Imagine There's No Israel


Imagine There's No Israel
By John Lennon and Laika the Space DogInspired by the progressive Daily Koz
Imagine there's no Israel
It's easy if you try
No Jews around us
Why can't they all just die
Imagine all the Hebrews
Pushed into the sea...
Imagine there's no America
It isn't hard to do
No right-wing freedoms
And no Bushies too
Imagine all the hippies
Living life in dhimmi...
CHORUS:
You may say I'm a schemer
But I'm for progress of mankind
Life could be so much simpler
If some people would just die
Imagine no possesions
Communism can....
Nobody has to be workin'
In a big collective of man
We'll satisfy our needs
By stealing all the wealth...
CHORUS:
You may say I'm a schemer
But I'm for progress of mankind
Life could be so much simpler
If some people would just die[/html]


Submitted by Jauhara Al Kafirah
Imagine there's no Europe
It's easy if you try
A million burning Peugeots
lighting up the nightime sky
Imagine all the guest workers
burning all of France
You-hoo-hoo, may say that I am a sadist
But I call it schadenfreude,
Seeing France get her comeuppance
Makes me quite overjoyed
Imagine all the "Asians"
It's easy, don't deny
They'll blow up all the subways
every first week of July
Imagine all those Muslims
seething til they 'splode!
Eu-hurope is the one in denial
They've just bought the motherlode
Don't be like Europeans
And you won't be a choad


Sorry for being serious, but being trapped in capitalist corporate Amerikkkkkkkkkka is no laughing matter. Besides, the communists invented humor . . . and the non-sequiter.



Now if you will excuse me Comrade, I have to catch a private jet to Palm Beach for a Party gala.

it isn't hard to do
Al Gore will help you
with an inconvenient truth
Imagine all the vehicles
running on Lipton Tea...

because I'm camping on your floor.
I ate up all your Little Debbies
Will you please pick up some more?


It's easy if you will
Give a Muslim a gun
And tell him to go kill
Imagine all the bloodshed
just by quoting his-to-ry......
You may say free speech is loathsome
and you're not the only one.
Radical Islam agrees with you
Just wait until jihad has won.


traci
I ate up all your Little DebbiesWhat are Little Debbies?

http://www.littledebbie.com/products/Dessert_Choc.asp







Quote:
I'm for progress of mankindAt least the like-minded comrades that do not argue, but listen to and do as Queen Hillary says.


Red Square
You may say I'm a schemerBut I'm for progress of mankind
Life could be so much simpler
If some people would just die
That's just beautiful.


