As Democrats seek to regroup, ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (D-Mosul) has risen as a top contender for DNC chair.

A few names have emerged from inside chatter of a DNC overhaul following President-elect Donald Trump's Election Day blindside. Until now, the candidates to take the reins from interim DNC chair Donna Brazile include Howard Dean; Martin O'Malley, and Keith Ellison, a Muslim congressman from Minnesota. But a new name has risen in the past few days, one which promises the end of chaos, disunity, and factional infighting.

"Hillary is done for, along with her theme of women running a man's world," an unnamed DNC insider has told reporters. "Look at the mess Debby and Donna have put us in. Now that Hillary is gone, too, there's no more reason to pretend women are capable of running the DNC and we can safely discard them like the trash we think they are. Our candidates are only male now because it's time for a man, a strongman if you will, to enforce discipline and lead us towards victory with an iron fist."

But which man will it be? Not Howard Dean, and certainly not Martin O'Malley, though technically he seems to fit the definition of a male, at least in the anatomical sense. And since most Democratic strategists believe their party had lost because it was not sufficiently inclusive, there was a need to double down on that front as well, minus the women who seem to ruin everything.

For a while the party has been focused on Keith Ellison, an anti-white Muslim alpha male with extreme views and agenda, who perfectly fits all the diversity parameters, as well as ideological and temperamental requirements. That was all spoiled, however, by a revelation of Ellison's ties to Louis Farrakhan and his openly racist and anti-Semitic movement steeped in hate and violence.

Therefore, Democrats at the highest level have decided to go beyond Keith Ellison and nominate his superior, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (D-Mosul), for the top job. In addition to being a non-white Muslim alpha male with extreme views and agenda, Dr. Baghdadi is also uniquely positioned to streamline the delivery of top secret information directly to ISIS, eliminating the traumatizing email scandals related to unsecure private servers, hacking, and WikiLeaks revelations.

The Democratic Party leaders have long believed that fighting Islamic terrorism was un-American, Islamophobic, racist, and outright futile. In the words of president Obama, "it's not who we are." Since then, Hillary's associates have informed the enemy, four months in advance, of U.S. plans to take Mosul, and the erstwhile DNC chairwoman, Donna Brazile, was caught feeding the Syrian Al Nusra Front with coalition forces' military strategy and plans for briefcase nuclear devices.

In contrast, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's DNC chairmanship will be a fail-safe solution to eliminate the hacking of DNC communications as the transmittal of all confidential information, including war strategy reports, will go to America's enemies directly via security briefings, without leaving a detectable paper or electronic trail.

"The DNC and the Muslim Brotherhood have so much in common that embracing it will only benefit us both," the DNC insider continued. "Take, for example, al-Qaeda's recently revealed plan to kill the United States not through military attacks, but through immigration and out-breeding non-Muslims, following the installation of Sharia law. That's an exciting new voting bloc for the Democratic Party right there."

"It's a win-win solution for both DNC and the Muslim Brotherhood," the DNC insider told reporters during Thanksgiving.

Additional reporting by Kommissar Chernobylski

If you didn't believe the above story, maybe this will convince you. Dedicated Party soldiers are helping us to make our point.

Ex-Bernie Sanders spokeswoman: ‘We don't need white people' to lead DNC

Former Sanders Spox wrote:The former spokeswoman for Sen. Bernie Sanders' presidential campaign says white people should no longer lead the Democratic Party.

“In my opinion, we don't need white people leading the Democratic Party right now,” Symone Sanders told CNN on Wednesday, according to the Daily Caller. “The Democratic Party is diverse, and it should be reflected as so in our leadership and throughout the staff at the highest levels from the vice chairs to the secretaries all the way down to the people working in the offices at the DNC.”

Sanders, who is not related to the Vermont senator for whom she worked, made the comment while discussing who should become the next DNC chair.

The Balkanization of the democrat party certainly is bringing strength, peace and prosperity to that party.

Bwahahahahaha!

How does Symone (if that's really her/his/its name) know Bernie is/was/could be white/male/female/other? What a bigot!

Related :

The American Muslim Organizing Confraternization (AMOC) calls for further progress in CMAS Science (CMAS stands for Crescent Moon and Star).

CMAS Science must become a top priority issue. That newly ascendant research effort must be coordinated under the aegis of NASA and the UN. It has to become a central part of the Progressive Outreach to Muslims Program (POMP) initiated by Obama, says AMOC.

The Community Organization of Muslims in America (COMA) prepared a guiding framework (COMA/TOSE, Treaty-based Outreach Science Elucidation). Here the COMA/TOSE essentials :

• CMAS events must be prognosticated (science!), mass-watched and MSM-reported worldwide.
• any CMAS occurrence (anywhere) will be accompanied by CMAS-ceremonies (worldwide!).
• the CMAS-ceremony is given the celebratory name el-Fitna fi Harb al-Boom al-Kufarra.
• at an al-Boom al-Kufarra ceremony women must wear Crescent-and-Star compliant garb.
• during al-Boom al-Kufarra government-funded sweets will be dispensed (even to women).

Last minute.
The new DNC staff endorsed immediately the whole concept. Mr. Abumm Bakr, the Chair, said "We very for sciencific are. When moon & star, we PBUH. Woman not obey, we giff scienc to she."



(knowing that 'Burak', in Ukrainian, means 'Beet', is there a secret Islamo-Kube connection?????)
(I HOPE, Comrade Director will not get another, uh, 5 Year Plan for this, um, unorthodox remark)

Red Square wrote:... Dedicated Party soldiers are helping us to make our point.

Former Sanders Spox : wrote:"... [our] Party is diverse, and it should be reflected as so in our leadership and throughout the staff at the highest levels from the [highlight=#ffff00]vice[/highlight] chairs to the secretaries all the way down to the people working in the offices at the DNC.”

Comrades - do I hear the return of White Supremacy™?
So, the Sturmbannführer can be as colored as he wishes, but [highlight=#ffff00]Ober[/highlight]sturmbannführer is a no-no?

Comrade Dummkopf,

Can we expect the COMA/TOSE al-Boom to explain why the moon is transparent? And, if possible, would he comment on the proper use of spurs when riding lady horses? Thanks for your input.

CC

Captain Craptek wrote:Can we expect the COMA/TOSE al-Boom to explain...

Tried contact. Equipment suited. No reply.

Didn't work. Maybe flying carpet. Will report when back.

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while @ Mohammed and Buraq :

From the Wußten Sie schon? (Did you know?) faculty :

huh???
It's a card from a Sammelkartenspiel (trading card game), in this case part of a sixpack.

In detail: it's the Nr. 2 of the 6 card set Life of Mohammed.
Issued by LIEBIG, a producer, and FLEISCH-EXTRAKT one of his products - bouillon powder, made of (yep, you guessed it) meat. And don't ask me, Comrade, which - exactly - kind of meat is used for a bouillon essence...

Anyway, it was Germany of A. D. 1928 (which an astute Westerner easily guesses - by style - with ±10 years accuracy). And no, no worldwide blasphemy brouhaha within Ummah (with well above 100 killed) is noted in the Annals Of History @ 1928.


P.S.
Fanatics of trading card sets, particularly those of LIEBIG, may wish to see 90+ of them here.
Amateurs of depictions of The-One-Who-Must-Not-Be-Depicted may debauch here (by far not the single such collection on the Internyet).

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:Can we expect the COMA/TOSE al-Boom to explain...
[ ... why the moon is transparent? ]
[ ... and would he comment on the proper use of spurs when riding lady horses? ]

Tried contact. Equipment suited. No reply.

Didn't work. Maybe flying carpet. Will report when back.

Comrades, was I lucky.
Abumm Bakr gave me a ride on BAKR One (shortly to be renamed DNC One¹) :

Went straight on to Qom - world center of Shia Islam. So, "Why is the moon transparent?" The top maraji - crème de la crème of ayatollahs - smile. Their answer: "Allah did it so, PBUH. Had Allah (PBUH) wished the moon non-transparent, He would do the moon any thinkable way - but never transparent. Capisci, kafir?"

Uh, well, yes... But, but - "Allah, how come, (PBUH), spurring horse - when horse lady, ah?" Here it comes. "Hahaha", the maraji, "see this kafir. Spurs of course good for horse. And good for horse when lady."
Then continued: "Lady when not horse, she no get noble spur. She get a beating, kafir, a beating better than you get when one more question. By Allah, PBUH. You look, and look, and look".

¹ of course, after cosmetics. Abumm says, they build airplane-like mockup around it. Just so to please Westerners.


(those beatings, it's depressing - see this, this, this, ...)


P.S. pic: Hameed Bahrami, Iranian - outstanding cartoonist.

Oh well...

Breaking News: ISIS Leader Killed in Black Friday Stampede at Walmart

ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's determination to score a cheap, big flatscreen TV proved fatal this holiday weekend, as the Caliph was trampled to death at a Walmart Black Friday sale outside Tallahassee, Florida.

Baghdadi, who traveled to the United States specifically for the sale, arrived at Walmart to find a long line had already formed outside the store, while just a limited number of highly-discounted flatscreen televisions were for sale. Baghdadi tried to force his way to the front of the crowd but was soon crushed by a mob of determined American shoppers.

“All he wanted was a Samsung 85-inch UHD TV so he could watch Youtube videos of his friends' executions in high definition, and these primitive, barbarian shoppers trampled him to death,” said one of Baghdadi's friends and fellow jihadis, who witnessed the event from the Walmart parking lot. “These Americans just have no respect for human life.”

The tragedy yet rose to another level as the television itself was also destroyed in the stampede.

Comrade Putout wrote:Your turn...

ahem, just for clarity: I understand, my (or any Comrade's) turn with the pic, not with the goat.

Red Square wrote:Oh well...

The Mideast Beast wrote:... Baghdadi, who traveled to the United States [highlight=#ffff00]specifically for the sale[/highlight], arrived at Walmart to find a long line had already formed outside the store, while just a limited number of highly-discounted flatscreen televisions were for sale ...

sheez, what a boob, that Abumm of Baghdad ! . . .

Genosse Dummkopf [color=#a0a0a0]([/color][url=http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/next-dnc-chairman-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-t18999.html#208648][color=#a0a0a0]here[/color][/url][color=#a0a0a0])[/color] wrote:... Comrades, was I lucky.
[highlight=#ffff00]Abumm Bakr[/highlight] gave me a ride on BAKR One (shortly to be renamed DNC One¹) : ...

¹ of course, after cosmetics. Abumm says, they [highlight=#ffff00]build airplane-like mockup around it[/highlight] ...

. . . and that's what he was there for: discounted propellers, fake ailerons, corrugated sheet metal, maybe a wheel or two. And then trampled to pulp for a hi-def Sony or sumptin, phew.

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.

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[highlight=#ffff00]Bal'shoye spasiba, Comradette[/highlight] !

Genosse, for your future use:

Большое спасибо, товарища!

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да спасибо, товарищ Штирлиц!

Funny thing - same phrase (minus Штирлиц) is good for Comradette Путоут, indeed - any Comradette!

Soviet early Communism got promptly rid of religion, kulaks, obstinate intelligentsia, ... , and also made inroads to destroy "outdated" "superstitions" like "family", and even tried to steer human sexuality into kinda "collective activity involving copulatory organs" - free of bourgeois concepts of intimacy and adoration/commitment.

And they were also underway to "genderism". The (bourgeois!) господин (Г-н) & госпожа (Г-жа), for Mister & Missis, as well as the барыня / барышня, for Lady / Miss, were dropped (at least within the Party orbit). They were replaced by the unisexed tavarishch and (plural) tavarishchi.


Note. Zhe Dsherman Kommunisten/Sozialisten haff zheir vays, they retained at least la petite différence, linguistically - see this quickie.

... sorry, Comrades (& Comradettes), revolution or not revolution ― the truth must be told :


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