Muslim Imams call for boycott of airlines

This is a sad day in the struggle for acceptance of Islam here in Amerikka. If our Muslim freedom fighters are not onboard airplanes, how will they be able to do the work of Allah?

The removal of six Muslim clerics from a US Airways flight from the Twin Cities set off a nationwide uproar, and the Department of Homeland Security's Office for Civil Rights and Civil Liberties said it will review the incident.

From now on, Omar Shahin won't be praying at the airport while waiting for a flight.

"This was humiliating, the worst moment of my life," Shahin said Tuesday, a day after he and five fellow Muslim imams were escorted off a US Airways jet at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.

"To practice your faith and pray is a crime in America?" he said.

Shahin, president of the imams' group, called for a boycott of US Airways after an agent and his supervisor, without giving a reason, refused to sell him replacement tickets Tuesday morning.

"I'm not going to stay silent," Shahin said. "I came to this country to enjoy justice and freedom."

Boycott US Airways and show them that we will not tolerate them not allowing our Muslim freedom fighters on board. Their assumption is that all Muslim are linked to terror, when in fact, that is not true. In fact, Shahin is a member of a peaceful charity with no links to terrorists at all.

Omar Shahin peacefully displaying a verse from the Book of Peace.


 

This is a sad day. Oh well, they can still hide bombs in the luggage.
 

Muslims will now boycot the airline? I'm sure US Airways can now put it in big letters on their ads: "Fly with us - the only airline officially boycotted by Muslims!"

Anyway, it's a huge victory for progress! The media highlights the need to consider the sensibilities of Muslims - while nobody highlights the need to consider the sensibilities of American passengers who can't shake off the visuals of 9/11 every time they board a plane. The country will soon be ours!
 

I detect a Reich-Wing conspiracy!  The Plantation House is using scare tactics once again to coerce us with fear and, uhhh, more fear! Yeah, they are doing this to get us to use our cars and pay huge somes of cash on gasoline and uhhh, they do this to uhhh destroy the evironment and stuff! Yeah, thats it! And ummmm, uhhh Faux News is on the scam! I'm right aren't I? This is what they are doing right? Mulva, get in here and back me up on this, you would know since you have a band and stuff!
 

I would disagree, Red Square.  I would think that the world's safest airline would be the Democratic People's Republic of Korea's national airline.  When you've only got one plane and the Dear Leader and his apparatchiki are the only ones permitted to fly, what could be safer?
 

Yes, but that plane is constantly at risk from being shot down by 144 different missiles from 37 different directions all fired by Amerikkka. Not the safest way to fly I would think.
 

How dare the peaceful imams be removed from their peaceful prayers! If a scruffy-looking individual wants to shout obnoxiously to himself in a foreign language so all around him will stare, by  Zeus, the airport is the prime place to do it.
 

In fact not only should these imams be apologized to, given wads of cash, heralded as pioneers akin to Rosa Parks, free flights to anywhere in the universe forever, and their 72 virgins in advance, they should also make everyone who is either in the airport or on a plane or near a plane or even looking at a plane (picture or live) kneel down and pray in the fashion of these imams.  For only then will these evil intolerant bastards know and respect their lifestyle!!!

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
 

If I may, for a moment, inject my real-world sentiment...<ahem>

F*** ALL THOSE BASTARDS!

Give the fight crew a medal and a raise for stellar performance in the line of duty.

Kudos to the airline for banning the filth from flying on their planes.
 

Bvt. Field Marshal Pravda

Give the fight crew a medal and a raise for stellar performance in the line of duty.


DONE!! I am also directing Rove to buy me 30,000 shares In U.S. Airways! This is gonna be a BIG score...muahahahhahahaha!
 

Comrades.  Like in Afghanistan, we must work in solidarity with these muslim radicals to subvert the Amerikan government.  Once we have caused its collapse, then we can reveal our true nature, and deal with them in the same compassionate manner as Comrade Putin does.

RIK
 

Thats brilliant! Ban all fucking muslims from flying, sailing, driving, walking and farting! Fuck arabs! Rape muhammed!
 

Comrade Fackanarab, I must commend you for your fervor, but suggest that it is too early in the morning still for the level of energy you display. Clearly you are not digging enough beets for the Greater Good(TM). Report to your local Commissar and tell him that I issued an order for more field time. The Party(TM) has not authorized this level of energy from you.