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 | We are not making this up. U.S. News reports about a campaign started by an LA ad agency whose clients include Budweiser, Motorola, Hasbro, and Mattel. "You interlace your hands in a circle, the interlacing being a symbol of different types of people coming together and the circle a symbol of unity," says Rick Husong, owner of The Loyalty Inc. "We thought, 'Let's try and start a movement where even while walking down the street, people would hold up the O and you would know that they were for Obama,'" says Husong. The design is free, and Husong is urging people to download it and print it on posters and T-shirts. "Our goal is to see a crowd of 75,000 people at Obama's nomination speech holding their hands above their heads, fingers laced together in support of a new direction for this country, a renewed hope, and acceptance of responsibility for our future," says Husong. |
Indeed, this is the sign we've been waiting for!
Comrade Red Square,
Is that to be used on the donkey, the elephant, or while kneeling before the Messiah? Surely proles such as myself are not of that size and can get by with just one hand. Can you enlighten me a little more?
Is that to be used on the donkey, the elephant, or while kneeling before the Messiah? Surely proles such as myself are not of that size and can get by with just one hand. Can you enlighten me a little more?
To answer to your inquiry, this sign was created by and for Obama's worshipers to enhance their religious experience of praising Obama's New Penis that is only visible to the most enlightened, most educated, and most progressive part of the American public. All the others will see nothing, of course, which will mean that they are simply uneducated, unenlightened, and unprogressive. See this People's Cube thread for more details (scroll down to this picture and keep reading from there).
In other words, those making the Obama sign are thereby saying, "I am the initiated one, I have seen the glory of Obama's New Penis and submit myself to its power."
Maksim, Maksim! Haven't you heard of The Emperor's New Clothes? He also has a new penis. I can see it quite clearly (as can all true Hussies), and what a magnificent instrument of audacity it is!
That is preposterous! What else can one see in this picture if not a huge, magnificent instrument of audacity that is the Obama's New Penis? If you can't see it you must be a right-wing, ultra-conservative, knuckle-dragging, religious "Bush is demigod" 19 per center.
Well, can you see it now? You must agree it's not only huge and magnificent - it also reveals an enormous experience working for the Greater Good(TM) in such important areas as raising awareness, expanding the outreach, lifting the poor, and driving the progressive vote.
If that's what sent a tingle up Chris Matthews' leg I don't blame him. One doesn't need to be a woman to experience an Obamagasm.
In other words, those making the Obama sign are thereby saying, "I am the initiated one, I have seen the glory of Obama's New Penis and submit myself to its power."
Red Square
Commissarka Pinkie
Commissar Maksim
A close-up of the Beri Ubomo statue reveals a missing penis, yet his nuts are intact. Jesse Jackson could not be reached for comment.Maksim, Maksim! Haven't you heard of The Emperor's New Clothes? He also has a new penis. I can see it quite clearly (as can all true Hussies), and what a magnificent instrument of audacity it is!
That is preposterous! What else can one see in this picture if not a huge, magnificent instrument of audacity that is the Obama's New Penis? If you can't see it you must be a right-wing, ultra-conservative, knuckle-dragging, religious "Bush is demigod" 19 per center.
Well, can you see it now? You must agree it's not only huge and magnificent - it also reveals an enormous experience working for the Greater Good(TM) in such important areas as raising awareness, expanding the outreach, lifting the poor, and driving the progressive vote.
If that's what sent a tingle up Chris Matthews' leg I don't blame him. One doesn't need to be a woman to experience an Obamagasm.
It is a Movement Yes, I feel the movement Excuse me Comrades, I simply must leave for a bit to have a movement!
Obamagasm. . . Since some of our leaders (Gorbachav and Gore to name a few) have an "orgasm" named for them, it's only appropriate.
I must admit I am like Comrade Ivan, clearly that hand gesture is far too generous to ever be confused for me.
Marshal Pupovich
I must admit I am like Comrade Ivan, clearly that hand gesture is far too generous to ever be confused for me.To achieve an Obamagasm one uses no physical touch, its a mental or spiritual exercise. Although for some like myself much training is necessary and the first steps require something physical. As Ivan and Pup mentioned, size is an issue, so here is a substitute for comrades who are less equal.
Looks like some one doesn't quite have the Obama hand sign down correctly.Maybe she's thinking of something else.
Leave it to a female comrade to have to point out the obvious to some of you male comrades. (For crying out loud, I can't believe I'm about to type what I'm about to type!) THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOUR MALE ORGANS!!!!!
It's about Obamessiah's and no one else's.
Not big enough to fit his hand sign? That's good! You're not supposed to be that big! You can only hope to be, and if by some chance you are, WHACK! Off it comes (if you'll pardon the phrasing).
For Red Square and Maksim: You've hurt someone's widdle feewings.
It's about Obamessiah's and no one else's.
Not big enough to fit his hand sign? That's good! You're not supposed to be that big! You can only hope to be, and if by some chance you are, WHACK! Off it comes (if you'll pardon the phrasing).
For Red Square and Maksim: You've hurt someone's widdle feewings.
And there I was thinking that was the sign for zero, zip, nada.
In the future, everybody will give the Obama salute!
Off character....
Is it any wonder that some wacked out Obama groupie would steal from Star Trek the Ward Churchill of the future and his cult to come up with the Obama sign?
I've been really busy and haven't had time to post, but I showed my Trekkie wife the Obama sign and she immediately said "Ahhh...That would be "The Way to Eden" ....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Way_to_Eden
How friggin' appropriate!
Off character....
Is it any wonder that some wacked out Obama groupie would steal from Star Trek the Ward Churchill of the future and his cult to come up with the Obama sign?
I've been really busy and haven't had time to post, but I showed my Trekkie wife the Obama sign and she immediately said "Ahhh...That would be "The Way to Eden" ....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Way_to_Eden
How friggin' appropriate!
The two-handed Obama symbol is only for the better-endowed Democrats, of which there are precious few. Everyone else can just do an "OK" with the index finger and thumb. Alternatively, it could just indicate the brain size of the typical Obama supporter.
We are One with the Obamessiah. Eden is Hope. Eden is Change!
Down with Herbert, Down with W. Recreate 68! Smell the patchouli! Smell the feet!
Down with Herbert, Down with W. Recreate 68! Smell the patchouli! Smell the feet!
Thank You Laika! I knew there was something familiar with that symbol, but could not put my paw on it! You got it!
It's so ingrained, isn't Pup?
You Reach, I Grok.
Extreme Tolerence.
Everything old is new again.
You Reach, I Grok.
Extreme Tolerence.
Everything old is new again.
You got that right Laika. It amazes me to see these kids wearing the same tie dyed shirts with peace symbols, or the "Make Love Not War" shirts. It feels like I have fell into a Star Trek time warp back in time. Did you notice he also uses "the sign" even when seated and his arms down? Who could have foreseen it coming back as a party symbol? They should be required to pay royalty payments,
LOL Love that line.... this is what your technology has done to me.... but he doesn't blame his ears on technology!
LOL Love that line.... this is what your technology has done to me.... but he doesn't blame his ears on technology!
Commissarka Pinkie
Leave it to a female comrade to have to point out the obvious to some of you male comrades. (For crying out loud, I can't believe I'm about to type what I'm about to type!) THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOUR MALE ORGANS!!!!!It's about Obamessiah's and no one else's.
Not big enough to fit his hand sign? That's good! You're not supposed to be that big! You can only hope to be, and if by some chance you are, WHACK! Off it comes (if you'll pardon the phrasing).
My sincerest apologies Cammissarka Pinkie, but if Obama really needs two hands, then I am impressed. And I'm sure Hillary's husband is jealous. And really steaming too, as Obama has now bested the Clintons in two measures.
St. Konstantine
Looks like some one doesn't quite have the Obama hand sign down correctly.Maybe she's thinking of something else.Comrade JesseJack gave clue to correct technique for properly paying homage to The Messiah's massive endowment. Simply Grasp; Twist; Pull. Surprise! Its detachable. Place in satchel and you are well armed for any battle. Caution: Please do not attempt with one hand only.
You mean Comrade Castration Jackson?
Marshal Pupovich
You mean Comrade Castration Jackson?Well done Marshal Pupovich. You make party proud. I write your name on my satchel.
Comrade Bullshitzka -
As someone who seems to know what he/she/it is talking about, we urge you to continue your education by perusing the following relevant topic:
Obama's Nuts And Their Magical Properties
Jesse Jackson's nut envy is understandable once you realize
the power and the magnitude of Obama's testicles.
As someone who seems to know what he/she/it is talking about, we urge you to continue your education by perusing the following relevant topic:
Obama's Nuts And Their Magical Properties
Jesse Jackson's nut envy is understandable once you realize
the power and the magnitude of Obama's testicles.
A revelation is in order. I be a she. I appreciate your generous offering of journalistic enlightenment RedSquare. Both magical properties, and nuts in particular, are subjects of fascinating proportions. I am certain I will enjoy the expansion of my understanding.
I'm from the People and I'm here to help you
Laika the Space Dog
We are One with the Obamessiah. Eden is Hope. Eden is Change!Down with Herbert, Down with W. Recreate 68! Smell the patchouli! Smell the feet!
Obama is truely the ONE and Gene of Roddenberry was his profit. Take that Tome Cruise!!
"Tome Cruise...." Is that like when you get on a big ship full of obnoxious tourists, their fat, retarded sons and pissed-off prepubescent daughters and visit the great libraries of the world?
Comrade Brain in the Jar.... brilliant! Brilliant! It took me a second to catch that about the great libraries of the world.
It never ceases to amaze me how stupid some of the Capitalist ad executives must be. They want me to take a cruise on their ship, so they show me a ship full of people I wouldn't cross the street to piss on if they were on fire and let me know that I'll be trapped at sea for the next seven days with these goobs. Or Hardees commercials (Out west they're called "Carl's Junior" or somesuch), which repeatedly inform the potential customer that people who eat at Hardees are stupid, stoned, or absolutely clueless. Their current radio spot playing here in the Southeast features a guy walking around the restaurant in a bathrobe with his crank hanging out. Gosh, that really makes me want to eat there....
I knew the Obama sign reminded me of something... The Harry Potter-inspired advertising campaign theme for Hewlett-Packard! Here's a screenshot.
The analogies are far-reaching - starting with Total Care and ending with Soft Thinks.
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The analogies are far-reaching - starting with Total Care and ending with Soft Thinks.
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Turns out, the O hand sign is nothing new.
Thomas Lifson in American Thinker writes:
The LCA Broadside blog found the following picture:
Turns out this picture comes from the German Propaganda Archive.Those hands belong to Der Führer, and are captioned by the Archive:"The hands of the Führer organize his speech. This picture captures Hitler's hands as he speaks of the unity of the National Socialist and socialist ideas."
Imagine if a conservative candidate were using a hand sign from the National Socialists!
Thomas Lifson in American Thinker writes:
Quote:
Nothing more than a creepy coincidence, of course, but the famous Obama hand salute does have an interesting precursor. The O-salute:The LCA Broadside blog found the following picture:
Turns out this picture comes from the German Propaganda Archive.Those hands belong to Der Führer, and are captioned by the Archive:"The hands of the Führer organize his speech. This picture captures Hitler's hands as he speaks of the unity of the National Socialist and socialist ideas."
Imagine if a conservative candidate were using a hand sign from the National Socialists!
Heil Schickobama!
Or is is Huey P. Obama?
It's so hard to keep up with the historical similarities anymore it's confusing.
Or is is Huey P. Obama?
It's so hard to keep up with the historical similarities anymore it's confusing.
Sorry Laika, even the Obama is a poor, poor imitation of the glorious reign of Huey P Long. Now he was the kind of socialist who made Compassionate Dictatorship cool long before Obama was but a dream in his father's collective sperm bank.
http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com/2009/01/16/hit-or-ms/ points out that Naomi Wolf appears to be having an Obamagasm on TV:
The PUMA people over at No Quarter point out that comrades who have difficulty achieving their obamagasms the old fahsioned way may employ the official party blue obamabrator:
Congratulations on implementing Comrade Chomsky's linguistic deconstruction of the patriarchal, racist, bourgeois English language and introducing the world to the progressive terminology of obamagasm . Soon we shall storm the citadel of reactionary repression of Webster's dictionary & replace all outdated terminology with progressive, forward thinking obamawords.
Need I say more?
No, please don't! LOL
Over and Over Marshal, Over and Over...
It appears that the Obama adminstration has outsourced the delivery of obamabations & obamagasms to their European comrades:
Cease & desist your Obamabating, comrades! To arms! Evil Rethuglikkkans have co-opted the glorious Obamagasm word for their evil DisHonor Award show:
Quote:
DisHonors Awards categories: "The Media's Messiah Award," "The Obamagasm Award" "Half-Baked Alaska Award for Pummeling Palin" and the "Dan Rather Memorial Award for the Stupidest Analysis."Oh, what bliss! To be that golden-haired cherub soaring behind him! What a lucky girl she is, with her hands up his gown, and a clear view of . . . what should we call it? . . . The One!
Yes, The One's One! No wonder he's smiling! No wonder there's white stuff shooting out from below!
And you know what they say about men with big ears.
Hmmmm, a most disturbing picture in it's own way Kommissarka.
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