Imagine There's No Israel

By John Lennon and Laika the Space Dog

Inspired by the progressive Daily Koz


Imagine there's no Israel
It's easy if you try
No Jews around us
Why can't they all just die
Imagine all the Hebrews
Pushed into the sea...

Imagine there's no America
It isn't hard to do
No right-wing freedoms
And no Bushies too
Imagine all the hippies
Living life in dhimmi...

CHORUS:
You may say I'm a schemer
But I'm for progress of mankind
Life could be so much simpler
If some people would just die

Imagine no possesions
Communism can....
Nobody has to be workin'
In a big collective of man
We'll satisfy our needs
By stealing all the wealth...

CHORUS:
You may say I'm a schemer
But I'm for progress of mankind
Life could be so much simpler
If some people would just die[/html]
 

Imagine there's no Europe

Submitted by Jauhara Al Kafirah

Imagine there's no Europe
It's easy if you try
A million burning Peugeots
lighting up the nightime sky
Imagine all the guest workers
burning all of  France

You-hoo-hoo, may say that I am a sadist
But I call it schadenfreude,
Seeing France get her comeuppance
Makes me quite overjoyed

Imagine all the "Asians"
It's easy, don't deny
They'll blow up all the subways
every first week of July
Imagine all those Muslims
seething til they 'splode!

Eu-hurope is the one in denial
They've just bought the motherlode
Don't be like Europeans
And you won't be a choad
 

My son is in Israel with a large group of (you will excuse the expression) Jewish American teens. They were supposed to come home Aug. 1, but due to the current zionist-crusader-neocon-imperialist-Bush-inspired-unprovoked-Israeli-genocidal-aggression against Hamas and Hezbollah, the main humanitarian charitable organizations in peaceful tranquil Gaza and Lebanon, they have to come home early. We were all pretty upset about it and about the whole situation. Thanks for making me laugh in spite of the anger and worry.

Sorry for being serious, but being trapped in capitalist corporate Amerikkkkkkkkkka is no laughing matter. Besides, the communists invented humor . . . and the non-sequiter.
 

"More popular than Jesus."
 

Ohhh Son of Sheldon!! Please let me be the first to send my collective thoughts and submissions to you. I mourn for your families lose! How could they be sent home early!? How could they!? When will "Israel" learn that it is far more important to keep the peace then to defend ones self! Imagine the disappointment on all the youths face as bars and clubs are shut down to make way for tanks to trample the peace loving palestinians! The collectivist youth! THINK about the pain of the collectvist youth!!  Please Comrade, accept my expired ration card to ease you and your families suffering... please, go on, take it...

Now if you will excuse me Comrade, I have to catch a private jet to Palm Beach for a Party gala.
 

Imagine global warming
it isn't hard to do
Al Gore will help you
with an inconvenient truth

Imagine all the vehicles
running on Lipton Tea...
 

You may think I'm a hippy
because I'm camping on your floor.
I ate up all your Little Debbies
Will you please pick up some more?
 

Imagine there's no Pontiff
It's easy if you will
Give a Muslim a gun
And tell him to go kill
Imagine all the bloodshed
just by quoting his-to-ry......

You may say free speech is loathsome
and you're not the only one.
Radical Islam agrees with you
Just wait until jihad has won.
 

traci

I ate up all your Little Debbies

What are Little Debbies?
 

They're little dessert cakes that come in a box...like Twinkies....people who smoke alot of pot like them.

http://www.littledebbie.com/products/Dessert_Choc.asp
 

Thanks. Never heard of them. Maria does all our grocery shopping so I'll put Little Debbies on her list.
 

No problem!....I'm glad to be helpful in some way. :D
 

Margaret, why don't you just have Ka-Ching aquire McKee Foods for Haliburton? Move before ConAgra grabs it. McKee Foods was up 7 & 3/8ths this week. Talk to your boss, he'll be grateful and give you a whole case of Little Debbies for free and maybe you could toss one over to this poor, little old Space Dog?
 

Quote:

I'm for progress of mankind


At least the like-minded comrades that do not argue, but listen to and do as Queen Hillary says.
 

Red Square

You may say I'm a schemer
But I'm for progress of mankind
Life could be so much simpler
If some people would just die

That's just beautiful.