg hail!

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Klimatism (& Co): It's a diddle, crapped in hystery, inside an enema.


 
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