Hope, Dope, Grope, and Other Obamunist Posters




UPDATE:
Many of the inspirations of The Party™ in this thread are now available as posters, t-shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and more. Please visit our Obama Hope Poster Store to get your state required ration today. The Party demands it!
Also available as a deck of playing cards for the masses...



(Via American Digest)
Also:
Animal New York is selling a new Pope's poster styled after Obama's HOPE poster (ushanka tip to Van der Leun). I put them next to each other for comparison.

I don't know if it's good or bad. The Pope poster cost $99.00(editions of 666 are signed and numbered). The Obama poster is free everywhere for all to see on the bus stops.

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more parodies:

The creatures that made the Pope poster turn out to be rather progressive animals. They style themselves as creative punk-rock intellectuals and consider McCain much scarier than Obama or Hillary.There's a name for them in the Party lexicon: "useful geniuses."




Where are the "Keep Tibet Progressive!" posters? Some capitalist oppression units are burning a hole in my pocket like the Olympic torch!
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Something like this perhaps?
-- Red Square

TonysGirl



No hope for you!

Obama is to hope is what this nazi is to soup.



OLD
or I prefer
Senile

How about a picture of Bill Clinton with the caption
"GROPE"














Scraping the bottom of the barrel.








Commissar Maksim
U.S. Exports Dope To The Middle Easthmmm I'd like to see some 'dope on a rope" about now...
















Love the TOPE.


Quote:
CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.MORE



Power to the troddendown and Industries and Companies that ration rice and other foods. (COSTCO)



I added RightWingNews.com to the stamp because part of the image was taken from a picture made by John Hawkins. (Ushanka tip to Kalashnikov)






Apophis FTW!!!
W007!!1!!1!


Commissar Maksim
Quote:
CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.MORE

Da! Is very good Komrades! Capitalist oppressor of People is cought!







Completed the Central Planning Committee's quota ahead of schedule!
Thanks Maksim for the idea!










ALLAHPUNDIT proposed this slogan for McCain's campaign on HotAir.com the other day.

And this was inspired by the video of Hillary-supporting Reverend Manning.

Kommisar Exploitina
Progress
more better progress



(superlative) progress





I’ve decided to wear the shirt to our family Mothers Day event on Sunday. With half my relatives being Dems and an Obama kool-aid drinking older brother, I’m sure it will be entertaining.


Speaking of wars....






Yes we shall!
(Haven't been to the site in a while. I'm behind.)


Surprisingly though, what most people think as disadvantages for Obama, turn out to be advantages with his supporters. They think Ayers and Wright are actually a plus! These people will gladly vote for an Arab just to spite Bush and the Neocons, whatever that means...
Arab is the new Black.


And don't forget your milkshake.


[scurries off with milkshake]


Commissar Maksim
Notable journalist Kenneth Lamb has uncovered some surprising facts.
Its Cobra Commander without hs helmet........ Where is Duke Nukem when you need him


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Ivan Betinov
I'd get rid of the "Vote For" and simply put "Obama '08" above the logo. Voting will soon be a thing of the past except as a formality anyway.You're right, of course, but my thinking is that since the rethuglicans are trying to create the illusion that their candidate isn't a leftist, I thought we might do the same ourselves.
Here is another example of my forthcoming writing with your suggestion implemented:

Uncle Joe
Party! Party! Party! Ballerinas! Beluga! Beer!


Should I make a T-Shirt with this for the elite Party members to wear around their dachas and make their wives and pool boys laugh??

Somehow they remind me of these guys we did last year:












Uncle Joe
Commissar Maksim
I like this, Groucho should be Laika’s stand-in mascot. Or maybe he should write his own Communist Manifesto a funny version of Marx and Engels work. Theirs is painful boring.
Da -I am tinking about old comrades Fidel an Che -an how they inspired comrades Cheech ant Chong! Man -Party Congresses vuz real parties then! Good jokes in speeches -we rolled em in aisles of Gulag. Da! First guy to stop laughing got rolled into Gulag! HA! HA! HA!
Gotta luv latino communist revolutionary firing squad humour! Hey meester! You wanna exploit my seester-land? HaHaHa! Bang-bang-bang! Vhoopz! Vee miss kinda -Bang-bang-bang! HaHaHa! -Iz OK now
Hokay -vatch out my next 5 year planifikatzia! I going to introduce special action squad Ukranian diet. Da! If you are fat boy now you aint gonna be that vay soon! Never mind you hungry -big bad boychiks in leather coats take your food. Good for you! You can't get fat that way!
New slogan -Hungry -shmungry -heroically starve to build glorious future!
Comradely yours,
Uncle Joe
PS -How you like heroic picture o'mia?


Uncle Joe
Man -Party Congresses vuz real parties then! Good jokes in speeches -we rolled em in aisles of Gulag. Da! First guy to stop laughing got rolled into Gulag! HA! HA! HA!Tell me about it! The good old days. Just like in this picture (author liquidated).

Uncle Joe
Red Square
Uncle Joe
Man -Party Congresses vuz real parties then! Good jokes in speeches -we rolled em in aisles of Gulag. Da! First guy to stop laughing got rolled into Gulag! HA! HA! HA!Tell me about it! The good old days. Just like in this picture (author liquidated).
Nyet! Nyet! You make all politically incorrect! Have you reversed negative? Sabotage! I vuz on LEFT appearing to heroic masses! Vich means I am on RIGHT from my point view. Go directly without left or right deviation to Lubiyanka -do not pass Kremlin -do not collect 200 Certificate Roubles for spend in Party Kommisary!



And this one is sort of predictable.



Buddy_Lenin
Here is a preview of a campaign idea I'll be writing about shortly:[center]

Comrade Buddy, this is right on the money and will surely win you the approval of People's Leader, Hillary.
A tee shirt/button I have considered is along these lines as well:
I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE VOTING FOR OBAMA, I STILL THINK YOU ARE A RACIST.

This shirt is loverly. Which grey-suited bureaucrat do we have to bribe to get this on the P-Cube T-Shirt Generator page?
Power To The Pimples!
Comrat Binkster
"First Against The Wall When The Next Purge Comes"
[HR]
Red Square
The ultimate Obamunist poster:


Parasite
[left]A tee shirt/button I have considered is along these lines as well:[/left]Thank you for the compliment.
I even have a car-top sign like the pizza deliverymen use.








binkster
This shirt is loverly. Which grey-suited bureaucrat do we have to bribe to get this on the P-Cube T-Shirt Generator page?It is our duty to satisfy demands of the People(TM). The shirt is already on sale at the People's Dry Goods Store and Haberdashery - CLICK HERE!.

Unkle Joe

Nyet! Nyet! Iz all politically incorrekt! Iz duty of peoples to satify demands, production quotas, whims, crazy fantacies of Party elite! Arrest, try -then shoot all such wreckerz!
By decree of Party Chairman
Signed, " Uncle Joe "
The best friend of seamstresses.
PS -Where iz spezial web -based Pary Kommisary for spend Certificate Roubles?


binks
Thanks for putting the 'Marxism' shirt on.. [gush] this really IS A Worker's Paradise! The people will liberate one from your warehouse right soon.
Comrut Binkster



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This was posted, of course, three weeks before Tim Russert's death. We are sorry he passed away at a relatively young age, but "the show must go on" and he of all people understood that.
- Red Square




"Hopey"
in his 'Dopey' hat and actual ears?




Terry_Jim
How about a portrait of the Eighth Dwarf - "Hopey" in his 'Dopey' hat and actual ears?





Red Square
More cowbell, please!Not only can Obama be trained to read a tele-prompter, he can even play the cowbell? My goodness, this man is eminently qualified to fill the shoes of Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln.


Have a safe trip to the D isney Kulak, comerades !