From: America's sweeheart, Chairman Meowsevitch S. Punchenko

To: Party members and Useful Idiot Media

Subject: GET OUT THERE AND STOP THIS MADNESS!

GET OUT THERE NOW! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! HE IS RAINING ON THE MESSIAH'S PARADE! HE IS RAINING ON THE MESSIAH'S PARADE! SARAH PALIN IS INEXPERIENCED! SHE HAS NO EXPERIENCE! SHE IS A GOVERNOR -- A GOVERNOR! SHE WAS NEVER A COMMUNITY ACTIVIST! FOR THE LOVE OF THE MESSIAH! RUN THE TAPES OF THE TEMPLE CORONATION! MCSAME IS CHANGING THE STORY! INEXPERIENCE! SHE IS DAN QUAYLE! SHE! SHE! SHE IS A SHE! DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING! GET JOE BIDEN! BOOK JOE BIDEN! SWEET STALIN!

GET ME CHRIS MATTHEWS.

GET ME KEITH OLBERMANN!

GET ME THAT LESBO MADDOW!

DO SOMETHING, DAMMIT! THEY ARE RUINING US! RUINING US! ROVE IS RUINING US AGAIN! NO FOREIGN POLICY EXPERIENCE! GAH!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sarah_Palin_Germany_4.jpg
Palin visits shamelessly exploits for publicity and political purposes a wounded soldier in Landstuhl, Germany, July 2007


<br>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sarahpalincrop2.jpg
Palin during a 2007 speech


WEARING A DEAD CUTE BABY ANIMAL!!!

Which she probably murdered herself while trying to shoot courageous patriots seeking to storm the State Capitol in Juneau to demand their elected representatives pass an immediate resolution calling on Congress to commence hearings NOW on articles of impeachment against Bush for his war crimes, crimes against humanity, and crimes against the planet.

My fellow comrades, what more proof do we need to know that she's little more than Dick Cheney in a skirt?

Loyal party members will not be fooled by this. A scant two years of experience in high-level politics and more feminine than the rivals, our party thought of it first, but at the top of the ticket.

Red Bubba wrote:our party thought of it first, but at the top of the ticket.

Well, maybe all except the "more feminine" part.

McCain truly is the Disciple of the Master of Evil, Bu$Hitler!! Cursed be Carl Rove, the Master of Deceit!!

How dare he chose a KKKonservative woman to be his VP! She supports all that is abhorrent to any good Progressive voter.
She supports drilling in ANWR for oil, in defiance of Al Gore, Mother Earth and the poor polar bears. She is pro-life, in defiance of the Supreme Court and Nancy. She is a fiscal KKKonservative who doesn't believe in spending money for Progressive projects.

Oh, the Evil that exudes from the RNC!!

She was never a Community Activist, Comrades. And until she does become a Community Activist I am afraid she has ZERO foreign policy experience.... oh, and zero plagiarism experience as well.

Can America endure a woman with ZERO plagiarism experience? No we can't.

Can America elect a woman who was never a Community Activist in a major urban ghetto? No we can't.

Does she have a temple where worshippers come from miles to adore her?

NO SHE DOESN'T.

Obama/Biden 08

Chairman Meow:

Please hold your sphincter, everything is ok. Have some Vodka, Commissarka Pinkie will come over and give you a back rub. We can start a campaign where everyone will carry a picture of the Messiah around the Republican Convention. We will sing
Kum-b-yah and hold candle light vigils until the press covers it. I am sure that we can get “Recreate 68” to help out; they now have nothing better to do, none have jobs. And I was going to arrange to send them all to Siberia next week as they smell bad. We can give them some cat nip, they are so burned out they will assume it is good drugs. Perhaps we could set a few on fire to divert attention from McShame, and this Vile temptress.

What does concern me is Empress Pelosi, who, let's face it is so dumb that she often forgets to breath, will open her big mouth and embarrass us all. Harry “the body” Reid also is dumb as a Box of rocks, (No offence to rocks intended) will start his maniacal banter. Best we send Marshal Pupovich to keep him quiet.

Oh by the way Chairman, did you get my request for a promotion?

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:She was never a Community Activist, Comrades. And until she does become a Community Activist I am afraid she has ZERO foreign policy experience.... oh, and zero plagiarism experience as well.

Can America endure a woman with ZERO plagiarism experience? No we can't.

Can America elect a woman who was never a Community Activist in a major urban ghetto? No we can't.

Does she have a temple where worshippers come from miles to adore her?

NO SHE DOESN'T.

Obama/Biden 08

Yes, is terrible pick.

1) She has her OWN HAIR! What kind of Vice President still has own hair? Must not work very hard to still have own hair.
2) Alaska is too far away for her to talk with Iran and Syria, not to mention Ayers.
3) She hunts moose! Alaska's constituents risk all-out moose revolt if this continues.
4) She rides motorcycle, Obama rides bicycle.... need I say more?
5) How many articles has she written for Harvard Law Review?
6) She is not articulate. I did not hear her say "um", "uh" or "er" once. Not the sign of someone with a good relationship with teleprompters.
7) Does not make anything happen to Chris Matthews leg.
8) How can she raise family on Alaska governor's salary (two bears and barrel of oil) when Michelle Obama cannot do so on $300K per year? Very suspicious.
9) Let's see HER come up with a complete faux Greek temple backdrop at a major league stadium on just two month's notice!
10) Neither she nor McSame have revealed their Presidential seals yet! Do they even HAVE THEM???? (Well, she might, being from Alaska and all...)

You make excellent points, Comrade Opiate of the People -- excellent points, indeed. I think we need to add to this list of grievances against this silly, silly little woman.

11.) She is a hillbilly redneck who was the Mayor of a small town of bitterclingers. She is a rube.

12.) Education? Hmm? Did she go to Harvard, Princeton or Yale? Hmm? And did she get into her school to fulfill any kind of quota?

13.) Hillbilly bitterclinger.

14.) Husband is a "commercial fisherman" as oppossed to a collective fisherperson or a Community Organizer.

15.) Hockey mom... once again, a rube.

16.) Doesn't live in Hyde Park and probably won't have to spend four entire days playing up the "regular people" credentials and is, therefore, genuine. The American people hate genuine.

17.) Doesn't allow her young to die in hospital utility rooms.

18.) The town has less than 9,000 people. Small town, Comrades. She is a small town bitterclinger rube mayor. Comrades, she is the BITTECLINGER QUEEN.

19.) Her husband is named "Todd". TODD, COMRADES! Ugh... Hillbilly trash.

20.) She was pictured with a gun and a soldier. Need I say more?

21.) She ain't the Man from Scranton.

This list can go on and on and on and on and on, Comrades. This woman is Maggie Thatcher, George Bush, Dick Cheney, Ronnie Ray-Gun and Rush Limbaugh in a skirt!

Comrades.... she is the Iron Mommy. She must be stopped!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:The American people hate genuine.

Chairman, there is nothing more phony than genuine!

Comrades, this woman is what Granny from "The Beverly Hillbillies" was like in middle age! Bear rasslin', moonshine makin', god fearin', gun totin'.... I bet she makes her own soap. I bet she does her own doctorin'. Sheesh! The Politburo members at Harvard, the Times and MSNBC must be puking up their brie! Can you imagine her at State Dinner for honored guests? She will invite all to "go for a dip in the CEE-MENT POND before sittin' down to VITTLES!" Aaagh! We must do something to stop this, comrades! Maybe if we all chant, this will go away!
Obama - Biden! Hope and Change! Obama - Biden! Hope and Change! Keep chanting, comrades! I'm starting to get visions of Gethro (he looks a lot like McSame!) There's Elly Mae (oooh, not bad!) And, now Jed and Mr. Drysdale.... Oh, the inhumanity!!!

Comrade Opiate, your words strike fear in the heart of this humble servant of the Progressive State!! I am trembling in fear as I write this in the dark.

She HUNTS Moose?????

Oh Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Surely she wouldn't dare show her gun toting bitter face in the Peoples Democratic Republic of Michigan. I should be safe, I haven't seen a Repugnican in AnnArboritaVille in 30 years. But I'm hiding under my solar windmill until the Great Oracle of CNN tells me it's OK to come out. Wait... Does she hunt WOLF too? OMG! We're doomed.

I bet her and "Todd" don't wear shoes. Ugh... disgusting.

you will rot in hell if your rantings are not strong enough to break the spell of this great sorrow on messiah/no messiah ticket, and comrade community orgnizer doesn't win.

Yes, Comrade Moose, I'm afraid it's true:
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Dick McDonald:

Sarah Palin was the point Guard on the state's winning basketball team. The team members nicknamed her “Barracuda”. She and her father are big “moose hunters”. Her son will be fighting in Iraq soon. She opted to keep her new baby son with “Down Syndrome” at the same time the woman was the Governor of Alaska. Her first act as Governor was to sell the Governor's private jet. She won the race promising to clean up the corruption including destroying Republican Senator Ted Stevens and his “Bridge to Nowhere”. Today John McCain has chosen her to be the nominee for Vice-President of the United States.
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She will surely cost the Rethuglicans the Moose Vote but they may gain some Barracuda Vote. On the other hand, with Obama's connections to the Chicago machine, the Barracuda Vote will still likely favor him. Anyway, not to worry; Micheal Dukakis also tried to fire gun but highly unlikely he could hit anything. Not the thing he was aiming at, anyway. Hmmm. I take your point, Comrade Moose. Maybe your best course of action is to don white coat, go to Tennessee and convince Algore you are a polar bear.

Comrades, you can see this woman has no shame: sending her own children to murder innocent Iraqis, wrecking desperately need public infrastructure and destroying her own comrades! We must eliminate this threat comrades by exposing her corrupt character! Let's see, I'll bet she had a lifelong relationship with known terrorists? No, strike that. How about her connection to a lunatic radical preacher? No, forget that one. Wait, wait, let me think here, I'll find one that works.

This is not good. Not good at all. A busty, delicious looking capitalist in a skirt. How the hell is anything going to get accomplished with her sashaying around the country with her boobs nearly falling out of her shirt and weak minded progressives becoming to blinded by skin to work for the cause. This is a national tragedy. We have our work to do commrades. I need to do more work myself right now, diligently examining each and every photo of Palin for signs of weakness to exploit. I'll be locked in my bathroom if anyone needs union representation.
OUT

UB

Comrade Moose wrote:She HUNTS Moose?????

Eats it, too.

Compared to George W. Bush, who regularly chows down on kittens, Sarah Palin devours Moose AND Men--alive too, I'll wager.

And I have this horrible feeling now that it's not only because of melting ice caps that the polar bears are disappearing.

Something for Kalashnikov
There's something strangely erotic about a babe with an automatic weapon. Or is it just me?


and for Marshal Pup

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:12.) Education? Hmm? Did she go to Harvard, Princeton or Yale? Hmm? And did she get into her school to fulfill any kind of quota?

She's a graduate from the University of Idaho 1987, hardly Ivy league. This and the fact that she was also born in my home state of Idaho, along with the pictures above proves beyond any doubt that she is a purebred redneck Rethuglican. Now if only I can find a pic of her clinging to a bible.

Sarah Palin is the ultimate evil, Comrades, which is why we need a *special* Bushitler name for her. Something catchy. Something that we can Mime-Swipe all over our favorite Netroots websites.

A HOCKEY MOM?

Just after we finished denouncing PLAGIARISM
Now we have to denouce PLAGERISM?

Barclay, Bill and Bob....I'm gonna have to chuck you under the bus like ApollObama's grandma....Sorry, I really am.

People actually bleed playing hockey games. Those skate blades are sharp. Young children learn violence by watching and playing hockey.

What kind of mother would let her children play hockey?
Answer: The same kind who would teach them how to use a GUN!

They also speak Kanuckistani!

I denounce Sarah Palin!
I denounce Michael Palin!
I denounce The Plager Brothers and Monty Python!
I denounce hockey!

Could it get any worse? Her kids are probably home-schooled. And how much do you want to bet Todd is a Promise Keeper?

Sarah Palin is the ultimate evil, Comrades, which is why we need a *special* Bushitler name for her. Something catchy. Something that we can Mime-Swipe all over our favorite Netroots websites.

Ohh.oh..oh..Mister Kotter, pick me!

SaraHitler PaliNazi!

As Betty used to say....First!

I heard they call her "Barracuda".








Sickening.

If the evil BusHitler clone mKKKain and his white trash slut SaraHitler win in November things will be exactly the same as they are now, only worse. BUT, if the enlightened Negro and his "finally proud to be an AmeriKKKan" ho' win, the bees will come back, birds will sing in the trees again, all pollution will be gone, gasoline will be free, the minimum wage will be $50.00 an hour, and shit will smell like Roses. So vote fo' Obama!

I bought me one of them fine McCain/Palin buttons and a matching bumper-sticker.

Chairman Meow: the sticker should look wonderful on the rear of your GAZ-13 Chayka

I see the McCain emporium has this:

[TABLE][TR][TD]Bikers for McCain Bandana
[/TD][/TR][TR][TD][TABLE][TR][TD][/TD][TD] [/TD][/TR][/TABLE][/TD][/TR][/TABLE]

But I can't find a "Gangbangers for Obama" bandana over at the Messiah's site.

Lemme see heah...good looking, she digs guns, hunts moose, fishes, rides to live, respects soldiers.....

Damn. If she wasn't already married, I might have to light out after her!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:But I can't find a "Gangbangers for Obama" bandana over at the Messiah's site

.

The MSM has bought them all up. There has been talk of a MSM "gangbang" with The One for some time now. Well, at least Chris Matthews has been wanting one.

Great Stalin's Ghost! My comrades above are correct! As a canine of some renown, I can smell the scent of Bush/Rove/Cheney on this.... this...this rethuglican woman!

I have found one possible kink Comrades, that perhaps the Evil Cabal failed to discover when they "vetted" her (Vetted.... is this some slap at different specied Americans?).

"Palin began her political career in 1992, running for Wasilla City Council as a supporter of the controversial new sales tax and with the goal of "a safer, more progressive Wasilla."

On the other hand, it is even more likey they hope to exploit her to try and take some of the more "right thinking" liberals into their fold with this?

But comrades! This is so hard for me, she does drive a Harley? How can I attack her too strenuously? I will tell you how comrades! This! Imagine this hussie being a heartbeat away from the nuclear football!


Now what sort of vice president would this be? I shudder comrades! I shudder!

But it gets worse Comrades if that is possible! This outraged me so much I had to take to bed with my applicance mate when I discovered she supports naked competition!!! Football of all things! Is this who you want to answer that 3AM phone call Comrades? I think not!

LOL. One of the Kos Kidz is comparing Palin to… wait for it… wait for it… HARRIET MIERS! LOL!!!

[quote]
McCain Just Harriet Miered Himself

by dyrrachium Fri Aug 29, 2008 at 02:15:06 PM PDT

Alternatively, he fell right into the Uck & Mier. (terrible puns: 1; McCain: 0)
Sarah Palin is the nominee for Vice President of the United States on the Republican ticket. And that got me thinking.

I was taking a look around the old internet this afternoon, and ran across a piece by Boston Globe columnist Joan Vennochi on Boston.com.
<br>https://www.boston.com/...

An interesting read, but the lightbulb moment for me was the linking title (The actual title seems to be "A Question of Judgment") on the main Boston.com webpage: "A Gimmicky Insult to Women."

And that's what got me thinking, and it occurred to me: This is McCain's Harriet Miers moments.

And the country--conservatives, liberals, and everything in between--hated Bush's REAL Harriet Miers moment.

Why? Because it's an insult. It's a gimmick. It's a joke. It's an insult to the intelligence of all people, even more so to committed feminists and those who would like to see highly qualified women in the highest offices.
[/quote]

They just don't get it, do they?

More outrage!


Is that.... A RUSSIAN BEAR!? Shame.

Palin. Boobs. Unions. I am under her spell. Help me. Someone take these photos of Palin away from me.

WAIT. no, take them. WAIT she's so pretty. no, take them. What book is that crab reading. Is that bear happy to be so close to her buttocks? Arrrrrrgh! No more photos. *wimper* ......mommy

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:
Why? Because it's an insult. It's a gimmick. It's a joke. It's an insult to the intelligence of all people, even more so to committed feminists and those who would like to see highly qualified women in the highest offices.

This also describes Obama to a "T".... I mean "O". As in, "O, the irony!"

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:LOL. One of the Kos Kidz is comparing Palin to… wait for it… wait for it… HARRIET MIERS! LOL!!!

[quote]
McCain Just Harriet Miered Himself

by dyrrachium Fri Aug 29, 2008 at 02:15:06 PM PDT

Alternatively, he fell right into the Uck & Mier. (terrible puns: 1; McCain: 0)
Sarah Palin is the nominee for Vice President of the United States on the Republican ticket. And that got me thinking.

I was taking a look around the old internet this afternoon, and ran across a piece by Boston Globe columnist Joan Vennochi on Boston.com.
<br>https://www.boston.com/...

An interesting read, but the lightbulb moment for me was the linking title (The actual title seems to be "A Question of Judgment") on the main Boston.com webpage: "A Gimmicky Insult to Women."

And that's what got me thinking, and it occurred to me: This is McCain's Harriet Miers moments.

And the country--conservatives, liberals, and everything in between--hated Bush's REAL Harriet Miers moment.

Why? Because it's an insult. It's a gimmick. It's a joke. It's an insult to the intelligence of all people, even more so to committed feminists and those who would like to see highly qualified women in the highest offices.

They just don't get it, do they?[/quote]

We're lucky Comrades, extremely. The Obamessiah has them under his spell that they don't heed their own advice... that Obama is an insult to all true believers in equal civil rights that would like to see a highly qualified African-American in the HIGHEST office. Michael Steele would work for me... JC Watts too. But not an idiot who doesn't know how many states there are.

A highly qualified woman must meet the following to hold high office:

1.) Be hideous.

2.) Rely on her husbands coat-tails.

3.) Sport a butch haircut.

4.) Sport a butch -- possibly a staffer on the side or a college "friend".

5.) Support CHOICE.

6.) Support CHOICE+ which is killing the little bastard after it has left the womb.

7.) Have a deep throaty masculine voice.

8.) Facial hair. Lots and lots of facial hair.

9.) Practice some form of law.

10.) No makeup.

11.) Must be a nerd.

12.) Cannot be someone envied by males.

13.) Must be a "late bloomer" who studied non-stop.

15.) Registered Democrat.

14.) Must be Hillary Clinton... but more Hillary Rodham than say Hillary Clinton.

JC Watts is on my poop list after abandoning his principles to elect The One. Michael Steele is also on my poop list after attending Tavis Smiley's "State of the Black Union" which is nothing more than a gathering of Jeremiah Wrights.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:More outrage!


Is that.... A RUSSIAN BEAR!? Shame.

There's a bear in the picture?

Oh, my. My, oh my. I think I will need a sedative.

That is just beautiful. And the way she grips it's barrel shroud... Don't get me wrong, McPalin is pretty, too. And that bear. I have one just like that hanging on my wall. Well, not a Kodiak like that one, mine's a brown bear - but just about as big.

That table's going to need a 5 gal. bucket of Permethrin cream, though.

That is my kind of lady. It's too bad we'll need to destroy her.

McCain's proven that we never should've thought he was a maverick. He should have picked Lieberman and unified the nation. Instead he's decided to use the same old far-right tactics of dividing the country and giving in to the special interests. How can anyone take him seriously anymore? What a joke.

Well, OF COURSE he used the same old far right tactics! Pandering to women, just as Bush pandered to blacks with his appointments of Powell and Rice.

Sen. Barbara Boxer says La Palinazi is dangerous, and I couldn't agree more. She's a hypocrite who delights in slaughtering cute animals just for the fun of it, but selfishly carries fetuses all the way to term without any regard for the convenience of herself or others.

Only I don't know where you get off thinking Lieberman would've helped McCain unify the nation. It would've unified nothing--not that the Republicans have ever cared about that.

Lieberman is nothing but a traitor of the left! In fact, I don't think he was ever liberal to begin with. I'm convinced he was a "Manchurian Candidate"-type sleeper agent embedded in Congress by Israel to con the Goracle and ultimately befuddle the Jewish voters with butterfly ballots in Palm Beach-Broward-Dade counties in FL, thus leading to the 2000 election fiasco that allowed George W. Bush to steal the election--not once, but twice!

And he's going to do it again this November!

Is that.... A RUSSIAN BEAR!? Shame.

No, way too small to be Glorious Russian Bear, but that crab looks like the kind that Chairperson Meow got in Denver from the NTE, no?
Let's all CLAP for the Chairperson's Crabs!

This is an obviously deliberate sabotage attempt by the capitalist bourgeoisie to cause an erection insurrection in the rank of the proletariat with a pretty face and a hot bod.

After seeing her picture on the RethugliKKKan propoganda release, the comrades in my collective immediately began lodging complaints about the poor quality of the available comradettes, and the comradettes have complained about a sudden inability to arouse any penile progression in their comrade's progressives.

This propaganda pin-up enemy of the people Palin must be immediately re-educated. I have all the tools necessary, cocked and loaded as it were, to accomplish this task. For the good of the state she must be immediately seized and sent to my Siberia.

dObraye Utra cOmrades.

I am wOndering hOw Our cOmrades On the view, minus the wretched Hasselbeck, felt abOut Palin's ascendancy to vice presidential status? They, like the rest Of us shOuld be Outraged! My persOnal guru, rOsie has been silent as well. I must say I am deeply cOncerned. I will listen to the glOrious Olbermann to get my latest party apprOved thOught patterns. These are nOt great days we're living cOmrades. We need Obama, We need hOpe. NOw i need to go tO the OuthOuse.

NOtice hOw the O cOmes in tO play, all schOOlchildren will be learning this impOrtant writing technique sOOn.

Spasiba cOmrades

First off, let me be the first to salute and thank the Chairman for his fine work of late. Chairman, you have been quite busy, productive, and masterly in the columns you have created.

Comrades, lets be frank. In many ways, we should be grateful for the pairings we are seeing on both sides. for they both lend themselves to furthering our headlong race toward the Audacity of Decadence.

"Why say you this Comrade Marshal?"

Simple, yet not so obvious. Both of these pairs lend themselves to adultery in the Oval Office, but for the first time that we are aware of, adultery between the highest offices in the land.

BothThe Obamessiah and McCain have both been accused of adultery. Now just because I think McCain gets the better end (excuse the pun) than the Obama in this deal makes it none the less a strike for decadence.

Further evidence? Look at the clearly "bi tie" picture of Obama and Biden....

Now you have seen the pick of the McCain.... is it that hard to imagine?

Marshal Pupovich wrote:
Further evidence? Look at the clearly "bi tie" picture of Obama and Biden....

Most astute Marshall Pupovich, you have again displayed your keen sense of smell in detection of decadence (not that there's anything wrong with that). In fact, progressive probability does prove that the VP deal is usually sealed with the tap of a toe in a US Senate men's room.

First off, is Commrade Biden staring at Obama's man boobs? Very disturbing.

Number 2, here is the enemy wearing red, Perhaps she is working undercover for the Party? I've been a bad bad bad bad boy lately, and she looks like just the one to dish out some severe punishment to me. One can have nocturnal emissions about it, can't he?

Cliff Andropov wrote:dObraye Utra cOmrades.

NOtice hOw the O cOmes in tO play, all schOOlchildren will be learning this impOrtant writing technique sOOn.

Spasiba cOmrades

That's gOOd revOlutiOnary thinking, COmrade! All "O"s must nOw be capitalized in hOnOr Of the One! And it will nOt slOw dOwn the creatiOn Of PeOple's dOcuments at all! Well, nOt much!



And if 0bama's regime plays 0ut as it is likely t0, we will be replacing all th0se "O"s with "0"s in sard0nic tribute t0 the zer0.

Marshal Pupovich wrote: Further evidence? Look at the clearly "bi tie" picture of Obama and Biden....

But, of course, the Obamessiah's pick of boring old white Washington insider guy now makes sense! This could be a true coup, comrades and comradettes (sorry, not coup d'etat, so all Revolutionary Guards please put down rifles.) Hah! McSame thinks he has one-upped Party on social issue by picking woman for VP (even though Party did this first in '84 - how quickly they forget.) But what if Party were to reveal Obama as first BI Presidential Candidate ever and Obama-Biden as first gay couple to run? This would be TRUE change, comrades! Let us stay tuned to MSNBC-Pravda and keep a close eye on Comrade Matthews leg for, well, I need not be too graphic here but let's just say "Keep an eye out for a surge in the polls."

My pOint exactly.

It must not ever be used in derOgatOry wOrds such as *sshOle, cO*ksucker, Or mOtherf*cker. Those must Only be used for Bush, Cheney, KKKarl Rpve(no o there), Dpnald Rumsfeld, or KKKpndpleeza Rice. A citizen will use the next letter p instead of an O(pbuh). Like PWNED. It is in it's infancy, but it will wOrk.

LOng Live the peOple's State Of Omerica.

I. Am. So. Jazzed!

She is the Saracuda

Did I hear someone say MILF? Don't want to get technical but the correct term is GILF, soon to be VPILF.

Irony Curtain wrote:MILF GILF VPILF

Pig. Sounds like you're stammering.

She is a mockery to womyn everywhere! She's like some sort of different species of human!

Margaret wrote:

Irony Curtain wrote:MILF GILF VPILF

Pig. Sounds like you're stammering.

B-b-b-but, I'm only trying to honor the Obamessiah!

tmitsss wrote:She is the Saracuda

Hey, that's pretty good!

Margaret wrote:

Irony Curtain wrote:MILF GILF VPILF

Pig.

Oink, oink.

LifelongRepublican wrote:McCain's proven that we never should've thought he was a maverick. He should have picked Lieberman and unified the nation. Instead he's decided to use the same old far-right tactics of dividing the country and giving in to the special interests. How can anyone take him seriously anymore? What a joke.

You make a very good point: Lieberman would have made a great choice for the Party. Nothing would have energized our Revolutionary Base more than having good ole' Joe Lieberman on the Con ticket. The Party absolutely hates Lieberman! HATES HIM! What he did to pretty-boy Ned Lamont -- who man-crush Chris Matthews called "the next Gary Cooper" -- was absolutely and totally disgusting!

The Maverick should appeal to Democrats first and foremost and not the Republicans who will be voting for him come November! Heal the nation, Maverick! Throw this election to the Messiah and his gaffing monkey-boy Joe Biden! Are we allowed to say monkey yet?

And speaking of special interest: Is Hunter Biden still Lobbying his pops?

Marshal Pupovich wrote: First off, let me be the first to salute and thank the Chairman for his fine work of late. Chairman, you have been quite busy, productive, and masterly in the columns you have created.

Thank you, Comrade. I have quotas I have to fulfill or else the Messiah will cast me into the fiery furnances of New Jersey.

BTW: Be safe during the storm, Pup. Take cover wherever Nagin is hiding.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:
The Maverick should appeal to Democrats first and foremost and not the Republicans who will be voting for him come November! Heal the nation, Maverick! Throw this election to the Messiah and his gaffing monkey-boy Joe Biden!

Fools apparently do not grasp the Orwellian nature of Progressive political dictionary:

unify = opponents forgo all opposition and follow Obama (or better yet, opponents disappear in middle of night when Obama and entire Party has alibi)

compromise = opponents drop all objections to Obama's plans and do what Obama says

divisive = opponents continue to stubbornly think for themselves and not fall in line with Obama

diversity = people of all races and creeds coming together to follow Obama

inexperience = lack of past history doing something on the part of anyone but Obama

negative campaigning = telling the truth about any issue Obama has an opposing viewpoint about, especially Obama's own history, associations and resume

sexism = bringing up anything negative Obama said about female opponents in Obama's effort to defeat them

racism = any opposition at all of any kind to Obama

Yes, all words now will henceforth be defined in terms of Obama, for it is all about Obama. This is now the Obama decade century epoch! Thousand Year Reichs are small potatoes (esp. since that one didn't make it to fifteen.)

Sarah Palin is not enemy - is obviously clever ploy to confuse right wing male voter, who cannot operate head that is attached to shoulders when confronted with "hottie".

BTW: Be safe during the storm, Pup. Take cover wherever Nagin is hiding.

Wait just a moonbat moment Chairperson!
Is that Egghead?

Holy Hurricane Gustav Batman! The Egghead is about to strike again!
That isn't Nagin! It's the evil imposter played by Vincent Price who caused the last fiasco with Katrina!

Batman can't help us this time.
It's time to put up the Obama Signal

K.G.B. Komisar wrote:Chairman Meow: the sticker should look wonderful on the rear of your GAZ-13 Chayka

lol NOW THAT'S A TICKET!!!!!!!!!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:More outrage!


Is that.... A RUSSIAN BEAR!? Shame.

Great Mao's Mauseoleum! This is most difficult...

First, she is a babe. PUrrrrrrrRRrr...and rides motorcycles. PURRRRRRR...

Secondly, she loves seafood...doesn't hurt kittens, actually has a few at home no doubt.

She shot that bear. You know it to be true.

She will have the Lightworker and the Lightweight mounted as trophies each side of her fireplace by February. Great Mother of Moo-Shoo, we are in deep doo-doo!

Desperate times call for desperate measures. With the Chairman's permission, I will infiltrate her lair as a cute stray pussycat and win her affections. While she lavishes care and affection upon me, I will win a place on McCain's vile bus. There I will learn their evil plots and transmit them to Marshall Pupovich, who will be riding a few miles behind on his Harley.

This will require great sacrifice...many hours of her petting me on the sofa...but I am willing to suffer all for the People...

Permission to infiltrate, Comrade General Mousey-Tongue. I have Nancy breathing down my neck about this woman and we need to do everything we can to make her appear as a small town rube from fly-over country who is... eck.... "middle-class". Do your worst, Comrade.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Permission to infiltrate, Comrade General Mousey-Tongue. I have Nancy breathing down my neck about this woman and we need to do everything we can to make her appear as a small town rube from fly-over country who is... eck.... "middle-class". Do your worst, Comrade.

I have a better idea chairman, why not make her appear as the Anti-Obamasiah? She's the opposite of the Obamasiah in every way: She's white, she's a womyn, she hunts. . . blah, blah, blah, the list goes on good sircomrade!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Permission to infiltrate, Comrade General Mousey-Tongue. I have Nancy breathing down my neck about this woman and we need to do everything we can to make her appear as a small town rube from fly-over country who is... eck.... "middle-class". Do your worst, Comrade.

My pleasure, your Chairmanship...er, Chairpersonhood...

My insertion team has a plane warmed up to take me over Ohio for a pre-dawn air drop. Marshall Pupovich, if he is not too busy boarding up his doghouse, might want to send a support team to extact me from the Rethuglican inner sanctum in case things turn south. Marshall, are you there?

I hope this works...I hate buses, I hate Republicans, and I hate fast food...

COMRADES!!!

I have found the site that will DESTROY the Anti-Communist Sarah Palin!

Behold, some snobby/smarmy Alaskan's Anti-Palin destruction Zone!...

Gov Sarah Palin - just another dirty politician

<img width="500" src="https://www.grizzlybay.org/SarahPalinVikings.jpg">

The top 11 things you should know about Sarah Palin

1) She is presently under investigation in Alaska for abuse of power ** Cops that get busted for DUI in their squad-car, shouldn't get fired.
2) She strongly supports big oil (her husband works for oil company BP) ** Down with Oil! Down with oil!
3) She believes creationism should be taught in public schools. ** We think at least.
4) She is opposed to abortion even in cases of rape and incest ** Kill more babies.
5) She has no federal or international experience. Prior to being governor (for less than two years) she was only the mayor of a small Alaskan town and a beauty queen! ** She wasn't Even a community activist!!!
6) She believes global warming is a farce and is opposed to listing the polar bear as an endangered species. ** It's not like there's over 25,000 of em', oh wait, there is??
7) She stands for everything that Hillary Clinton stood against ** Which is a horribly bad thing, right?
8) She supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and anywhere else big oil wants. ** The audacity, she wants more DRILLING FOR OIL??? She's nuts!
9) She supports Pebble Mine which will destroy the richest salmon run in the world. ** OMG!
10) She supports aerial shooting of bears and wolves in Alaska ** She needs to die!
11) She is pro-war ** Kill her already!!!!!

P.S. - We are year-round residents of Alaska

Hey they're from Alaska, they KNOW THE TRUTH!

More death-blowing info on the "Palin" of hell....

Don't be fooled by her young age - Palin works side by side with the oil industry. I'm guessing that's why she was really chosen - since the present administration is clearly controlled and driven by oil money. Palin's policy record reflects someone who consistently destroys the environment, jeapordizes the commercial and sport fishing industry in Alaska, and actively cripples the booming bear viewing business in Alaska.

She's destroying the booming bear viewing business, and for what?

To try and bring gas below 3 dollars a gallon??? This women should be hung for treason!

First they trump our gender card, now it gets even worse. Her husband is as much yupik as B_O is black. I have been to the the yupik apple orchard here in the flyover country. They look like self sufficient hard-working people who wouldn't even know that government handouts exist, stupid conservatives.

Ugh...That photograph! What a bunch of barbarians! I'll bet they don't even know what Arugula looks like. Bunch of animal killing thugs - disgusting!!!

Is horrible!

Militarist, capitalist, sexist, chauvinistic, homophobic western pig dog swine McCain has nominated hot chick with brain!

Yakov

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sarah_Palin_Germany_4.jpg
Palin visits shamelessly exploits for publicity and political purposes a wounded soldier in Landstuhl, Germany, July 2007


<br>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sarahpalincrop2.jpg
Palin during a 2007 speech


WEARING A DEAD CUTE BABY ANIMAL!!!

Which she probably murdered herself while trying to shoot courageous patriots seeking to storm the State Capitol in Juneau to demand their elected representatives pass an immediate resolution calling on Congress to commence hearings NOW on articles of impeachment against Bush for his war crimes, crimes against humanity, and crimes against the planet.

My fellow comrades, what more proof do we need to know that she's little more than Dick Cheney in a skirt?

I heard from Cousin of Janitor for Third Minister of Propaganda that she also shot, killed, and skinned thirty some PETA members as they formed a protest circle around her Fur coat.

Komrade Zarkof wrote:McCain truly is the Disciple of the Master of Evil, Bu$Hitler!! Cursed be Carl Rove, the Master of Deceit!!

How dare he chose a KKKonservative woman to be his VP! She supports all that is abhorrent to any good Progressive voter.
She supports drilling in ANWR for oil, in defiance of Al Gore, Mother Earth and the poor polar bears. She is pro-life, in defiance of the Supreme Court and Nancy. She is a fiscal KKKonservative who doesn't believe in spending money for Progressive projects.

Oh, the Evil that exudes from the RNC!!

Really Nice Conservatives?

K.G.B. Komisar wrote:Chairman Meow:

Please hold your sphincter, everything is ok. Have some Vodka, Commissarka Pinkie will come over and give you a back rub. We can start a campaign where everyone will carry a picture of the Messiah around the Republican Convention. We will sing
Kum-b-yah and hold candle light vigils until the press covers it. I am sure that we can get “Recreate 68” to help out; they now have nothing better to do, none have jobs. And I was going to arrange to send them all to Siberia next week as they smell bad. We can give them some cat nip, they are so burned out they will assume it is good drugs. [HIGHLIGHT=#fdeada]Perhaps we could set a few on fire to divert attention from McShame, and this Vile temptress.
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What does concern me is Empress Pelosi, who, let's face it is so dumb that she often forgets to breath, will open her big mouth and embarrass us all. Harry “the body” Reid also is dumb as a Box of rocks, (No offence to rocks intended) will start his maniacal banter. Best we send Marshal Pupovich to keep him quiet.

Oh by the way Chairman, did you get my request for a promotion?

Too late Comrade. Evil GB has done himself in by creating Gustav.

Raznoehintsi Pewkov wrote:

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:More outrage!


Is that.... A RUSSIAN BEAR!? Shame.

There's a bear in the picture?

Somewhere, I am told you have to squint.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

This picture screams for photoshopping (for which I have zero know-how). Biden needs a redder nose. I suggest a booze bottle in Obama's upraised hand, and some burp bubbles coming out of their mouths. And add some audio--I'm thinking a drunken, discordant, off-key rendition of "Ebony and Ivory."

Have it on my desk first thing tomorrow morning.

P.S. But remember, according to Judith Bonesky, Obama doesn't even sweat. Unless this pic's already been photoshopped, she would seem to be right.

you're running scared you Mcbush shame
your pretty northern siren singing
singing songs to lure good honest men to wreck on the rocks
for eight more years of bush. NO!

impeach! evict!

Dennis M Mccullough wrote:you're running scared you Mcbush shame
your pretty northern siren singing
singing songs to lure good honest men to wreck on the rocks
for eight more years of bush. NO!

impeach! evict!

lol we've got a mimeshevik among us...tell us, how are things going at IFP these days? Oh and tell the MasterMime to come visit. We miss him, WE REALLY miss him...he so hates us all and we miss his libtard witt.

Dennis M Mccullough wrote:you're running scared you Mcbush shame
your pretty northern siren singing
singing songs to lure good honest men to wreck on the rocks
for eight more years of bush. NO!

impeach! evict!

Columns are Greek
and so is the drama.
If Homer still lived
He'd vote for Obama.