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I Want A New Drudge

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I want a new Drudge
One that ain't losing clicks
One that wont make me gnash my teeth
Or cater to ... old peaceniks
I want a new Drudge
One that wont be misled
One that wont be all filled with lies
And make my eyes see red

One that'll be impervious
To Deep State point of view
One that makes me feel like
I'm dealing with real news
And I'm disowning you

I want a new Drudge
One that wont bail
One that wont .. push WaPo
Or the Daily Mail
I want a new Drudge
One that wont go astray
One that wont link to New York times
One that wont bash Trump all day

One that wont disservice
The right wing point of view
One that makes me feel
Like its not part of a coup

Cause I bemoan the coup
And you will own the coup, Matt babe

I want a new Drudge
One that wont veer left
One that wont make feel betrayed
One that wont make me feel bereft
I want a new Drudge
One that wont sell out
One that wont crawl for Google bucks
Or do Deep STATE fake out

One that wont desert us
Drown us in fake news
One that makes me feel like
It differs from Yahoo

I've out grown Yahoo
I've out grown you too, yeah

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Oh yes!! After all these years, calling you Lenniesky...you're just too LOUD!
Perfect aim with that Karaoke Hooliganism throwin' arm.

groovin' while beet tendin' forelock tug,
'pelipsky

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Comrades, there is even more NEWS posted at the New Drudge under the by-line: Comrade Lewis And The Gazyeta.




Some guys won't bend over and some just passed on by
Joe'll be griftin' here forever, at least until he dies
Damned if Joe does, damned if Joe won't
Not supposed to get this paid sweet, we know damn well he don't

Griftin' for a livin'
(Griftin')
Griftin' for a livin'
(Griftin')
Griftin' for a livin', Burisma 'n' griftin'
Joe's taking what they're giving 'cause Joe's griftin' for a livin'

Hey Joe's not complainin' 'cause Joe really needs this perk
Hittin' up gas buddy's got Joe swingin' like a jerk
Hundred dollar c notes, two hundred percent
Joe got a check last Friday, but Burisma is spent

Grifting for a livin'
(Griftin')
Griftin' for a livin'
(Griftin')
Griftin' for a livin', Burisma 'n' griftin''
Joe's takin' what they're givin' 'cause Joe's griftin'' for a livin'

Whoa whoa, griftin'' for a livin'
Whoa whoa, takin' what they're givin'
Whoa whoa, griftin' for a livin'
Whoa whoa whoa

Bus tour, bar Hunter, ladies of the night
Greased flunkey, still-junky, winner of Joe's fight
Walkin' on the streets it's really all a shame
Sold his soul, rock 'n' roll, a new Mother's Day

Griftin' for a livin'
(Griftin')
Griftin' for a livin'
(Griftin')
Griftin' for a livin', Burisma n' griftin'

Joe's takin' what they're givin' 'cause Joe's griftin' for a livin'
Griftin' for a livin', Burisma n' griftin'
Joe's takin' what they're givin' 'cause Joe's griftin' for a livin'
Griftin' for a livin', Burisma 'n' griftin'

Fidel, Yuri and Iosuf!!

Your reaction almost bursts the surly bonds of equality, my energizer jackalope! And I must add that your own hooliganistic take on Comrade Biden's spawn shows an equality that is rarely equaled

Allow me two days. Another parody is stirring in the People's Muse. It just may vault this Huey Lewis and the Pravda thread into the People's Hall of Equality



West Wing, West Wing is everything they say
And no place he'd rather be
Where else can you find a bunch of little girls
All at a quarter to three
When they take the picture, ooh that White House picture
It really gets Joe riled
But it's still those same old female pheromes
That really drives him wild

They say the heart of Uncle Joe is still needing
And from what we see we believe it
Now the young girls may be barely teethin'
But the heart of Uncle Joe, heart of Uncle Joe is still needin'

Ukraine, Hunter would, and Burisma Gas
Is something everyone should see
Director job for a cokey, cokehead son
Paying off so handsomely
When they probe corruption, that hard core corruption
He had to squelch it fast
But it's still that same ol lack of oral filter
That really bites Joe in the …...

They say the heart of Uncle Joe is still thievin'
And from what I see, it's Burisma
Now the old boy may may just dare deceivin'
But the heart of Uncle Joe, heart of Uncle Joe is still thievin'

BILLY!* …..

TV, Roosevelt, in the Depression time
Corn pop was a gansta dude
Hindus, donut shops, sucking on her fingers
Somalis driving taxis too
Everywhere there's gaffe-ing, real wild gaffe-ing
Stands with a silly smile
But it's still the same ol' Joey Biden blither
That really, really drives us wild

The say the mouth of uncle Joe is still bleatin'
And from what I see, he's paste eatin'
Now the old boy may be still mouth breathing,
But the mouth of Uncle joe, mouth of Uncle Joe is still bleatin'



Burisma …. Devoid!!
Heart of Uncle Joe

*(PROGG OFF: Tribute to all time great saxophone master "Slick Willie" Clinton, who managed to parlay one five-minute sax riff into two terms as President of the United States)

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Now, you've gone 'n dunnit...Karaoke Hooliganism is going main stream Red Squared Cubed.

'pelipsky believes you really did sell your soul to Atbashian...for EQUALITY.

forelock tug,
JackalopelipskyRose
#BR 549 over and out

Holy Gromyko! Imagine the absolute equality of my feelings to wake up and find that I've been moved to the "bolshoi mal'chik" table. As the great Comrade Eucker was wont to say, I must be in the front ROW

And no Comradienne 'pelipsky there was no … (shudder!!!) .. quid pro quo here. Lenin forbid! No, the Comrade of All Comrades and I have always been like .. THIS

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TPC Constitutional Scholar thread is MIA? Wo ist das?

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Most extraordinary equal effort
Ukraine, Hunter would, and Burisma Gas
Is something everyone should see
Director job for a cokey, cokehead son
Paying off so handsomely
When they probe corruption, that hard core corruption
He had to squelch it fast
But it's still that same ol lack of oral filter
That really bites Joe in the …...

They say the heart of Uncle Joe is still thievin'
And from what I see, it's Burisma
Now the old boy may may just dare deceivin'
But the heart of Uncle Joe, heart of Uncle Joe is still thievin'

Still you me a bowl of beet soup

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jackalopelipsky wrote:... Gazyeta ...
khi-khi-khi-khi-khi... .(giggles the staff of Правда)

YA veezho shto viy tut delal, Tovarish*

And what Comrade Genosse Dummkopf has so hilariously "done there" is to illustrate the yawning gap between how most comrades pronounce the "KH" consonant and its TRUE pronunciation.

The truth is that, far from being the unvoiced, quasi-glottal velar stop that you believe it to be, it is in TRUTH an unvoiced pharyngeal fricative ... and a velar fricative at that. Now that you have been made aware of the correct pronunciation you will, of course, render Comrade Khrushchev's name properly .. will you not?

*(For those comrades who have not been attending to their lessons in the mother tongue -- and we know who you are ….)

"I see what you did there, Comrade"

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The power of Trump is a curious thing
Makes liberals weep, make conservatives sing
Change those hawks to little white doves
More than a feeling that's the power of Trump

Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream
Stronger and harder than Adam Schiff's dreams
Make a bad one good make what's wrong turn right
Power of Trump that keeps you safe at night

He don't take money, ain't for fame
Don't need no credit card to ride his train
It's strong and it's sudden and it'll be on time
But it might just save your life
That's the power of Trump
That's the power of Trump

First time you feel it, might think it's a fad
Next time you feel it, it might make you glad
But you'll be glad baby when you've found
Trump's the power makes the world go'round

He don't take money, ain't for fame
Don't need no credit card to ride his train
It's strong and it's sudden and it'll be on time
But it might just save your life

They say that Donald Trump is fair
Yeah, but you don't care
But you'll know what to do
When he gets hold of you
And with a little help from above
You feel the power of Trump
You feel the power of Trump
Can you feel it?
Hmmm

He don't take money, ain't for fame
Don't need no credit card to ride his train
Tougher than diamonds and stronger than steel
You won't know nothin' till you feel
You feel the power, just feel the power of Trump
That's the power, that's the power of Trump
You feel the power of Trump
You feel the power of Trump
Feel the power of Trump

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Well, the hooligans of Karaoke have sourced out the news...and we're sticking with that narrative.

'nough said,
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

BREAKING HUEY LEWIS NEWS!!!

HOOLIGANISTIC EQUALITY ERUPTS ON KARAOKE THREAD!!

FIRST COMRADE FEARS OUTBREAK NOT FULLY CONTAINED

UNANTICIPATED GROUCHO MARXIST FACTOR, AS YET, NOT FULLY UNDERSTOOD

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Have you ever had beet soup come out your nose?

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Comrade Groucho, I've been told they put sour cream atop the borscht in fancy restaurants. I suppose we'll never really know.

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Clearly, containment of Karaoke Hooliganism in the news has broken out of confinement. No, is not Comrade Huey, but rather Social/Culture Section of The New Drudge. Where confinement is anathema, but certain fixed realities remain, like elephants whom no one realizes are there until they have left their foot prints in the jello.

But, it seemed so korrekt to post here, in Hooligan of Karaoke Unity for greater blast capacity.
JackalopelipskyRose spills ALL the gossip you need for discussion and agitation during social/culture season opportunities in one place.Mass Hooligan of Karaoke, Groucho Marxist? Comrade Calling You Lenniesky? Are you with the 'pelipsky of the energized state of Texazistan? Or did 'pelipsky need to fill out permission for a stamped permission first before bustin' out of containment.

Let's just see if this hits any walls.




Uh huh huh
Oh yeah
Biden works it

Joe Biden told son
"Boy, everything you want is everything I see"
You guessed he must have loved you
Because Joe said you were the perfect son to me
Hunter
And now you're six months older
And everything you want and everything you see
Is out of reach, not hid good enough
You don't know what the hell they want from you oh

Uh huh huh
Oh, oh
Uh huh huh
Doo doo doo
La la la la
Uh huh huh
Oh, oh
Uh huh huh
Doo doo doo
La la la la

Joe Biden told him
Don't you tell them
How Hunter worked so hard for you
Burisma money
All for Burisma money

Some pole girls work for a living
So Hunter poked for fun
Girls, now just play with you
Joe told son marriage was a give and take
Well, girls showed they can take you've got some giving to do
And now they tell you that they're having your babies
Now tell ‘em that you're happy like you're supposed to
One step further and this Hack will break
If hot cash isn't hid enough
Then how can it be hid enough for two?

Uh huh huh
Oh, oh
Uh huh huh
(Doo doo doo) This can't end any harder than it do
La la la la
Uh huh huh
Oh, oh
Uh huh huh
Doo doo doo
La la la la

Somebody tell me
Won't you tell me
Why this jerk's so good for me?
Burisma money
All Burisma money
Oh

Oh

Why did you do the things you did?
Should tell us what you know
My God we don't even think we want to know you
Won't you tell me
Burisma money
All Burisma money, oh

La la la la
Uh huh huh
Oh, oh
Uh huh huh
Doo doo doo
La la la la

Why should Rudy settle with a boy like you
When all you might see is the end of the week
All the things you signed
And the things you bought
Ain't gonna keep THIS together
It's just a matter of crime


This situation, ever changing
Walking in, and out of board doors
They're no strangers, for your wages
We'll take it all, we say we want more

And all you might see is the end of the week
All the things you signed
And the things you bought
Ain't gonna keep THIS together
Laws!, it's just a matter of crime

Just a matter of...

Oh
Somebody tell me
Won't you tell me
How this jerk works so hard for me?
Burisma money
All Burisma money, oh

Somebody tell me
Won't you tell me
How this jerk works so hard for me?

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:... Gazyeta ...
khi-khi-khi-khi-khi... .(giggles the staff of Правда)
Callmelennie [color=#999999]([url=https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/i-want-a-new-drudge-t21072.html#229010][color=#999999]here[/color][/url])[/color] wrote:... illustrate the yawning gap between how most comrades pronounce the "KH" consonant and its TRUE pronunciation ...
... those guys of Правда, zyey didn't "giggle", of course - zyey khikhotali, nu, prosto хихотали.



(that pharyngeo-guttural & alveolo-palatally-epiglottal & etc. universe, always mesmerizing stuff - for an uninitiated kolkhoznik)

(and all the Karaoke Hooliganisms here are equilibristically impressive - says a pop-culturally not-fully-immersed transatlantic muzhik)


 
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