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Campus Gulag Now Open, Inmates Wanted

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Some like-minded young comrades started their own version of the People's Karl Marx Treatment & Re-education Center directly on campus.

- https://www.campusgulag.org

Check them out!

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Here is picture from Pravda of the new Karl Marx treatment center at the University...

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Edvard Shootski wrote:Comrade Burnzski on Guard!

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If our children are beginning to doubt the wisdom of the Collective, then it means that they have not been bought enough with grants and scholarships. What would happen if students at college actually <i>learned to think</i>? Lenin forfend!

Each shall instantly go to Jiffi-Lobo and be fitted with a Superheterodyne, Phased-antenna array, mu-metal shielded tin-foil hat, which will look very fetching once they have been released from the tender administrations of sensitivity training.

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Yes, this is very good, but it appears to be too warm. Everyone knows to have a correct Gulag you must have snow and ice. But this is a good "Starter gulag".

One would hope that they at least pipe in the "Sounds of the Gulag©"From Hemlock
Productions $21.99, Contains, charming sounds of Machine guns, screams, whips, shouting, and attack dogs growling. Yes comrades sounds that will bring you home.
This will also serve to prepare them for Kind and Generous leaders, Jiffy Lobo®


Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitalityä INC
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Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
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This CD, Red Star, "Sounds of the Gulag." Is it the genuine one or the knock off by Popeil? Now you know I'm the last person to scruple at cheeseparing, but we need to make sure that the sounds of the gulag are genuine.

We need to have the proles learn to cower at the sound of barking attack dogs. Do you think that we ought to set up classes to distinguish say between the sounds of a German shepherd, a Doberman or a Rottweiler? I, with my fine ear, can tell the difference in a second.

Now here at the Rancho I have two sorts of dogs. The dogs which bark, <i>pour encourager les autres</i>, and dogs which have had their voice boxes removed, so that they don't give notice as they rip out the throat of a prole.

Now I have one more question. If the proles have either had their throats ripped out, have had three consecutive Jiffi-Lobos, or have been impaled, can we consider them dead, or do we have to submit them to Obamacare? I know it's just a labor-saving device but do we really <i>need</i> an Obama Death Panel when the prole is disemboweled?

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I hear tell (from the liars at BigGovernment.com) that university political commissars have found an excuse to shut down the reenactment.

Apparently the racist anti-government extremists dared to use loud speakers.

As we all know, only noisy Leftist demonstrators are allowed to use bullhorns to get their message out. Rightwing reactionaries are expected to sit quietly in a dark corner with their mouths shut.

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Whoopie, this makes perfect sense. There are constant demonstrations at the Israeli embassy at London, calling for the death of Jews. But some Jews flew the Israeli flag and were warned off for being provocative. How sensible. It's positively enraging to Muslims to fly the Israeli flag. Whereas the Jews should just get used to people who want them dead and do everything that they can to bring it about.

Also think of conservatives who get pied on American universities. Who are shouted down.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote: Each shall instantly go to Jiffi-Lobo and be fitted with a Superheterodyne, Phased-antenna array, mu-metal shielded tin-foil hat, which will look very fetching once they have been released from the tender administrations of sensitivity training.

Most equal Comissar, they will need insulated soviet brown bear fur versions of these hats for proper gulag use.

This Jiffi-Lobo hat has excellent tuned signal pulling power. It is being held at the korrekt angle to align with Comrade Laika's space orbit as well:

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The "Art Installation Policy" guy sure was quick on his feet. That's probably why the University hired him, b/c he is so smart. Way to think on your feet, big guy!

This is a dangerous group that the Univerisity is routing. Anyone within ACORN voter registration range should be shuffled into the cattle pens and either branded or butchered. Troublesome cattle infect the other cattle and soon we would have a stampede on our hands.

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Ahhhh......the audacity of youth. We've had the Universities locked down for decades. Still, their effort is most refreshing.

Here's to ya Comrades:

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Yes, we've had the universities for decades. I wish that Gollum were here to advise us. He's the perfect exemplar of the university mindset. Self-righteous, ill-informed, polemical, nasty, narrow-minded and snooty.

What's not to love?

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Venerable Theocritus,
Would The Party be interested in marketing mass distributing stuffed animal Gollums? They could have a belly that you squeeze to hear a recording of tyrannical dictators Peloski or any of our favorite Czars from past or present. They could be used as raffle prizes at global children's rights protests or decorate midway awnings at local county fairs to terrifydelight little children. And, oh let's see...what else could we do with them? The university gulags could use them as lice infected pillows with a "burning flesh" perfume on them. And after we have made a truckload of money donated the proceeds to the kollective kitchen there will be world peace.

If stuffed Gollums already exist, which they probably do, maybe we could make our own version...the body of Gollum with the head of Mao. Or the body of Hildebeast with the head of Stalin. Anything that troubles the souls of capitalists is going to be fun!

(If this has already been proposed before...oops!)

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CC, what a wonderful idea! This will give a new meaning to Cabbage Patch Kids. After all, what vegetable is more progressive than a cabbage? Unless it is of course a Gollum.

I just wish that Gollum hadn't decamped though, before I could thank him enough for his enlightenment. And perhaps get some pointers. The only problem with your excellent suggestion about stuffed-animal Gollums is that they would have to be very smart robots, because i myself have never seen a stuffed animal that could steal and then blame you for it.

Of course that could be solved if we could have a Useful Idiot Gollum. That one wouldn't have to steal at all, or spout rubbish, or be sententious at all. It would merely be a Gollum doll with one of my impaling sticks right through it, wearing a tee-shirt saying, "I'm the most useful of useful idiots!"

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It is too bad that the Campus Gulag was not say a Campus Sweatshop where people could protest the evil sweatshops that made their clothing. Or a PETA gathering, with nearly naked prog wymyn roaming around to Raise Awareness(TM) (and other things too!) any of the host of other progressive causes. But a Gulag mocking The System? NEVER. Too reactionary.

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7.62, one of the things that we Made Progressives have to do is to kill humor. Humor, in the wrong hands, is a weapon. Humor is always a weapon. Since we are politically correct we make jokes but they're not funny jokes; they're just sneering. We telegraph that we're going to make a joke, and we do, about say Chimpy McBu$Hitler, and expect people to laugh at it, without noticing that there's no humor, only sneering. And that they are laughing (and this is strictly in camera) about people a shitload better than they are.

Don't wish too hard for nearly naked prog chicks. Some of them are very, er, earnest.
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This Progressive is from Breasts Not Bombs.

Misguided youth have gotten all wrong about glory of gulag. I immediately demand I be given tenure to teach proper prol positions for groveling.

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GG, to teach groveling you have to become accredited in groveling. Have you groveled today?

Have you said your 100 Hail Obamas? Have you abased yourself as an American, guilty of raping the planet? All this is Groveling 101 at Prog U.

Commissar Theocritus I forgive your ignorance, yea as socialist I praise your kept in the darkness. Being you have thoughts focused by leaders like lazer beam my benevolent handlers will allow you in on top top secret. I am double naught naught spy trained by Boris and Natasha with advance study under that mastermind Jethro Bodine. Through years and years of practice I am a sixth degree black belt in groveling. I can smile with a sincerity that smotes the sun when given frozen turnip for Stalin Sensation Supper. For twenty six years I have endured bourgeois torture ritual called marriage. In my capitalist cover story daily I am salesman convincing FAT corrupt bovines dress make them look pretty.

Illustrious one I try my best to emulate for the glory of all that is good in THE ONE's eyes to pass for a proper American. Yes yes I do. ALthough I had to use toothpicks to keep them open I look at decadent dolls at Hooters and have learned for infiltration reasons who Dale Earnhardt is. Although I am equipped in fashion to give girly girls GIANT GRINS I have only molested holes in ground not violated whole sphere of planet. Still learning arts of progressive propaganda. Maybe next year.

I just received my appointment badge to start new center of education. You are immediately to get refresher course comrade.

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GG, I am impressed that you are doing as well undercover as to pretend interest in decadent capitalist sex objects. Now for myself, I am a highly placed Made Progressive and so nothing gets the attention of my junk like
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Look at those lines! That form! That thing can dig beets for days!

Commissar Theocritus although I have not advanced past the stage of fooling Amerikan peasants (child's play) I must cast a comrade SHAME ON YOU for owning such an object of envy. In my village man with donkey was doing well and man with mule was made klulak. Lucky for you and all true believes in equality our venerable vaginaette who banishes all desire for decadent viagara usage has wheels for the masses. Sober up back slider before skateboard reserved for you.

https://www.dailyhaha.com/_vids/pelosi_mobile.htm

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GG, I didn't say that I own that. That's a pin-up on my wall. Now I confess to owning a pin-up picture printed on glossy paper, which shows immodesty, but, well, it gives me inspiration.

Every day when I rise I look at that and think that just maybe, if I toil unceasingly for the masses, maybe I'll get to spit-shine that tractor some day. Look at the wheels on that tractor! Look at the <i>headlights</i>!

My breathing is getting faster. Oh...the windshield...huff, puff, the muffler...

Ahhhhhh!

I need a cigarette.

Commissar I am astonished at your cockroach like instinct reflexes at wheedling out of a reprimand. My heart too beats faster at such a display of progressive training. Now that wraith has been so masterfully deflected it is no socialist crime to admire and lust for heavy industrial equipment. I remember the marvel the first time I saw a flushing commode at the gulag commander. The miracles of progressive progress! Like you I for a moment wished I had more than a pot to err relieve in but contented myself just scrub the bowl.

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GG, I must confess however to having one bourgeois appliance. It is a stainless-steel potato peeler.

I know! I know! Conspicuous consumption, but let's consider it. It takes off less potato and makes thinner peels. And before you accuse me of not eating the peels, I feed them to proles less equal than I am. Once I just refused to feed my proles, but they unfortunately died on me, which is most unpatriotic. So I now feed them the thinnest of the peelings of shriveled, old, rotting potatoes.

Made with my stainless-steel potato peeler.


 
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