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Chavez tells Obama to follow the socialist path

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Chavez: "Come Obama, ally with us on the path to socialism"

March 6 (Bloomberg) -- Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez comments on U.S. President Barack Obama and the state of the U.S. economy. He made the remarks today on Venezuelan state television.

“It's regrettable the crisis that the U.S. is living through. Millions of workers are being left in the street, thousands of companies are closing, in the U.S. there isn't a single new infrastructure project. Go look for a highway there, the country has gone bust.”

“Now President Obama arrived with some announcements, hopefully, but the capitalist model and its perverse values have failed.”

“I recommend to Obama -- they're criticizing him because they say he's moving towards socialism -- come Obama, ally with us on the path to socialism, it's the only road.”

“Imagine a socialist revolution in the U.S. Nothing is impossible.”

https://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601086&sid=aB6yw1ihGZ2k&refer=latin_america

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Pssh! Someone tell Chavez that Obama ain't running the bingo around these parts. If he wants Socialism -- American Socialism -- he has to come to ME.

And seeing me in my palatial Speaker's office ain't cheap either, bub.


What do they have down there? Pesos or something?? I'll take Pesos, oil, rice, beans, whatever. Whatever he has I'm accepting -- there is a buyer somewhere, Comrades. Hell, I sold HBO my daughter's dumb ass documentaries, didn't I?




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Comrade Pelosivich,

Your signature block is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Keeper of The Children's Signature Block!!

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[HIGHLIGHT=#eeece1]“Imagine a socialist revolution in the U.S. Nothing is impossible.”
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Has Chavez been asleep for the past few months? Have the efforts of our glorius Congress not taken us to the very brink of said revolution?

Comrade Pelosivich,
Yes, fantastic signature block. It becomes you.

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Comrades! There has been a translation error of Kommisar Clinton proportions! Comrade Chavez told Obama to <a href="https://beltwayblips.dailyradar.com/vid ... o_a_obama/"> "wash his ass"</a>, not "wish he was a socialist". Chavez realizes that flushing so much kulak money down the toilet is a very messy business.

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