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Hillary to leave Earth to be president on another planet

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Bitter Hillary fantasizes about leaving Earth to be president on another planet

Should Hillary choose a planet in our own solar system?

The failed glorious Democratic candidate recently talked with Now This, a liberal non-biased online news outlet, where she pined for a presidency.

Maybe she should choose a satellite of a planet?

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While discussing a variety of topics, Clinton envisioned leaving Earth and venturing Earth 2, where that planet faces the same issues as the actual Earth.

How about a Trans-Neptunian object?

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Most Equal Komrade Salazarinski,

I think we all know which planet is best suited to our MTE.

I will save everyone time and denounce myself.

Red Salmon

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Red Salmon - if the word is "Uranus" you are correct, and for the reasons that are far from sophomoric. Many people assume the Uranium One scandal is about selling out America's national interests in a corrupt deal involving some yellow metallic ore. That's what they want you to believe. But in fact, this is a codename for "Uranus One" project to create a utopian colony far from planet Earth and make Hillary its Supreme Benevolent Many-Titted God-Empress for all eternity.

This project has been in the works for a while, with some leaks in the media, which until now had been completely misinterpreted. Remember this 2014 NYT Magazine cover?

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The negotiations started under the Obama presidency under the codename "Iranian Deal" while, in fact, it still was the same "Uranus Deal."

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Obama was uniquely positioned for this job, being only half-human. Remember the Kenya/Hawaii birthplace debacle? It was only to disguise his real Beta Centauri origins.

Obama's Birth Certificate Proves He's Not From Earth


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And don't forget that everything they know came from the book by this ancient Ferengi philosopher.

The Rules of Socialist Acquisition

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Uranus is, of course, to be renamed into Planet Hillary. Once the new colony grows and expands its power and influence to other worlds, it will only be a matter of time before the Earth is taken over through the process of fair general election, in which various alien species, including the thinking feeling bacteria, leeches, and fungi, will outnumber humans by astronomical figures.

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I fear that if our beloved MTE went interplanetary, the culture in Uranus would be wiped out.

Is there an awareness ribbon that we should be wearing?

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The way things are looking she's going to have to settle for the Democratic party version of Saint Helena.

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I'd like to repost the The Rules of Socialist Acquisition here again, especially that now they need to be updated. Mostly by replacing the word "Bush" with "Trump."

(a representative sample)

  1. To each according to his ability to work the system.
  2. Compassion without coercion is useless.
  3. Never ask when you can use the government to take.
  4. The vast majority of the rich in this galaxy are undertaxed.
  5. All we want is what's yours.
  6. Monopoly is evil unless the government runs it.
  7. Class envy makes a good running mate.
  8. If a government program fails, repeat.
  9. Every rake deserves to be stepped on twice.
  10. It is critical that the expected "returns" on any "investment" are never defined.
  11. Never feed the hungry on an empty stomach.
  12. Always know who you're buying.
  13. Exclusive knowledge is power.
  14. Never be afraid to mislabel an opponent.
  15. Be clean, articulate, and non-threatening.
  16. When in doubt, throw a friend under the bus.
  17. Never allow others' self-interest to stand in the way of your common good.
  18. A liberal without guilt is no liberal at all.
  19. When someone says, "I'm not a racist," he's lying.
  20. A dead vote is just as good as a live one.
  21. A good vote is worth casting twice.
  22. Actual progress is not guaranteed.
  23. Small print is the best invention since snake oil.
  24. Entitlements and handouts will always overcome freedom and opportunity.
  25. Integrity is no substitute for campaign cash.
  26. A friend in need is a potential donor and land deal partner.
  27. Never confuse powerful financial backers with luck.
  28. Make sure your campaign cash doesn't cost you more than it is really worth.
  29. Beware of relatives giving speeches.
  30. There's nothing more dangerous than an honest consultant.
  31. The most beautiful thing about the environment is that you can turn it into an election issue.
  32. Citing Global Warming yields more cash than pointing a gun.
  33. Always trust a person wearing a suit better than your own.
  34. Moral choice is a complex personal issue that is better defined by focus groups.
  35. Morality has limits. Moral relativism has none.
  36. Never make fun of a Democrat candidate's family. Insult something he cares about instead.
  37. Be careful what you legislate. It may do exactly what Rush Limbaugh says it would.
  38. Compromise means the absence of opposition to Democrats.
  39. War is good for political activism.
  40. People could afford housing and healthcare without the government - if it weren't for the government.
  41. Talk is cheap. Heap it generously on the public.
  42. There isn't a gaffe by a Democrat politician that the media won't overlook.
  43. Never argue with a loaded Kennedy.
  44. Labor camps are full of people who opposed someone's beautiful dream.
  45. Entitlement is the easiest way to enslave a population.
  46. Democracy has limits. Dictatorship has none.
  47. Saying stupid things is often smart.
  48. Never cross Michelle Obama.
  49. Never let the electorate know what you're thinking.
  50. Never admit anything that can't be later blamed on Republicans.
  51. Only the Democrats could screw up New Orleans so badly and keep getting elected.
  52. Knowledge is bliss, ignorance is power.
  53. Give someone a fish, you feed him for one day. Teach him how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter.
  54. Pursue social justice; money and power will come later.
  55. All voters are suckers.
  56. Every once in a while offer a compromise; it confuses the hell out of Republicans.
  57. There is no substitute for an unnecessary government program.
  58. Never do something that the government can do for you.
  59. Never spend your own money when you can spend the government's.
  60. Money taken as profit is immoral; money taken by government is the highest form of Lightworking.
  61. If it can get you elected, say it!
  62. Only fools say what they believe.
  63. Faith moves mountains of "Obama" memorabilia.
  64. Poverty is no crime. Better yet, it's an excellent source of votes for the Democrat party.
  65. Even in the worst of times, someone always gets elected.
  66. Never snort cocaine and have sex in a limo with a homosexual drug user named Larry Sinclair.
  67. Oil is a stolen product.
  68. Practice saying it in front of the mirror: "This isn't the Almighty God that I know."
  69. Law makes everyone equal, but presidential pardons go to the highest bidder.
  70. There's nothing wrong with big business as long as they donate to anti-business causes.
  71. Never buy votes if ACORN can fix it for nothing.
  72. Friends and family are the rungs on the ladder of success - don't hesitate to step on them.
  73. Blood is thicker than Kool-Aid.
  74. Blame Bush first; ask questions later.


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I fully support this idea. I will pay for all of the gunpowder.


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Evil Smiley wrote:... gunpowder.
eck! that's so.. gorilla. so.. yesterday.

Use progressively sustainable non-fossil Hopium/Changium instead!

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Somewhere in all of this, there's a Global Warming joke just waiting to be told!


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Here's her "planet" (actually, an asteroid) right here:

The interstellar asteroid ‘Oumuamua has strange characteristics

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My Hawai'ian is a bit rusty, but I think that's pronounced "Obama's Mama."

Note, if you will, that it's in the shape of... a cigar...

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Uh, we have here - Yurop - some technology, possibly helpful in dispatching MTE to Earth 2 :

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Vantage: Not only environmentally korrekt (choo-choo instead of ka-booomm!), it's also suited to transport the whole Clinton Foundation, including entourage.


And another ka-booomm! substitute - it's from Yurop, thusly green and sustainably defossilized :

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The context of the above was already debated in our glorious People's Organ, with a great care for even the micro-layers of Current Truth™ embedded there ‒ down to hairy details of F-gendered armpit endowments.


 
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