Comrades,

Events took an unexpected turn yesterday evening when a large crowd of Antifa and BLM activists descended on the "Al Qabal" mosque in downtown Seattle and burnt it to the ground.

The peaceful protesters were apparently provoked by certain passages in Islamic scripture that endorse slavery.

A press release from the Grand Inquisitioner of the "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone" explains:

"As a new nation of unparallelled equality and egalitarianism, we oppose all ideologies that consistently and unapologetically endorse the institution of slavery.

"It would be hypocritical to criticise the current system in the United States while allowing another system that has a far greater history of slavery and oppression. We do not want to be called hypocrites or uneducated fools who know nothing about history. Nope, we couldn't allow that. Ever."

Long live the revolution!

Comrade Minitrue

It appears, the Religion of Peace retaliates now on the Dark Continent. (?)

The Republicans are sure to pounce on this.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:The Republicans are sure to pounce on this.

Only if we swing harder shovels, Pinkie, only if we swing harder shovels.

I'm disappointed, this report hasn't been validated by a thorough debunking yet.