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The Joe Biden Theory and the Ukrainian macguffin

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but my earlier Joe Biden theory is confirmed more and more every day. Let's start from the beginning.

1. At first Biden is reluctant to run. But in the spring of 2019 he gets wind of Trump investigating his corruption in Ukraine - and he immediately enters the race on 4/25/19. On the trail he looks old, tired, and his heart just isn't in it. Why do it then? Because it's about a lot more things than simply running for president.

2. If Trump isn't stopped, the entire Biden family's dirt will come out. At this point, the only way to avoid or at least to delay it is Biden being in the race: the news of his corruption can then be discredited as usual electioneering and Trump's dirty tricks.

3. Biden may not be the only one who took dirty money from Ukrainian oligarchs, plus Democrats used Ukrainian politicians to dig up dirt on Trump's team in 2016. Now their lives and careers depend on their ability to stop Trump's investigation and to muddle the issue. They also know they can't beat Trump in 2020, all they can do is try to impeach him in order to shut him up. They have loyal spies in the White House and wait for an opportune moment to pounce.

4. Trump's phone call with Ukraine becomes such a moment. The Dems quickly compose a morality play about a concerned whistleblower and stage it in the House. They charge Trump with exactly what they themselves have done - getting help from a foreign government in order to dig up dirt on a political rival, followed by a cover-up.

5. These charges only make sense if Biden is running against Trump in a general election, which he isn't. As a minimum, he must be a frontrunner in the primaries, and so the DNC throws him into the mix of candidates and artificially inflates his status. The entire impeachment scheme is predicated on Biden running and winning the primaries. Without him posing as Trump's rival, the Democrats won't be able to claim that Trump wanted to steal an election. So old Joe must make a good face and keep running even if he eventually collapses and pays with his life to save the swamp.

6. The Senate acquits Trump and the Dems switch to harassing him about Roger Stone. It no longer matters if Biden is a frontrunner, he has outlived his usefulness. The DNC pulls the plug and the sad old Joe is done, unless the Dems can use him later to cheat Bernie out of a win. His numbers are in the gutter.

7. What are the Dems covering up in Ukraine? It must be big if they staged an impeachment and risked their entire political capital over it. Otherwise they wouldn't have spied on Rudy Giuliani in Ukraine trying to tarnish his investigation and to besmirch him personally. They even identified Giuliani's two Ukrainian associates and had them arrested for exceeding a political campaign donation. If Michael Cohen's story is any indication, the men were likely threatened with imprisonment and then offered a deal in exchange for dirt on Giuliani and Trump.

8. Wouldn't you want to know what that Ukrainian macguffin really is? I have a theory about that, too, but that's a story for another time.


UPDATE:

There's been a change of plans. Three factors may be in place.

SEE BELOW >>>

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This editorial has few comments, which is unusual for this site. I guess there isn't much left to say on the subject.

But our stats are showing this page has a high traffic volume. It turns out that last night Instapundit quoted the first two paragraphs and gave a link to us with the words, "THIS SEEMS PLAUSIBLE." https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/358439/

Thank you, Glenn Reynolds.

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Makes total sense to the mythical horned rodent, your most Red Squared Cubed.

Sort of like the 'need' for Hillary to be on the ballot...somewhere...somehow...

Hillary's got this Taster's Choice Deep State insecurity allure that reminds 'pelipsky of this ancient bourgeois Folger's Instant Coffee commercial.



Surely Bloomberg knows he would need some Taster's Choice with this hot buttered macguffin of Deep State insecurity?

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jackalopelipsky - the best way to deal with campaign insecurity and deep state anxiety is to surround yourself with plants. It's true for all election seasons.

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jackalopelipsky wrote:Makes total sense to the mythical horned rodent, your most Red Squared Cubed.

Sort of like the 'need' for Hillary to be on the ballot...somewhere...somehow...

Hillary's got this Taster's Choice Deep State insecurity allure that reminds 'pelipsky of this ancient bourgeois Folger's Instant Coffee commercial.



Surely Bloomberg knows he would need some Taster's Choice with this hot buttered macguffin of Deep State insecurity?

[PROG OFF]

Nah, Bloomberg would rather have exotic blends costing 100+ dollars a pound made with water at scientifically-controlled temperature and purity and a boutique AI-equipped solar-powered free-trade genuine imitation french press.

Too bad his socialist policies will only afford him dollar store El Nastio ultra-lite roast boiled on the stove (in the same pot he used for tomato soup last night) and filtered through a used gym sock.

Also, incidentally, I just can't believe that Folger's Crystals taste better than perk. That's a steaming pile. Coffee makes my chest hurt but I'm willing to go through that hurt and throw the perk on the stove every once in a while. Can't say that about any other coffee.

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When you ask your former boss for a reference for the job you really want...

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Obama backs Bloomberg for President

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These guys seem to be in support of Joe. Lets suppose they know know what's best for them.

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The People just LOVE the serious old McGruffin.

Hey, that's just Joe! Heh, heh.


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PammieAlinsky!!

If the Deep State is Geico and Barr is The McGruffin talkin' about solvin' the case...we can see Amerikkka's financially indebtiness so clearly.

Deep State's talkin some them some pillow baby talk with their lame excuses as to why time sheets billin' time/hrs. in search of evidence they knew could NOT exist deserves explanations.

Pillow Baby Talk is all the Deep State has goin' on to explain itself and here we are talkin' about the need to save some money in government spending at the very same time.

don't you just love it when those little vicious circles come together in a crime solver's mind??

'pelipsky sees some dots connecting...but then again...'pelipsky is a mythical horned rodent..so there's that...

forelock tug for great Hot Buttered McGruffin video,
Jackalopelipsky



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UPDATE:

There's been a change of plans. Three factors may be in place.

1. We knew the Democrat field of candidates was weak, but we didn't know they would be so bad that a senile geezer who forgets where he is and thinks he is runnng for the Senate would become the Dems' best choice.

2. The Dems need to deal with the problem of Bernie, who is not even a dem but he's running circles around them. The sudden dropping out of most candidates who invariably endorced Biden is too coordinated not to be the work of the establishment choreographers. It was their last-ditch effort to ditch Bernie and unite the Party behind a candidate who, for lack of better alternatives, is their best chance to beat Trump.

3. On February 24th 2020, the Ukrainian State Bureau of Investigations (their FBI) has officially launched a probe into Biden's interference into their justice system by pressuring president Poroshenko to oust his State Prosecutor who had been looking into the corruption of his son Hunter's company Burisma Holdings. That also requires Biden to stay in the race, so that later, even after he loses to Trump, he could dismiss anything that comes out of the probe as the dirty tricks The Orange Man used in order to cheat him out of winning.

In other words, even if the Dems know they can't win, they'll at least use Sleepy Joe to sour Trump's victory and to protect their own Obama-era shenanigans at the same time.

Ukraine's State Bureau of Investigation opens case on Biden's pressure on Shokin



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Yesterday's Twitter suppression of the New York Post's story about Hunter & Joe Biden's corruption in Ukraine was a big scandal. It is well summarized by this tweet by Mike Cernovich:

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Exactly. Every time Ukraine pops up in the news, the response from the Dems is always disproportionate - all the way to staging a phony impeachment.

It seems there is no Rubicon that shadowy gang won't cross in order to keep something big related to Ukraine under wraps. What is it? How many powerful people and their children were feeding off that corrupt trough and what are their names?


 
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