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Cubists! Make the Dem Convention in Denver your pwn!

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Comrades graphic artists and sloganeers - here's a challenge for you!

Don't you wish to see your own slogans and graphics on placards just outside the DNC Convention in Denver this August? Can you visualize them being held in the air by conservative counter-demonstrators and waved at the moonbats who will gather to "recreate '68" at the Convention? Here is your chance!

My good friends in Denver are organizing a counter-rally and related activities during the DNC convention this summer, to show that there's a presence of conservative opposition. They emailed me asking for slogans and political graphics that they could put on their placards. I'm also tempted to fly there with my camera and chronicle the ensuing moonbattery for the Cube. If I go I'll be sure to photograph our placards as well.

Post your relevant slogans and graphics below. They can be either humorous or straightforward. This thread will be a pool for the Denver protesters to choose from.

UPDATE:

We welcome all witty, original ideas - but please remember that the primary focus must be on the most important issues, not the personalities (although I admit, Obama's and Hillary's personalities ARE big issues for me personally). Here's how the organizers describe it:

Organizers of the big pro-victory rally on Sunday, Aug. 24 in Denver:

The main focus of our big rally will be to support Victory and point out the weaknesses of the Dems in the area of defense, foreign policy, energy and related issues.

I know there will be many enthusiastic people who will be charged up at the rally on Sunday who will want to continue working the delegates, the media and the moonbats throughout the convention, and bring out other issues, so ideas about gun control, judicial insanity, tax increases and so on won't go to waste. I just don't know how hard it might be with Denver police to get out there for days/times we don't have a permit for, as we do for the big pro-victory rally on Sunday, Aug. 24.

See the full message below.

John McCain: Not socialist enough for America!


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"When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." ~ Benjamin Franklin

Ahhh...... The Hell With It! Elect Obama!
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Why not some of those Obamunist posters? Those would work really well!

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"vote with your heart, not with your head -- vote Obama"

"None out of ten racist preachers agree -- Obama in '08"

"Ask not what your Country needs -- just vote Obama"

"Tired of too much money and success? Then vote for CHANGE -- Obama '08"

"White guilt got 'ya down? Just vote Obama and all is forgiven"

"Democrat Party: All your penny are belong to us!"

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"If you don't vote for Obama we'll kill this dog"

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"Vote Obama or you're a racist!"

"Because you will feel guilty if you don't!"

"Make your last vote count! Vote Obama!"

"Recreate 28! Vote Democrat!"

"Support the 4-year plan!"

"Ask not what He can do for the country, but what the country can do for Him"

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Comrades,
You may display my picture at the Democratic convention.
These are especially nice:
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All the best, Comrade Saul

The Destiny of All Mankind!
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Arabocrat Convention Press Release.
Tipping a must to the Ilegal Aliens assisting you while in Denver.
Monies earned will then be sent to Mexico and Arabocrat National Headquarters.
Arabocrat Students assistance will be furnished for you figuring Tip Percentage.

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Obama, no substance; what's not to like?

Victimologists for Obama

Hope for Hamas

Dhimmicrats for Change

If I had skills, they might include artistic skills, and if I had artistic skills, I might convert the muhamud-bomb-head cartoon in to BO's image.

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"Make your last vote count! Vote Obama!"

Absolute genius, Betty. If I had a big hat I'd tip it to you.

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Vote Obama!!! It's what your government indoctrinated children want you to do!!!

HOPE IS NOT A FOREIGN POLICY


SURRENDER IS NOT A DEFENSE POLICY


CHANGE IS NOT AN ECONOMIC POLICY

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How about

America is the greatest country on Earth, help me change it - Obama quote

Clinton / Che in 2008

Want just CHANGE in your bank account - Vote Democrat

Socialism = Communism Light

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A Socialist is only a Communist without a gun.

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Red Square wrote:A Socialist is only a Communist without a gun.
ImageIs this an original quote from you? I love it. I want a bumper sticker w/ this on it.

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It's something I read or heard somewhere in the recent months but couldn't find the original source. It resonates with Ayn Rand's statement that behind every liberal idea, no matter how warm and fuzzy and brotherly, there's always a man with a gun to ensure compliance. Don't have the exact quote, but it's in Atlas Shrugged somewhere.

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I looked into the quote a little. The closest thing I could find was by a conservative writer named Don Feder he said " What is a left-wing socialist but a Marxist without a gun". Lenin said that a man with a gun could control a hundred men without one. Al Capone said you get more with a kind word and a gun then you do with just a kind word. Point being its hard to argue with a man with a gun.


How about that Donkey in High heels HippieCritic.

It would sure look retarded.

Communist Party Animal wrote:I looked into the quote a little. The closest thing I could find was by a conservative writer named Don Feder he said " What is a left-wing socialist but a Marxist without a gun". Lenin said that a man with a gun could control a hundred men without one. Al Capone said you get more with a kind word and a gun then you do with just a kind word. Point being its hard to argue with a man with a gun.

Now that you mention it.

Me and my neighbor both have guns.

I argue with him all the time about how much better my Mauser is than his Remington.

So technically you can argue with a man with gun.

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HippieCritic wrote:Image

What do you think of pinning that fuse to the donkey's tail?

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I thought of that, but the conclusion seemed a little too messy.

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That's going to happen anyway, no matter where you pin it.

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OK, this is too long for a poster, but maybe the bottle by itself with a brief line?

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Still the concept of pinning the fuse on the donkey game is a swell idea. It's the hottest game in town nowadays. Just ask Harriet Christian.

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Yo, Hippie C,
I love ya man, but the Pinkster is right on this one. Fuse for tail. Besides, I never argue with a woman toting a shovel. Just ask Big Fur Hat.
By the way, has anyone figured out why we're supposed to make the Denver convention our "pwn"?

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And now there is some sort of war on terrot??? Can't we leave the terrot alone?

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Obama 08!

Bringing Hope and Change to ALL 57 States!


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This is becoming a crisis!!! What in Stalin's name are ENEGRY sources? Can we use them to fight the war on TERROT? Can we make them our PWN?!?!?!
Where is the Czar of Spelling? Asleep at his post?!?!

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I agree, terrot hasn't done anything wrong and Bush attacked it anyway because the poor terrot (a minority, no doubt) probably had oil somewhere.

As for "pwn" please see this for reference.

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Cut 'em some slack. They attended public schools.

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Irony Curtain wrote:What in Stalin's name are ENEGRY sources?
I have no idae what you are takling abuot.;-)


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Irony Curtain wrote:And now there is some sort of war on terrot??? Can't we leave the terrot alone?

Uh.... I was using PeopleSpeak™.... all letters are equal you know?

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Sireuosly,
How imprtonet is splleing aynwya?

Ervedoby kowns ecxatly waht i am tyrnig to say.

It's not wroth the enegry to wrory aoubt it.

Sepllnig is a cpatalitsic cnosiparcy

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Oh....."pwn". You mean that hip, happening internet slang that everyone knows. Oh, sure! I knew that. Oh yeah, I've been saying that for years. Ask anyone. (Now sweating heavily.) You believe me don't you? Honest, I'm a pwn user from way back. I've been pwning since Pong.

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Comrades, let's not act like some reactionary rulists and errorphobes here. All werds are equal and the fact that they are being oppressed by spelling and grammar rules as part of the exploitive system of archaic bourgeois norms is yet another reason to vote for Change in this country.

Shake off the culture of Dead White European Males (DWEM)! Stop the oppression through spelling! Down with the reactionary legacy imposed on the masses by the international conspiracy of the rich. Yes we can! Yes we can! Yes we can!


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OK, Comrades, I've seen the error of my ways.
VOTE FOR CHAGNE! VOTE FOR CHAGNE!
(Fuse on tail....beautiful. That's a winner.)

Oh NO!
Fellow Cubists,

Not only is Teddy K on his last cerebral hemisphere, the great Sen. Robert Byrd was found to be "lethargic" today and taken to the Hospital. I believe the caretaker found Robert asleep in his oatmeal, which was normal. However, he wasn't snoring with his usual gusto. Here is a quote from the news story:

<quote>"Byrd, 90, was at work in the Senate earlier in the day and had gone home where his caregiver grew concerned about his condition, spokesman Jesse Jacobs said."

"She took his temperature and discovered that he had a fever. It was significant enough that his doctor suggested he go into the hospital for observation," Jacobs said."</quote>

I think it is wonderful that the chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee can't tell if he is sick and needs a "caregiver" who takes his temperature!

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I think it is wonderful that the chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee can't tell if he is sick and needs a "caregiver" who takes his temperature! >>>>

But BUSH is a puppet...

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I usually don't talk ill of the ill, regardless of their political persuasion but I'll make exceptions for a killer or a klansman. I heard a report today claiming that when Uncle Teddy comes out of the hospital his speech "...may be slurred." Ever hear him speak? Who the hell would possibly notice?

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This one may be even better. I think they made this variation of the Dem logo around the time Kerry ran for president. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Irony Curtain wrote:And now there is some sort of war on terrot??? Can't we leave the terrot alone?
Perhaps he was referring to the war on tarot. If you're w/ the tarot card enthusiasts,your against us,dammit.

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Red Square wrote:This one may be even better. I think they made this variation of the Dem logo around the time Kerry ran for president. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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That donkey head does look a little like Kerry's silhouette

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HippieCritic wrote:That donkey head does look a little like Kerry's silhouette
Who? Never heard of him...


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Red Square wrote:Comrades, let's not act like some reactionary rulists and errorphobes here. All werds are equal and the fact that they are being oppressed by spelling and grammar rules as part of the exploitive system of archaic bourgeois norms is yet another reason to vote for Change in this country.

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea
Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong or write
It shows me strait a weigh
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can putt the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong
Eye have run this poem threw
I am shore your pleas two no
Its let her perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

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Big Fur Hat sent me this logo as a proof it goes as far back as the Clinton presidency.

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Dearest comrades, I'm no artist, I'm just a simple peasant man trying my best to do Party work. Work, artistic work, the greatest endeavor of socialist propaganda, in this I have nothing to contribute. But it troubles me that I find only so much nihilism in the current art. Just a glimmering of destruction for destruction's sake.

Fragile eggshell minds need more.

Recreate '68 hearkens back to a more uncomplicated time. A time when abject nihilism was on the ascendancy. A time when people knew that we could create a new world by destroying the old. And we had songs.

I think we need songs.

One of my favorites was Peace Frog. It was a simple song that glorified everything about the nihilism embodied in the summer of '68. All we need is to change the word Chicago to Denver and it is modernized:


A slogan to save Gaea!

THE WHOLE WORLD IS WALKING!

confirm distance to riot

one ping only

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OK, here are some of my warmed over favorites that are not widely known outside of the Cube. Maybe now is the time...
STOP GULLIBLE WARMING!
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STOP CLIMATE CHANGE, DEMAND EQUAL TEMPERATURES FOR ALL SEASONS!
or
DEMOCRATS DON'T OFFER CHANGE, THEY TAKE IT
and maybe
POWER TO THE PEOPLE - IF THAT'S OK WITH THE SUPERDELEGATES
As to the lit donkeys (what a metaphor!) I like the static one with the lit tail since that picture captures the tension of impending surprise. See what I mean?
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Spell-Check Errors Change Last Names in Yearbook to 'Airbag,' 'Impolite'
A computer spell-checker run amok christened several Pennsylvania high school students with new — and in some cases unflattering — last names.

Middletown Area High School's yearbook listed Max Zupanovic as "Max Supernova," Kathy Carbaugh as "Kathy Airbag" and Alessandra Ippolito as "Alexandria Impolite," just to name a few.
This is all part of the VRWC, I know this to be true because MS Word spell check always wants to change Obama to Osama (true story).

OK I just spell checked the above using ieSpell
Zupanovic = panic
Carbaugh = carboy
Ippolito = impolite

Damn Bush/Cheney!

Pinkie, Crimes against spelling

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I think we need songs.
Yes Comrade Otis!

But here are four of the Alter Kämpfer still alive to lead us back to those glory days of anarchy and nihilism!

And yes! Just CHANGE one word, one city's name, one mindset, ONE WORLD!



And yes Comrades...! This video is a history class project!

A+ grades to all and high fives for all of the Collective!

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"Stop Global Warming -- Shoot Hillary's panties into the sun"

"9 out of 10 schizophrenics agree -- vote Obama '08 and stop use of transmitters in our molars"

"Free tinfoil hat fitting with your vote for Obama"

"Obama for Prez -- because Hillary was just not crazy enough"

"Free shit without stealing, or steal it if you want too -- Obama's got your back"

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Democrat Convention Celebrating Voters Rights Act 08*

Leave No Voter Behind!

*Not available in Florida and Michigan

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Obama 08

Why settle for mere Socialism?

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BTW, I felt such guilt and shame from my Comrades, that I have corrected the alleged misspelling in my Socialist Comfort ad.

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Actually, in my eyes you redeemed yourself with the line *Not available in Florida and Michigan

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How about a graphic featuring a puppet Obama being manipulated by a sinister and laughing Mayor Daley Jr.? We will never forget fascist Mayor Daley senior's role in squashing peaceful progressive dissent back in Chicago '68! AND NOW DALEY JR. IS DOING THE SAME IN DENVER '08! SHAME!

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If it makes the cut I have vector file for placard.




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Now here's an interesting visual effect that makes me wonder if the same trick can be used for our satirical purposes. I currently don't have time to try it myself... Maybe later.
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You have to get out of your seat and walk away from your computer. People may think you're crazy, but it's well worth it.

At a close distance you see Albert Einstein

At a 10 foot distance, you see Marilyn Monroe


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I wonder if the same technique can be applied to Obama/Carter, Hillary/Obama, Obama/Che, or even Obama/McCain. The most relevant at this point, I think, is Obama/Carter. But you may have other ideas that are better than mine.

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UPDATE:

Organizers of the big pro-victory rally on Sunday, Aug. 24 in Denver wrote: I'm so glad you guys are on board. Nice work and ideas so far!

It'll be interesting to see what comes out between now and late August as far as Obama saying stupid things, clarity of U.S. accomplishments in Iraq, etc. so please save some enthusiasm for 6 or 8 weeks from now as well.

The main focus of our big rally will be to support Victory and point out the weaknesses of the Dems in the area of defense, foreign policy, energy and related issues.

I know there will be many enthusiastic people who will be charge up at the rally on Sunday who will want to continue working the delegates, the media and the moonbats throughout the convention, and bring out other issues, so ideas about gun control, judicial insanity, tax increases and so on won't go to waste. I just don't know how hard it might be with Denver police to get out there for days/times we don't have a permit for, as we do for the big pro-victory rally on Sunday, Aug. 24.

Check this out:

For two days during the convention, there will be an art installation at Civic Center Park shaped like an Islamic building, glorifying Iran. An unholy alliance has been made between an artists' group run by a guy who says he became fascinated by Iran in 1979 as a kid, when he watched university students climb over the wall of the U.S. Embassy. A lifelong love-affair with Ahmadenijad, apparently.

"...Pictures of You: Images From Iran," an installation on that country's people and culture, will be on view there Aug. 25-26. In turn, Re-create 68 will have use of Civic Center for two days, as they originally wanted..."
<br>artist's statement: "One day, (in) Isfahan, Iran, I spotted a young Persian man wearing a Dixie Chicks t-shirt. I introduced myself, and I inquired whether his t-shirt was intended to signify his dislike for the American President Bush. He smiled, and replied that the shirt wasn't just about President Bush. He explained that shortly after the Dixie Chicks criticized Bush on stage, bootleg Dixie Chicks shirts appeared in stores all over Iran's major cities. He told me that the shirt represented the admiration that he and his compatriots had for Americans' freedom of speech."

Well, that could be taken either way, as far as the sympathies of the artist, BUT the alliance with Recreate68 and the loving portrayals of Iran in the show, so far as I can tell from the website seem to point to this show being a Religion of Peace glossover.

Separate from the anti-Obama anti-Dem anti-surrender message and whatever else, if anyone comes up with something showing "Images from Iran" of hanging gays, Ajmadinejad with his nukes, or in that ilk, I think there will be people willing to picket the show with those signs, and there'll be plenty of media attention on such a demonstration. Maybe my buddies at the CO Log Cabin Repubicans will glom onto this issue.

They plan to also mount this show in Minneapolis during the RNC. I have no idea if there is a Minnesota counterpart to what we're doing here, but I would hope so. I'll look into that. We could certainly distribute your work on this to them there as well.

Thanks!



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Makers of GTA release video game in Iran. To be named Grand Theft Airliner.

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Red Square wrote:Now here's an interesting visual effect that makes me wonder if the same trick can be used for our satirical purposes. I currently don't have time to try it myself... Maybe later.
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You have to get out of your seat and walk away from your computer. People may think you're crazy, but it's well worth it.

At a close distance you see Albert Einstein

At a 10 foot distance, you see Marilyn Monroe

Dear Lenin... I see a wimmin that may or may not be Marilyn.... but with this weird mouth that scares me.

Er... it worked once. How about a second try?

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Ayers
Wright
Rezko
Pfleger
Rashid Khalidi
Michelle
Change: from the man who has spent decades aiding and abetting people who hate America.


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Communist Party Animal wrote: <a href="https://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o18 ... ses_03.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="https://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o18 ... ses_03.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" width="200"></a>

This by far is my favorite. I would look great on a building banner or something huge.

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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Comrade O'Brien....report immediately to the Ministry of Love! BB will determine what sort of WRECKING you are guilty of and you will once again come to love BB under our guidance. For when I came here. rather than seeing the Party approved message below the leave message box, I see the image of your Obama as if I was quoting you and including your graphic.

Postscript.... Fortunately for you, this WRECKING you did cleared up once I posted this, but you still have an appointment at the Ministry of Love.


 
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