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Who or what are The KG3? And why?

Some say they are an ad hoc group of cagey party misfits "putting the toil in toilet humor." Others suspect this troika was selected for its commitment to outstanding production. Do not be ridiculous. But perhaps the masses have the right to know why The KG3s efforts merit a separate category when they are not even children of elite Party members? Perhaps it is not wise to ask too many questions.

Barack Balled (I ony sleep with Democrats)

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Some of the dire consequences of political inbreeding in Blue States.

This is a parody of TruthThroughAction.org's short film, Blue Balled. The original film, horribly edited, has a message so badly cobbled together that to parody it is like whacking a pinata with a boat oar, sans blindfold. But we couldn't resist. The film is so self-satisfyingly smug it has a virtual "kick me" sign on it.

What we can't help thinking is that when you ask Obama supporters why they are voting for him they say, "because he has the ability to bring the country together." Oh, really? These knuckleheads have made an entire film about the complete polar opposite of Barack's supposed appeal.

Enjoy!


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I am so touched that someone is FINALLY speaking up for the sleazy, slutty bar room skanks of America.
One enthusiastic thumb up! Oh wait a minute....that may not be a thumb.

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LOL. As it always happens in movie business, my original script adaptation has been completely rewritten by studio hacks hired to appeal to the audiences' basest instincts. But you just wait - I'll make an independent production of my original idea, reflecting the primordial throbbing passion of progressivism.

But I must admit that editing was done superbly. Big cheer to Big Fur Hat here!

I'll probably hire him to edit my own badly edited videos.

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BFH here,

Okay.. let's get a couple of things straight here.
This was an Irony Curtain project from the start. He found it, he said that it was served up on a silver platter waiting to be justifiably kicked. (And from the comments on the Huff Post and YouTube, the original video is getting body slammed BY LIBERALS!!!)
((When your pet project is given a rotten tomato by your fellow travelers you really ought to rethink your self proclaimed role as strategist, artist with a cause and member of the elite intelligentsia.))
Secondly, HippieCritic was flinging the one-liners around like a lib flings other peoples money. So, kudos to him.
Thirdly, I know movies, and Mr.TruthThroughAction, this ain't no movie.
I got involved because I was personally offended, not as a conservative, but as a creative.
Besides, the unintended message is more insulting to liberals than conservatives.
But if you're going to try and foster a failed message, at least be adept at delivering it.
What a mess of a movie... WITH A BUDGET!

Fourthly! That's NOT FAIR.
Why should these guys have a budget when I don't have a budget? Don't I have the right to a budget? They should have given me half their budget! And if they wouldn't do it willingly, some politician should come along and mandate that I will have as much of a budget as other people!!
I HOPE that this problem will CHANGE!
Hope. Change.
That's catchy.


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A glowing from ABC News site.

Two Democrat bar skanks posing as journalists wrote:Dems Use Edgy Films to Rally Youth Voters
'Blue Balled' Uses Sex-Laden Video; New GOP Site Targets Youth
By SUSAN DONALDSON JAMES and CLOE SHASHA

A stunning 20-something woman hooks up with a seemingly innocent guy at a rowdy singles bar. Hot foreplay starts on the cab ride home and progresses into the bedroom.

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"Blue Balled" -- an edgy, video short distributed on YouTube and other Web sites this week -- has a simple message: If you vote Democrat, you are intellectual, hip and savvy. If you vote Republican, you are an untouchable -- bumbling, square and uptight.

Did we forget to mention that McCain's adoring fan knocked over his beer at the bar, offered his erstwhile one-night-stand a Johnny Walker Red and lined up his shoes at the bedroom door before jumping into the sack?

The Democrat's drop-dead gorgeous face was framed with hip, wire-rimmed glasses and luscious, well-groomed locks.

The video, created by the new political organization TruthThroughAction.org, is one more affirmation that the Internet is a central character in the 2008 presidential race.

The blue-leaning nonprofit was founded by New York filmmakers Joshua Sugarman and Brandon Yankowitz of YaSu Media, who are producing a series of short films and online videos. The "527" group is, unlike political action committees, exempt from contribution limits.

This five-ruble bill says that comrades Sugarman and Yankowitz are about to get more hot blowjobs from members of sympathetic press corps.

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The ABC article is not only free advertisement for the Dems (which is normal) - it also provides a free link to the truththroughaction.org, particularly a well-produced slide show of "Sleep with Democrats" creatures. I particularly like this Democrat in heat. Oh yeah, baby!

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I bet she's been registered as a Democrat as a puppy and has been consistently sending absentee votes for Chuck Schumer and the pack.

I also like this quote:

ABC wrote:Obama supporter Lily Claire Nussbaum owned the "I only sleep With Democrats" pin before she watched the video. "What a great video, and all the more great for me, because I have that pin," said the 21-year-old New Yorker.
They even gave her full name! Anybody want to find her and slurp from this human slop bucket? Hello? Anybody at all?

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https://www.friendster.com/photos/28866 ... 6621832625

Well. This Lily Nussbaum ( I have no idea if it's the right one) seems quite fetching.
I'd hate to think that she's a slop bucket, I like her taste ... in music.

She seems to be hanging out with that SNL "cock in a box" dude.

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Hopefully her clamidia treatments will be all day on the first Tuesday in November.
LMAO!

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BFH - she must be the one! Her profile says: "Interested In: Activity Partners" Also of all quotes she chose to use this one: "i can't get on facebook because my college won't tell me what my email address is. fuckers."

And my doctors won't tell me where I'm at and what my name is. Oh yes, she's the one.

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And here she is singing on MySpace.

https://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?f ... d=20388309

I'm going to make Lily FAMOUS!!!!

She's not bad... Dead Pigeons sounds like it was recorded inside a Maytag washing machine.
I actually know what that sounds like. The chordal harmonies are nice, pleasant.

Coconut Grove is very interesting. The acoustic guitar could have been buried a bit more, since it was saying absolutely nothing. The recording sounds like a wiretap.

Sonnet sounds a little better, like it was recorded at Playland in their Record-a- Record booth.
That's an upgrade from the Maytag. I particularly like when you can hear the car blow it's horn outside during the recording. I hope she makes money, that way she can buy another chord for that accompaniment. The two that she uses gets a little grating after the first few bars.

Clap Hands is the studio masterpiece, recorded with two (I'm guessing Sennheiser) room mics hovering way above the drum kit and chorus. The other being about 3 feet in front of the upright.
Lily sings on a Shure stage performance mic ( again guessing) that she walks to and from at various times during the performance. Overall effect : sounds like a recorded rehearsal.
Then the end comes and you realize it was a live performance at some coffee house!
It's a shame when the live recording is better than your other stuff.

Overall: I like Lily Nussbaum. The timbre of her voice is a bit tamped and smoky throughout her range, giving it a feeling of limited range. Her skatting is, well, the skatting of a nice jewish girl.
I give her a 3 1/2 out of a possible 5!

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Commissar Maksim wrote:
Hopefully her clamidia treatments will be all day on the first Tuesday in November.
LMAO!
I like the line authored by Red Square -
the Offshore Drilling line - one of my faves.!

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UPDATE!!!!!

A look of the pics on MYSPACE reveals that Lily Nussbaum is INDEED Lily Claire Nussbaum, the ABC plant, I mean operativ, I mean random passerby on the street.

So folks.. just remember when thinking about Lily's dreamy voice... SHE ONLY SLEEPS WITH DEMOCRATS!!! So, no need to buy her recordings if you're on her list of unacceptable human beings. You know, like David Dukes list.

If this trend continues doctors can separate strains of virii into blue and red varieties. Then Blue doctors can work diligently on the blue strains, allowing red staters to DIE!!!

It's progressive Eugenics!!!!
It's progressive Bigotry!!!
It's .. It's... not progressive.

Dipshits.

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Like Jane in the Dems video, she'll "only" sleep with every democrat!


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General Secretary wrote:this has to go front page

FULL FRONTAL PAGE! RIGHT OUT THERE IN THE OPEN, UNASHAMED!

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BigFurHat wrote:If this trend continues doctors can separate strains of virii into blue and red varieties. Then Blue doctors can work diligently on the blue strains, allowing red staters to DIE!!!

It's progressive Eugenics!!!!

I call it Political Inbreeding.

There is a special page dedicated to Political Inbreeding on CurrentTruthThroughSex.org. It shows a well-produced slide show of various creatures, some of whom are people, wearing "I only sleep with Democrats" shirts.

They look very much like the staff (including the cleaning ladies) that service clients at the Emperor's Club where Democrat Governor Eliot Spitzer was client #9, and what is written on their uniforms "I only sleep with Democrats" is not just the motto - it's a job requirement!

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On a different note, I like the music of Lily Claire. She has learned a lot from Ella Fitzgerald and in general shows a refreshing knowledge of musical culture that is lacking in most wannabe musicians of her age, especially the "progressive" ones. She is still young and her voice may mature if she doesn't follow the usual pattern of sleeping with Democrats, snorting cocaine with Democrats, overdosing with Democrats, waking up in the gutter with Democrats, and spending the rest of her years living off welfare checks with Democrats, while whining about the oppressive system that didn't allow to develop her talent.

Too bad she got brainwashed so early, but that is expected of a New York student. If that is really the same Lily Claire.

Red Square wrote:BFH - she must be the one! Her profile says: "Interested In: Activity Partners" Also of all quotes she chose to use this one: "i can't get on facebook because my college won't tell me what my email address is. fuckers."

And my doctors won't tell me where I'm at and what my name is. Oh yes, she's the one.

Well at least the Party has the slutty-not-so-bright-self-absorbed youth vote. Maybe she'll be too busy partying on election day that she'll have no time to vote.

So they'll only sleep with Democrats and their idol is going to "unite" us all. Can somebody explain how that works to me?

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Branish wrote: Well at least the Party has the slutty-not-so-bright-self-absorbed youth vote.

Is there any other type of youth vote?

My surprise in watching this clip was it wasn't two dudes. I feel so left out. Where is the ACLU? I will file a complaint with the Kalafornia Supreme Court!

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That video arouses me with thoughts of having a glorious revolution this weekend. Do any of my fellow travelers out there happen to have the number of Sex Workers' ParadiseTM handy? The Capitalist Pigs have oppressed the hard drive where all my phone numbers were stored.

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I notice that most of those wimmin have that skanky look that we all look for in progressive wimmin!

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Comrade #9! We suggest you lay off the glorious weekend revolutions for the time being unless you want to be replaced with a cardboard cutout. You are not making our job of liberating your hard drive from the capitalist oppression any easier.

FYI Sex Workers' Paradise happens to be a code name for the Pupovich's Party Pleasure Palace frequented by the Party Inner Circle (PIC) members and Superdelegates, who spend the rest of the week fighting for raising the minimum wage, nationalization of plants and factories, and other issues that advance a glorious socialist utopia.

In the lobby there hangs a large red banner with the words

Welcome to Sex Workers' Paradise - where sleeping with Democrats is a job requirement!

The place is also famous for its guest soaps and free HBO (Hate Bush Orgasm).

Just ask Pupovich, Commissar of Eco-Prostitution and Mental Health. You can also ask Commissarka Pinkie, who is in charge of everybody's guest soaps here. But you have to be careful because if you're not wearing a red hat, red shirt, red boxers, or any other apparel that is red, she may just whack you upside the head with a shovel. She only talks to ardent progressives.

Oh, and the government regulations imposed by the Democrat Congress require that to sleep with any of our liberated sex workers you must obtain a permit from the Commissariat of Eco-Prostitution and Mental Health, and submit your application, tax returns for the last five years, signed affidavits from at least three family members, and proof of address - all of it notarized and in triplicate. Unless, of course, you are a Democrat donor - then you can just walk in through the back door.

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Anybody remember any of the progressive pickup lines we discussed earlier at the Cube? They may fit right in with this discussion of people who only sleep with Democrats. In fact, they are so in line with the original "Blue Balled" video that I'm tempted to say it over and over: Life imitates the People's Cube!

Hello my fellow comrades,

Truly, i found that video to be personally inspiring, i now know that even if i am not a member of the proletariat, i still have a chance with a party member! It restores my faith in God, errr, Lenin, no, not him, i do not think he would have approved of such irresponsible fraternization with the class enemy.

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I want a picture of Arianna Stassinopoulos-Huffington wearing a shirt that says "I only sleep with democrats now that I've gotten filthy rich divorcing a republican"

RIK

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Rikalonius wrote:I want a picture of Arianna Stassinopoulos-Huffington wearing a shirt that says "I only sleep with democrats now that I've gotten filthy rich divorcing a republican"

RIK






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Red Square wrote:A stunning 20-something woman hooks up with a seemingly innocent guy at a rowdy singles bar.

"Seemingly innocent".... nice touch! A warning to all progressive wimmin! The enemy can appear innocent. There is even reports of genetically engineered conservatives created that even border on "sexy" to lure progressive wimmin into their web of deceit.

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Red Square wrote:Anybody remember any of the progressive pickup lines we discussed earlier at the Cube?...
Yes, but I believe the finished product was never published outside of the bunker.

Sex Workers' Paradise?

We at the Recycling and Reclamation Department DO NOT clean that place.

Even Rats have standards.

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Nice work, Comrade Hat. I'm surprised no one has thought of Governor Spitzer's (err- I mean Client #9) escort wearing such a shirt.

...............but my car leans left"



Ouch I'm sore................stop it

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I am humbled by that last comment -
to be recognized by the GENERAL SECRETARY!!

To think only 3 months ago I was a potato digger.
It goes to prove that with hard work and independent thought a young
man can get ahead in a communist socie....

Excuse me a moment, there is someone knocking on my door...
now they are bangin

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Say What?
I am humbled by that last comment -
to be recognized by the GENERAL SECRETARY!!
He shines my shoes.
You don't mean that?


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Good.

Now start working on my "Obama/Dolemite '08" posters.

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RedSquare wrote:Comrade#9! We suggest you lay off the glorious weekendrevolutions for thetime being unless you want to be replaced with acardboard cutout.You are not making our job of liberating your harddrive from thecapitalist oppression any easier.
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Justask Pupovich, Commissar of Eco-Prostitution and Mental Health. Youcan also ask Commissarka Pinkie, who is in charge of everybody'sguest soaps here. But you have to be careful because if you're notwearing a red hat, red shirt, red boxers, or any other apparel thatis red,she may just whack you upside the head with a shovel. She onlytalks to ardent progressives.
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all ofitnotarized and in triplicate. Unless, of course, you are aDemocratdonor - then you can just walk in through the backdoor.


Would a vote for Comrade Sharpton in my sector's 2004 Party Primary suffice for a rear entry admission, or at least a temporary day pass? I am beginning to form boils in frustration as it now seems like forever since my last glorious revolution. I thought helping out a comrade in need with the Party's ability was what it was all about.



BTW, must I not wear red boxers for the privilege of an introduction to the lovely Commissarka's shovel? It's the only color I was issued and I find the prospect of being shovel struck intriguing. I researched a well illustrated article once when the jack boot was on the other foot about getting off in the gulag using similar techniques.

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Wait a minute...you got issued underwear? Who did you have to fondle What office does one contact for an underwear ration? (I'm starting to chafe.)

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Branish wrote:

Nice work, Comrade Hat. I'm surprised no one has thought of Governor Spitzer's (err- I mean Client #9) escort wearing such a shirt.

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This is "Client #9's" People's Sex Worker Operative, "Kristen." The Party determined that it was in the best interest of the People that she not wear a, how you say, "tee-shirt" but rather a decadent, Western-style sunbathing garment made by Shaolin monk-peasants (sold at Wal-Mart) to better blend-in and infiltrate capitalist hierarchy. This surveillance photo shows her engineering the corruption and subsequent fall from grace of Client #9.

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I applaude the womyn (I believe this is the new Party way of spelling a female human) in this video. She proves Party loyalty by not bringing a mutt of a Party child and an evil Reactionary, resulting in a confused child.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Wait a minute...you got issued underwear? Who did you have to fondle What office does one contact for an underwear ration? (I'm starting to chafe.)

Shame on you Comrade, you are having capitalist thoughts, Chafing for the glory of the empire and your new Obamafurer is something to beam with pride about. You will need to report to the Gulag errrrrr re-education facility.

Now report to your locate labor camp immediately.

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"Locate labor camp?" A new function from Gulagoogle?

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K.G.B. Komisar wrote:[Shame on you Comrade, you are having capitalist thoughts, Chafing for the glory of the empire and your new Obamafurer is something to beam with pride about. You will need to report to the Gulag errrrrr re-education facility.

Now report to your locate labor camp immediately.

What is this? A wannabe comrade who deigns to appoint himself to "Komisar" what ever that is, daring to challenge a comrade that has donated his body to the cause? A People's Hero? You find fault in him while you waste precious Party electrons with imperialist "animated" avitar depicting a cat beast of all things, relaxing in a bourgeois island "paradise" while relegating a rabbit to some sort of object for your Lenin only knows pleasure?
No, it is you comrade that will be issued a shovel and your beet sack bed has been prepared for you at the KRMC!

By order of Commissar Pupovich, Honorary Vice Chairman!

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Rikalonius wrote:I want a picture of Arianna Stassinopoulos-Huffington wearing a shirt that says "I only sleep with democrats now that I've gotten filthy rich divorcing a republican"

RIK
That alone establishes her as a skank whore (replete w/ skank-stamp tat I'll wager)...I was in Cali in those days; she IS a whore-for-hire.



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A desired Democrat addition to this discussion:

Sex and the Democrats (Red Square Cube Classic)


Democrat Sex Scandals


 
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