Studies show that casual sex is a number one issue among Democrat voters. Democrats think that casual sex with strangers is more important than

- Energy
- Economy
- National Security

The scientific consensus is clear: while Republicans spread freedom and democracy, Democrats spread sexually transmitted diseases.

Show this to your children if you want to teach them the most important thing in life: that sex and politics go hand in hand.




Everything you always wanted to know about Democrat campaign videos but were afraid to ask:

• 99% of all Democrats think with their genitalia
  
• 98% of bar room skanks who'll bang a stranger vote for Democrat candidates
  
• 97% of them think that crude oil is an off-brand personal lubricant
  
• 96% of them think that offshore drilling means sex on a cruise ship
  
• 99% of all Democrats believe that by sleeping with strangers they advance progress and give back to the community.
  
• If your daughter has Clinton values she will probably vote Democrat
  
• The Democrats want to get the Republicans blue balled while the Republicans want to get America's enemies blue balled
  
• Republicans spread freedom and democracy
  
• Democrats spread sexually transmitted diseases
  
• Think with your other head.
  
• Vote Republican

This is a parody of a video made by a group called True Love Waits for a Democrat

D00000de! After seeing that video I only have two questions.

1: What are these woman's names?

and...

2: Can I have their cell numbers please?

Just because I'm for making love and not war, doesn't mean I'm making either. Down with the sexually bourgeois!

Oh Puhleaze sweet sister!
One word only
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

(oh and were these characters wearing the new Party Approved uniform? I noticed they were all in red; except for the goobish guy in blue tighties. But aren't the Republican states red? shouldn't the party be in blue? red? blue? blue balled? help - synapses blowing - granarhadadiaosjascsw3df333 dad9isd2a. slobber..........

They are wearing the party approved uniform. Nakedness. After the revolution they will either be naked or in aprons caring for the many new, happy proletariat children they will berth, for the common good. Abortion is only legal while communism is not the dominate socio-economic form of governance. Because of its effectiveness in tearing down bourgeois Capitalist notions. Once communism takes over, abortions will only be allowed with state consent. So, good women of the new order will breed like Irish Catholics once Comrade Obama is taking care of all their needs.

RIK

Sex with them? No thanks. I'd fall asleep. They'd fall in love.

How many rubles for the glorious brunette comradette in the red dress?

This seemed like a good thread to post this photo I found of a very cute Progressive couple.


Can't you just see them achieving multiple HBO together?

That one chick had one B.A. RACK on her

/off karacter/
Hmmmm... So, no sex with shallow, selfish morons for the next four years? How about never? I can live with that.
Besides, leftism is a major turn off.

I still think it would be funny to do a parody video with exactly the same dialogue using aging hippie chicks, flabby males, and people who have lived above the arctic circle for several years. Too bad I just don't have the time or serious interest to make it.

-Character off-
Here's a bit of irony for you. An issue of GQ a couple years ago had an article explaining how Republicans are better lays than Democrats.

Pinkie!

Arrrrrgggh!

Can't you just see them achieving multiple HBO together?

My head just exploded!

Please make it go away....
Awww...Gawddamn....So close to Halloween....so very close....
How am I supposed to sleep tonight? Any night?
Ohhh...the vision....ohhh...the pain.

Not to change the subject, but did The Mime™ get hit above the left eye with a rubber bullet or was it a rubber biscut?
It looks like the Red Welt of Courage.
Either that or it's a zit.

Laika the Space Dog wrote: Not to change the subject, but did The Mime™ get hit above the left eye with a rubber bullet or was it a rubber biscut?
It looks like the Red Welt of Courage.
Either that or it's a zit.

/off karacter/
I'm going to say it's a zit. When I saw that picture (thanks Pinkie, I just vomited a little) my first thought was "Holy crap dude, take a damn shower!" I guess mime acts and angry, pissing, spitting blogging just aren't paying the bills because he's obviously spent the last couple of weeks sleeping on a park bench.

Pinkie wrote:Can't you just see them achieving multiple HBO together?

All I have to say is... ewww. Do you think they slept together? Commissar M is correct to be induced to vomit. I feel one coming on myself.

RiK

Since the rethuglicans all lie like the bushitler, how could she know for sure which way a, ahem, future ex-comrade in arms, voted?

Something tells me that the Flat Gareths aren't going to have a problem. Until their party-approved doktor tells them 'the news' a few months later. Fortunately, when the Messiah is selected, they'll get all the free health care they need. A glorious moment indeed!

Comrades,

A friend once slept with a progressive marine biologist and woke up with crabs.

Adolf Hitler was a National Socialist and reportedly had but one testicle. Thus we can see that he was physically and politically-eponymously only half Socialist, which was enough for Comrade Stalin to do the people's business with him for as long as necessary. Since all things flow from the Party, that would include the famous Crocodile Dundee "fact check" or "assumed gender assumption" handshake. Clearly Stalin, a two-baller, knew how to use it to gauge Socialist sentiment, although that particular method seems to have fallen out of favor. I blame the reactionary Khrushchev.

But back to testicles, pairs of which hang beneath only true male members of the Party. Clearly all true Party leaders had pairs; otherwise they would not have been able to liquidate class enemies, revisionists, reactionaries, kulaks, Trotskyists, and people wearing glasses. It seems testosterone becomes more plentiful when those who oppose the Party are bound and rendered immobile before execution; when captured, Comrade Che, fully loaded clip in weapon, seemed notably lacking in the manliness he showed when executing prisoners in La Cabana. Rev 'em up Jesse Jackson has duly remarked about The One's nuts--plural, comrades, plural: more equal (and plentiful) than others.

Hanging tight under the The One, the Party will redistribute testicles as needed. To ensure testicular count equality, Comrade Trofim Lysenko's grafting and other progressive biological findings will surely prove fruitful.

Perhaps a Spanish-speaking colleague can confirm this, but I believe testicles are in noted language often colloquially termed "eggs." Perhaps faulty translation is what has thus prevented the Revolution from taking place in Latin America, Spain, and Equatorial Guinea, for what male member of the revolutionary proletariat would be willing to make that utopian omelet at the cost of breaking a few, or his own one or two, eggs?

I'm afraid the girls in this video will give me a bad case of the red menace!

Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Perhaps a Spanish-speaking colleague can confirm this, but I believe testicles are in noted language often colloquially termed "eggs."

Don't know about Spanish, but in the Mother Tongue testicles are called eggs indeed. That is an endless source of sophomoric humor in all Russian-speaking working collectives and student bodies. My favorite is the joke about an old babushka who got on a crowded bus during a rush hour while carrying a heavy shopping bag. And as she did she cried out, "Guys, careful about those eggs!" Someone told her she shouldn't be carrying a bag full of eggs on a crowded bus. "It's not," she said. "It's full of 10-inch nails."

But sophomoric humor aside, it seems that equal redistribution of testicles is an idea whose time has come. It is unfair that males are often hoarding as much as two - when female comrades are completely testicle-less unless they were lucky to be born with one. It is a shame that in the richest country of the world the government doesn't have a taxpayer-subsidized agency involved in a vigorous redistribution of testicles.

As an example, consider this exchange:

Joe the Plumber: "You're going to cut off my testicles and give them to someone else, aren't you?"
Barack the Obama: "It's not that I want to punish your success. I just want to make sure that everybody that is behind you, that they have a chance for success too."

Of course the right-wingers interpreted it as "If you don't guard your loins now you'll have to guard your behinds later."

Spreading the testicles around,
Red Square

Looking at the picture of that girl with the big lollipop, I got to thinking: Surely they must make lollipops that look like the Obama emblem? They must! They'd be stupid not to!

But alas, a google search turned up nothing of the sort. I typed in "Obama Lollipops" and got this:





For some reason I'm reminded of the lipstick-on-a-pig fiasco.

Pinkie, when I googled "Obama Lollipop" all I got was stuff about Larry Sinclair.

I wonder if the lipstick on a pig was a thinly veiled reference to Ex El Presidente Bubba.

Exciting Announcement to all Comradettes from My Party Central:

Glorious Free Love Coming Soon in a Commune Near You!

call now for an appointment:

1-800-ONE-FOOT
(1-800-663-3668)

This people's instructional video did not adequately address the steps needed to eliminate your same sex partner attending your church's congregation when your political career starts gaining momentum. Is there a second part coming up?

(off)
And to think I'm screwing myself over(no pun intended) by either waiting for one person, and one person only, or not having sex at all.

Truly the last slogan is true, "Republicans spread wealth. . .Democrats spread STD's".

Maybe one day, the liberal female's testes* will be infected by a new virus which dissolves the tissue in a matter of minutes.

*On Rush's Morning Update, October 13,2008, he goes on to say German scientists found sperm cells are just as versatile as stem cells. To put that punch he does so well at the end, he goes on to say,"Moderate Republican's won't be equally represented because there aren't that many of them. . .Democrat men won't be able to because they don't have any, they gave their's to feminists."

Red Square wrote:But sophomoric humor aside, it seems that equal redistribution of testicles is an idea whose time has come. It is unfair that males are often hoarding as much as two - when female comrades are completely testicle-less unless they were lucky to be born with one. It is a shame that in the richest country of the world the government doesn't have a taxpayer-subsidized agency involved in a vigorous redistribution of testicles.

Now why would I want someone else's testicles?

No, that doesn't sound right. Let's see if I can rephrase it.

Please explain to me what I'm supposed to do with someone else's testicles?

Oh no, that doesn't work either. I'm leaving myself wide open for all manner of lascivious(dammit!) No, Pinkie! I can just hear them all snorting and guffawing. Let's try one more time:

If I had my own set of--oh hell, I don't know. I don't know how to ask what I'm trying to ask without sounding like some twit who doesn't know anything about ornithology or apiarianism because thanks to the VRWC, I only had abstinence-only education, and we all know that leads to widespread, indiscriminate, unprotected sexual activity with anything that moves (except Republicans) that results in disease and unwanted pregnancy (as if there is any other kind to a good Progressive) etc.

If state reapportioning of testicles soon commences, will
the party's self proclaimed surgeon general Jesse Jackson
oversee the removal and redistribution of Comrade Obama's?
This is assuming that first-lady-in-waiting Michelle has left him
any (?)

Everyone needs testicles. And boobs. Awww, screw it, just make everyone be required to have operations to make them hermaphrodites.

Premier Betty wrote:Everyone needs testicles. And boobs. Awww, screw it, just make everyone be required to have operations to make them hermaphrodites.

Comrade Premier Betty,

This is a glorious idea: One Party, One Sex! Homogeneity is Diversity!

Semantically it's not quite true, as hermaphrodites have both male and female reproductive units, but there's "truth" and there's The Current Truth. I know which one can send me on an all-expenses-paid-by-the-5%-who-won't-get-tax-cuts-under-The-One vacation to Siberia and accordingly think correctly.

Considering my training in Lysenkoism, however, I must make a Party-approved scientific query: Once the Party has turned us all into hermaphrodites, we will each be able to self-reproduce individually? If so, think of how wealth can be redirected from Big Pharma, Big (Email) Spam, Big Cloning, Big Sperm Bank, Big Porn (including niches catering to "small people" fetishes), Big Enhancements, and Small Dr. Ruth to be spread to those who need it; moreover, time currently wasted in pursuit of reproductive activities requiring a second (or more) party can be more efficiently used reading Marxism/Leninist tracts. As all Party members know, the latter is infinitely more satisfying.

Considering the selfless work put into the above passages for the public good, I submissively request to be placed at the end of the ration line for hermaphrodite conversion surgeries, for I always put my comrades first.

I believe there was some talk several years ago about a nation of unisex citizens. As proposed by Hillary with some help from myself.

Can Wealthspread ^tm accomplish this miraculous transformation of which you speak? (Just a little dab could do you...) Or is a new miracle spread needed? Hermaphrospread? Emasculoleo? Shemargerine?

Red Square wrote: But sophomoric humor aside, it seems that equal redistribution of testicles is an idea whose time has come. It is unfair that males are often hoarding as much as two - when female comrades are completely testicle-less unless they were lucky to be born with one. It is a shame that in the richest country of the world the government doesn't have a taxpayer-subsidized agency involved in a vigorous redistribution of testicles.

We must be cautious fellow Obamunists that by evenly distributing testicles we do not dilute the meaning, impact, and symbol of Hope TM that are the Obamessiah's own, massive gonads- as "testi"-fied by Jesse Jackson...

So does this video prove why most rock stars support the Party's candidates? After all, "SEX, drugs, and rock & roll." What about the Democrats who vote for McSame- PUMAs?

(C/O) Seriously though, these people take politics toooooo seriously. Not sleeping with someone because of WHO they vote for? No thanks anyway.... I have no interest in people who are... dare I say, slutty?

Beelzebob Brown wrote:

Red Square wrote: But sophomoric humor aside, it seems that equal redistribution of testicles is an idea whose time has come. It is unfair that males are often hoarding as much as two - when female comrades are completely testicle-less unless they were lucky to be born with one. It is a shame that in the richest country of the world the government doesn't have a taxpayer-subsidized agency involved in a vigorous redistribution of testicles.

We must be cautious fellow Obamunists that by evenly distributing testicles we do not dilute the meaning, impact, and symbol of Hope TM that are the Obamessiah's own, massive gonads- as "testi"-fied by Jesse Jackson...

Judging from the look on the Obamassiah's visage, I just assumed he was performing the miracle of turning wine into water (on the carpet no less...)

Branish wrote: No thanks anyway.... I have no interest in people who are... dare I say, slutty?

I think the party approved term is HOBAG^tm

Just for clarity's sake, comrades, is it
a. "no sex with Republicans - period"
b. "no sex with Republicans if McCain wins"
c. "no sex with Republicans if Obama wins"
I'm putting all my chips on the second one. That way, when Obama does become president, I can have copious sex with skanky liberal babes until I need reconstructive surgery in my nether regions.

Here's another pledge entirely. LMCAO (my communist ass)


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Okay, now I'm wigged out. Here's a video I found when I followed up on this first one:

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What's most disturbing is how the press people (all pro-Obama) swarmed around this guy who was simply making a statement publicly. They hounded him for his name - the SS guys in the background watching the whole time - asking questions like "don't you think it was inappropriate to interrupt a presidential candidate?" Since when? These aren't gods! These aren't royalty! Why the hell are they treating them as such? If an average citizen can't stand up to these deities without having his entire life ripped open publicly and smeared around like so much old paste (like Joe the Plumber, like the lady in Texas who refused to talk to the Obamamarketer and was investigated by the Secret Service) then which of us will have the guts to continue to speak truth to power? Sure the founding fathers put in the governmental mechanism failsafes to thwart the consolidation of power; but the failsafes only operate with an educated and generally uncorrupt populace. They don't operate when the nation is filled with useful idiots more willing to train their burning eyes on the average hobbit and not on Sauron himself. Saints preserve us.

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This enemy of the people will need a long vacation in a nice quiet gulag for his craven attempt to thwart the new dawn of the progressive world of next tuesday. See to it, comrades.

Comrades,

It would seem that Comrade AbecedariusRex has found, in the above video, the first person to be forcibly volunteered as a test subject for students in the new schools of hermaphroditic surgery that the Party will shortly establish.

Comrades, I don't speak Spanish but here in West Texas <i>huevos</i> means testicles. And <i>huevos rancheros</i> is an egg dish served to gringos. The Mexicans usually use a different word for eggs because they know that <i>huevos</i> means balls.

I do not see why our female comrades, although biologically born without testicles, cannot by fiat have them. Because although I'm not biologically a bitch, well, just look.

And Rex, why do you get so upset about the destruction of democracy? It's only useful as a stalking horse for totalitarianism. Because democracy doesn't let me be the real <i>me</i>, which is conniving, corrupt, and incredibly self-centered.

Hell, what is all that liberal guilt? Just a method of drawing attention to myself. As someone who wrote an S&M book said, "Look at the most intense S&M scene you've ever seen. Who's getting the attention? The bottom."

We're all S&M bottoms now.

Heal, us, oh Great O. Beat us, whip us, lead us to the perfect light, as we grovel, in the spotlight, throwing Colin Powell, Christopher Buckley, and Christopher Hitchens out of the limelight as we grovel toward you in your splendiferous radiance.

Just let the light shine on us a little bit.

....Move over, goddamn it. You're upstaging my high-volume groveling.

Rex....

It gets better.



HOW DARE THIS OPEN AND UNREPENTANT THOUGHTCRIMINAL NAMED QUINN INTERRUPT THE OBAMESSIAH WITH THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIENCE?

Dispatch the Black Maria.

Smersh! Find this Quinn and send him to Siberia!

Laika, please do not get your jewel-encrusted Tiffany dog collar in a twist. After the elevation of the Obamessiah, the Pledge of Allegiance will be excised as being quite beside the point, as we goose-step, arms linked in solidarity, to the Progressive World of Next Tuesday.

Which come to think of it starts Tuesday week.

I can hardly wait. Do you remember when Our Many Titted Empress' horndog husband was elected? The <i>New York Times</i> orgasmed that things were <i>already</i> better just because there was not a Rethuglican in the White House. Well, as a matter of fact there was one, but what's a fact to the NYT?

And it actionable for S&P to rate the NYT as junk stock! To the barricades! To the ramparts! Save little Pinch! Just because some fool people think that he's driven the paper of record into becoming the fishwrap of record, where autoproctological sneerocrats huff and puff.

It is not <i>true</i>, I tell you.

Meow, just why did you make off with my head meds? I'm having a really hard time concentrating now.

"What are you going to do film him to death?" The officer should be promoted to a higher position in the Propaganda Direktorate, perhaps at CNN. Rightist pledge-mongers who avoid being punished with a baby should be filmed to death.

Change!

I have an idea. Why don't we make a line of gold-plated coat hangers? For we all know that every baby is a drain on Mother Earth.

To the Bunker!

I think we have a target rich environment.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:I have an idea. Why don't we make a line of gold-plated coat hangers? For we all know that every baby is a drain on Mother Earth.

What is that great line out of the first (and only good) Matrix?

Agent Smith: You humans are a virus.

Ah yes, here it is, found in the party archives:
<br>Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

And footage no less. he he he.
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the mantra of the progressive movement in shades!

My friends El Marco and Ronitchka from Denver (where Obama gathered a huge crowd yesterday) sent me this picture of a girl in a Dem shirt.

It reveals the true meaning behind the demands for love coming from the Democrats. Pay attention to the age of the girl. She gets the message too: No sex with Republicans unless we can screw them in the rear!


My friends offer this caption:

What do you get when you mate a donkey with an elephant?
A RINO.

What do you get when you screw liberals?


Democrabs!

Eeeewww....

Some parent bought that shirt, dressed their daughter in it, sent her out in public. hm. Future Hobags of America, unite!

At least she's already got down the smug liberal slightly-embarrassed-that-I'm-actually-white smirk on her face.

She's learning. And no doubt, the publik skools will complete the process with further help from her parents who will ignore her and bail her out of every situation until she's working the street for crack.

Those are some real quality, moral and upright parents, forcing their young child to wear a sexually suggestive shirt like that. Parents of the year material right there!

Yeah, like they care as long as they're a smart ass.

Laika the Space Dog wrote:Rex....

It gets better.



HOW DARE THIS OPEN AND UNREPENTANT THOUGHTCRIMINAL NAMED QUINN INTERRUPT THE OBAMESSIAH WITH THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIENCE?

Dispatch the Black Maria.

Smersh! Find this Quinn and send him to Siberia!

Since when is raising your voice at a town hall meeting considered a security threat?

Gulag! for the harassment and persecution he received as a result of simply stating that the pledge of allegiance begin the TOWN HALL MEETING.

Red Square wrote:My friends El Marco and Ronitchka from Denver (where Obama gathered a huge crowd yesterday) sent me this picture of a girl in a Dem shirt.

It reveals the true meaning behind the demands for love coming from the Democrats. Pay attention to the age of the girl. She gets the message too: No sex with Republicans unless we can screw them in the rear!


My friends offer this caption:

What do you get when you mate a donkey with an elephant?
A RINO.

My only question is...do they make it in a onesie? This would look just precious on my friend's 4 month old baby.Indoctrinate Teach 'em young,by God Lenin!! Show them the way to a better tomorrow. A better time,when all Repugs and conservatives will be gettin' it up the a** from not just the Dems, but all the good people.

Hussies n' Thingies wrote: My only question is...do they make it in a onesie? This would look just precious on my friend's 4 month old baby.Indoctrinate Teach 'em young,by God Lenin!! Show them the way to a better tomorrow. A better time,when all Repugs and conservatives will be gettin' it up the a** from not just the Dems, but all the good people.

Hussies, I couldn't find that exact design in a onesie; however, I did find this at The One's Emporium:
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And after not being able to find a matching lollipop, check out the rattle! Isn't that just adorable?

Almost makes me wish I could have another baby. Ah, the Hope that comes with a newborn. That never ending need for Change. The end of my freedom. The sleepless nights. The constant screaming and crying. Always being pooped on. That painful red rash on the butt that never seems to go away.

Come to think of it, I don't need another baby. I just need to hope for an Obama Administration.

Pinkie, surely you don't mean that you refuse to be a brood mare for the Chosen One? I thought it was the duty of every Progressive female to pump out as many more Progressives as possible.

Because some of our sisters unfortunately tend to be quick on the draw with a coat hanger.

Hussies, the Collective expects you too to pump out as many Progressives as possible. And for both of you: learn the Party diktat: Every little Progressive is taught from the grave (1) to work without question for the party; (2) to hate Rethuglicans; (3) to lie.

Oh, and be sure to teach your little Progressives to lie.

AbecedariusRex wrote:Some parent bought that shirt, dressed their daughter in it, sent her out in public. hm. Future Hobags of America, unite!

At least she's already got down the smug liberal slightly-embarrassed-that-I'm-actually-white smirk on her face.

The last time I was in the US I saw a mother in Target (purportedly the Blue version of Wal*Mart) with an elementary school-aged daughter wearing a T-shirt that said "Future Porn Star."

When I was a child, nobody would sell such a thing. You'd have to use one of those crappy iron-on things to DIY. And had I turned out a shirt like that, well, the Parental Party would have meted out discipline.

Pinkie - I think you just discovered a diversity specific logo for new untapped Democrat voting bloc - Baby-Americans for Obama.

A rattle with the Obama logo - that's rich!


A pendulum with the Obama logo would probably stand for "Mind Manipulators for Obama"

I googled "Obama onesies" and found an appalling array out there.



Whatever happened to bunnies and bears?

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
Hussies, I couldn't find that exact design in a onesie; however, I did find this at The One's Emporium:
<br>

Does anyone else find the model for this baby picture oddly shaped? Almost, erotic? I mean, when was the last time a pelvis like that was on a baby? Weird.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
Almost makes me wish I could have another baby. Ah, the Hope that comes with a newborn. That never ending need for Change. The end of my freedom. The sleepless nights. The constant screaming and crying. Always being pooped on. That painful red rash on the butt that never seems to go away.

Yes, AbecedariusRegina and I are currently enjoying just this with our two month old daughter. Poor little nipper got her shots today and Oooh boy did she let us know what a bad idea that was.

Well, does the model matter? We're all Hussies now.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Well, does the model matter? We're all Hussies now.

Yeah, that or Donkey Bitches.

Laika the Space Dog wrote:Rex....

It gets better.



HOW DARE THIS OPEN AND UNREPENTANT THOUGHTCRIMINAL NAMED QUINN INTERRUPT THE OBAMESSIAH WITH THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIENCE?

Dispatch the Black Maria.

Smersh! Find this Quinn and send him to Siberia!

This Anti-Obama Quinn must be persecuted and arrested for forcing the reactionary Pledge of Allegiance down progressive throats. Of course if he were to do something noble, like bombing the Pentagon and police headquarters, and then indoctrinating generations of American children into unthinking zombies, he would be protected from pesky reporters by Secret Service and therefore look more dignified while not answering questions.

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Red, as I get older I fail to see why we should remark on something as unremarkable as America bashing. After all, if the Labour Party can do it, and the Frenchies do it, that's good enough for me.

Obviously the people who need to be harassed are those fools who still like this country.

Well, hey, at last I have HOPE.


Obama: One Week Until Change

Will those hot DemBabes go after me now? Or do I need a colon flush to wash the Republican strain out of my system?

Eeewwwww....

Do not worry, Rex; it will come out attached to your money.

Worrisome too, comrades, how many more plots by radical counter-revolutionaries may actually exist out there; how many will slip by the party's scrutiny; how many more might actually succeed in eradicating the party's new hope for change in hope and change (thus destroying our hope and altering our change).

https://www.breitbart.com/article.php?i ... _article=1

Red Square wrote:What do you get when you mate a donkey with an elephant? A RINO.

Like this?

I think, if I were so inclined, I'd have to hook up with a chick for some of that "German Engineering". Dr. Mengele would be so proud!

Citizens,

I was under the impression that just being married reduced my chances of engaging in sex. Now you tell me that voting Republican will accomplish the same thing? Sound like a idle threat!

Publius, the best way I know of to reduce your chance of having sex is to have your house infested with something like Bruno. He's bad enough but after a long night with the Empress, waking up with a splitting head ache and seeing a fruit stand lip synching Judy Garland...

Publius Valerius wrote:Citizen's

I was under the impression that just being married reduced my chances of engaging in sex. Now you tell me that voting Republican will accomplish the same thing? Sound like a idle threat!


Publius (McCain - Palin 08')

If you really want to kill your chances for vicarious fornicating thrills try
"I'm a well-educated conservative Catholic Republican."
Each successive word is just another nail in the coffin of receiving an invite to libidinous rampage.

COMRADES! Break out the vodka. The progressive world of next Tuesday will be here NEXT TUESDAY! Even this article in that bastion of free trade, the Wall Street Journal (may Lenin abuse them) says so:

The Change as Hoped for!

Ah yes. We can all be buried in red tape. Such joy.

Just to add to the original point: an article on NBC Chicago News:


Will Trade Sex For Obama Tickets

Oh, and here's our old video: Mayor Newsome simulates oral sex on a reporter's mic

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Ah, yes, comrade the ubiquitous "will work it for Obama tickets" trick. Perhaps the party should print a few tickets of their own to distribute to willing victims ... er, hm, cough... attendees, that is.

Meanwhile, Erica Jong and other progressive members of the world of next Tuesday are "having spasms of nervousness" in anticipation of the upcoming civil war here in Amerikkka.

Thanks for sharing, Rex!

Erica Jong wrote:Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can't cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduces her to a bundle of nerves.

Curiously enough, just yesterday I received an exactly the same coded transmission from Chairman Punchenko, word for word. Coincidence? I think not.

I on the other hand did not receive it. Is my tin-foil hat out date? Moonbat minds want to know.

The People should take exception to this!

How dare they presume to have sex whenever they please, with whomever they please - even if they pledge to withhold their genitalia from the ReacthugliKKKabourgeoisians?

It is not their choice to make! Their genitalia and assorted venereal diseases should be redistributed according from each according to their abilititties and to each according to their sexual needs.

(/character first post. hope I wasn't supposed to introduce myself somewhere specifically)

<off>BillyBorscht, just jump in. As you become more adept you'll create a persona. Which is fun. I for example am supposed to live on a big ranch in Texas on the Rio Grande, am gay, and have a 6'4" houseboy named Bruno with an IQ of 50. Which gives me endless opportunities to be a self-absorbed solipsistic monster of vanity like, er, a liberal.

Bruno does not exist. Well, not that I've seen in some years. And the ranch? No.