Whewww! A happy ending. I was getting worried for a minute.

jbear wrote:Whewww! A happy ending. I was getting worried for a minute.

Those pesky diaries keep returning to haunt the author. Like what a nightmare!

Like...Al al-Blogunov...remember recent history nightly news/water cooler DRAMa of "The Packwood Diaries". Oh, young comrades...THE heady days of Clinton good times was DEEPLY concerned with THE PACKWOOD CASE; Excerpts From Senator Packwood's Diaries and Depositions by Accusers.

And here's Comey's Diaries causing the author some deprived sleep.

Just so relieved that diary entry was just about a prophetic dream.

jackalopelipsky,
#BR 549

The problem with socialism is that fists have dreams, too.

[img]/images/Fist_Dreams_of_Money.jpg[/img]

Don't believe the lies, just write-in Hillary! for president!!!

I'd ask Tiffany if she's been watching Fox News or listening to Rush Limbaugh. Maybe she got drunk the night before in a bar that was playing Fox News on one of its many TV's. And maybe she picked up some guy there, maybe a guy in a red MAGA cap that in her advanced state of intoxication she mistook for a Che beret, and he drove her to the Shady Nook Motel for some shady nooky, and he had Rush Limbaugh playing on his radio.

I don't know how else to explain why she'd have a nightmare like this, because that's the sort of stuff they push on their programs, and they brainwash people with it.

Just never you mind how I deduced this.

jackalopelipsky wrote:Just so relieved that diary entry was just about a prophetic dream.

jackalopelipsky,
#BR 549

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:And maybe she picked up some guy there, maybe a guy in a red MAGA cap that in her advanced state of intoxication she mistook for a Che beret...

That's it! Che visited the Soviet Union so Tiffany's nightmare is Trump's fault.

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:

jackalopelipsky wrote:Just so relieved that diary entry was just about a prophetic dream.

jackalopelipsky,
#BR 549

Yes, it could have been much worse. In this case we have a new socialist who's just too young to appreciate the benefits of socialism for the Greater Good™.

Maybe with some remedial classes Tiffany can learn to interpret her prophetic dream to better understand the benefits of socialism for the Greater Good™. You know...like that Joseph guy waaay back in the glory days of Egypt. Tiffany's dream diary could provide a whole student driven self-study curriculum. Which is something all Made Progs have been requesting as basis for standards of education: Student led education.

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

Kommissar Uberdave wrote:

Kommissar Uberdave - please upload the images to the Cube instead of hot-linking them from other sites, because sooner or later hot-linked images tend to disappear. In this case, it was even sooner than anyone could see it.

jackalopelipsky wrote:Which is something all Made Progs have been requesting as basis for standards of education: Student led education.

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

I'm with Greta!

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:

jackalopelipsky wrote:Which is something all Made Progs have been requesting as basis for standards of education: Student led education.

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

I'm with Greta!

Yes! Comrade of education. Sweden's Made Prog and in study to be declared as living saint in the StateChurch of the Sacred Heart of No Redeemer, is on her way to U.N. Made Progs are phony progs never down in the struggle hood cred...just silver platter spooned by adults posing as parents posing as sentient beings with a political agenda.

Get ready...she be comin' like on the wind....




...meanwhile back in Swedish/American policy relations - Kamala the Komodo sez she wouldn't do a thing for A$AP coz she ain't run him through his paces and don' kno' tha man...he is of no use to her. He can say self-defense from a rat predator roaming the streets of Sweden and Sweden can have him for all Komodo Kamala sez..rat praise on parade.

Sweden's blowing wind with Greta while whistlin' in a dark rat infested alley ... supported by Komodo Kamala. just yowwwzer!

I think the correct nomenclature is Sen. Komodo Harris (D-CA)

Komodo dragon
Reptile

Mass: Male: 170 – 200 lbs (Adult), Female: 150 – 160 lbs (Adult)
Length: Male: 8.5 ft. (Adult), Female: 7.5 ft. (Adult)

It seems that gender disparity among male and female Komodo dragons is still alive and well, and much progress is still to be made to fix it. I propose to send a contingent of gender and feminist studies PhDs from top U.S. universities to Indonesia, to condition these venomous reptiles into non-binary gender equality.

In fact, how did the scientists determine which ones are male/female if the dragons don't have a speech apparatus to communicate their gender preferences and their preferred pronouns? Did they simply assume their gender? Or did they actually examine their primary sexual characteristics? But modern science teaches us that the presence of a penis or lack thereof means nothing because gender is the product of social conditioning. So how can we even talk about the mass, lengths, and other gender differences among Komodo dragons if we don't know what gender any given dragon identifies with?

Down with sexism and genderism in Biology!

Up with equality of all animals!

Red Square wrote:I think the correct nomenclature is Sen. Komodo Harris (D-CA)

Agreed...and it has a nice ring to it. Practice saying it aloud, Comrades: Ko-mo-do Harris (Democrat- CA).

Sort of rolls off the tongue doesn't it. When it comes to Komodo Harris ---the experts on animal behavior warn, never punch above your weight because little Komodo are the greatest food source.

From the video: about 10% of Komodo diet are smaller Komodos.

From Wikipedia: Conservation status: Vulnerable

Therefore, in order to protect Komodos we need to kill some Komodos. That way we can protect them from themselves.

This is also the philosophy the Left. There's definitely a link there.

jackalopelipsky wrote:

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:

jackalopelipsky wrote:Which is something all Made Progs have been requesting as basis for standards of education: Student led education.

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

I'm with Greta!

Yes! Comrade of education. Sweden's Made Prog and in study to be declared as living saint in the StateChurch of the Sacred Heart of No Redeemer, is on her way to U.N. Made Progs are phony progs never down in the struggle hood cred...just silver platter spooned by adults posing as parents posing as sentient beings with a political agenda.

Get ready...she be comin' like on the wind....




...meanwhile back in Swedish/American policy relations - Kamala the Komodo sez she wouldn't do a thing for A$AP coz she ain't run him through his paces and don' kno' tha man...he is of no use to her. He can say self-defense from a rat predator roaming the streets of Sweden and Sweden can have him for all Komodo Kamala sez..rat praise on parade.

Sweden's blowing wind with Greta while whistlin' in a dark rat infested alley ... supported by Komodo Kamala. just yowwwzer!

Red Square wrote:From the video: about 10% of Komodo diet are smaller Komodos.

From Wikipedia: Conservation status: Vulnerable

Therefore, in order to protect Komodos we need to kill some Komodos. That way we can protect them from themselves.

This is also the philosophy the Left. There's definitely a link there.

'pelipsky thinks..and this is a mythical hare brained horned rodent doing the thinking here...but isn't this natural Komodo behavior what we have witnessed in the Democrat Presidential Debates?

Debate #1 - Komodo Harris attacked Sleepy Joe Biden and Crazy Bernie with prepared line about shlelpin' food on the table for comrades.

Debate #2 - Komodo Harris and Komodo Tulsi engaged in Komodo combat fashion drawing blood but ending in a draw that will be settled in future soundbites in MSM interviews. Komodo Harris bit the neck of Komodo Tulsi with Russian Agent nomenclature, while Komodo Tulsi tail whacked Komodo Harris with prosecuting people for weed and good prosecutor stats...while smokin' the reefer madness herself.

Then at NAACP - Komodo Harris killed and ate rapper A$AP Rocky on live television just as he was being released from Swedish jail.



It's like watching a rerun of Wild Kingdom with Marlon Perkins. Election of a real live Komodo will be an interspecies victory. A giant leap floorward.

SJW Dream Diarist Tiffany is having another prophetic nightmare. Can she interpret the message before being eaten?

'pelipsky over and out

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:

That boat is powered by gullibility emissions which are known to the state of California to adversely impact brain development.

Greta's Komodo parents are willing to eat their own progeny on this two week wind driven trip from Sweden to the U.N. Will Tiffany's dream diary accurately note these prophetic dreams and adjust her gullibility emissions in time? Tick Tock

'pelipsky

jackalopelipsky wrote: Yes! Comrade of education. Sweden's Made Prog and in study to be declared as living saint in the StateChurch of the Sacred Heart of No Redeemer, is on her way to U.N. Made Progs are phony progs never down in the struggle hood cred...just silver platter spooned by adults posing as parents posing as sentient beings with a political agenda.

Get ready...she be comin' like on the wind....




...meanwhile back in Swedish/American policy relations - Kamala the Komodo sez she wouldn't do a thing for A$AP coz she ain't run him through his paces and don' kno' tha man...he is of no use to her. He can say self-defense from a rat predator roaming the streets of Sweden and Sweden can have him for all Komodo Kamala sez..rat praise on parade.

Sweden's blowing wind with Greta while whistlin' in a dark rat infested alley ... supported by Komodo Kamala. just yowwwzer!

"Zero-emissions boat"

200 years ago, every boat was zero-emissions! I am reminded of King Solomon when he said that "nothing is new under the sun".

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:"Zero-emissions boat"

200 years ago, every boat was zero-emissions! I am reminded of King Solomon when he said that "nothing is new under the sun".

Q: What did socialists use before candles?
A: Electricity.

Red Square wrote: Q: What did socialists use before candles?
A: Electricity.

Q: What did capitalists use before electricity?
A: Labor.

The problem with electricity is it works to subjugate the working classes by destroying the worth of labor value. Without the exploitation of labor there is no revolutionary conscious. The capitalists buy time before the inevitable. Electricity is nothing but cynical class war. As long as there is electricity the working classes will be slaves of capital living lives of despair in wretched places like Baltimore.

Turn off the juice. Light the candles of socialism!

Comrade Otis wrote:

Red Square wrote: Q: What did socialists use before candles?
A: Electricity.

Q: What did capitalists use before electricity?
A: Labor.

The problem with electricity is it works to subjugate the working classes by destroying the worth of labor value. Without the exploitation of labor there is no revolutionary conscious. The capitalists buy time before the inevitable. Electricity is nothing but cynical class war. As long as there is electricity the working classes will be slaves of capital living lives of despair in wretched places like Baltimore.

Turn off the juice. Light the candles of socialism!

Down here in Texazistan in August, we say, "We'll be subjugated by HVAC anytime!" Which is why Jackalopelipsky encourages all comrades to accept the Iron Will of Trump's subjugation...or whine like NYC in the dark.

Everyone has a constitutional right to HVAC just like the Wayfair:Boston GWONT Employees said..."Everyone deserves a home that they love."

How can you LOVE a constitutionally protected home without Lights and HVAC?? It's like it's some kind of common sense self-evident truth...or somp'um. Get subjugated by the Big Grid of Trump Power... or get all hot and sweaty - or turn into a frozen cadaver - which are both dang uncomfortable..and contribute to much unhappiness, Comrades.

jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

You are not happy as frozen cadaver, Comrade? If you worked harder, you might be warm. Such is life in our little gulag. There is now a note in your file, back to tending beets, quotas just went up for the rest of us you...

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:You are not happy as frozen cadaver, Comrade? If you worked harder, you might be warm. Such is life in our little gulag. There is now a note in your file, back to tending beets, quotas just went up for the rest of us you...

Yeah, go ahead put another note in 'pelipsky's gargantuan file...'pelipsky will work all day in beet field, but in evening it's hot and cold running water and HVAC or Mr. Jackalopelipsky is going to hear about it. That's the deal 'pelipsky signed up for with preUnion negotiation. Ambassador to the sweatbox that is the Great Nation of Texazistan you do not want to add contending with Union Representative to the already multitudinous list of contentions you have to contend with.

Just back away from a hot sweaty beet tending jackalope holding a shovel. Especially a very sick jackalope taking meds with side effect of HOT FLASHES....AGAIN!!! Once was not enough for the torturous life of 'pelipsky. Which btw - if those wizards of smarts over at Mikhail Lysenkomann's Junk Science Institute could harness the nuk-u-lar energy of a Hot Flash...the Great Power Grid would be capable of Air Conditioning the Sahara Desert for FREE!

So write up whatever you gotta do, Ivan...and then just back away from the hot and sweaty beet tending 'pelipsky with the shovel. This is not the contention you are looking for....Quota??? You'll get your quota. 'pelispsky is a professional gulag prisoner. You'll get your quota.



'pelipsky

I wouldn't dare even consider triggering any of you crazy commies with clapping out loud so I'll just do the jazz hands:

$.$. Halliburton wrote:I wouldn't dare even consider triggering any of you crazy commies with clapping out loud so I'll just do the jazz hands:

al jazz hands.jpg

FUCK OFF FASCIST!!! This image is ableist and offends trans-abled individuals!

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

$.$. Halliburton wrote:I wouldn't dare even consider triggering any of you crazy commies with clapping out loud so I'll just do the jazz hands:

al jazz hands.jpg

FUCK OFF FASCIST!!! This image is ableist and offends trans-abled individuals!

Gosh, and gee-whillikers comrades...but Tiffany's SJW Dream Diary has comrades all in a bowl of steaming triggered chili full of ingredients some comrades just might not want to see listed...while some comrades see that ingredient list and feel the Bern of a challenge of manspreadin' bucket listing.

Use wind power to cool each heapin' spoonful of triggered chili like made-prog Greta Carbo traveling to U.N. on wind powered race yacht - "The Santa Greta". 'pelipsky doesn't know if The "Nina" and "Pinta" will accompany the historic crossing of The Atlantic Ocean of the "Santa Greta", but history keeps repeating and repeating and repeating...droning on like Coach's World History Class.

Just exhale some smooth wind power and relax, comrades...and then slide that heapin' spoonful of triggered chili onto the tongue and savor the Bern of culinary goodness.

'pelipsky over and out

Tiffany needs serious re-education.
She should be proud to give up all that for glorious Sanderssocialism! And that her brother is glorious martyr!
She must be sent to gulag and have to work for her tuition. Dean Pol Pot will know how to deal with her.

Comrade Kosh's Shadow wrote:Tiffany needs serious re-education.
She should be proud to give up all that for glorious Sanderssocialism! And that her brother is glorious martyr!
She must be sent to gulag and have to work for her tuition. [highlight=#ffff99]Dean Pol Pot will know how to deal with her.[/highlight]

Exactly Comrade Kosh...Dean Pol Pot knows how to run an Agrarian Utopia. Wake these millennial soft liberal agrarian utopians up before dawn to milk their assigned herd of Almonds..then get ready for morning indoctrination before going out to work in shovel ready Youth Camps until dusk..milk herd of bellowing Almonds before enjoying a thin slice of tofu, then evening indoctrination before hitting the barracks.

American millennial agrarian utopians are SOFT.

Social justice wins again! The US military will now make C-4 explosives out of recycled plastic and will also recycle what remains of C-4 after it explodes.

DUFFEL BLOG: DoD bans single-use plastic explosives

THE PENTAGON — Starting in fiscal year 2021, the Department of Defense will reduce waste. by banning all single-use plastic explosives.

“I directed this policy change after reading a shocking study that literally zero percent of the C-4 plastics we use are recycled,” said James Harber, the Deputy Undersecretary of Defense for Non-Readiness Related Issues, at a briefing to reporters. “It is absolutely unacceptable for DoD to be pumping thousands of tons of non-biodegradable, petroleum-based plastic explosives into the environment every year. We're going to cut this to zero, and fast.”

Red Square wrote:Social justice wins again! The US military will now make C-4 explosives out of recycled plastic and will also recycle what remains of C-4 after it explodes.

DUFFEL BLOG: DoD bans single-use plastic explosives

THE PENTAGON — Starting in fiscal year 2021, the Department of Defense will reduce waste. by banning all single-use plastic explosives.

“I directed this policy change after reading a shocking study that literally zero percent of the C-4 plastics we use are recycled,” said James Harber, the Deputy Undersecretary of Defense for Non-Readiness Related Issues, at a briefing to reporters. “It is absolutely unacceptable for DoD to be pumping thousands of tons of non-biodegradable, petroleum-based plastic explosives into the environment every year. We're going to cut this to zero, and fast.”

Recycled explosives? From Recycled plastics?? Made from w.h.a.t.? [[highlight=#ffffff]gasp whisper[/highlight]] Petroleum. C.A.R.B.O.N. [quivering fear/anger ending in immediate spontaneous combustion]

Spontaneous Combustion is like the "New" Green Deal's version of Buddhist monks.

forelock tug,
jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I'd ask Tiffany if she's been watching Fox News or listening to Rush Limbaugh. Maybe she got drunk the night before in a bar that was playing Fox News on one of its many TV's. And maybe she picked up some guy there, maybe a guy in a red MAGA cap that in her advanced state of intoxication she mistook for a Che beret, and he drove her to the Shady Nook Motel for some shady nooky, and he had Rush Limbaugh playing on his radio.

I don't know how else to explain why she'd have a nightmare like this, because that's the sort of stuff they push on their programs, and they brainwash people with it.

Just never you mind how I deduced this.

Shady Nooky will stop when we bring back the concierge babushkas to report unapproved sexual activity. A quota for transgenders and non-binary individuals will have to be established before a komrade may have sex with a komrade of opposite sex who identifies on Party-issued papers as komrade of opposite sex.

UndertheDRADIS wrote: Shady Nooky will stop when we bring back the concierge babushkas to report unapproved sexual activity. A quota for transgenders and non-binary individuals will have to be established before a komrade may have sex with a komrade of opposite sex who identifies on Party-issued papers as komrade of opposite sex.

The concierge babushkas to report unapproved sexual activity, who sit outside the entrance to a state-run housing project, sound familiar. Do we have another exile from the glorious Motherland in our ranks?

Here's a meme Tiffany could share on social media: