TEACH YOUR CHILD ABOUT THE PROGRESSIVE REVOLUTION IN AMERICA.....


This important book written by comrades Zilber and Bonnell, discusses the truth about our dear leader, Chairman Obama. This tell-all will give you the correct information you should disseminate to the future progressives of America; also known as your children. They must come to understand how a nobody from the South Side of Chicago with no clout or money, and all by his lone self, took power in America. This amazing and accurate story about the fearless comrade Obama is a must read for all confused and impressionable youth. The progressive children are our future, they must comprehend the pure greatness of Obama.

More readings for the next progressive generation....


Some inspiring samples....

This is a excellent indoctrination teaching tool of our Glorious Leader Obama. However, I have discovered a counter-revolutionary book that I denounce! This capitalist propaganda must be investigated and the author sent to the Gulag! It combines Dr. Seuss and Ayn Rand to indoctrinate children to appreciate laissez faire, individualism, and reject the collective conscience!

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Perhaps the comrades can depict how the Obama squirrel keeping us all safe by kissing the butts of of the Jihadist snake, the North Korean weasel, the Iranian wolverine, etc, etc.

Comrades, after looking at the Prog books for unindoctrinated youth, I feel this strong desire to have an internal purge at the communal porcelain seating arrangement.

I can see why Google has seen fit to advertise books like these on our Glorious People's Website.

It's chock-full of 'Wholesome' Progressive Nuttiness!! (Nutrition Czar-approved, of course!) Is that not what we stand for, here at the People's Cube?

My question, just like my public speeches to the kulaks, is purely rhetorical.

Komsomolka Olga Katrina wrote:I can see why Google has seen fit to advertise books like these on our Glorious People's Website.

It's chock-full of 'Wholesome' Progressive Nuttiness!! (Nutrition Czar-approved, of course!) Is that not what we stand for, here at the People's Cube?

My question, just like my public speeches to the kulaks, is purely rhetorical.

You have a keen eye Comrade, how are you with a rifle? Ha, I kid, but yes, I too first came across these important manuals while looking at the Ad's on this great site.

We need a new indoctrination children's book that will take it a step further. One that teaches children that it is okay to snitch on your bourgeois (i.e. Conservative) parents to the government.

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ZB

F.A.R.C. Agent Ivan wrote:

Komsomolka Olga Katrina wrote:I can see why Google has seen fit to advertise books like these on our Glorious People's Website.

It's chock-full of 'Wholesome' Progressive Nuttiness!! (Nutrition Czar-approved, of course!) Is that not what we stand for, here at the People's Cube?

My question, just like my public speeches to the kulaks, is purely rhetorical.

You have a keen eye Comrade, how are you with a rifle? Ha, I kid, but yes, I too first came across these important manuals while looking at the Ad's on this great site.

I'm ok with a rifle What? I wouldn't dream of touching a rifle. I mean, in the olden, pre-glasnost (and certainly pre-Khruschev) days of overt Revolution(TM), I'm sure I'd have done fine in the People's Red Army(TM), or even defending the local collective farm, but since in this day and age it is better not to allow ANYONE except criminals, since they don't obey the law anyway to have a gun, we as Party(TM) members must teach by example and be content with discreetly spreading the Current Truth(TM), disguised as Newspeak(TM), since that's the only way it could gain a foothold in this country and slowly take away the People's independence and personal responsibility. It's For Their Own Good(TM), you know.

...if any of that progressive psychobabble makes sense... It certainly doesn't make cents, as that would be profit, but I digress...

Komsomolka Olga Katrina wrote:

F.A.R.C. Agent Ivan wrote:

Komsomolka Olga Katrina wrote:I can see why Google has seen fit to advertise books like these on our Glorious People's Website.

It's chock-full of 'Wholesome' Progressive Nuttiness!! (Nutrition Czar-approved, of course!) Is that not what we stand for, here at the People's Cube?

My question, just like my public speeches to the kulaks, is purely rhetorical.

You have a keen eye Comrade, how are you with a rifle? Ha, I kid, but yes, I too first came across these important manuals while looking at the Ad's on this great site.

I'm ok with a rifle What? I wouldn't dream of touching a rifle. I mean, in the olden, pre-glasnost (and certainly pre-Khruschev) days of overt Revolution(TM), I'm sure I'd have done fine in the People's Red Army(TM), or even defending the local collective farm, but since in this day and age it is better not to allow ANYONE except criminals, since they don't obey the law anyway to have a gun, we as Party(TM) members must teach by example and be content with discreetly spreading the Current Truth(TM), disguised as Newspeak(TM), since that's the only way it could gain a foothold in this countryand slowly take away the People's independence and personal responsibility. It's For Their Own Good(TM), you know.

...if any of that progressive psychobabble makes sense... It certainly doesn't make cents, as that would be profit, but I digress...

Believe me Comrade, I understood every single word. We all have to fight our urges to resort to back to the glorious way of the Bolsheviks. We are Progressives now!


Fond memories......


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Bolshevik poster, 1920: “Comrade Lenin Cleanses the Earth of Filth”.



We must never admit how we long to liquidate our enemies, it's not the Prog-way. Deny the impulse, like this man denies his violence......
<br>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D5A

Should anyone be concerned that

A: the review for the democrat's children books have more words in them then the books do?

B:Mama voted for Obama has no consistent rhyme scheme and the rythem is off in a disturbing way? while an Island called Liberty, like most Dr. Sues books has very smooth rythem and rhyme scheme that flows in such a way as to make the poetry easy to follow and enjoyable?

What Commisar? there is no problem with this? oh, not only is there no problem with this but its good that the books are being presented at the level the kids are already at instead of challenging them to grow and make something of themselves and therefore the authors will be up for next year nobel prize. Ok good commisar I reacted that way to them at first i just wanted to check my double thinking up against the all wise mass. Thank you for confirming that.

Yes I have taken my reeducation classes this week, no I didn't think about the books I just reacted to them like a good little prog. yeah another reeducation class about literary criticism in the glorious people's paradise of next tuesday would be a good thing. why thank you commisar for registering me in one right now.... why thank you commissar for driving me there in your shiny new truck right now and thank you for the nice warm straight jacket.....

Komsomolka Olga Katrina wrote:
I'm ok with a rifle What? I wouldn't dream of touching a rifle. I mean, in the olden, pre-glasnost (and certainly pre-Khruschev) days of overt Revolution(TM), I'm sure I'd have done fine in the People's Red Army(TM), or even defending the local collective farm, but since in this day and age it is better not to allow ANYONE except criminals, since they don't obey the law anyway to have a gun, we as Party(TM) members must teach by example and be content with discreetly spreading the Current Truth(TM), disguised as Newspeak(TM), since that's the only way it could gain a foothold in this country and slowly take away the People's independence and personal responsibility. It's For Their Own Good(TM), you know.

...if any of that progressive psychobabble makes sense... It certainly doesn't make cents, as that would be profit, but I digress...

In between setting all The People's Clocks ™ I also distribute The People's Rifle(TM).

Excellent. Politically Correct(TM) AND still threatening enough to strongly encourage the masses to read these horrible fantastic prog books.

Perhaps the best thing about The People's Rifle(TM) is that, given its lack of a projectile, target practice will be Most Equal(TM). Just walk right up to the target. No Comrade can miss the mark.

I love the new Peoples Rifle!!!

Comrades, it pleased me to see in the book samples provided above, plenty of not so subtle republican hate in the drawings.

In sample 1: You can notice a bum in the background begging for some wealth to be spread to him, but the evil, cigar smoking (eww!) obviously Repuglican, richer, just denies him his piece of the pie. Sickening!

In sample 3: Whoa, look out, thanks Obama-squirell for saving us from that big, scary Republican Elephant, phew, that was close.......Oh, No, he's headed straight for Comrade-Bum!

F.A.R.C.-EP wrote:

Komsomolka Olga Katrina wrote:I can see why Google has seen fit to advertise books like these on our Glorious People's Website.

It's chock-full of 'Wholesome' Progressive Nuttiness!! (Nutrition Czar-approved, of course!) Is that not what we stand for, here at the People's Cube?

My question, just like my public speeches to the kulaks, is purely rhetorical.

You have a keen eye Comrade, how are you with a rifle? Ha, I kid, but yes, I too first came across these important manuals while looking at the Ad's on this great site.

Google is spying on us Comrades don't be fooled. 90% of the voices in my head are in agreement, it's a fact. It's a KKKonservative plot to track our porn viewing and cyber sex internet habits and report it to the RNC, so they can use it against us. It is no co-incidence that topics that we discuss here end up in their ads. THEY ARE WATCHING US COMRADES.

I find it most instructive the the Prog books equate Democrats with parents. Which is proof that libs all desire a strong parental state. Something we knew already, but that they collectively deny...

Komsomolka Olga Katrina wrote:Excellent. Politically Correct(TM) AND still threatening enough to strongly encourage the masses to read these horrible fantastic prog books.

Perhaps the best thing about The People's Rifle(TM) is that, given its lack of a projectile, target practice will be Most Equal(TM). Just walk right up to the target. No Comrade can miss the mark.

I DENOUNCE COMRADE KATRINA! Not all Comrades can walk. Some are in wheelchairs, some are in power chairs, others are so obese they can't get up to get into their power chair, and others still simply can't move. You show a lack of compassion and Awareness(TM) for the Differently Abled(TM). I'm reducing the time you have for sleep by an hour for a week, which will conveniently enough mesh with the extra hour of shovel time you will have for the next week. See how well Central Planning(TM) works Comrade?

Why Colonel,

Perhaps I should have made my point clearer. Even going up to the target is unnecessary. Perfect aim is guaranteed for EVERYONE!! How is that not compassionate?!? Take the proposed People's Health Insurance Reform Bill, for example. It's chock-full of plans to get rid of the very individuals the Left claims to care about Awareness(TM).

However, if you insist, I will still take my extra hour of shoveling instead of sleep. For the Children(TM). It's not like my desk job as a Party bureaucrat is terribly grueling. That's why I agree that Central Planning works wonderfully...

I have discovered another child's book, also, for capitalist propaganda! This book indoctrinates children all of the "follies of collectivism," and they are pursued by the inhabitants of this island, but they are enacted in such a straightforward manner that it is easy to see their absurdities. Another damn "island" book. What is it with capitalists using islands as their example of our supposed "follies?" And why do capitalists assume we, collectivists, are gullible?! I DENOUNCE THIS PROPAGANDA!


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