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Mueller: Reading Initiative Poster Child

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In the aftermath of Robert Mueller's appearance before Congress, the star of the show, Robert Swan Mueller III, was named as the new face of a nationwide literacy program that encourages a culture of reading and comprehension by working with parents, teachers, and community partners to establish the importance of reading in homes, schools, and communities.

Mueller's performance at the hearings will be used by the National Education Association as an example to promote phonemic awareness (knowing that words are made up of sounds), phonics (the link between sounds and letters), vocabulary (what words mean and how to say them), fluency (the ability to read words accurately and quickly), and comprehension (the ability to understand what you read).

The NEA officials are confident that former special counsel Mueller's example will write a new chapter with the focus on a new way of thinking and boosting the students' self-esteem by showing that not being able to read at grade level doesn't mean they can't become our nation's thought-leaders, news anchors, political strategists, or even top officials running important government organizations in the service of progress and the common good.

Mueller's unexpected career move is also seen as a win-win for his family, as weekly Kids Power Hour at the library is expected to give him something to do in retirement, as well as be a big relief for Mrs. Mueller, who was looking for some kind of preoccupation for her husband so he would continue to be able to get out of the house.

The NEA is partnering with the National Endowment for the Arts to produce a graphic campaign associating the former FBI director's face with kind and safe grandfatherly wisdom. Posters appearing at all public transportation points of service will be meant to encourage student success, educator quality and parent support.

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I am confused. Is this reading initiative not the job of the Drag Queens? Will Comrade Mueller, then, be appearing in drag?

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RedDiaperette wrote:I am confused. Is this reading initiative not the job of the Drag Queens? Will Comrade Mueller, then, be appearing in drag?

RD and fellow pawed Comrade, you are describing the Moochelle reading initiative which focused mainly on the passivity of children simply being indoctrinated entertained in a passive manner.

This NEW! Mueller Reading Initiative of the Trump Administration is focused on getting young and old comrades to read silently to gain proficiency in content mastery such as comprehension of Main Idea. This is whole different Reading Initiative moving from passive indoctrinationentertainment into hard Cube immersion of CONTENT so that as AOC explained to Speaker Pelosi, the written word magically is decoded in brain to shape and enhance comprehension and understanding through silent reading. The NEW! Mueller Reading Initiative is necessary so that all comrades are on the same page..without involving a drag queen reading the report/textbook/literature aloud to young comrades.

Thank you RD for being interested in this New! Reading Initiative and hope this explains why tax dollars are necessary for implementation in public school throughout the Collective.

j.

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Congratulations to Comrade Jackalopelipsky on her first Mother Page entry.

It has now been somewhat rewritten - take a note of it.

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extreme groveling forelock tug. Just gooder than good, Red Square. Thank you for completion of the dream beyond jackalopelipsky's mythical hare brained horned rodent mind's wildest imaginings.

Thank you, dear Leader.
j


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That is such good news, Red Square. Congratulations to you and The Cube.

The beet fields are so much brighter! And don't it feel good!

JackalopelipskyRose

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jackalopelipsky wrote:extreme groveling forelock tug. Just gooder than good, Red Square. Thank you for completion of the dream beyond jackalopelipsky's mythical hare brained horned rodent mind's wildest imaginings.

Thank you, dear Leader.
j

Kongratulations Komrade J! I am toasting your accomplishment with a glass of beet vodka. Kuddos.

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:extreme groveling forelock tug. Just gooder than good, Red Square. Thank you for completion of the dream beyond jackalopelipsky's mythical hare brained horned rodent mind's wildest imaginings.

Thank you, dear Leader.
j

Kongratulations Komrade J! I am toasting your accomplishment with a glass of beet vodka. Kuddos.
Jackalopelipsky is honored, CIZ. While it's a little early/late for Jackalopelipsky - different time zone - oh...why not...one transatlantic hillbilly to another. Thanks CIZ.

Can you imagine the potential unleashed when every public servant reads and comprehends the report they wrote in performance of their assigned duties?? Quite staggering...

j

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RedDiaperette wrote:I am confused. Is this reading initiative not the job of the Drag Queens? Will Comrade Mueller, then, be appearing in drag?

He's a natural.

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Comrades,

Thanksgiving Holiday TPC™ Reeducation Assignment'

All comrades know their assigned Thanksgiving Unit is in possession of their assigned Mueller just waiting to be voluteered for active service as a Mueller Reading Initiative Volunteer.

'pelipsky hears that Joe Biden has plagachicom claimed Hooked on Phonics as completely safe for childhood indoctrination in the secrets students have been denied making them capable of decoding written language.

Besides, a brisk walk down to the neighborhood People's SchoolHouse Rocked to smithereens, means your assigned Mueller isn't behind the wheel of your assigned Mueller's killingmachinedofcarbonizedenergyvehicle.

Physical AND Mental exercise is a guaranteed outcome for ALL Mueller Reading Initiative Volunteers!!

Win/Win DoublePlus Good!!

Vote Collectively to Volunteer Your Collective's Assigned Muellers for active service in the Mueller Reading Initiative as a Thanksgiving Collective Project.

It's for The MotherLand! and The Children™

And, that's what Thanksgiving is all about, comrades.

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jackalopelipsky wrote:Comrades,

Thanksgiving Holiday TPC™ Reeducation Assignment'

All comrades know their assigned Thanksgiving Unit is in possession of their assigned Mueller just waiting to be voluteered for active service as a Mueller Reading Initiative Volunteer.

'pelipsky hears that Joe Biden has plagachicom claimed Hooked on Phonics as completely safe for childhood indoctrination in the secrets students have been denied making them capable of decoding written language.

Besides, a brisk walk down to the neighborhood People's SchoolHouse Rocked to smithereens, means your assigned Mueller isn't behind the wheel of your assigned Mueller's killingmachinedofcarbonizedenergyvehicle.

Physical AND Mental exercise is a guaranteed outcome for ALL Mueller Reading Initiative Volunteers!!

Win/Win DoublePlus Good!!

Vote Collectively to Volunteer Your Collective's Assigned Muellers for active service in the Mueller Reading Initiative as a Thanksgiving Collective Project.

It's for The MotherLand! and The Children™

And, that's what Thanksgiving is all about, comrades.

Komrade J,

I don't think Komrade Mueller can 'hear the question' or speak to 'any of that' and remember, according to Dr. Falsey no more than 3 people are allowed at any Thanksgiving Collective Project.




Not to be bragging or anything but Grandma Z always has the best Thanksgiving.


        Mystery item No. 1

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CIZ!!

what a way to shovel slap the trans Mississippi mythical horned rodent back to State Improved Reality.

'pelipsky was gettin' ahead of mythical mind.


 
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