If you are a foul-mouthed progressive candidate suffering from a poor public perception, this product is guaranteed to leave your tongue and the nation's memory sparkling clean and ready for your leadership.

PeopleSpeak™ mouth detergent and word-replacement formula works by filtering out inappropriate statements, automatically replacing them with nurturing words that reach into people's hearts and establish the positive model of care, motherhood, breastfeeding, and unconditional handouts.

To prove its effectiveness, our scientists took some of the most vulgar statements made by Hillary Clinton over the years - and, by using the PeopleSpeak™ automated transformation process, converted them into a product suitable for the Good Morning America show with Diane Sawyer.

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Hillary Clinton's documented statements

The PeopleSpeak™ Version

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[indentr]"You f**king idiot."
(From the book "Crossfire" p. 84 - Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.)
[indentr]You are a disadvantaged victim of the unenlightened society. Have a candy.

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[indentr]"Get f**ked! Get the f**k out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!"
(From the book "Hillary's Scheme" p. 89 - Hillary's various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.)
[indentr]How do you like my healthcare proposal that would include free facelifts? I want to make sure that all needy Americans can socialize more effectively and find adequate sex partners.

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[indentr]"Where's the miserable c*ck sucker?"
(From the book "The Truth About Hillary" by Edward Klein, p. 5 - Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer.)
[indentr]Where's the happy activist for Rainbow Coalition whom I hired out of respect for alternative lifestyles?

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[indentr]"Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise."
(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day, 1991.)
[indentr]Oh say can you see the poor people's flag? I want it up by the dawn's early light! It gives me proof through the day of my benevolent power o'er the land of the sick and the home of the uninsured.

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[indentr]"You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!"
(From the book "Inside" by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer.)
[indentr]It is a disgrace that mothers in this country are forced to sell their children to keep up with the growing gasoline prices.

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[indentr]F**k off! It's enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep your mouth shut."
(From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 - Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good morning.")
[indentr]Did you take that free colonoscopy test I recommended? One day I'll make the diagnostics for gastrointestinal disorders a free mandatory procedure for all working Americans. No exceptions!

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[indentr]"Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!"
(From the book "Dereliction of Duty" p. 71-72 - Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.)
[indentr]Fly faster! I must get to a TV camera before every middle class citizen in this great country dies of hunger, desperation, and lack of affordable housing. Americans can't wait for me to look them in the eye and give them hope!

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[indentr]"If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and grab those bags!"
(From the book "The First Partner" p. 259 - Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)
[indentr]I think this heavy bag has just pulled my arm out of its socket. But never mind me, run quickly and feed those starving children!

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[indentr]"Stay the f**k back, stay the f**k away from me! Don't come within ten yards of me, or else! Just f**king do as I s ay, Okay!!!?"
(From the book "Unlimited Access", by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge, Gary Aldrige, p. 139 - Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail.)
[indentr]With my arm out of the socket I'm slowing down your steady progress. Leave me here to die, I implore you! I'm ordering you as your future president! The American people must be taken good care of, with or without me!

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[indentr]"A right-wing network was after his presidency...including perverting the Constitution."
(To Barbara Walters about the Republicans who impeached her husband; 20/20, ABC 6/8/2003.)
[indentr]Doesn't the Constitution say that every American regardless of race, gender, or sexual preference has an inalienable right to a rationing coupon?

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[indentr]"What are you doing inviting these people into my home? These people are our enemies! They are trying to destroy us!"
(From the book "The Survivor" by John Harris, p. 99 - Hillary screaming to an aide, when she found out that some Republicans had been invited to the Clinton White House)
[indentr]Of course we welcome everyone to partake in our collective effort to build an equitable, sustainable campaign fund, open to donations from every single person on the planet.

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[indentr]"Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can't f**k her here!!"
(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243 - Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female at an Arkansas political rally)
[indentr]Bill, why don't you write a check to Make-A-Wish Foundation? Let's teach this dying child the value of delayed gratification. What do you mean she's not dying? There, she's dying now!

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[indentr]"Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?!"
(From the book "The Survivor," by John Harris, p. 382 - Hillary in her 2000 Senate campaign)
[indentr]Lie is a non-word devised by the right-wing network to distract me from redistributing their wealth for the Common Good. All words are equal, so I can choose any words I want as long as they get me to the Common Good faster.

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John Edwards: By preventing embarrassing dirty-mouth moments and covering up existing blemishes, the PeopleSpeak™ double-action formula will give you that spotless legacy you always wanted, driving your ratings up all the way to the public office.

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Diane Feinstein: I voted for appropriations worth billions to my husband's firms, but thanks to PeopleSpeak™ all the voters could hear was that I care about the children and that I'm willing to sacrifice my personal interests for the Common Good.

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Harry Reid: Every time someone mentions my lack of spine, duplicity, or shady land deals, a generous application of PeopleSpeak™ eliminates any traces of wrongdoing and restores a healthy balance of power.

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Rev. Al Sharpton: With PeopleSpeak™ I can say anything I goddamn want - and all you dummies will hear is how sensitive I am to your goddamn pain. Hell, if it weren't for PeopleSpeak™ I might actually have to work as a minister in some goddamn church and speak from a filthy pulpit instead of posh TV studios!

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Barney Frank: I used to have a male prostitution ring run from my home, but an application of PeopleSpeak™ made it sound as if I supported sexual minorities in their struggle against oppression. It pays to be a dedicated PeopleSpeak™ user!

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John McCain: When I was PeopleSpeak™user the media loved me. I was always on TV with celebrities, speaking against torture and stuff. Then I skipped a dose... The media dumped me and I became just another Republican nobody. I thought they liked me - but it was PeopleSpeak™ in me that they liked!

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Ted Kennedy: The great people of Massachusetts are increasingly getting spoiled, asking me to cuddle with them when I'm not in the mood. That's when I let PeopleSpeak™ talk for me. I have discovered that a mix of PeopleSpeak™ and scotch is the greatest invention since scotch!

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George Soros: With my billions of dollars I don't even have to use PeopleSpeak™, but I tried it just for kicks - and now I'm addicted. It makes me commiserate with the downtrodden! To sit on a golden toilet and commiserate with the downtrodden is a thrill you've got to experience for yourself in order to understand it.

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A truly WONDROUS product of our progressive scientists striving to hasten the day when Party Truth(tm) can accomplish ten or more 180deg flip-flops a day and our loyal followers will not have to strain their brain housing groups to keep up (or question).

Example (before PeopleSpeak) of what goes through a Progressive Leader's mind when speaking to the masses:

This crap is a Progressive EMP wave to the common useful idiot brain with a 20 second attention span and one TV Season long term memory. These creepy, smelly "progressive" morons cannot even remember that leftists were all for something before they found they could make the issue political, endanger America, cause America's enemies to rally and kill American Soldiers, etc and then became against it. These leftist "progressive" morons are so easy to fool that we cannot question their idiocy, but so long as they remain "useful", we do not have to show them the Hell of life for commoners in a true socialist "utopia". After we "silence" all conservatives permanently, "leading" these moronic "progressive" lemmings will be simple!

After PeopleSpeak. What the Glorious Progressive Leader says:

This glorious product ensures the evil vast right wing conspiracy cannot pollute the media with lies like they intentionally and maliciously pollute the environment with their evil pick-up trucks. We all know that progressives are obviously FAR more intelligent than these red-neck idiotic, barbaric buffoons as we "see beyond" the rhetoric and know the truth! It is only the pollution of propaganda from the evil conservatives which slows our inevitable march to the true socialist utopia! After we "silence" all conservatives permanently, everything will be simple and glorious for the working class!



Again, a truly marvelous product!!!!
 

Future First Hisband Bill Clinto says:

"I washed my shorts with PeopleSpeak, and ever since then I've been talking out of my ass...and People love it!"
 

Praise Marx and Lenin!!! Praise to the Party™ scientists who worked to bring this miracle product of Progressive science to the World for the Common Good™!!!
If only the VRWC would be required to use People Speak™ Mouth Detergent!!! This will no doubt be one of Hillary's first directives, along with purges and reeducation camps, once the Sheeple have coronated Her to the Throne. Then their viscious and unfounded lies about Our Empress and Her minions would vanish and this KKKountry could march forward towards it's Progressive destiny.
 

Was a similar product used to whitewash the collective memory of the media and the Party elite regarding claims of WMDs in Iraq during the 1990s? Just curious... the media and useful idiots have successfully manipulated the masses in believing only BusHitler lied about WMDs... no mention of Clinton's claims.
 

PeopleSpeak chugging contest!
 

Yes, this may present the Party with the means to generate hard cash for Party approved projects. Like any good heroin pusher, we can charge these politicians a lower price to begin with and the closer to the election, we can charge a higher price for People Speak™. I put it out for the consideration of the Party.

Premier Betty

PeopleSpeak chugging contest!
 

Komrade Zarkof

Yes, this may present the Party with the means to generate hard cash for Party approved projects. Like any good heroin pusher, we can charge these politicians a lower price to begin with and the closer to the election, we can charge a higher price for People Speak™. I put it out for the consideration of the Party.



Great idea Komrade! Wait a minute, that sounds like capitalism...

*chugs a bottle of peopleSpeak*

A socially responsible alternative to capitalism is *hiccup* taxation. Each man, woman, child and *hiccup* underrepresented sexual-minority should deliver thier salaries to the state in exchange for coupons good for peopleSpeak. As our rightful leaders *hiccup*, democratic politicians will, of course, recieve these coupons free of charge. *hiccup*
 

Forget Newspeak! PeopleSpeak™ is better!!!

Uh... Comrade Red Square... far be it for me, a lowly Zampolit, to complain. But ...uh... the Party Scientists have not returned any of the thirty-two 55 gallon drums of Ethylene Glycol that I loaned them and which I in turn got from Chairman Meow. Uh... did they use all 1,760 gallons of it? The reason I ask is that it is getting close to time to mixing up a new batch of Party Approved Margaritas™ in preparation for Spring Break and The Party™ Recruitment drive in Cozumel, Mexico that is coming up in mid-March.

Using PeopleSpeak™ instead of Ethylene Glycol in the Party Approved Margarita has not been tested and is therefore not Party Approved. I guess I could mix up an experimental margarita batch and give it to Meow to test it out. What do you think? Personally, giving any experimental chemical concoction to Meow frightens the hell out of me. But I am unable to find anyone more qualified than Meow when it comes to ingesting unusual chemical formulations. The way I see it is, if Meow's liver can handle it then it's gold!

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Komrade Zarkof

Yes, this may present the Party with the means to generate hard cash for Party approved projects. Like any good heroin pusher, we can charge these politicians a lower price to begin with and the closer to the election, we can charge a higher price for People Speak™. I put it out for the consideration of the Party.


Interesting Idea.... Especially the heroin part. We could alter the formula for the working class by makinging it addictive. The proceeds could be funneled to our Al Qeada allies in order for them to continue their distraction of the "Great Satan" until we are fully in power and the AQ leaders are no longer needed.

In addition, the working class will then be even MORE dependent on our loving, progressive government (in reality, how is it any different than crib to grave welfare?).

It could be a true "opiate of the masses"!!!!!!!!
 

If we could come up with some way to mix it with sorghum, it could be an Opiate of the Masses with Molasses...
 

"Opiate of the Masses with Molasses" has a really nice ring, even better than "my daddy worked in the mill"TM or "I have over 35 years of experience being me"TM, but would it really be in the Party's best interest to enable every common sociopath to become leader of the once-free world? In order for the Party to succeed, we need to stick with tried and true elite sociopaths.
 

Comrades we must clean up this KKKcapitalist so called English language.

prowler ==> Undocumented house guest
genocidal Islamic terrorist ==> insurgent
mall suicide bomber ==> freedom fighter
capitalist ==> anti-comsumer
accountability ==> ethnocentrism
illegal alien murder ==> undocumented assailant
highway robbery ==> reparations
grand theft ==> taxes and/or nationalization
covetousness ==> social justice
financial success ==> income gap
 

Comrade Hasan. You sound like a Bush mole! "Undocumented???" Do you want the People™ to be able to deduce that the perpetrator was not a white middle-class reactionary???? Here, let Kommissar Vodkov try:

prowler ==> House guest
genocidal Islamic terrorist ==> freedom fighter
mall suicide bomber ==> disenfranchised youth
capitalist ==> Hater
accountability ==> Racism
illegal alien murder ==> Assailant
highway robbery ==> reparations
grand theft ==> Fair redistribution of wealth
covetousness ==> social justice
financial success ==> injustice
 

Excellent suggestions, Comrades Hasan and Vodkov! I only wish I had your help when I compiled a similar list for Pajamas Media -

Culture = A Massive Sham Perpetrated by Rich Capitalist Oppressors

Perhaps I'll have to re-post it on the Cube sometime soon, and we can then continue with the list of definitions there!
 

Red Square

Excellent suggestions, Comrades Hasan and Vodkov! I only wish I had your help when I compiled a similar list for Pajamas Media -

Culture = A Massive Sham Perpetrated by Rich Capitalist Oppressors

Perhaps I'll have to re-post it on the Cube sometime soon, and we can then continue with the list of definitions there!

Well done, Comrade Red Square!!!

That should let DWEM capitalist pigs know that their days are numbered!!!!

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Which cubist managed to plant this satirical article in the party organ NYT?
Very clever to think up a scheme where the Empress would be the best "choice" on the people's ballot. Imagine the people's party getting all candiates but one deleted from the ballot. Demokracy! Bwa ha ha ha!

4 Democrats Pull Out of Michigan Primary
 

Komrads®, After some careful reflection and a self imposed gulag (I used to think....no, I used to to work hard....no, I used to think I worked hard) see this is what I am trying to get at, Gulag didn't work, reflection is thinking. Is there a derivitive of this amazing miracle cure for actual thought? A bottle of say "Peoplethink" that would releive my masters of the burden of having to consume something (possibly Ethelyne Glycol, eeek!) for my benifit. We can't have hitlery not being able to spout invectives at "Right wingers" or have them hear "I love all of you" when she is going off on them for their benifit. I want to consume, so when Herr Empress says anything we will simply agree, toast the party and do another shot regardless of what she said. Perhaps it could be worked into voldka rations or dripped into IV's when we go to a party approved medical clinics...... I am not doing my part towing the party line am I? Those thoughts should come naturally to one who has dug (and filled...why is there always so much extra dirt?) as many holes as I have. Maybe I just need more Gulag, Sorry to waste your time with my "thinking" I am going to go hit myself with a shovel and see if that helps.
 

Why, this product looks muckingfother awesome!
Is there a similar product to correct this sad sorry state of affairs?

 

Or this one?



 

Sorry, or a cream of some sort for this idiocy?


 

Or perhaps some sort of vapor rub?


 

Or maybe just a quick bit of lead expelled from a short .45 barrel..


 

Quote:

Is there a similar product to correct this sad sorry state of affairs?


What sorry state of affairs? Are you suggesting that the Empress was singing off key and had forgotten some of the words to the National Anthem? Surely you meant that the band was playing out of tune, and that additional (and unauthorized) words had been added to the original lyrics so faithfully engraved on the dear leader's heart.
 

Premier Betty

PeopleSpeak chugging contest!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpalvKJOK1o
 

AbecedariusRex

Or perhaps some sort of vapor rub?

You decide!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIoMsqEYyUU&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r36a6jv9M-0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViGFRfSxLNM&feature=related
 

Comrades, forgive my narrow sighted lack of vision. I was led astray by ... Bush, yes, Bush and his warm fuzzy seductive words. Our many-titted empress' laugh is not a thing to be cured by incessant maniacal scrubbing nor cleaned by obsessive/compulsive uses of mouthrinse. No, it is a force to be channeled; a dynamo; a herculean polyhymnia capable of affecting great change and movement. Just listen:



Why, already I feel an intense movement within the deepest recesses of my bowels and suspect that an immense and satisfying change will soon occur. I propose that this mellifluous concatenation be processed, bottled, packaged, and distributed to the masses such that the party might benefit. What think you comrades? From each according to his excess to each according to her need!
 

That outrageous capitalist Glenn Beck seems to have beat us to it already. Here is his montage of the product (with a hint at Stepfordwifeism)



Perhaps a portion of Beck's program could be stol... I mean secured for the good of the state and used as the advertisement for the masses.
 

Comrad Bubalasky

Premier Betty

PeopleSpeak chugging contest!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpalvKJOK1o

Sorry, Comrade, but I prefer my own pint of stout at the local.
 

AbecedariusRex

Comrad Bubalasky

Premier Betty

PeopleSpeak chugging contest!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpalvKJOK1o

Sorry, Comrade, but I prefer my own pint of stout at the local.

Get oouuutt! I have a preference for this!


 

WOAH!

What's that website in the background?

barbax.com/beerbabes? Sounds good to me!
 

And that would be the only "taps" I would drink Miller Lite from!!!
 

well, aside from stout i like Spaten



of course Corona's nice too



and i've never tried this bock beer but i'm ready to be seduced by the superior advertising campaign!

 

I'm sorry..... Um... what were we talking about again? I got.... um.. lost in the visuals. They just kind of popped out at me and I know we were talking about cleavage..... oh, um.. I mean Mouth...um... mmmmm... OctoberFest.... oh, um mouth detergent to keep non-correct thought from busting out... I mean um....

(scrolling back up)

I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?
 

I... don't... re... re... re...mem... ber....

*droooooooolllll*
 

#$%^&*! Where were these photos when I was trying to get you guys to knock off the Leetspeak over on The People's Cube Pwns Iranian Propaganda thread?

And I am not mopping that up.
 

Pinkie,

You know that will just get them started again right?
 

What the hell are you people talking about? The Cube™ is a very important website that is critical to the Revolution that is coming next Tuesday. This site is to used for the purpose of discussing official party busi ....

*Scrolls up a bit*

WHOA!!!

uh... party business... and ... uh .... to ... uh ...

What the hell was I talking about?

Ah Hell who cares! I have this sudden urge to get a Corona outta the fridge!

*drrrroooooooollll*

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Comrade TankoGrad

You know that will just get them started again right?


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1 4M H0LD1NG 7H15 P4G3 H0574G3 4ND W1LL N07 L37 17 G0 UNL355 M0R3 P1C5 0F 8008Z 4R3 P0573D!!!1!
 

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Must forget corruption of Leetspeak!! Must scroll up.....

ahhhhhhhh..... much better...

Haufbrau House.... good memories.....
 

Y0U C4N'7 G37 4W4Y 7H47 3451LY! G37 B4CK H3R3! Y0U C4NN07 35C4P3 73H L337!!!11!one
 

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-m1kh411


 

Frankly, I don't know what's worse: The Leetspeak, the proliferation of cleavage symbolic of the deep divide in our society (soon to be remedied by MTE)--or the sudden onslaught of drooling everywhere.

And it's not just on this thread either--earlier today someone was doing it on another. The drooling, that is.

Well, OK, the other things too. On every other thread, in fact.

But you'll note I'm not doing any of these things. And I think feel that makes me more Progressive than all of you droolers, leetspeakers, and--and--and dividers.
 

7H47 15 4 \/3RY 3DUK4710N4L P1K7U3R, 8U7 1 D1D 54Y 8008Z, N07 455 & L3G5. 833R D053N'7 H4\/3 2 8 1N 73H P1C, 8U7 1 51LL R353R\/3 73H R1GH7 70 H0LD 0U7 4 80085.
 

I am not drooling! I am conducting a very educational and informative study of the liquidity of assets possessed by the party; esp. in their capacity to convert an unattractive male into a highly attractive player in only a few liters.
Watch this instructional video to understand more:

 

Though maybe this would be more helpful for some comrades!


 

And now I must hie me to the package store...
 

pr3m13r b377y

7H47 15 4 \/3RY 3DUK4710N4L P1K7U3R, 8U7 1 D1D 54Y 8008Z, N07 455 & L3G5. 833R D053N'7 H4\/3 2 8 1N 73H P1C, 8U7 1 51LL R353R\/3 73H R1GH7 70 H0LD 0U7 4 80085.

50rry, pr3m13r. 1\'m pu771ng 7h15 up h3r3 35p3c1411y f0r y0u.

-m1kh411


 

A properly progressive young comrade...you can see the red cover of her Party identification papers peeking out of her jeans pocket. No, down there. Her pockets are down here, comrades...uh...um...

...They are rather hypnotic, aren't they?
 

YAY!! HTML Tits!

Okay, the thread is returned to the non L337 configuration. Sorry for any inconvenience. And please don't hurt me....

<scurries>
 

Comrade General, hang on to that picture; we have finally found something that weill snap Betty out of Leetspeak mode. It may be needed in the future.
 

Of course.
 

Yes, but that picture has already served its purpose, if I ever choose to hold another topic ransom I will require fresh material.
 

Teacher! Betty's makin' terroristic thre-yats!
 

Ivan Betinov

Teacher! Betty's makin' terroristic thre-yats!


 

Premier Betty

Yes, but that picture has already served its purpose, if I ever choose to hold another topic ransom I will require fresh material.

What, like this?

 

We have other ways of silencing leetspeak....



Personally, I prefer the gloriously endowed Party Womyn... But there are less "civilized" ways...

Now was that civilized? No, clearly not... Fun YES, but civilized... no.


 

oh ShiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiT!


 

Typical French engineering.

And as for the rest of you... AAAAAA!!!

First off, that chick is messed up! She looks like some kind of alien experiment on humans, or just an alien! And not even a hot one like this!



Second, that tank thing is mean. You're mean. I'm filing a lawsuit because you're a big meanie.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=g-RzQEq9a4k
 

More pathetic whining from non-person K.

Quote:

I hate the term "Swiftboating." I hate how the name of the boats we honored when we were in uniform in Vietnam has become a verb for the twisted politics of Karl Rove.


I really like this one.

Quote:

We can't let the right-wing steal another election with lies and distortions.

Read all
 

Maksim Maksimovich

More pathetic whining from non-person K.
...

Quote:

We can't let the right-wing steal another election with lies and distortions.



Damn Right! That's the Left wing's job!!! And we do not take kindly to others trying to muscle in on our turf!!

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ZB
 

If the 2004 election is any indication, all the vicious "Dem on Dem" personal attacks will later be transformed into vicious Republican attacks by the media who will reinforce the image that the Dems were always at peace with Dems and anything wrong that ever happened was the Republican fault.

Once they accomplish that, they'll start claiming that since the media disseminated the hostile jabs, they must have been doing the Republican bidding and therefore nobody can seriously claim that the media is covertly working for the Democrats.

It happened before, it'll happen again.

I heard a Dem hack on the NPR making such a claim: because the media destroyed Howard Dean's image after his donkey scream, the media was working against the Democrats and betrayed its right-wing leanings. What he conveniently didn't mention was that it happened during the primaries when Dean was competing against John Kerry who most likely had the support of the Clintons. Thus Left-on-Left bashing was successfully transformed into Right-on-Left bashing, giving the media a license and an incentive to continue sliding even more to the left.
 

(Pinkie off, claws out)

Gotta love how he deplores the so-called corruption of "Swiftboat"--then proceeds to use it TWICE in that same deplorable context.

Here, Senator, let dumb old Pinkie, who was too stoopid to get into college so she joined the military instead, fix this for you:

Quote:

The right left-wing has nothing to offer but fear and smears, and they are gearing up to deliver plenty of it. Already we hear of a conservative group with ties to the Bush White House -- Freedom's Watch -- liberal group that claims to own the Democrats--called MoveOn.Org--that plans to spend a quarter of a billion dollars on this election. I think we all know enough about how the right- left wing operates to know that this money won't go to helping voters make informed choices. That money will go to smearing Republican candidates across and all that's good and great about America, up and down the ballot.



Gee, Senator, I guess you must be too stoopid to get a real job working to support the wealthy lifestyle you enjoy, so you married yourself a rich Republican's widow. Now that's Progressive!

(Pinkie on, retracts claws)
 

Commissarka Pinkie

Gee, Senator, I guess you must be too stoopid to get a real job working to support the wealthy lifestyle you enjoy, so you married yourself a rich Republican's widow. Now that's Progressive!

Now that's a pretty saucy comment if you ask me. (Lenin, but I live for bad puns!)
 

Commissarka Pinkie

Gee, Senator, I guess you must be too stoopid to get a real job working to support the wealthy lifestyle you enjoy, so you married yourself a rich Republican's widow. Now that's Progressive!

(Pinkie on, retracts claws)

Meeeeee oooowww!!! (And I ain't talkin' about the Chairman!)

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I think this picture fits right into this thread, no?


 

spittake - LMAO
 

Wow. Great photography.
 

Has Her Excellency seen this? There's a photographer (or some counter-revolutionary graphic artist with Photoshop) out there who may win a free vacation to their favorite gulag!!!

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I like it. Very concise. A simple statement of fact.