Submit photoshopped entries with captions for a non-competition on 'Obama Show and Tell.' We all know there's a lot that he's hiding, but what does Obama want to show to America and the rest of the world?

At the end of his presidency, Obama reveals his imaginary friend for the first time, whose name is "Collective Economic Worth of Amerika." Mr. Obama seems to be the only one capable of seeing his little friend.


Obama endorses Putinka, calling it, "Green Energy for The Masses."™.


Obama showing The Olbermann Head: "Yesss, my preciousssss...".


Obama announces his running mate, whom he met at the circus, the magical fairy elf Jobama O'Biden.


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Dr. Strangelove
Direktor of Flashing Lights, Shiny Things, Bobbles, and Cinematography
Ministry of Agitprop
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Ahhhh....
I've invited you here today
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To show you....
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that I was in fact...
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born.....
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here in....
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America and.....
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despite numerous attempts by my opponents.....
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and spending nearly $7000 per day in....
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legal expenses......
Well, here it is my long awaited birth certificate!

The Badger from Beverly Hills will dig up dirt on Bushitler's cadre of war criminals, dig up evil capitalist energy tax dollars with Cap and Trade, and bury evil conservative talk show hosts with fairness and balance.


This competition business is quite repulsive to me, but, for my comrades, I must enter.

Read more here: https://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=30362

Perhaps too easy comrades?

Obama:
About that, ah, Air Force One flyover Manhattan. Uh, how could anyone be terrified of, ah. Could you move the teleprompter up, I jumped ahead a bit. Thanks. Where was I? Oh, ah, how could anyone be afraid of, uh, this little thing? Uh.....MICHELLE!!

The Radiant Future™ is so bright, I've got to wear shades...

A White House source speaking on condition of anonymity has informed the following.

While being debriefed upon his return from the Global War on Terror Overseas Contingency Operation, General Olan Mills received the following career guidance from President Obama.

"...Listen up General Mills, Sir, uh, I'm the only thing that stands between you and the Cereal Killers Czars at the FDA. Everyone knows that the health benefits millions of Americans receive from Cheerios could only come from, well, me. I am the drug. So, either you change the name to Obamaknows, or I'll have the White House Press Corps and Katherine Sebelius eat you for breakfast!"

[Quasi Character] I can't post the image I created with Obama holding a box of Cheerios. The URL is broken. I suspect sinister forces foiling my plot to post such a photo of Dear Leader.

What could also be funny is to repost the photo without any modifications. If you'll look very, very closely, there are several multicolored spherical objects levitating between Obama's hands - these spheres are not generated by the lens of the camera that took the photo - this is actually what the Audacity of Hope actually looks like (if you use 800 speed film in a manual 35, and slow it wayyyyyy down).

Now everything in the world will be powered by Hope (just like his website used to say). Joe the Biden says there is a laboratory under his mansion that is a carefully guarded secret (shhhhhhhh!). It is in this lab, that the true force of The One will be harnessed and distributed - eliminating our dependence on all forms of energy, forever.

Let me show you what some of my ancestors would've done if
a village elder had put a size 19, "Shaquille O'Neal"-like foot in
their mouth. Makes a great paper weight, don'tcha think?

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I want you to meet my new Car Czar, Yelling Yeldolph. "YOU VANT AN SUV? YOU ARE GUILTY OF THOUGHT CRIME! YOU VILL DRIVE THE 2010 PELOSKI VITH THE ALL NEW SHOVEL DRIVE, UND YOU VILL LIKE IT! [soothing tone] After all comrades, ve all must sacrifice together for ze common good.... isn't that right? ISN"T IT!"

Is Yelling Yeldof related to Bobbing Geldof?

From Comrade Gilberto:

AbecedariusRex wrote:Is Yelling Yeldof related to Bobbing Geldof?

Kissing cousins, but don't tell anyone!

New Required Reading in all Publick Skolls

Obama's Little Red Book



The 2009 Acorn award for the biggest Nut goes to.......


Obama Finally Releases CIA Waterboarding photos
I KNEW IT!


I just need this much cash to fix the banks.



(Karacter off) I do VFX for a living. I can make these all day!

Obama (seen here performing the Ray Charles classic “(Soviet) Georgia On My Mind”) is quickly becoming known as “America's Greatest Blind Entertainer.”

"In these challenging economic times, all Americans will be required to dig deep..."

Red Square wrote:

He's playing with Michele's Busties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna tell.

Iosef wrote:
"In these challenging economic times, all Americans will be required to dig deep..."

Is that Official Party Shovel? Looks too small. Is it not supposed to have serrated edges for all in Party Hierarchy?
How did he get Order of Lenin?

http://www.reuters.com/article/wtMostRe ... 4420090513

Guardian of Pravda wrote:

Iosef wrote:
"In these challenging economic times, all Americans will be required to dig deep..."

Is that Official Party Shovel? Looks too small. Is it not supposed to have serrated edges for all in Party Hierarchy?
How did he get Order of Lenin?

Comrade Guardian -

- Shovel is standard issue People's implement, easily transportable in crowded boxcar. Is surplus item from Great Patriotic War. Ensures that one will stoop low to make sacrifices for Motherland.

- Hero of the Soviet Union medal is, as you know, standard fashion accessory for Party hacks the honored ruling class.

He bought it?

<img alt="lol" src="https://ee.1asphost.com/mambome/interne ... dobama.png">

The internet must be regulated for the common good.

Comrades, I am having trouble. Its seems that the evil RepubliKKKans have messed up my computer. could the collective please notify me of 3 things?

1. How do I post on the people's blog?
2.How do I attach a picture to a comment?
3. How do I use paint.net to put one picture on top of another (like in this non-contest?)

Add your winning entry.
If you win, everybody else loses. Is that what you really want as a collectivist?

I want everyone to lose. I just want to lose less than the others. (Desire to be in Party Hierarchy as I am developing Shovel Blisters on hand)

1. How do I post on the people's blog?

We have Blog? I was not informed. Blog is Capitalist Swine invention which allows masses to comment on Government. I think this is a way to collect names and trap reactionaries.
I believe however that if you click 'comments' you may find a way to fall into this trap.
(Do not say you were not warned)

2.How do I attach a picture to a comment?

You wish to provide better evidence of your reactionary status?
Click on button that looks like Nabisco Icon from days of old. It it is last row fifth from left. (To your right opposite side , we do not say right here you know) Ooops.)


3. How do I use paint.net to put one picture on top of another (like in this non-contest?)
Famous Korean Statement. Mo Li oh. (Pronounce Moo Lie Oh)[Means hell if I know]
I am not privy to State Secrets and prefer not to be so if asked I respond I do not know nor do I want to. Then I go get my shovel.

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2.How do I attach a picture to a comment?


You wish to provide better evidence of your reactionary status?
Click on button that looks like Nabisco Icon from days of old. It it is last row fifth from left. (To your right opposite side , we do not say right here you know) Ooops.)

Thank you, comrade! I have now discovered the secrets!

Comrade Goose wrote:Thank you, comrade! I have now discovered the secrets!

I deny giving them to you.

Guardian of Pravda wrote:Famous Korean Statement. Mo Li oh. (Pronounce Moo Lie Oh)[Means hell if I know]

Guardian of Pravda씨 한국사람이에요?

Dr. Strangelove wrote:

Guardian of Pravda wrote:Famous Korean Statement. Mo Li oh. (Pronounce Moo Lie Oh)[Means hell if I know]

Guardian of Pravda씨 한국사람이에요?

Nugu?
한 가지 언어는 충분하지 못 해

Guardian of Pravda wrote:

Dr. Strangelove wrote:

Guardian of Pravda wrote:Famous Korean Statement. Mo Li oh. (Pronounce Moo Lie Oh)[Means hell if I know]

Guardian of Pravda씨 한국사람이에요?

Nugu?
한 가지 언어는 충분하지 못 해

어떻게 배웠어요?

Comrade Red Square,

Photo of Our Great Leader warming up the trophy before announcing the winner for "Best Ethnic-Themed Release genre—Black " at Adult Video News Awards held at the Adult Video Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

In Socialist Solidarity!

Comrades,

It is good to see everyone working individually for the collective good to show Comrade 0bama as the multifaceted omniimpotent leader he is. Yay.

However, I have heard reports that certain reactionary sites and personalities have claimed that Comrade 0bama is not to be ridiculed, unlike Presidents past, that this is evidence of a double-standard and even racist. To some extent, this is true: He is The One, and to laugh at Him is to scorn Hope™ and Change™. But that aside, we progs are--of course--funnier, wittier, and more willing to laugh at ourselves than anyone else. What the "little Eichmanns"--wasn't that funny?--don't understand is the following equation:

J = m/A

You will note the similarity to Newton's famous equation, F=ma, which only goes to show how valid the above equation is.

To wit, in our racist white-dominated patriarchal social-economic torture system (no, I'm not being funny, if you are an reality-denying reactionary), the degree to which jokes can be made about a "minority" or, more specifically in the case of Comrade 0bama, a "half-minority," (the value J) is equal to the proportion of the joke's target's minority portion (here, m) surrounded by the white, male, religious, gun-owning, working oppressive majority (shortened to "American," the value A).

Since Comrade 0bama is half Kenyan, he is a minority; however, his mother was white and from Kansas, yet embraced progressive ideals and quickly abandoned her son. The mathematics becomes quite complex, so I will spare you the details, but J = 2.37; i.e., of a comedian's repertoire, only 2.37% of the jokes can be about Comrade 0bama. However, this does not preclude the possibility that better jokes exist, thus turning the percentage about Comrade 0bama into zero.

So there you have it: conclusive mathematical proof that progs are funnier and can make jokes about Comrade 0bama.

I deny giving them to you.

Comrade, you never spoke to me. What are you talking about?

Dr. Strangelove wrote:

Guardian of Pravda wrote:

Dr. Strangelove wrote:
Guardian of Pravda씨 한국사람이에요?

Nugu?
한 가지 언어는 충분하지 못 해

어떻게 배웠어요?

I lived there for three years while stationed on the DMZ at Imjin Ga. Camp Liberty Bell and Kittyhawk and the whole Z area.
I married a Korean. Her father was a North Korean soldier who chose not to go back.
It is my practice to immerse myself in the culture.
I took formal classes and my then wife and her family also assisted with the more piratical use of the language.
Loved the country and it is full of history.
Two languages actually. Hangeul and Hanja. The second is more prevalent to SK.

고맙습니다 (komapsumnida) South Korean way of saying it. Her father never would accept that. His was more formal.

Comrade Goose wrote:

I deny giving them to you.

Comrade, you never spoke to me. What are you talking about?

Who are you? I have never met you in this life.

I Comrade Pelosi:

Special Thanks to Comrade ConservativeMuzhelozhstvo for the idea.

Where's R2D2?

[quote="Dr. Strangelove"]


Did I tell you the one about my twelve inch pianist? No? Well, skueeze me while I whip THIS out!

Comrade_Tovarich wrote:
J = m/A

You will note the similarity to Newton's famous equation, F=ma, which only goes to show how valid the above equation is.

So there you have it: conclusive mathematical proof that progs are funnier and can make jokes about Comrade 0bama.

Comrade,
it would appear that you enjoy the witty game of formulaiction in which you use letters to express ideas. Here are two

I+U=Bb

O/USa=STFU

AbecedariusRex wrote:Comrade,
it would appear that you enjoy the witty game of formulaiction in which you use letters to express ideas. Here are two

I+U=Bb

O/USa=STFU

Comrade ABCDariusRex,

I do not understand how I + U yields B-flat. I know musical scales involve mathematics but I must crack open my copy of A People's Math by Howard Zinn on this one.

And reactionaries said there was no such thing as "Afro-centric," "vulva-centric," or "progressive" math. Clearly we have proved them wrong and that Marxism-Leninism-Progressivism is scientific!

Hey, where do we pick up our awards for advancing the People's Science? A potato, peeled or not, will do just as well.

I don't know about what yields a B-flat, but I do know from experience that a grand piano thrown down a mine produces A Flat Miner.

Comrade Red Square, I'm suspecting you are not sharing something from your glorious past with us. Surely you were actually a special GRU agent when you lived in Siberia, and you were compelled to use a grand piano to flatten a thought criminal? For only in a siberian mine would a person find a grand piano.

Or Liberace's kitchen.

Comrades,

From my occasional viewing of Interpreted and Carefully Selected for Me by My Betters News, the Ukraine does have a truly unfortunate tendency to suffer mining casualties.

But that's not what I came back to write about. Rather, I think I have found an equation that will allow those majors in Pop Culture and Music to get not the BA but a BS:

I + Pcp = (I)(Fe²L)(go²d), where I represents the Omnipotent Godfather of Soul, who resides in each one of us: James Brown. In short, you don't need Arthur Miller to learn "the Good Foot Dance," just enough Pcp.

What do you know, I've even seen my own name spelled here as Red²

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Obama's favorite President...



<img src="https://www.punditreports.com/internet/o5.jpg" border="0">


...and his favorite beer!

How do you open that can?

<img src="https://www.punditreports.com/internet/opener.jpg" border="0">

I was baffled as well comrade...

I think I know.

<img src="https://www.punditreports.com/internet/o2.jpg" border="0">

Obama's Portuguese 'water dog' attempts to waterboard his master!

That's not 'Ol Yeller' is it?

Comrade...this would be 'Ol Yeller!'

Close resemblance there to Yelling Yelena. May be Party Conspiracy here? Anyone know if Yelena has Secret Identity?

Comrades...a potato in every pair of pants!

Comrades...let me repeat:
"If you have money...we have money!"punditreports.com

I would like to present my Supreme Court appointment!

Obama's favorite bomb...the F-bomb!

I'm not sure about the name of this red star medal, but the oval-shaped inscription says "proletarians of all the countries, unite" and "USSR" at the bottom.

Imagine the feeling of betrayal among the USSR leadership when, instead of uniting, the proletarians of all the countries showed them the middle finger.

Red Square,

After the collapse of the Soviet Union my beloved Alexandrov Ensemble was bestowed the 'Order of the Red Star'.

We are a song and dance ensemble!All of the other ensembles know not to with us!!

Let us celebrate! May someone else buy us dinner?




Introducing the finest in Sino-Soviet-US dining...

"The wealthy pay...we eat!"

Red Square wrote:I'm not sure about the name of this red star medal, but the oval-shaped inscription says "proletarians of all the countries, unite" and "USSR" at the bottom.

Imagine the feeling of betrayal among the USSR leadership when, instead of uniting, the proletarians of all the countries showed them the middle finger.

Comrade,

I believe those countries were awarded this red star medal...

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Welcome to the Cube, Red Pundit, but please, go easy on those large colorful fonts and pictures. They may distract the less equal proles from the revolution at hand.

Red Square wrote:Welcome to the Cube, Red Pundit, but please, go easy on those large colorful fonts and pictures. They may distract the less equal proles from the revolution at hand.

Comrade...you will not have to remind me again!

LOL. That's very clever, but could you also lose the big sig? We have avatars for that purpose, except for this non-competition section, where we pretend to be more equal than we really are.

Red Square wrote:LOL. That's very clever, but could you also lose the big sig? We have avatars for that purpose, except for this non-competition section, where we pretend to be more equal than we really are.

Comrade...I am a follower - I will obey...

Comrades!

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"Let me present this x-ray as proof of my 'bona fides'!"

"Me in college...no one suspected a thing..."

Red Pundit -

You have proven yourself to be he most equal comrade. You may now expand to other threads of this Party Organ.

Chairman Bao's Mobile Dim Sum Brigade. How do you like the meat flavor?

Comrade Pundit you are most entertaining and very equal.

Red Square wrote:

Appears that Conde is providing a CONSERVATIVE "estimate".
And Michelle is providing a LIBERAL "estimate"?

Oh, now I get it, they are referring to the size of the budget. My mind must of been in the gutter. How dare I think it was the size of his stimulus package.

Colonel 7.62 wrote:Comrade Pundit you are most entertaining and very equal.

Thank you Comrade!

...but what could Michelle be thinking?

Obama's plan for the economy.

Showing the last great president, and der Shlick Meister introducing Him as well.

A pet for Jobama O'Biden

Obama reporting a Mathews like growth on his shoulder, no report of a tingle in his leg.

His new choice for the Supreme Court.

Make sure to inflate your tires. Two cars in every garage, and one pressure gauge in every glove compartment.

Possible Veep pick for his second term.

China has promised me that I will get the very first Special Edition Pinko Hummer.

"see that suckers?!? that's some king bling right there!"

"bow to the king, get the bling my friend."