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Doctors baffled as mute man speaks after 8 years of silence

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Nearly 8 years after a terrible wreck left a man unable to communicate, his power of speech has returned. George Bush was 62 when the mainstream media derailed his presidency, which resulted in him and his entire administration going off a cliff and tumbling to the ground.

"For eight long years he didn't speak a word," said George's brother, Jeb Bush. Though his family continued to talk to him, they had no idea whether he understood them. That eased a few days ago, when he began responding to questions with grunts and by blinking his eyes.

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On a doctor's advice, the family had tried art therapy, giving George paints and canvases. He started to paint, which allowed him to communicate with the world, even if non-verbally.

To everyone's amazement, those were mostly pictures of dogs and cats, which made some wonder if George had anything meaningful to say even if he could communicate verbally. It didn't help that George developed a liking for sniffing the paint thinner.

But in October this year George made a major advance. When Jeb walked into his room to sniff some of George's paint thinner, George suddenly said his first word in eight years: "Trump!" According to Jeb, that took them both by surprise. "You could tell by the look on his face, his eyes were kind of big," said Jeb.

Later that day George added "asshole" to his vocabulary. "He would not have talked dirty before he wrecked," his mother Barbara said. The next day, when asked what other words he could say, George answered, "I can say anything."

That was when, on October 19, the family took George to New York and asked him to read something before an audience. George showed a remarkable ability to read from the teleprompter, which sent the entire American media reeling with excitement. It was a speech written by one of George's former speechwriters who had survived the 2008 crash with a minor scratch. The speech was broadcast on all major networks and became an international sensation in medical circles.

According to some neurologists, however, what George may be experiencing is a disorder known as selective mutism. "It is an anxiety disorder when a person who is normally capable of speech cannot speak in specific situations or to specific people," said an insider who wished to remain anonymous.

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"People with selective mutism stay silent even when the consequences of their silence include shame, social ostracism, or even punishment. This was obvious several years before the crash, when George lived in the White House and remained mute when his voters and supporters wanted him to speak up," he said.

Some researchers speculate that selective mutism may be an avoidance strategy used by a subgroup of politicians with social anxiety disorder to reduce their distress in difficult situations that they do not fully understand. At the same time they display other communicative behaviors, such as hand clapping, waving, or hugging babies.

"Time will tell whether George's eight-year-long muteness was caused by brain trauma or it was a strategy to avoid a situation where he was in over his head," the source said.

Though George's speech remains slow and labored, he loves to talk and his mother is very proud of him.


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I predicted dolphin would (not) say this!!!

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And the first thing out of his mouth was stupid.

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From Facebook comments:

If a Bush falls in the forest and no one is there to witness it, does it make a sound?

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The lovely [color=#C0392B]Madame Blavatsky[/color] wrote:I predicted dolphin would (not) say this!!!
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He's still taking Hillary's loss pretty hard.


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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Damn! I'm not getting HBO anymore.
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Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Uh... it's been NINE years. Almost.

Thank you for that update. Now I don't have to do it.

Tempus fugit, Comrade. Tempus fugit.

- SK

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Damn! I'm not getting HBO anymore.

Don't fret Komissarka! With Trump in power, you can have more explosive and powerful Class Wargasms!

ahhhh but it begins, the epic re-write through the eyes of the rhino

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Red Square wrote:From Facebook comments:

If a Bush falls in the forest and no one is there to witness it, does it make a sound?
Dearest Square Squared,

As creatures intimately acquainted with forests, I and my hut can both say definitively that Bush very rarely falls. Bush may tilt slight, particularly if wind is very bad, but short of being cut down by merciless Woodsman, they do not generally fall, and then, if they do fall and nothing is in their way, they roll away. As such, they can be quite noisy.

Some may say, "But Baba! You are in forest to hear, as well as your hut! So how can you answer question?" All I can say, short of getting into discussions of Schröedinger's cat, is, "I am mythical creature, Dipsh*t! As is hut! Look at it for gawdsake! Hut walks around on chicken legs!!!"

Seriously! WTF is wrong with peoples these days? Do they believe everything peoples tell them? Even little childrens, especially those of Slavic descent know Baba Yaga and my Hut are mythical... Mythical creature living in mythical hut on mythical chichen legs that walks around forests giving mythical candy to maybe mythical childrens.

Anyway... short of giving lesson in grade nine physics* or Buddhism, that is best I or Hut have to answer.Baba * Yes! Yes! Baba Yaga knows much about physics. Is lonely traipsing around forests in Hut and childrens rabbits are seriously stringy if you do not stew for long time so Baba and Hut have much time on hands so we learn physics... also trigonometry.** Also do not understand what is wrong with formatting but is very annoying.

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I knew hag would say this! Also, Commissarka Pinkie, do not worry! I have foreseen all episodes of all HBO TV shows, and absolutely all are crap. In fact, I have foreseen all television shows on all networks and with the exception of The Peoples Cube brain implants and Laikavision, it is all sh*t).

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Comrade Putout

I foresaw that you would insult me by making claims that I did not foresee something, and that you would attempt to soften that claim, joke or otherwise by attempting to flatter me. It has not worked!

The spirit of young Frankie Wolverton, the first boy you ever played doctor with, and who was subsequently so overwhelmed by the experience that on his way home he drove his bicycle into the path of an ice cream truck, has told me your most closely held secret regarding your physical... well, let us leave it at that... just as has Eric Bluterman, the driver of the ice cream truck, who cradled Frankie in his arms as Frankie told him just what it was that had overwhelmed him so, overcome by the shock of squashing young Frankie was reassigned to the warehouse of the ice cream distribution company, and driven to distraction by his unjustified sense of guilt, fell into the sprinkle mixing machine, less than a month after poor young Frankie's untimely end.

The spirits have told me much about the havoc your behaviour has wreaked on those around you, Succubus! So do not taint my good name with your lies about my predictions, or you will reap your just rewards! Also, I predict you will forget to renew your prescription cream!

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It is truly amazing how after eight long years there is suddenly a, BADA BING BADA BOOM, miracle cure for G. W.'s muteness. I am just speculating here but I'm inclined to believe this sudden cure can be attributed to Pres. Trump. A cure that is more effective than Electroshock Therapy can be found here..............................

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/timothymeads/2017/10/21/president-trump-will-release-the-jfk-files-n2398403


There are certain events that happen in one's lifetime that are so big we always remember where we were and what we were doing on that day. Examples are 9/11, Mt. St. Helens eruption, Lady Diana's car 'accident' and most certainly, if you were over the age of 3 at the time, the assassination of JFK. Yet G. W.'s dad, H.W. (who was 39 at the time) has some amnesia as to where he was and what he was doing on that day. Perhaps this won't just be a medical breakthrough for G.W. but will also be a breakthrough for Sr. Perhaps there is something that has been locked up, for the good of the proles, for decades that will help poor H. W. remember something about a missing day of his life.

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Madame Blavatsky... you foresaw your visit to The People's Cube™ many decades ago but you had a different avatar in mind!
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jackwaggon wrote:... it begins ...

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Welcome (aka privyet) to Kubic Gulag, Comrade jackwaggon!


(and, ooh, that ghoulish scene from Budapest, following Oct/23/1956.
Sztálin csizmája, buty Stalina... Replaced (10/23/1956+50), impressive and adequate memorial.)

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Baba Yaga wrote:... Also do not understand what is wrong with formatting but is very annoying.
Khyello, Baba Yaga!
Formatting reeducation, under personal command of Comrade Director (aka Red Square), helps!

(this said, runs away - knows Baba Jaga from childhood, ojejku, ojejku!)

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Baba Yaga wrote:... Also do not understand what is wrong with formatting but is very annoying.
Khyello, Baba Yaga!
Formatting reeducation, under personal command of Comrade Director (aka Red Square), helps!

(this said, runs away - knows Baba Jaga from childhood, ojejku, ojejku!)

Comrade D - I have korrekted the Baba Yaga creature mythical creature.

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Komrades. In this case, the case of George Bush and his missing brain, just because the lights and TV are on doesn't mean anyone is at home. We are merely seeing reflex activity much like when a snake is chopped with a Ho.

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The Ministry of Euthanasia must be denounced for not euthanizing this man if he was comatose for eight years! The glorious collective should not have to fund his ration of food if he was not fulfilling his work quota!

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Tsar Bomba wrote:The Ministry of Euthanasia must be denounced for not euthanizing this man ...
And just think of it - even the KGB knew about Bush (already in 1939!).
Here their file, titled BUSH - THE CHIMP :

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(albeit pedantic analyses, via microrussoscope, read the title as: FASCISM - ENEMY OF CULTURE.)


... o yep, and I hear, euthanasists are ready - specialists, with Ph.D. in Bush whackery!

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        Mystery item No. 1


 
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