China: Making Totalitarian Socialism Cool Again


We wish you the very best in your efforts in usurping the mantle of “superpower” from the Yankee American scum. Never forget that we, the bluer half of America, are with you all the way. Go, PRC!
Now for the peaceful observance of the national anthem of the PRC which is appropriately titled the March of the Volunteers (I’m sure the march wasn’t voluntary).






Marshal Pupovich
That was it? That is as long an anthem as the People's State of China can produce with a population of over 4.2 gigatrillion? I mean, it is a catchy tune and everything, easy to dance. denounce, and detain to, but a bit too brief. Why, I barely finished having sex in the time it took.Umm. . . yes sircomrade.







And as previously mentioned, by brother Ivan, brilliant NBC commentary telling how to feel when state must use force to relieve proletariat of innocence, dignity and identity. Favorite NVC.. buh, er... NBC quote "Larry, many people know that the Chinese invented gunpowder but most don't know this... the Chinese actually created the whole concept of 'Light'".
Oh I almost forget, do not mourn for monks used to light torches and fireworks. They are FINALLY able to contribute something.






Marshal Pupovich
Turn it on and what do I see? Beach volley ballOh The Humanity! The Bushitler has soiled these amazing





In a confrontation that quickly grew violent, "President" George W. Bush today physically attacked two young women he suspected of supporting presidential candidate Barak Obama. Following a brief attempt to court their votes for a Constitutional amendment that would allow him to steal a third term in office (first photograph), Bush's rhetoric evolved first into a heated verbal exchange (second photograph) and ultimately into a cowardly sneak attack (third photograph) after one of the women unwisely turned her back on the fanatical dictator.


Obama doesn't sweat at all. What a man! Just ask Judith Bonesky.



That's it, Misty, bend over so he can do to you what he's done to America, the Constitution, the whole world!





This aphrodisiac compels people to like him when they are exposed to the tears which is why everyone Bush meets at the Olympics is "happy" to see him.


Chairman M. S. Punchenko
This aphrodisiac compels people to like him when they are exposed to the tears which is why everyone Bush meets at the Olympics is "happy" to see him.So those aren't just "Peoples Pickles" in their pockets Chairman?


Chairman M. S. Punchenko
On behalf of the People’s Cube and the Democratic Party, I wish to extend our collective praise to the People’s Republic of China for their most awesome and spectacular opening of the 29th Olympiad. Congratulations, PRC!We wish you the very best in your efforts in usurping the mantle of “superpower” from the Yankee American scum. Never forget that we, the bluer half of America, are with you all the way. Go, PRC!
Now for the peaceful observance of the national anthem of the PRC which is appropriately titled the March of the Volunteers (I’m sure the march wasn’t voluntary).
Many kind thanks, Mr. Chairman! I have never been so proud of Mother China.
It hs been a very busy week, leading
Back to my point. I have had little time for watching the events, or for browsing The Cube. However, I nearly lost my Kibbles 'N Bits upon seeing the above photos of predator BusHitler subverting nubile, atheltic young women to his evil plans. He has been feasting on Kung Pao Kitten every night, according to our agents. The scum will pay for his crimes!
I have to go now, we have received word of a Halliburton-sponsored party in the VIP enclave that we must crash...word is they have SUSHI!




All our lead-based coloring has been going into Pupovich Chow lately. Surely you have heard of some unfortunate cases of tainted dog food shipping from China? We must address this issue soon...but not yet...





Mousey-Tongue, you almost look like the Sun Maid Raisin Girl at the bottom of that package.


Pupovich Chow: If the lead doesn't kill you the ammonia-soaked beef bits will.




Comrade Betinov, you have revealed my maskirova. Good! Was it Confucius or George Clooney who said, "Bitter is the water drawn from a stolen well." Of all the spoils of his postion on which he feasts, the good Marshal will never suspect that the choicest tidbits have been placed there by design.
Polonium - it's what's for dinner!TM


Commissarka Pinkie
I know Pupovich won't be amused, but I can't stop laughing at that!Mousey-Tongue, you almost look like the Sun Maid Raisin Girl at the bottom of that package.
It portrays my humble countenance upon the glorious coming of Next Tuesday. Actually, my loyal supporters invented this work of art long before the Running Dog Amerikkans stole it and slapped a whore over my image:

Then again, I suppose they were not the first to slap a whore, just ask Comrade Spitzer...







Oh, and thanks for not delving into the secret "operative" sharing our crawfish.






When will the Chairman deal with Marshal Pupovich's treason? If our beloved MTE or even BHO fail to win the election, it will be because of his treachery...

