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The Dems Went Down to Georgia

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The dems went down to Georgia
They was lookin' for a seat to steal
They were in a bind
'Cause they were way behind
Willin' to spend twenty five mil

When they came upon this young man
In pajamas by the name John Ossoff
And the dems all jumped
And said that he'd beat Trump
And said, "boy, show us what you got

I guess you didn't know it
But we're a riddle players too
And if you'd care we'll pay your fare, we'll bet money on you

Now you play a pretty good riddle, boy
But give the dems their due
We'll bet a butt load of gold
Just for your soul
'Cause we've bet the house on you."

The boy said, "my name's Johnny
And I'll be gettin' in
And I'll join your bet
And you'll never regret
'The district I ain't living in."

Johnny, rising up in polls and we play voting fraud
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia, and dems deal voter cards
And if you win, they'll say that they finally beat ol Trump
But if you lose, the dems are in the dumps

The dems opened up their case
And said, "We'll start this show."
When fire flew from the rifle end
They called for killing more

Then they tweet their hate across the webs
And it was some evil piss
And a band of dems tweet in
And saying repubs deserved it

When the dems we're finished
They all said, " you weren't so good, repubs
But sit right there cos it was clear
This one got shoved between your buns

They said "It raining real hard made dems, run
Nancy Pelosi is our favorite one
Planned Parenthood kicked in buttload of dough
Voter ID laws has got to go

The dems bowed their head
Because they knew that they'd been beat
And they laid the Georgia 6
On down in bitter defeat

Repubs said, "Dems, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
We done told you once you SOBs
Donald Trump's the president"

They said "It raining real hard made dems, run
Nancy Pelosi is our favorite one
Planned Parenthood kicked in buttload of dough
Voter ID laws has got to go


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Maestro. I had already typed a version of the same song when I noticed your masterpiece. Please allow me to add my diddy tot eh mix.

The Donald Won Down In Georgia

The Donald won down in Georgia
Dems was lookin' for a seat to steal
They was in a bind
'Cause the was way behind
And their donors were start'n to squeal

When he came upon this young man
A real deal liberal gonna give it a shot
And the Donald jumped
Up on a political stump
And said, "boy, let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a politician too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good liberal, boy

But give the Donald his due
I'll bet some Russian gold
Against your soul
'Cause I know I'm better than you."

The boy said, "my name's Jon Ossoff
And I don't believe in sin
And I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
Cause the Democrats are gonna win.”

Jonny, tighten up your bow and play a liberal hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the Donald holds the cards
And if you win, you'll be this shiny liberal made of gold
But if you lose, the Donald gets your soul

The Donald opened up his phone
And he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As the tweets began to flow

Then he wrote his tweets and pulled the strings
And it made an evil hiss
And a “basket of deplorables” joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the Donald finished
Johnny said, "well, you're pretty good there, Trump
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done.”

He played liberal of Stone Mountain run Dems, run
The Donald owns the House Republicans won
Democratic activists passing out dough
Nancy, will Trump win this? No child, no

The Donald raised his head
Because he knew that Jon got beat
And he mocked that golden liberal
On the net with every tweet

Johnny said, "Donald, I won't come back
I'll never ever try again
You done told me once you son of a bitch
that the Democrats won't win.”

He played liberal of Stone Mountain run Dems, run
The Donald owns the House that Republicans won
Democratic activists passing out dough
Nancy, can you lead us? No child, no

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Always room for more... excepting including mylittlespacious corner of the gulag office provided for me by the generous peoples of USSA.

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Great song. And now my theme song for Donald Trump. Some call him an orange Hitler. But to me, he will always be my little orange blossom. I give you The Orange Blossom Special!


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This is worthy of the Lenin Prize for your most equal contribution to literature...

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Great song. And now my theme song for Donald Trump. Some call him an orange Hitler. But to me, he will always be my little orange blossom. I give you The Orange Blossom Special!


I think that is an excellent choice for a song. I also think that some elitists, like in the media, fail to recognize that we proles know how to make our own fun and it doesn't include reliance on them.




Much to their dismay.

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A blast from the past...

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Komissar al-Blogunov - I have one of the first Lenin Medals issued by The People's Cube back in the 20th century! Red Square presented my father, Komissar Zero Putout, with this prestigious medal. I wish I had an image of him wearing the medal... perhaps I'll 'find' one soon on the internet.
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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Great song. And now my theme song for Donald Trump. Some call him an orange Hitler. But to me, he will always be my little orange blossom. I give you The Orange Blossom Special!


I've been to the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band concert in the USSR days (around the summer of 1977). They were the very first American band allowed to tour the Motherland. That was when, for the first time in my life, I heard bluegrass and saw the slide guitar, which was not a guitar at all but a box with strings.

On a darker and bluer note, can their performance of "Orange Blossom" in the Motherland be seen as a definitive proof of Trump-Russia collusion?

[b]Free to Rock[/b] wrote:Rockin the Kremlin with Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

In 1977, during the height of the Cold War, the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band became the first American band to tour the U.S.S.R., playing 28 sold out shows. Their unusual East/West friendship story shows how the power of music can change the world, a featured subject in the new documentary film ROCKIN' THE KREMLIN, directed by four time Emmy Award director Jim Brown.

In the fall of 1976 the U.S. State Department, looking to influence the Soviet youth, cunningly presented the Dirt Band to the Kremlin as a folk ensemble. Opening their tour the following spring in Tiblisi, Georgia (USSR), with drums and electric guitars, playing a mixture roots rock and roll, country and bluegrass, the audience exploded in hysteria - word spread like wild fire. At five sold out Armenian bike track stadium shows, hundreds scaled the fence to get in. The KGB tried to limit interaction with the youth and followed the band everywhere. However, wherever they played, even though it was illegal to stand up at a concert, the musically liberated Soviets danced in the aisles. It was 9 years before another American band was allowed to perform in the Soviet Union.

And here's a crushing video evidence:


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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:This is worthy of the Lenin Prize for your most equal contribution to literature...

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Most gracious thanks to all and for the medal...

I feel most equal by all of this..

Perhaps this will serve me well at my next meeting with the gulag commissar


 
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