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Democratic Debate #2: notes on the margins

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The second Democratic Debate (6/27/2019) stood apart from the previous mostly because this time no one spoke Spanish, although Bernie Sanders exhibited proficiency in gibberish and fluency in yelling with simultaneous translation into sign language using his both hands. Towards the end he went on to defend Iran with such passion that his gibberish might as well be in Farsi.

The event was free of blackouts and mic glitches that plagued the previous debate, after Rachel Maddow had apparently changed her password from "password" to "password123," thus preventing Donald Trump and his team of Russian colluders from hacking into the system for the second time.

Apart from one brief episode when Sen. Kamala Harris bit off Joe Biden's head and spit it out into the orchestra pit, the overall atmosphere was friendly and harmonious.

They all readily confirmed their commitment to the Cloward-Piven strategy of bankrupting America by providing free government healthcare to all undocumented immigrants, thus incentivizing millions more from all over the world to gather in Mexico and march across our southern border to collect a $15/hr minimum wage and/or $1,000/month handout promised by Andrew Yang. All candidates believed that American taxpayers would be happy to work even harder to support free sex change operations and late term abortions for those still in transit from Guatemala, because this is who we are and those are our values.

It was unanimously resolved that all migrant children needed to be immediately released from cages into our streets, where they would be free to panhandle, sell their bodies, or starve to death while their accompanying adults awaited a hearing in designated detention facilities. Joe Biden was especially indignant about the children, hoping that no one would mention that this was the policy during the eight years of his administration.

Everyone agreed that the solution to all world's problems was the elimination of both Trump and climate change. Proposals differed from ninja attacks on Washington to transcendental meditation in the Mojave Desert, but what united them all was the refusal to acknowledge that the real question was not whether climate change exists, but whether humans can increase or decrease it by downsizing their economies.

In addition to full unanimity, the debate was also marked by a great diversity of race, gender, age, sexual preferences, and even of occasional opinions.

For example, Kamala Harris was unique in her proposal to legalize the community of "undocumented veterans." If these mythical heroes could serve in the U.S. military without a government-issued ID, the same imaginary community might as well vote Democrat in presidential elections.

Kirsten Gillibrand, on her part, proposed to fight corruption by outlawing greed. When greed is outlawed, only the outlaws will have greed. Criminal capitalists will then be easily spotted by the greedy glint in their eyes, and eliminated from society. This notion shocked her fellow Democrats, who until now believed that corruption caused by the government control of the economy could only be fought with more government control of the economy. One might also ask, "what would socialists do if we outlawed envy?" Fortunately for all participants, such questions can never be approved even at Fox News.

Bernie Sanders caused lasting applause by promising to guillotine Supreme Court judges he didn't like, and put their heads on pikes if elected.

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Joe Biden, a seasoned politician with a long experience in passing gases and kidney stones, nonetheless refused Eric Swalwell's demand to pass the torch, saying that Swalwell could pass the torch himself if he is such a sadistic pervert.

When it came to discussing international relations, all candidates agreed that Trump had messed up the previously perfect world order, and that in order to fix it they would need a big red button sticking out of a yellow plastic box with the word "RESET" printed on it in two languages. Hillary Clinton had such a button, and the only reason it didn't work was that she had misspelled the Russian word for "reset." As a result of that unfortunate typo Putin soon invaded Georgia and Ukraine, and later meddled in American elections.

The winner of the debate was undoubtedly Marianne Williamson, known to be the first woman on the Moon because she was born there. Representing the community of undocumented Lunatics, Williamson was genuinely concerned that Trump had declared her Motherland to be part of Mars. On the bright side, however, such a move could actually save the Moon from being flooded by the rising sea levels, and if the glaciers keep melting at the current rate, by the end of Trump's presidency she will be able to reach Mars and other planets just by poking them with an ore from her love canoe.

Williamson had a winning proposal to fight for the common good by "harnessing love." I'll be happy to harness love with Ms. Williamson if anyone can give me her phone number. And so will, I'm sure, every male member of this glorious Party Organ.

In summary, I propose that all Americans, be they Democrats, Republicans, or Independents, participate in Democratic primaries across the country and vote for Marianne Williamson to be the final Democratic nominee standing against Trump.

The future has never been so bright, comrades!

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Marianne Williamson's campaign song? Everyone's gone to the moon.

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Jackalopelipsky's soul LONGS to be harnessed in love by our NEW President, Marianne Williamson. Endless toil never had such purpose and meaning before.

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Do I get it korrekt? Marianne W, of remarkably impressive F-gendered looks, has the.. whatever.. to grab Orange Man by, um, his love harness, in a covfefe field?
(here, and more)

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Democrats 2020 in a nutshell:

- Promise everyone free healthcare
- Promise everyone $15/hr minimum wage
- Promise everyone $1000 a month unconditionally
- Open the border, let everyone in, and give them citizenship
- Blame the resulting collapse on Trump.

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Cloward-Piven 2020! Make America disappear!

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During the debate Kamala Harris has famously dropped this prepared line:

America does not want to witness a food fight, they want to know how we're going to put food on their table.
She is being praised for it in the media, and she even proudly tweeted it herself.

Here's my PROG-OFF response:

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America, send your grocery bills to Kamala Harris.

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Red Square wrote:... Kamala Harris:
America does not want to witness a food fight, they want to know how we're going to put food on their table.
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Breathtaking:
The raw arrogance of this (explicit) deepthink, oozing from the unawareness of its arrogance.


(of course, exactly this - that kind of arrogance - is one of the main traits of Leftish-West-2000)

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In the first debate, out of 4 hours, Tulsi gabbard only spoke for 8 minutes. In the second one, they made sure that she had none. They can't afford wrongthink to foul up the echo chamber… again.

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Red Square wrote:During the debate Kamala Harris has famously dropped this prepared line:

America does not want to witness a food fight, they want to know how we're going to put food on their table.
She is being praised for it in the media, and she even proudly tweeted it herself.

Here's my PROG-OFF response:

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A friend of mine who lives in Canada mentioned how free healthcare sounds nice, but then bites you in the behind with taxes. I felt scholarly discussing with him how public programs are funded by taxpayer dollars.

Consider that also PROG-OFF, which goes along rather well with the nature of your post.

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Red Square wrote:During the debate Kamala Harris has famously dropped this prepared line:

America does not want to witness a food fight, they want to know how we're going to put food on their table.
She is being praised for it in the media, and she even proudly tweeted it herself.

Here's my PROG-OFF response:

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Food stamps, $1000 per month, AND gruel topped with government cheese? Next Tuesday is almost here!

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Kamala Harris wrote: ... [Americans] want to know how we're going to put food on their table. ...
Um, Democraps... Isn't AOC the one of most certified expertise in "serving food on tables" ?

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Red Square wrote:During the debate Kamala Harris has famously dropped this prepared line:

America does not want to witness a food fight, they want to know how we're going to put food on their table.


Why bless her little cotton picking heart, she can carry on the family tradition and go get some slaves to tend the crops, cook, clean, put food on the table and take care of the massa's needs. The same as socialism, the proles tend the beets while the elites at the top enjoy their positions. She can recycle the family names.

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Prince[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]40[/td][td]African[/td][td][/td][/tr][tr][td]27 Henry[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]38[/td][td]African[/td][td][/td][/tr][tr][td]28 Hamilton[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]28[/td][td]African[/td][td]4[/td][/tr][tr][td]29 Tom Jack[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]40[/td][td]African[/td][td][/td][/tr][tr][td]30 Neal[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]34[/td][td]African[/td][td][/td][/tr][tr][td]31 Luke[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]28[/td][td]African[/td][td][/td][/tr][tr][td]32 Bel[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]25[/td][td]African[/td][td][/td][/tr][tr][td]33 ?????[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]33[/td][td]African[/td][td][/td][/tr][tr][td]34-39 missing[/td][td][/td][td][/td][td][/td][td][/td][/tr][tr][td][/td][td][/td][td][/td][td]PAGE 89[/td][td][/td][/tr][tr][td]40 Charles[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]16[/td][td]Creole[/td][td][/td][/tr][tr][td]41 London[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]11[/td][td]Creole[/td][td][/td][/tr][tr][td]42 Nelson[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]10[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]son of Juddy[/td][/tr][tr][td]43 Jamaica[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]10[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]son of Evey[/td][/tr][tr][td]44 ?Seny[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]8[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]son of Juddy[/td][/tr][tr][td]45 Virgil[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]8[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]son of Love[/td][/tr][tr][td]46 Tom[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]4[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]son of Juddy[/td][/tr][tr][td]47 Joab[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]3[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]son of Lucky[/td][/tr][tr][td]48 Harper[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]3[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]son of Love[/td][/tr][tr][td]49 Jack[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]2[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]son of Lucy[/td][/tr][tr][td]50 James[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]2[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]son of Tamer[/td][/tr][tr][td]51 Sambo[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]2[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]son of Evey[/td][/tr][tr][td]52 Dick[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]1[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]son of Nanny[/td][/tr][tr][td]53 Charles[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]1[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]son of Nelly[/td][/tr][tr][td]54 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Hanna[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]6mos[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]Daughter of Tamer[/td][/tr][tr][td]29 Hellen[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]5mos[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]Daughter of Milly[/td][/tr][tr][td]30 Nelly[/td][td]Negro[/td][td]2[/td][td]Creole[/td][td]Daughter of ?Floramel ?Meromel[/td][/tr][/table]https://bigleaguepolitics.com/slave-registers-from-london-name-the-slaves-kamala-harris-ancestor-owned/

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Superiorly equal research, CIZ!

And Jackalopelipsky of course AGREES steadfastly and adds to all the above ^^^ Comrades about Kamala and Co. sleelpin' food on our tables. Jackalopelipsky prefers to have food served on the finest bone china featuring "J" monogram entwined with a floral pattern and platinum rim. Silver service is the classic Chantilly Lace pattern and only the finest cut crystal is to be utilized for beverages. The table centerpiece and linens must meet Melania's exquisite standards at every meal, afternoon tea, or evening party.

So, Kamala can wear that little French Maid fetish outfit she wore for Willie Brown, and keep her mouth shut while putting food on our tables. Staff are to be attentive and proactive to our every need so that NO comrade ever has to ask "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"


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ImageIt would seem komrade Williamson is hysterically korrekt...

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Kommissar Uberdave wrote:ImageIt would seem komrade Williamson is hysterically korrekt...

So that's what Harnessed in Love looks like...jackalopelipsky's little mythical horned rodent mind is shivering....in terror....hoping that new mental acid jiggle bath treatment in basement treatment room to get Jackalopelipsky's mind straight - again- is not required.

Mental Acid Jiggle BathTreatment was like a series of victimless crimes and bringing up the 'toe' was the problem to be 'cured'. FORGET ABOUT THE TOE!!



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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:... [Kamala Harris] can carry on the family tradition and go get some slaves ...
Stunning, Komradette Clara.
Given your archive-scouting artistry, our Tsyentralnyi Komityet (bows five times towards St. Pete Palmecca) surely will assign you a beet field in Party's Topmost Poison Chest full of Personal Card Files and appendant "eyes only" Annotations.

Hah, I just wonder: was that kompromat slipped into the archives by Trumputler's camarilla?...
Including this (as bigleague-comrades report):

"Kamala Harris is descended from Irish slave owner Hamilton Brown..."

But wait. So, said Kamala is kinda BROWN!

And then, kinda Irish, too. That is, basically a Briton.
But, but.. Britons are BLACK!
See this, see this:

"The first modern Britons, who lived about 10,000 years ago, had “dark to black” skin, a groundbreaking DNA analysis has revealed."
(says The Guardian, so it must be true - indeed: Truth™, only Truth™, the whole Truth™.)


Hmm.. BROWN, and BLACK, and (renownedly!) F-GENDERED.

A TRIPPLE of 2020-qualifications which PHALLOCENTRICally RRRAAAAAcist Amerikkka simply CAN'T refuse!

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Hah, I just wonder: was that kompromat slipped into the archives by Trumputler's camarilla?...
Including this (as bigleague-comrades report):

"Kamala Harris is descended from Irish slave owner Hamilton Brown..."

But wait. So, said Kamala is kinda BROWN!

From the Trumputler article......

“A good amount of Brown live here, you know,” he said. “People what name Brown pack up the place. It all coming from Hamilton Brown who the town name after. Yes man, dem teach it in school,” said Ferly, nodding.

sooooooooooooo........are Kamala and Willie related?


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Ewwwweeeeee.....................................




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not long ago...

"Mr. Clinton, will I be working under you this evening?"
"Yes, darling, you can count on it..."

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:not long ago...

"Mr. Clinton, will I be working under you this evening?"
"Yes, darling, you can count on it..."

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And the nightmare from the 80's hit unsuspecting Elm Street like a stained blue dress wrapped like flowers from the local florist and a wife from Hell. What could possibly go aGWONT? It's like a toxic cultural oil spill into local 'hoods'.

Ambassador of Texazistan..Do we continue functions and all assigned operations in local collective beet field??? or is it last chopper out?

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Silly rabbit-like thing...there IS no last chopper. Tend to your beets, there's a quota and you are behind.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Silly rabbit-like thing...there IS no last chopper. Tend to your beets, there's a quota and you are behind.

Working on that second field now, Mr. Stakhanovets. forelock tug with REAL sweaty forehead and back of paw.

your very own silly rabbit-like thing...like evil Rumsfield said, "you go to war with the army you have available"...and Jackalopelipsky apologizes for that failure in Jackaopelipsky's character to your Ambassadorshiphonorific and Military self.


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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:. . . Ewwwweeeeee.....................................
Just on a whim (
ah, the Kamala pic: sure, from that hearing with Jeff S, where K showboated - obviously for PR gain, 2020 clown car already in sight - her "prosecutorette" (and J, though genteel, got a bit whiny).
K for sure has - to these days (and forget for a while that she's basically a shabby pol) - sex appeal aplenty ; some 80% of her pics in Web's beet field exude that aura.
Btw:
Whose song is this: I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for ... ?
(Nope. Wrong. A chorus of Willies, dancing around K. Ewwwweeeeee.....)
)
so, just on a whim, I let comrade Google search for that image.

Comrade Google made a leg and started shoveling.
Barely a second, Googlator proudly reports:

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Viva AI !
How, for Marxsake, do you spawn this triangle: Kamala - "staff" - space rocket ?


Whereas AI apported details, too:
(yep, glorious Huntsville, AL - which, in a way, spawned Dr. Strangelove)

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Sadly, for the Democrats, their ideal candidate is dead.......

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Free food on the table? Where do I cast my dozen votes for Comrade Harris!?!?!

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Sadly, for the Democrats, their ideal candidate is dead.......

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote: Image

In AOC's defense, it's not healthy to be the first one to stop crying at Stalin's funeral.




 
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