Open Letter to President Gore



Your Excellency Al Gore:
I am frightened. Very frightened.
Because I have seen the trailer for your classic film, An Inconvenient Truth.

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

"May we live long
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The first victim of Global Warming is here (see video)






You see, unlike you and me, most people do not know that ten of the hottest years ever were within the last fourteen years. Yes, that simple fact is too abstract for the masses of weak minds to understand - which is why I am glad that you mentioned it.
But perhaps you should have illustrated that point by mentioning how the wettest ten hours all day happened to be in the last twelve hours? Or perhaps you should have used some simple sports analogy; e.g.., Baby Ruth's (or whatever her name was) most home runs were in her third, fifth, and sixth or whatever seasons. What were the odds of that happening?
And yet I am concerned. Along with you, President Gore, I weep for our planet and how it has been raped. Just dragged in the bushes and raped! Repeatedly raped. In every orifice and in every way, in and out, in and out, in and out, raped, raped, raped and raped. With open sores in contact with putrid bodily fluids, and with violent screams of suffering and impending death, our planet, our lovely lovely planet, is now covered with hideous scars and is permanently disfigured, with its internal organs mutilated beyond any hope of recovery. Mr. President, I understand that, and I thank you for illustrating it so well.


Global warming is already causing mutations and pestilence (scene removed due to copyright violation)
But back to the trailer. At the 41st second, you speak truth to power: "The scientific consensus is that we are causing global warming." But, with all due respect, Mr. President, you forgot to mention the logical solution. Perhaps this is because you feel guilty about having children? Well, for the rest of us, there should be and must be mandatory human extinction to save the planet. No more breeding. Ever. Humans will never be able to foul this beautiful planet again.
But back to the trailer. The before-and-after pictures of Patagonia and Kilimanjaro with and without snow cover are startling. And deathly frightening. I, for one, have never seen any patch of land covered with snow - and then without snow! The juxtaposition of these landscapes made me violently ill, as I am sure it also made you violently ill. I vomited my cauliflower-and-tofu, Mr. President - and since your diet is just like mine, I know what a mess it must have been when you saw those pictures, because, with all due respect, Mr. President, your appetite looks much larger than mine.
But back to the trailer. You say that "temperature increases are occurring all over the world". I verified this phenomenon just today, in fact, when the temperature rose an astounding ten degrees between breakfast and lunch! And yes, I too would describe that as "the biggest crisis in the history of this country", just as you do in your movie!
But the money quote is when you point at a white shape and state that "if this were to go, sea levels world-wide would go up twenty feet". And then, just like that, Florida, Shanghai, and Calcutta all change colors! And the "World Trade Center Memorial would be under water!" And then you show people in New Orleans and then an ice avalanche, and by then, I was completely petrified by amazement, fear, disgust, and loathing.
Mr. President, I am a very busy professor, swamped with responsibilities and burdens, and my hectic schedule leaves no time to see your movie. But that will not stop me from incessantly demanding that everyone I know (least of all my students!) see it several times. And I will make certain that they know why we are in such peril (humans, capitalism, Zionism), and what solutions are needed (human extinction, scientific socialism, and the destruction of the Zionist Entity).
Mr. President, your credibility is at a zenith, and your sharp and humane prescriptions for our planet must not be ignored. Our choice is simple: Listen to you, or suffer. And as much as I think we deserve the latter, we owe it to ourselves to follow the former.
Respectfully Yours,
Professor Peter Alan Kurgman, PhD, PhD, PhD
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http://interface.audiovideoweb.com/lnk/ ... v/play.asx


Chief Broom Attendant Gly
By the way, we recently made national flight and looked down and all trees were gone. Global Warming is killing all trees in Ari-notJoo-zona, New New Mexico, and Texas (back to Mexico)!!!
An Inconvenient Review
From http://www.nypost.com/movies/66485.htm
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"GORE'S HOT AIR: FLAKY FLICK SUFFERS FROM 'TRUTH' DECAY"May 24, 2006
By Kyle Smith
Rating: one star out of four
Now, this is bad enough, but the miserable demon continues!
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Gore claims, with pie-chart-in-the-sky dreaminess, that unspecified measures can reduce emissions to 1970 levels. He assesses the tradeoff between the economy and the environment with the kind of buffoonery you'd expect in a Marxist comic book, displaying a cartoon of a scale with Earth on one side and bars of gold on the other. "OK, on one side we have gold bars," he says. "Mmm, mmm, don't they look good!"When will our authorities enact a law to make denial of Global Warming a crime? When will innocents like Alger Gore be saved the indignity of such snottery?
Ivan Josefovich
Whew! I think Commisar Gore is on to something. It is impossible to know how many other undies may become dirty due to global warming (and warning about global warming). I have a feeling (but being public school edukated I'm not smart enough to know for sure) there may be a few more ticks upward just because of all the extra undies that may need to be prematurely washed. My diesel washing machine (excellently made in Bulgaria... a collectors item now) is going to be on overdrive, polluting the world and raising global temperatures! Maybe there could be a government program to wash the undies and somehow use more enviro-friendly methods. I am open to more ideas from smarter party apparatchiks.

Trofim Denisovich Lysenko
Now, Albert Gore is well aware of Lamarck. In fact, his scientific method is WHOLLY LAMARCKIAN! How do I know? He was my student, that's how!
How Albert could miss the obvious is beyond me! We must train our young people to breathe carbon dioxide! By placing a bag over the heads of the young, we can increase their CO2 consumption and each successive generation will increase its ability to breathe CO2. Global Warming will be a thing of the past. Albert is a worthy student, but unable to see the big picture.


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As Jean-Baptiste Lamarck tought us, animals adapt to their environment. Lamarck showed quite easily that a giraffe acquires the ability to pass on longer necks to their offspring by exercising its neck muscles (e.g., during the act of stretching to get leaves).Humph! The Chief would have thought that the giraffe passed on its long-necked trait by an act of stretching and exercising (in conjunction with other animal!) an entirely different muscle, located towards the other end of the animal from the neck. If this not happen, no more giraffes!
Alle Gory
Many in the "scientific community" have attacked People's Hero Alger Gore. His movie is not meant to be LITERALLY interpreted! His movie is the SCIENTIFIC BIBLE, and Al Gore is GOD HIMSELF. The story is true even if the facts are invented. It is an allegory. It is no coincidence that Al Gore and Alle Gory look quite similar.
AL GORE IS THE SECOND COMING! ALL OF YOU REPENT AND SEE "AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH! THE 2000 ELECTION WAS A CRUCIFIXION! WE HAVE FORSAKEN AL GORE!
I am not a human, even though you forced me to choose yes to post this!
Borsche Pap Dustofyerskis

What have they done to our fair sister?
Ravaged and plundered and ripped her and bit her
Stuck her with knives in the side of the dawn
And tied her with fences and dragged her down
I hear a very gentle sound...
Put your ear down to the ground.
WE WANT THE WORLD AND WE WANT IT NOW!
Shiek Yerbuti
Citizen Comrade


Actual scientists conclude that statistically, statistically, statistically, "over the 25-year satellite record, the surface and the mid-troposphere each warmed roughly 0.15°C per decade averaged over the globe, give or take 0.05°C or so per decade."
Item #7 at: http://www.sepp.org/weekwas/2006/May%2020.htm
That isn't much. Think about that the next time someone like Gore tells you global warming is affecting the planet right now. It doesn't sound like enough to melt the glaciers off mountains. Mount Kilimanjaro isn't a dead volcano, it has molten magma under it and real scientists think it could blow like Mount Saint Helens sometime in the near future. Funny he would pick a mountain whose surface temp could be affected by geological forces, eh.
How DARE You
ALGORE has done his research. He went to places where there was snow. Now there isn't snow. This is proof, you see. All your "statistics" are worth a hill of beans.
Everyone has been going to places where ice was to see that it is gone. John McCain went with People's Leader Hillary. They saw with their own eyes the missing ice and snow.
You may want to look at "data" and "statistics" and "facts," but all you do is mislead. How many gullible people will look at your "empirical evidence" and deny the obvious. We can not afford to wait on global warming. Every minute we don't stop warming the planet we lose species and polar bears and ice caps and the ocean gets bigger and bigger. So stop trying to muddy the waters and stir the pot and get on board the Al Gore bandwagon before we all burn to a crisp.


We must unleash the nuclear winter now if we are to survive! We can't wait for another Mt. St. Helen or Pinatubo.
Together with the stated goals of International Socialism and a few selected strategic nuclear targets, Strong Communism can save the planet!
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... c_ice.html
http://www.cooperativeindividualism.org ... inter.html
Laika
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Muslim Jim
You are destroying the planet and you will be punished for it. Is this what is so great about "democracy"?You are right, "James"! Only oppressive regimes like China can save us all. There is no pollution in China. All water is pure.
Russians have the cleanest toilet water on the planet and their urine cures fish fungus.
North Koreans, Cubans and Venezualans live the perfect life and their excrement cures diabetes and cools the planet.
Democracy is the problem! Eliminate Democracy and the Earth's temperature will be a balmy 74 degrees EVERYWHERE!
Fidel Castro




I saw a study reported by the folks at Associated Press and it matches up nicely with Al Gore's movie as a way to provide some relief. Excerpts from post at MAXINE:
Study: global warming boosts poison ivy
Associated Press - Mon May 29, 5:21 PM ET
WASHINGTON - Another reason to worry about global warming: more and itchier poison ivy. The noxious vine grows faster and bigger as carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere rise, researchers report Monday.
And a CO2-driven vine also produces more of its rash-causing chemical, urushiol, conclude experiments conducted in a forest at Duke University where scientists increased carbon-dioxide levels to those expected in 2050 [estimated].
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Compared to poison ivy grown in usual atmospheric conditions, those exposed to the extra-high carbon dioxide grew about three times larger
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Fear, Itch, Fear, Itch-Don't Plants Give Off Oxygen?
On the one hand we have Al Gore creating fear at the movies and on the other, the MSM machine creating itch in news stories about poison ivy - fear & itch ... all based on the theory of global warming. Honestly, don't growing plants give off oxygen and counteract the effects of carbon dioxide?
What are we complaining about - wear jeans and a long sleeve shirt when walking in the forest. This could be the answer to all of our problems, growing faster and bigger poison ivy for oxygen.
So, what do you think is happening over at Mount Merapi, Indonesia? Any CO2 there?
"Indonesia, the world's largest archipelago, is prone to seismic upheaval due to its location on the so-called Pacific 'Ring of Fire', an arc of volcanos and fault lines encircling the Pacific Basin. It has 76 volcanos, the largest number of any nation." (HT: IRWAN FIRDAUS, Associated Press Writer)
There has to be alot of CO2 production around this part of the Globe! Let's put in a greenhouse.
Don't ya' just love the instructive way these AP guys write? Man, I do.
Post Here: http://maxine-log.blogspot.com/2006/05/ ... -give.html
Pissed OFF
Why does Global Warming only get blamed for bad things? I mean, the weather in some places has been FABULOUS for a few years now. Shouldn't Global Warming get some credit? Aren't you treating Global Warming like the proverbial "red-headed stepchild?" Are you guilty of "climatism" (i.e. climatic racism) by singling out Global Warming? Why don't you ever persecute tornadoes? Are they the "right" kind of climate? Screw you you elitist climatist!
Sincerely,
Monsieur Réchauffement Planétaire
#1 la planète bleue
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Citizen Comrade



Ahoy Sexy Matey!

Ahoy Sexy Matey!
You left out the fact that there is a direct correlation between Global Warming and Butt Piracy. If Butt Pirates were to switch to piracy on the high seas they would save the world.Butt...pirates??? Personally, I haven't noticed that connection...yet. Keep me posted...
V. Ivanov

Laika the Space Dog
Global warming is to last another 15,000 years!We must unleash the nuclear winter now if we are to survive! We can't wait for another Mt. St. Helen or Pinatubo.
Together with the stated goals of International Socialism and a few selected strategic nuclear targets, Strong Communism can save the planet!
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... c_ice.html
http://www.cooperativeindividualism.org ... inter.html
Laika
I am assuming that Sagan didn't know what "MAD" was.


http://drudgereport.com/flash4g.htm
While the progressive media has been correctly pointing out that the southeastern reactionaries will face punishment by Bush-Cheney induced hurricanes again this year, the right-wing media has suppressed the truth that the revolutionaries of Kalifornia will be spared by the grace of feminist progressive mother nature.
http://www.publicaffairs.noaa.gov/relea ... 6-054.html

I sure hope that all those scientists that are employeed by Exxon are right that global warming doesn't exist. We'd be kinda fucked if it turned out they were wrong.
If only there was some way to sell fuel for our cars that would still give Exxon the ability to make billions in profits and wouldn't result in all of us dying. Hmmm.


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If only there was some way to sell fuel for our cars that would still give Exxon the ability to make billions in profits and wouldn't result in all of us dying. Hmmm.My idea is to have a hamster in one of those hamster wheels on speed. Only one hamster would be necessary to power a car, but a modified 2-hamster power car will be produced to party officials.