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The Clintons allegedly flee country after Maxwell arrest

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WASHINGTON, DC - Various eyewitnesses have reported that Bill and Hillary Clinton have fled the country during the dark morning hours of July 4th, after it became known that Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffery Epstein's former accomplice, had agreed to "give names" to the FBI of those involved in Epstein's pedophile ring.

Employees at The Washington Executive Airfield, where the nation's political elite store their personal aircraft, stated that the small airfield "came alive" around three in the morning as the Clintons and their small army of personal assistants prepared their private jet for takeoff, hurriedly boarded it and departed to an undisclosed location abroad.

"It was complete chaos," James LaFuer, a night shift attendant at the airfield, said in a phone interview. "People hectically unloaded luggage from hastily parked vehicles along the airstrip, and stumbled over one another as they ran towards the plane. They were in a rush for sure. They fueled up the jet and didn't even run a safety check on the equipment before they took off heading east."

Maxwell's arrest and her reported wilingness to reveal Epstein's former clientele to federal investigators have caused a noticeable stir on Capitol Hill and Hollywood alike.

A panicked Jimmy Kimmel was allegedly seen yelling at the front desk of the Los Angeles International Airport after the staff were unable to put him on an immediate flight from the country. According to an eyewitness, he soon rushed back out to his vehicle and sped off, disappearing in the never-ending LAX traffic.

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Chedoh wrote:... "It was complete chaos" stated James LaFuer, a night shift attendant at the airfield stated over a phone interview. ...
aa... the CCTV cameras in that guy's office - and generally, around Hyde Field - not malfunctioning? no technical errors? just askin...

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Chedoh wrote:... "It was complete chaos" stated James LaFuer, a night shift attendant at the airfield stated over a phone interview. ...
aa... the CCTV cameras in that guy's office - and generally, around Hyde Field - not malfunctioning? no technical errors? just askin...

Rosemariski Woodski is busy accidentally erasing official tapes while actually reviewing, knowing that if Amerikkka sees Slick Willie as he really is when he's hot and bothered, Amerikkka will see just another diminished AmeriKKKan POTUS like that crook, Nixon.

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You can find them on Lolita Island or in Moscow.

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:You can find them on Lolita Island or in Moscow.
Ah! Unfortunately, I think the island has been sold....Image



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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:NOOSE!! ^^^^. RACIST!!
Nay, nay, behold the privilegedly white hands of the hanging entity behind the bars. Behold also the equations:

Noose -> Black = Racist = Bad.
Noose -> White = Retribution = Good.
Noose -> Statue = Pulldown = Even Better.

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Wormhole in Texazistan to Cube iCAL 3.14 GD.

Here's what happens when zee "alleged criminals" are not efficiently skilled in deMOBilization of any, and all, recording devices.

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Texas A&M police say student who reported racist notes placed them there himself

Police said in the report it was “difficult to distinguish any characteristics of the suspect in the video” but “based on video evidence, no other person had enough time to place the messages on Martin`s car other than himself.”

In other news, the President of TAMU and the intent of the University's (quote) Aggie Values and Traditions (end quote) are getting rewoked.

From the wormhole west of the Mississippi,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549
with love,xxx

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May WE suggest that Our Heroic Revolutionary Protestors should be a bit more circumspect about making our their identities known online... (Especially The Smartest Woman In The World - who Should be President Now!)


 
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