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NASA to Reexamine Nicknames for Cosmic Objects

8/10/2020, 6:15 pm
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Komrades: ↓ Satire or Seriuos?

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If satire: Further suggestions?
If seriuos: (.. same as above ..)

For starters: How about, um, Black Hole?
Otherwise: Inspiration? Here!


ACHTUNG:
Limited conversancy in Astronomy?
NO PROBLEM! Conditional entries highly welcome!
Template: If there is an object called (X), it would be now named (Y).


        Mystery item No. 1

Supplementary aspect: What would YOU do about it, if YOU where TRRRUMP?
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8/11/2020, 4:19 am
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Arachnid Combine objects to the name "Tarantula Nebula."
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8/11/2020, 5:56 am
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What will Uranus' new name be?

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Uranus - from NASA

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8/11/2020, 10:29 am
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So, according to NASA there are astronomical nicknames within the astronomical community that are 'harmful'.

So HARMFUL!! NASA couldn't even say one in their announcement, just a list of astronomical nicknames that MAKE SENSE to even NON astronomical telescope viewers of astronomical interest.

The horned rodent is sniffin' the idea that there is some astronomical insider trading of nicknames going on at NASA which is now operating according to Islamic teaching thanks to O.

And we're just supposed to take NASA's word on these unknown nicknames, that only make sense to 'insiders', for fear nonastronomicalsiders will find out about insensitive people at NASA, and get our feelings hurt, because ,we don't know what all these insiders know, and we have to fund these tic tock the game is locked insensitive people.

This is too much astronavelgazingonomy for the mythical mind of a horned rodent.

'pelipsky over n' out
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8/11/2020, 11:28 am
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Antonio Salazarinski wrote:What will Uranus' new name be?


We think it would be appropriate to change it to WeAnus to no longer exclude The Other™.

This will also help young children in potty training or otherwise little older children, "Mommy I have to go We We!" or "Mommy I have to go WeAnus!"

No more elusive subjugation with imperialistic numbers of "#1" or "#2"!!!

It's for The Children™!

-RR
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8/13/2020, 11:22 am
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In the name of our other-speciesistically identifying Komrade|s|ttes (and Arachnid Combine included, of course), let's focus on the Celestial Constellations aspect.

Hard to believe, yet here they are (and that's the main ones only!):

Ursa (Maior and its cub, Minor), Leo, Taurus, Lupus, Canis Maior (and Canicula, its puppy), Aries, Cancer, Scorpius, Aquila, Corvus, Grus, Cygnus, Serpens, Draco, Hydra, Pegasus, Phoenix, Monoceros, Capricornus, Centaurus, even Delphinus and Pisces... (transferendum)

Not even asked if they wished to participate in that constellaboratorial Gulag!
Unspeakable astrocelestial appropriations!

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(Planisphæri cœleste, Frederik de Wit, 1670)
To spike the outrage:
Zodiac stems from (lat.) zōdiacus ← ζῳδιακός ← ζῴδιον ← ζῷον. And ζῷον (zō(i)on) stands for... animal.

Whereas ζῳδιακός (zō(i)diakos) means "circle of animals".

"c―i―r―c―l―e .of animals"...
So, not only were comrades Animals forced into a celestial affair, no. Στοιχεῖα-obsessed Greeks forced the kollektive of Bestiae Omnis into gargantuan circles, in the stupid belief that their beloved π matters more than the glorious teachings of Vladimir Ilyich Batyushka!

The last straw:
Those Greeks, needless to say, were.. whiteys. And the Latins too!


☭ Outrage! REVOOLOOSHUN!!! ☭
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8/13/2020, 12:03 pm
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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:In the name of our other-speciesistically identifying Komrade|s|ttes (and Arachnid Combine included, of course), let's focus on the Celestial Constellations aspect.

Hard to believe, yet here they are (and that's the main ones only!):

Ursa (Maior and its cub, Minor), Leo, Taurus, Lupus, Canis Maior (and Canicula, its puppy), Aries, Cancer, Scorpius, Aquila, Corvus, Grus, Cygnus, Serpens, Draco, Hydra, Pegasus, Phoenix, Monoceros, Capricornus, Centaurus, even Delphinus and Pisces... (transferendum)

Not even asked if they wished to participate in that constellaboratorial Gulag!
Unspeakable astrocelestial appropriations!

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To spike the outrage:
Zodiac stems from (lat.) zōdiacus ← ζῳδιακός ← ζῴδιον ← ζῷον. And ζῷον (zō(i)on) stands for... animal.

Whereas ζῳδιακός (zō(i)diakos) means "circle of animals".

"c―i―r―c―l―e .of animals"...
So, not only were comrades Animals forced into a celestial affair, no. Στοιχεῖα-obsessed Greeks forced the kollektive of Bestiae Omnis into gargantuan circles, in the stupid belief that their beloved π matters more than the glorious teachings of Vladimir Ilyich Batyushka!

The last straw:
Those Greeks, needless to say, were.. whiteys. And the Latins too!


☭ Outrage! REVOOLOOSHUN!!! ☭

Most scientific, GD. And there's even MORE Outrage! REVOOLOOSHUN!!!

NICKNAMIUS ALL!!! But 'these' nicknames are 'appropriate' according to NASA eggspert who WILL NOT SAY - INAPPROPRIATE Nicknames used among eggsclusive NASA insiders. NASA just says inappropriate nicknames will no longer be tolerated by NASA Scientist Committee.

What ARE these inappropriate nicknames so astropeasants will know if they are straying off comet path-by and into Outer Limits of Gulagosphere?

Best to know before a comrade gets sent there.

Right, comrades?

Insider Trading of Inappropriate Nicknames at NASA requires transferendum, No? Yes?How does a comrade know, a comrade don't know, if a comrade doesn't know, that the comrade doesn't know?. hhhhmmmm?'pelipsky
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8/13/2020, 12:46 pm
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And while they are purifying the names, what of the pronouns? Have the celestial objects -- and note how this nomenclature objectifies them! -- have these celestial "objects," I say, been asked what pronouns they prefer? Oh, the terracentrism of it all!
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8/13/2020, 1:05 pm
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RedDiaperette wrote:And while they are purifying the names, what of the pronouns? Have the celestial objects -- and note how this nomenclature objectifies them! -- have these celestial "objects," I say, been asked what pronouns they prefer? Oh, the terracentrism of it all!

☭ Outrage! REVOOLOOSHUN!!! ☭
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8/13/2020, 1:22 pm
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jackalopelipsky wrote: What ARE these inappropriate nicknames so astropeasants will know if they are straying off comet path-by and into Outer Limits of Gulagosphere?

Best to know before a comrade gets sent there.

Right, comrades?

Insider Trading of Inappropriate Nicknames at NASA requires transferendum, No? Yes?How does a comrade know, a comrade don't know, if a comrade doesn't know, that the comrade doesn't know?. hhhhmmmm?'pelipsky

UhGGGG!!! Comrade!

Is thy name Lucsky??? Do you hold the football? Or just pull it away when Charlie Brown tries to kick it???

WE WILL NOT TELL YOU THE PROPER NOMENCLATURE THAT SHALL BE USED TO NAME PLANETS!!! YOU MUST KNOW!!!

...... OR ELSE!!!

The test will be administered as an SAT or ACT style test to help proles enter The Re-Education System™ College or NOT!!! No IF's, Orphan Annie's, or Harry E. Butt's!!!

Gulagosphere submission of proles WILL BE DECIDED on a CASE BY CASE basis? Capiche!

What color are you comrade mystical rodent? What is shoe size? How many Heil Lenin's did you say this week? Is your nearest relative a Member of The Party™ or some Dissident Deplorable™ ????

Answer the questions!!! NOW!!!

...(*stamping chicken talon*....)

Why didn't you answer yet????

SEND COMRADE jackalopelipsky to GULAG!!!!

NO PASS GO! NO $200 in REPARATIONS!!!
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8/13/2020, 3:12 pm
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‘Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' – do cities have to be so sexist?

Upward thrusting NASA rockets ejaculating into the sky! That's what they do! Shame! Shame! Shame on NASA!

NASA's entire existence is one big systemic sexist discrimination. Defund NASA now!
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8/13/2020, 3:49 pm
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Does this mean that a (ahem) red dwarf star is renamed a "little first-nation star of color" ?

Just asking, for a guy getting his tractor fixed...
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8/13/2020, 5:43 pm
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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:... red dwarf star ...
Dzerzhinsky forbid!
"Dwarf" (in that context) to be promptly replaced by "Peace & Progress Loving"!
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8/13/2020, 6:05 pm
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Margaret wrote:
'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' – do cities have to be so sexist?
Heh-heh: ↑Says The Guardian, operating in London↓:

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(you Guardian dumbos, move your headquarters to the Rocket Garden in JFK Space Center, Cape Canaveral, FL ) (once you erect your biz here, Komradette Margaret will give you an introductory tour!)
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8/30/2020, 6:29 pm
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Big Bang, yet another "nickname". Huh, make it ZipZeroZilchNaughtNadaNil. Just cancel it. Then: NO Bang → NO Universe → NO Milky Way → NO Solar System → NO Gaia → NO vermin known as Menschheit → NO Nicknames → NO Problem. The only problem: We can't say "solved forever". Because: NO Universe → NO "time" → NO "forever"! Sigh, back to shovel...
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8/30/2020, 6:52 pm
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RedDiaperette wrote:... Oh, the terracentrism of it all!
Devoid of terracentrism, we would just sit around ― om... om... ― supraveganically munching gnarly beetroots, and contemplating the diversified equality and inclusive justice of ze Kosmos...

But with terracentrism, we can eat from the tree of proglodytedge and tell the good of historatorically unoccidented transformaprogress from the evil of deplorably pouncing knuckledraggers.

Sunny side of terracentrism: only with terracentrism can you have the "social construct" (SoCo) thing. (OFF: whatever extraterracentric ET species there are, it's simply impossible that they ever develope a concept that murky) So, we have that concept, SoCo.

But then, the Universe is just a SoCo. Big Bang is SoCo. Milky Way, Solar System, Earth, our firmament ― all SoCo!

Hah! no firmament? Thusly: no constellations, no nicknames, no brouhaha! NASA (itself a SoCo) can comfortably lean back. No NASA, thereupon no TPC NASA-post. And btw: TPC is a pure SoCo KoKo, too. KoKo ― Kollektive Konstrukt, ja?
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8/30/2020, 8:17 pm
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KoKo? - Kollektive Konstrukt??? or a certain gorilla able to humacate what's on her mind????

Maybe both at same space/time continuum of SoCo Cosmos that may or may not exist - making learning about about a possible myth a waste of socialist distant time and space.

Like what comrade has ever actually 'seen' gravity?? It's just a construct --- not 'like' real.
Nothing to know here.

This is not a pipe.

This is not gravity.

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8/31/2020, 4:16 am
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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Hah! no firmament? Thusly: no constellations, no nicknames, no brouhaha! NASA (itself a SoCo) can comfortably lean back. No NASA, thereupon no TPC NASA-post. And btw: TPC is a pure SoCo KoKo, too. KoKo ― Kollektive Konstrukt, ja?
Or perhaps, to put it more melodiously, all this indeed is KooKoo.
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8/31/2020, 8:28 am
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RedDiaperette wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Hah! no firmament? Thusly: no constellations, no nicknames, no brouhaha! NASA (itself a SoCo) can comfortably lean back. No NASA, thereupon no TPC NASA-post. And btw: TPC is a pure SoCo KoKo, too. KoKo ― Kollektive Konstrukt, ja?
Or perhaps, to put it more melodiously, all this indeed is KooKoo.

kookoo in melodiousness? And the horned rodent got reeducated THIS morning.

Urban Legend Dictionary:

TOP DEFINITION
koo koo kachoo
What some people think they're saying in the Beatles song "I am the Walrus" when they're actually saying "Goo Goo G'Joob"

No Kenny, it's not "Koo Koo Kachoo" it's "Goo Goo G'Joob" read the album jacket!
by Scott C. Jones December 20, 2006

and now 'pelipsky rememories knowing that from reading album jacket.

sittingonacornflakeforelocktug,
'pelipsky

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8/31/2020, 9:07 am
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Nay, nay, it is KooKoo as in cuckoo, which makes a melodious sound when it emerges from the kookoo klock. Or when summer is icumen in, as the old song would have it: "Loude sing cuckou."
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8/31/2020, 10:37 am
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You misspelled "Lewdly."
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8/31/2020, 11:49 am
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jackalopelipsky, The Gravity Denier wrote:... what comrade has ever actually 'seen' gravity?? ...
Obviously, roos can 'see' it, with that other 'eye'.
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8/31/2020, 12:08 pm
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RedDiaperette wrote:Nay, nay, it is KooKoo as in cuckoo, which makes a melodious sound when it emerges from the kookoo klock. Or when summer is icumen in, as the old song would have it: "Loude sing cuckou."

Well, that makes a whole lot more sense than where the horned rodent's mythical mind free ranged roamed, RD.

Thinkin' 'pelipsky was the walrus...that's just cuckoo klock talk.
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8/31/2020, 12:24 pm
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RedDiaperette wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Hah! no firmament? Thusly: no constellations, no nicknames, no brouhaha! NASA (itself a SoCo) can comfortably lean back. No NASA, thereupon no TPC NASA-post. And btw: TPC is a pure SoCo KoKo, too. KoKo ― Kollektive Konstrukt, ja?
Or perhaps, to put it more melodiously, all this indeed is KooKoo.
JAWOHL! voll Kuckuck (kookkook).

OR (in words of Messiah):
THIS was the merriment, THIS was the kooe we have been waiting for!



        Mystery item No. 2
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8/31/2020, 1:57 pm
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RedDiaperette wrote:Arachnid Combine objects to the name "Tarantula Nebula."
The horror, the horror...

We knew there's anthropoic arachnophobia.
And now arachnidic nebulaephobia? Even nebulaeodio?

(but maybe a nebulaeous remuneratio lavishly arachnodistributed helps?)
(otherwise mostly peaceful arachnotumultae???)
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8/31/2020, 6:52 pm
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RedDiaperette wrote:Nay, nay, it is KooKoo as in cuckoo, which makes a melodious sound when it emerges from the kookoo klock. Or when summer is icumen in, as the old song would have it: "Loude sing cuckou."
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Schwarzwald (Black Forest), in Swabia1 (administratively it's Baden-Württemberg state: Stuttgart capital, Porsche + Daimler-Benz, Swabian studiousness & ingenuity (hah! Kukucksuhren!))

1 if wildly interested, you may wish to have a TPC μ-glimpse into Swabia here (keywords there: Swabia, Schwabenland/Schwaben/Schwoba/schwäbisch/schwäbsche/Schläsch/(Schwabia))


Ivan Betinov wrote:You misspelled "Lewdly."
Methinks Betinov, thoughst locketh in jar, must have experienceth the wide world.
Uh, by Lenin's Satyriasis, there're even possible hints documented!

(NOTE:
GD not obsessed with Mystery-boxes. But this material should be in background: (a) philosophical reflexions on the meaning of time, (b) yearning for salvation, and (c) Russia! Russia! Russia!)


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9/3/2020, 1:07 pm
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Then again...
Incarnadine Trapezoidagon ― clearly a Cosmic Object (who dares to deny it, eh?)1.

But now, imagine: The Group-ID Kollektive of Meeces declares being microaggressed against and triggered by (their words) "Trumpezaidogon, the Kozmik Obyekt". And they need a safe space ― global safe space, mind you ― protecting the said KoMees, Kolektive of Meeces, from "Jinxicarnadinecity" (meaning Incarnadiness?). Clear case of Trapezoidagonaphobia.

Now, what do you do, Komrades? That is, I mean, what do we do, we Kollektive? Our Ailurokomrades, first of all?
Given, that the climate change is real, the stacks are high, and the debate is over?
For now, it's mostly meeceful, but just wait... :


        Mystery item No. 4


1 O yeah? What have we here, a Trapezoidagon denier? Incarnadiness sceptic much? So, tell us: Where is he, Incarnadine Trapezoidagon? NOT in Cosmos??? You tell us, what's outside, or aside, or even except Cosmos!

(You will land in Gulag, you kulak, and then you can)
meditate where you are ― Cosmos or not Cosmos)
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9/3/2020, 1:53 pm
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Btw,

NASA itself reeks of blatant speciesism.
"The Eagle has landed! The Eagle has landed!"

( "Eagle"? a rachitic tin box on stilts, that's what it was )
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