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Tiny bits of ISIS: Gunpowder flavored dog food

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Tiny bits of ISIS: Gunpowder flavored dog food. For happier, healthier dogs. Hellfire-smoked Bag-h-dadi. Can be used as training treats.


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This was originally a comment on another thread, but given an overwhelming response on social media, I made it into a standalone topic.

Trump shares image of Laika the Space Dog getting a medal

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Since Facebook and Twitter crop square images, I also made a wide rectangular version:

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Certainly more marketable than His O'liness' favorite ice cream.

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Komrades, for results like these feed your dogs Bag-H-Dadi, the dog food for heroes. The Zetkin dogs swear by it.


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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:Komrades, for results like these feed your dogs Bag-H-Dadi, the dog food for heroes. The Zetkin dogs swear by it.

Awesome.

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Our doggie treats picture is now a featured cartoon in today's American Thinker.

https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoon ... _1_38.html

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CIZ!! That was as exciting as a transatlantic hillbilly mythical horned rodent could ever imagine. That part where the nice criminal thug dumped himself in the dumpster was a real treat.
The 'pelipsky household feeds its canine comrade only Bag-H-Dadi.

'pelipsky
Russian Asset and Honor Guard to Ambassador to Texazistan
#BR 549

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Mueller probe - a dud.
Ciaramella/Vindman op - (already) a flop.

In that shaky state of affairs, a new impeachment-backing narrative crystalizes! Kubic emissaries have their fingers on the pulse of History. Here's what we know, till now.

The centerpiece of the newly reviving impeachment cyclone is that infamous, already gone viral scene: Drumpf decorating AK-9, an Assault Kanine 9.

The backgrounds of that story are perplexing, but progressive fact-finding untangled the mishmash:

  1. Origin: Drumpf, compulsive "winner" and obsessed with snatching "victory-2020", set his mind on getting right now a PR-boost via a "tremendously nice picture with a heroic doggie" which he, Drumpf, would "decorate with a Medal of Paw Honor, believe me".
  2. Drumpf's goons aides started brainstorming. Soon one of them had the idea of "a tunnel". AK-9 runs into a dark tunnel, returns somewhat limping, a hero - and Drumpf gets his PR gag.
  3. So, "tunnel" acclaimed and fully embraced - but now, stoppage. "Tunnel", where do we get a "tunnel" from??? Here, a goon an aide known to be a CIA plug, had a flash of wit: Hah! We know a certain compound, in Idlib Province!
  4. But, but, an empty compound somewhere in Idlib?, asked some goons participants. No problem - answered one, closely connected to JCS - we lure a Big al-Kahuna there, heh heh. And condition him to crawl into the tunnel, once chopper sounds approach. Heh, heh, - he added - Pavlov techniques work with austere scholars, too.
  5. And that's, how the Drumpfkins did it.

The picture - Drumpf decorating heroic AK-9 - provided a certain Shapiroffsky, a pint-sized violinist, who always speaksasfastasifheisaverbalmachinegun.
So, does Mossad ring a bell?


P.S. Newest developments.

  1. Turns out, Drumpf was hypnotized or something, to get his "beautiful, I tell you beautiful" idée fixe about "ME, decorating AK-9, a hero".
  2. Apparently, a producer of "gunpowder flavored" kanine foods, labelled BAG-h-DADI, got the idea of pushing his product, by exploiting Drumpf's suasion prowess.
  3. Mister "BAG-h-DADI" isn't a dark horse. He's already known to transfix and baffle auditories using a "kolorifikally homogenized Rubik contraption".

Komrade! As newer developments come in, report them here!

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:... feed your dogs Bag-H-Dadi, the dog food for heroes ...

<Clara's-glorious-video> _ (the lil' hero-to-be, on the cover, is particularly sweet)
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Awesome.
Awesome (squared!)

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Red Square wrote:Since Facebook and Twitter crop square images, I also made a wide rectangular version:

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Tiny bits of ISIS?

Yummieeeeeeeeee!

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:Komrades, for results like these feed your dogs Bag-H-Dadi, the dog food for heroes. The Zetkin dogs swear by it.


KOPS is filmed on location witb the men and womyn of law enforcement. All suspects are guilty until proven innocent in a kangaroo court of law.


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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Mueller probe - a dud.
Ciaramella/Vindman op - (already) a flop.

In that shaky state of affairs, a new impeachment-backing narrative crystalizes! Kubic emissaries have their fingers on the pulse of History. Here's what we know, till now.

The centerpiece of the newly reviving impeachment cyclone is that infamous, already gone viral scene: Drumpf decorating AK-9, an Assault Kanine 9.

The backgrounds of that story are perplexing, but progressive fact-finding untangled the mishmash:

  1. Origin: Drumpf, compulsive "winner" and obsessed with snatching "victory-2020", set his mind on getting right now a PR-boost via a "tremendously nice picture with a heroic doggie" which he, Drumpf, would "decorate with a Medal of Paw Honor, believe me".
  2. [highlight=#ffff99] Drumpf's goons aides started brainstorming. Soon one of them had the idea of "a tunnel". AK-9 runs into a dark tunnel, returns somewhat limping, a hero - and Drumpf gets his PR gag.[/highlight]
  3. So, "tunnel" acclaimed and fully embraced - but now, stoppage. "Tunnel", where do we get a "tunnel" from??? Here, a goon an aide known to be a CIA plug, had a flash of wit: Hah! We know a certain compound, in Idlib Province!
  4. But, but, an empty compound somewhere in Idlib?, asked some goons participants. No problem - answered one, closely connected to JCS - we lure a Big al-Kahuna there, heh heh. And condition him to crawl into the tunnel, once chopper sounds approach. Heh, heh, - he added - Pavlov techniques work with austere scholars, too.
  5. And that's, how the Drumpfkins did it.

The picture - Drumpf decorating heroic AK-9 - provided a certain Shapiroffsky, a pint-sized violinist, who always speaksasfastasifheisaverbalmachinegun.
So, does Mossad ring a bell?


P.S. Newest developments.

  1. Turns out, Drumpf was hypnotized or something, to get his "beautiful, I tell you beautiful" idée fixe about "ME, decorating AK-9, a hero".
  2. Apparently, a producer of "gunpowder flavored" kanine foods, labelled BAG-h-DADI, got the idea of pushing his product, by exploiting Drumpf's suasion prowess.
  3. Mister "BAG-h-DADI" isn't a dark horse. He's already known to transfix and baffle auditories using a "kolorifikally homogenized Rubik contraption".

Komrade! As newer developments come in, report them here!

'pelipsky saw Lifetime Movie of this. very. drama. just last week. That Trumputler is such a producer, mover and shaker to have that movie ready for public consumption so fast. And all the members of the institution here in Texazistan were overjoyed to see the AK-9 limping from the thick dust of the crumbling tunnel into Trumputler's waiting arms. That. Was. A. Moment.

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Red Square wrote:Our doggie treats picture is now a featured cartoon in today's American Thinker.

https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoon ... _1_38.html

Awesome!!


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Important PSA about getting one of these dogs..........


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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote: Image
ASSAULT DOGS, Komradette, ASSAULT DOGS!!!

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote: Image
ASSAULT DOGS, Komradette, ASSAULT DOGS!!!

Wait, if these are assault dogs, then why isn't there a law mandating 5-bark magazine restrictions? This is a huge oversight.

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote: Image
ASSAULT DOGS, Komradette, ASSAULT DOGS!!!

Wait, if these are assault dogs, then why isn't there a law mandating 5-bark magazine restrictions? This is a huge oversight.
Very sharp annotation, Komrade Stierlitz, very sharp.
(heh-heh, yu must haf rememba vrom yur dayz in Berlin, vot a Schäferhund iz kapable off.. like, egzempli grazia, bark "88!88!88!88!.." vor 2 hours evri time zey see a porträt of our Führer, 88!)

But there is no worry, Komrade, no need for your "magazine restrictions" in bark operations. Zere iz a kommand zat reliably stops barking in any AK-9 operator, instantly.

Da, da, Ivan Pyetrovich Pavlov's Nobel Prize wasn't for naught . . . . .

In short, zat glorious kommand is: BAG!
Here, AK-9 adds in his/her/hyx mind "(-h-DADI!)", stops barking at once, and salivates heavily.

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Assault dog bayonets are real.

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Ooo. When you strap a wiener dog across his wiener, it makes him extra mean.


 
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