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Progressive Monsters: Scare a Conservative at Halloween!

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Scare those annoying unaborted fetuses with real monsters!

Updated:

Thanks everyone for additional image ideas. I enlarged the poster to 16 pictures and they looked so good together that I decided to use it in our Halloween shop - on shirts, calendars, posters, and even postcards!

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Did I still miss anyone? Post them here!

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James Carville

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Louis Farrakhan

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Michael Moore

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Cynthia McKinney

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Enucleation via pictures
ImageNancy Pelosi

ImageDianne Feinstein

ImageBarbara Boxer

Too many others . . . too many


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ImageNoam Chomsky

ImageGeorge Soros

ImageKeith Olbermann

Bror Sunovabich
Oh the horror!

OK, you've had your fun ... but this has gone too far. How am I ever going to sleep at night?

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Enucleation via pictures wrote:ImageNancy Pelosi

ImageDianne Feinstein

ImageBarbara Boxer

Too many others . . . too many

California is scarry...

I know, I wanna get out of here!
-Kommissar Betty


esquire
Well, you get the picture.

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Image Noam Chomp-ski in his trick-or-treating bunny ears... "gimme some sugar..."
Image Christiane Amanpour before her telephone interview with Yasser Arafat from his compound...
Image ... and after he hung up on her, but not before shouting, "You should be precise when you speak with General Arafat. Be quiet!"... click...
Image ... finally... Michael Moore visits Kanada again...

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His and hers costumes:

ImageGo as a ghost

ImageGo as a murderer

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Walter Cronkite (He lost us Vietnam)

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Jessie Jackson (Black Supremacist)

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Ho Min Chee
Where's can I find a mask that looks like Jihad Jane (a.k.a. Hanoi Jane) ?

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Image Medea Benjamin, Concerned Homemaker

Image Alec "The Stud" Baldwin (love the eyeware)

Image Sean Penn, Tinsel Town's Elite Diplomat & Master of Conflict Resolution

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I know, I wanna get out of here!
-Kommissar Betty

Move to TX...plenty of conservatives here...

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Private Pravda wrote:
I know, I wanna get out of here!
-Kommissar Betty

Move to TX...plenty of conservatives here...

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Ronnie Earl

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Not enough wrote:
Private Pravda wrote:
I know, I wanna get out of here!
-Kommissar Betty

Move to TX...plenty of conservatives here...

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Ronnie Earl

DOH!!! That's the one county where the Libs run rampant...

Premier Brezhnev
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A revolutionary communist... How cute!

SergeantJack
You forgot Komrade Mother Sheehan:

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Streisand

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Janeane Garofalo (forgive me, but I had the biggest crush on her before she revealed her Communist/anti-American leanings)

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Counter-devolutionary
I don't want to be accused of spouting "hate speech," but...I hate these idiots!

AgitPropCentralOrgan
Comrades - Behold the images of our great leaders of the Progressive Revolution of Tolerance, Understanding, Diversity and PC!!!
On your knees!

HOW COULD YOU!
YOU FORGOT PO LIL OL ME, PICTURED HERE WITH A BFF (BEST FRIEND FOR LIFE):

Image MALAISE OR TREAT, SUCKERS!

Comradista Fido C.
I wonder what Jimmie does with those Romeo y Julietta cigars I give him ... ?

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Who the hell is that with Castro??? Never seen him before...and it looks suspiciously like LBJ in the background (shocker!).

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Kommissar Betty wrote:Ghandi (He's a Nazi)

Comrade Betski... All Comrades...

Yes... but he's a dead Nazi who ran around in a diaper... as opposed to Hermann Goering - a dead Nazi who ran around in Coco Chanel (yet another reason to hate the French)..

Again, I must point out that while we make fun of scary lefties and plan for pagan inspired evening of stealing candy from children and egging korrupt lackey-dog kapitalists' property, the right is not without... how shall I put this... some duplicity as well... there are closet evangelical satanists among them!

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Image Jesse Duplantis

And if all politicnost - left, centre, and right - are possible satanists, then how are we to discern who among US is the scariest?... Who will provide the most harrowing costume?

Image pimp-daddies

Image defiler of interns

Image Tom Ridge - Head of Homeland Security
Image ...which oversees FEMA AND Anton LaVey's Church of Satan.

What if Jerry Falwell and other Evangelical Ministers are actually working for the godless minions and secretly listen to Megadeth, Black Sabbath and Metallica?
Image Kenneth Copeland - Believer's Voice of Victory Ministries...

What if George and Laura are not really Texas Longhorn fans,
Image but fans of marilyn manson?
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Dubya did, after all, recently meet with Bono...
Image Image and making nice with politicized musicians is a slippery slope...

What if POTUS and First Lady are really POTUS (President of The United Satanists) and First Witch?!?... They seem to have enjoyed his concert.
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I do not wish to stir up dissent - only to point out that I no longer believe anyone can be trusted, as Mr. Bush makes clear in this foto, with a secret signal to his minions...
Image BUT also, providing all the more opportunity for scary Halloween costumes... one need only visit "Signs of Satan" to find frightening examples that belie the right's claim to rightness. Trust No One. It could all be a vast conspiracy to elect this man(?)
Image as your next POTUS...

Trick... or Treat... I think, perhaps, very big trick...

Best
Sister Massively Opiated of the Kanadjians/Cetacean League Against US invasion...

Zinoviev
On the "Scare a Liberal Side" somebody forgot the Founding Fathers, those ghosts really haunt the crap out of them.

Nahanni
Private Pravda wrote:
Not enough wrote:
Private Pravda wrote: Move to TX...plenty of conservatives here...

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Ronnie Earl

DOH!!! That's the one county where the Libs run rampant...

Every state has a lunatic asylum. In Texas it is called Travis county.


Comrade massively opiated - your pictures of W and Laura making the spooky devil sign notwithstanding, I think W does solid work in protecting our country and the world from desert baked camel f*ckers with TNT but zero brains or will to make their part of the world better through actual work, ingenuity or industriousness. There hasn't been another attack in the U.S. And we are burying those crap caked soldiers of Allah's House of Virgins at very high rates every day! Our soldiers are kicking their woman hating camel butt pirating asses! And that is due mainly to W's drive to do right by his country. Hopefully we can finish cleaning up there by driving every last one of them into the sand upside down and facing West, throw down a McDonald's, Wal-Mart and Halliburton in Tikrit and get the holy hell out of that festering armpit. Although he should seal up that border with you gun toting maple sugar crazed canucks and prevent anymore of that lumber affected with mad cow disease to arrive in our blessed United States.

Still - Marilyn Manson might just get my vote in 2008 were she to run. I might like to see a she-male assume the U.S. Presidency before a 100% woman takes the office. I mean, hey - universal sexual harassment of interns would be followed under the "Equal Protection" clause of our Constitution if we elected that crime against nature to the Presidency. Maybe Ru Paul, Grace Jones, Janet Reno, Hillary, Dennis Rodman and Teresa Heinz could make up the all hermaphrodite cabinet. The rainbow flag could be flown just under the American flag at the White House. Or better yet, the house itself should be painted rainbow colors to end the obvious WASP fascist racism of the so-called "White" House, and paint it all the colors of the Revolution pronto!

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Brother-ski,

Comrade "Nathan Ilyitch Haleski" writes: Comrade massively opiated - your pictures of W and Laura making the spooky devil sign notwithstanding, I think W does solid work in protecting our country and the world from desert baked camel f*ckers with TNT but zero brains or will to make their part of the world better through actual work, ingenuity or industriousness. There hasn't been another attack in the U.S.... Although he should seal up that border with you gun toting maple sugar crazed canucks and prevent anymore of that lumber affected with mad cow disease to arrive in our blessed United States.

ROFL Mao... gun toting Canucks... Comrade is joking. Only comrades toting guns up here are hunters (who do actually eat what they shoot, except for Amerikan "sports" hunters), and urban gang-bangers armed with fully automatic hand-guns and assault rifles (not legal in Kanada) that have been smuggled INTO Kanada from Unites States (and they only shoot each other so we let them get on with it). The Maple 'harvest' - our boon of spring, occurring just about the time that the snow stops falling - right around May Day, can be a dangerous time if one becomes overly hyped up on sugar (it's why we rely so massively on opiates to counteract the effects)... but this year, we may have an added bonus. The New Demokratic Party (yuppie socialists) are trying to pass an amendment to OUR constitution that speaks to the Right to Arm Bears... granted, bears are groggy in spring, have little time for target practice, and have no idea what to do with a tritium night sight, and so may still be at a disadvantage, but they also have access to our sweet Maple ambrosia and it does rile them up. So, hunter becomes hunted and Amerikan 'sportsman' may be on the menu this spring. We hear they cure up nicely. May the best armed mammal win (the dolphins are chortling)...

Still - Marilyn Manson might just get my vote in 2008 were she to run. I might like to see a she-male assume the U.S. Presidency before a 100% woman takes the office. I mean, hey - universal sexual harassment of interns would be followed under the "Equal Protection" clause of our Constitution if we elected that crime against nature to the Presidency. Maybe Ru Paul, Grace Jones, Janet Reno, Hillary, Dennis Rodman and Teresa Heinz could make up the all hermaphrodite cabinet. The rainbow flag could be flown just under the American flag at the White House. Or better yet, the house itself should be painted rainbow colors to end the obvious WASP fascist racism of the so-called "White" House, and paint it all the colors of the Revolution pronto!

The Collective believes that sexual organs may soon be considered vestigial and therefore as useful as nipples on men. Brian Warner (MM) was raised Evangelical, BTW... I don't see problem with female president in theory... simply depends on who - there have, after all, been such strong women as Golda Meyer and Lucrezia Borgia... Hildegaard Von Bingen, the famous Abbess (and for some bizarre reason, heroine to lesbians everywhere despite the fact that she wrote some of the most moving and innovative Gregorian Chants of all time - I suppose it's her position of power in a male dominated religio-political heirarchy, but it's a bit counter-intuitive on some level as she was a true believer).

But potential female President need not be neutered (The Red Queen certainly isn't) - you have already suffered through enough neutered (and un-neutered) presidents. And white does show dirt more, though rainbow not necessary... it might simply invoke the ghost of Roy Cohn (McCarthy's nasty little lapdop... and Cohn enjoyed sitting in McCarthy's lap), and nobody really wants him around - LRorC. Sealed envelopes speak to fears of witchhunts, and only provoke kneejerk reactions from everyone... I believe a light cool stone colour would work well with Washington Monument and Lincoln Memorial. We talk carpets later darlink... maybe a few throw pillows... nothing too decadent... Just please make sure Cindy Sheehan is nowhere near when I do walk-through... she throws off my artistic sense altogether, what with the shrillness. Only lovely things for your White House... I promise.

Sister Massively Opiated of the Kanadjians/Cetacean League Against US invasion... sometime interior/exterior dekorator...


Pumpkin Czar
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I believe I saw this creature in the background of the cantina of Episode IV of Star Wars.

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Hillary's boytoy-to-be.

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And finally, Nosferatu in drag.

Greetings comrades.

I present to you latest member of Communist Bureau of the Republik of Argentina.

Comrade Diego Armando Maradona:

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Pumpkin Czar wrote:Image And finally, Nosferatu in drag.

Hey! That's not Nosferatu in drag... that's my grandmother.... her name is Sadie, but we call her The Saderator, for obvious reasons - the gaunt look isn't from too much plastik surgery - she just wears her bun a bit too tight... oh.. wait... sorry... that is Ellen Rudolph... Gawd... she looks just like my grandmother... I suddenly understand Kommissar Betty's urge to staple his tongue to the wall for other than dekorative reasons... Day of the Dead indeed!

Frightened in Kanada...
S.M.O.

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Hola Comrade Propagandist,
Propogandist Gustav wrote:Greetings comrades.
I present to you latest member of Communist Bureau of the Republik of Argentina.
Comrade Diego Armando Maradona:
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Argentine S.O., Javier, assures me that rather than this being a picture of beloved but coked/washed/burnt-out futboller Maradona protesting in an anti-Bush t-shirt, he most likely simply grabbed the first relatively clean piece of clothing available to him from wherever he happened to have fallen unconscious the night before (in this case, the squat/coke cutting lab set up by Hugo Chavez's party fund-raisers so he'd have a little 'mad money' while on vacation... you know... after the summit, maybe a little jaunt to Punta Del Este where the whores are cheap and it's a beautiful spring in the Southern Hemisphere), and put it on without even knowing what was on it or what it meant... and that the look on his face is common among those who snort Coke that has been cut with too much mannitol (baby laxative... Chavez is a cheap f**ker, after all... steps on his product like crazy)... the results of which can be... precipitous and often explosive... and so the following picture...
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... is, in fact, the look one often has right before one's heart gives out... similar to that of Oliver Reed's, right before he fell over off his bar stool in Malta while shooting Gladiator, and right after he was heard to utter a strangled, "Urk!"...

So... don't be too despondent... the Summit of the Americas is free from Argentine Commie Futbollers... Though they are still stuck with Hugo Chavez, I hear Pat Robertson is planning to head down to Mar Del Plata to 'take Chevez out' for cafe con leche and an empanada... maybe a little Helado for dessert...

Context is everything.
S.M.O.

SMERSH
WE HAVE ALL YOUR IP's KGB NEVER SLEEPS

This thread was a glorious inspiration to all proper progressives. All of us should strive to be like the high calibur individuals in this thread. These people never lie, and have the best intentions for the people of the USSA. There is no doubt that we will take every seat away from the Republicans this year!

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Is it time to resurrect this thread? Some of the faces may need to be updated...



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Rep. Henry Waxman

Well done Waxman. But, dont forget Comrade Kerry.
<img src="https://dummr.files.wordpress.com/2008/ ... -kerry.jpg">

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Comrades we must prevent the press from getting ahold of this; proof that the One is a shape-shifter! Fortunately only animals and small children notice. Be mindful when photographing him and by all means don't let Fox News know.
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[PROG OFF]

I am inclined to think, regarding the pictures of Bush, that he was making fun of those who consider America the devil...

Pavel Shovelindasky
"Al Gore Invented the Bible, Copyright AlGoreFartTaxInc.2009, All Intellectual copyrights including the blank spaces on the pages of the Bible are the soul invention of Al Gore and shall freely be published by Google along with ALL OTHER PRINTED works by the order of Big Brother, The Man, and the tv ghost..Nema!"

is this true?

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Algore invented invention. Didn't you get the memo?


 
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