THE WHITE HOUSE - Despite the President's promise of a swift and decisive victory, Obama's War on Fox News has developed all signs of an unwinnable quagmire, making the White House even more isolated in its unilateral attempts to crush the growing media insurgency. As the war continues to grind on for a second month, public opinion is shifting towards a quick and complete withdrawal. While many observers still agree that the "War on Limbaugh" is a "just and necessary war," even the former supporters of the war effort are now labeling the War on Fox an "unnecessary war of choice" and claim that the cable channel had nothing to do with Obama's falling approval numbers.


Some say that the general in charge, Anita Dunn, greatly underestimated the power of fiery critic Glenn "Muqtada" Beck and his band of radical followers, who have inflicted heavy casualties on White House forces.

The war has recently passed an ugly milestone as Obama's hand-picked czar Van Jones exploded in the middle of the battlefield littered with pencils, notebooks, blackberries, and media tags, sending shockwaves of terror through the ranks of reporters in the service of the administration.

Accusations of war crimes continue to surface, the most recent war atrocity being Katie Couric's interview with Glenn Beck, after which the prominent Fox News commentator was found outside the CBS studios disoriented, with plucked eyebrows, and a coveted jar of M&Ms stolen from his pocket.While the notorious Guantanamo Bay prison is being shut down, President Obama is rumored to be in talks with Fidel Castro to use the East German political prison on Cuba's Isle of Pines as a secret detention center for the "enemy commentators." However, the White House's unilateral decision to classify all Fox News journalists as "enemy commentators" has been roundly criticized by human rights organizations, who maintain they should be covered by the "Inside the Beltway Convention."

At home, the numbers of mainstream media outlets sending troops to War on Fox News have dwindled. The most notably absent is the New York Times, which has so far refused to enter the war. A stern-faced and combative President Obama, surrounded by veterans of press corps and families of donors, denounced their action as an "act of treason," rejecting any timetable on his war.

But while the President drapes his unpopular policies with concern for the well-being of American journalism, more and more editors, reporters, and even unionized janitorial staff are beginning to oppose their commander-in-chief for trying to "win" an unwinnable war with their hands, instead of just using executive powers to ban all dissenting speech.

"I've been in the media for a long time, I signed up because I hate this right-wing, knuckle-dragging, imperialist system, and I would gladly sacrifice any number of my fellow Americans to advance my agenda - but this is a dumb war and a rash war," Keith Olbermann of MSNBC told The People's Cube outside a congressional office he visited to demand a government crackdown on dissidents. "Why must we in the field put our reputations on the line when this Congress has the power to simply confiscate Rupert Murdoch's assets and put Beck, Hannity, and Coulter in jail?" he demanded.

Olbermann was seconded by his colleague Chris Mathews, who said he had also enlisted to defend the progressive agenda against all enemies, foreign and domestic. For his part, Mathews carried a hand-written letter on behalf of his fellow journalists, accusing the Obama administration of "losing" the media war which the mainstream media had "won" for him in the run-up to last year's election when they toppled the regime of George W. Bush and the Republican majority in Congress.

The war is also personal for the aging media veteran Dan Rather, who had won many media battles but one single failure brought him a dishonorable discharge. As a result he is now suffering from Post-Traumatic-Stress Disorder (PTSD), has become homeless, and lives somewhere under the Manhattan Bridge. "This war has put a lot of wear and tear on liberal commentators," Rather observes. "Their families are being broken up because they come back home with PTSD, STD, PMS, with drug and alcohol addictions, and afflicted by severe violent and suicidal tendencies."

It is hardly a consolation that Rather is soon expected to be joined under the bridge by Rachel Maddow, Maureen Dowd, and Katie Couric, whose activist group "Boobs not Bombs" failed to distract Americans from watching Fox News by publicly flashing their breasts. The trio has been reportedly suffering from a host of psychological disorders ever since the polls revealed most Americans still preferred the sight of Bill O'Rilley's receding hairline.

The mounting casualties are causing more Americans to question the President's reasons for starting the War on Fox and his conduct of it. It is now being revealed that Obama began planning the war within days of his taking office and months before launching the attack.

"From the outset, there was a conviction Fox News was intractable and it needed to go," an unnamed White House source told the People's Cube. "The dangerous prospect of an informed voter loomed large in the Obama administration's plans of a pre-emptive strike. White House officials, in public and behind the scenes, made allegations depicting Fox News programming as less fair and balanced than it really was. But we never saw any evidence of it. Our reliance on mainstream media in this regard resulted in distorted intelligence."

The fact that none of the administration's claims have panned out raises a troubling question: What was Obama's real reason for the attack?

Doubts like these are causing slippage in support for the first in American history war waged by a U.S. President against a news organization.

__________________
Special reporting by war correspondents General Secretary and Red Square

UPDATE No.1:

A government-sponsored anti-Fox propaganda poster, courtesy of the People's Cube Department of Visual Agitation and the National Endowment for the Arts.

UPDATE No.2:

Click your remotes away from Fox News! The Party demands you watch only state-approved media!

"The dangerous prospect of an informed voter loomed large in the Obama administration's plans of a pre-emptive strike."

Redistribute the Right Wingers to the rice paddies. That's the only Final Solution available, in this comrade's humble opinion.

BUNUS FEATURE: A DELETED PARAGRAPH

Here's a paragraph from this story I had to remove because it slowed down the action. But I still like it.

"It is just a political game with them (the White House), as our reporters lose their credibility and the media organs lose ratings with the public," complained a CNN anchor who chose to remain unnamed for fear of being blacklisted. "Obama is attempting to portray the debate over his failing policies as a referendum on the journalists he is sending into harm's way to carry out his hopeless plans."

Also, just in case, Dunn and Beck's pictures in larger sizes.

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[justify]Reporters out now!
We support the camera crews, but not their mission!
No blood for sound bites!
The real war is against al-Jazeera![/justify]

We will show these Right Wingers who their God truly is. Our God and their's is His Excellency, Barack Hussein Obama.
These Tea-Baggers claim that their rights are God given. But they cling to a lie about a Joo-ish carpenter being their God. Ha!! Our True God is indeed the giver of "Rights". Give praise and at least 90% of your income to Lord Obama!!
Now our Savior will give them real "freedom of the Press". No more Fox News and all of the Right Wing talk hosts who spread lies about our Benevolent Messiah.

Komissar Blogunov wrote:[justify]Reporters out now!
We support the camera crews, but not their mission!
No blood for sound bites!
The real war is against al-Jazeera![/justify]

Wow................priceless

This story was immediately picked up by Free Republic and they have some interesting ideas there as well.

- https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2366996/posts

BREAKING NEWS:
Joe Wilson disputes Obama's claim that Glenn Beck went to Nigeria to obtain yellow cake. Photo evidence proves it was just pie.

Komissar Blogunov wrote:[justify]Reporters out now!
We support the camera crews, but not their mission!
No blood for sound bites!
The real war is against al-Jazeera![/justify]

Where is Code Pink when you need them?

No Blood For Headlines

Draft Helen Thomas


"Transmission Accomplished" sign causes controversy

Can one of the Serfs photoshop a picture of Robert Gibbs with a

"Transmission Accomplished" sign behind him at a Whitehouse briefing.

Extra bread ration for the first one to complete it.

What a flattering portrait of Comrade Dunn! So inspiring. Of course, Dear Leader's henchmen are correct when they state Faux News is not really a news channel. The People at Faux News are complete dunces when it comes to korrectly filtering out stories that contradict the truths of our glorious system.

WAR ON FOX ARTICLE by Red Square & General Secretary wrote: The most notably absent is the New York Times, which has so far refused to enter the war.

So sorry to point this out but there appears to be a traitor over at the New York Times, this from Newsbusters.org

Noel Sheppard at Newbusters.org wrote: New York Times Declares Fox News Winner in Fight With Obama
By Noel Sheppard
October 17, 2009 - 23:44 ET

Here's something virtually every American likely thought they'd never see: the New York Times declaring Fox News the winner in a fight with Barack Obama.

Yet, that's what David Carr declared in "The Battle Between the White House and Fox News."

In his piece published at the Times website Saturday evening, Carr almost seemed disgusted with all the attention the White House is giving to a cable news network:

The Obama administration, which would seem to have its hands full with a two-front war in Iraq and Afghanistan, opened up a third front last week, this time with Fox News. [...]

"We're going to treat them the way we would treat an opponent," Anita Dunn, the White House communications director, said in an interview with The New York Times. "As they are undertaking a war against Barack Obama and the White House, we don't need to pretend that this is the way that legitimate news organizations behave."

Ah, but pretending has traditionally been a valuable part of the presidential playbook. Smiling and wearing beige even under the most withering news media assault is not only good manners, but also has generally been good politics. While there is undoubtedly a visceral thrill in finally setting out after your antagonists, the history of administrations that have successfully taken on the media and won is shorter than this sentence.

After discussing past Presidents who unsuccessfully fought the press, Carr first scolded the White House, and then declared an unpredictable winner:

Even though almost all the critiques contained a kernel of truth, in each instance the folks who had the barrels of ink, and now pixels, seemed to come out ahead. So far, the only winner in this latest dispute seems to be Fox News. Ratings are up 20 percent this year, and the network basked for a week in the antagonism of a sitting president...[T]he administration, by deploying official resources against a troublesome media organization, seems to have brought a knife to a gunfight.

Carr seemed even less impressed with the tactics the Adminstration has been employing in this battle:

On the official White House Web site, a blog called Reality Check provides a running tally of transgressions by Fox News. It ends with this: "For even more Fox lies, check out the latest ‘Truth-O-Meter' feature from Politifact that debunks a false claim about a White House staffer that continues to be repeated by Glenn Beck and others on the network."

People who work in political communications have pointed out that it is a principle of power dynamics to "punch up " - that is, to take on bigger foes, not smaller ones. A blog on the White House Web site that uses a "truth-o-meter" against a particular cable news network would not seem to qualify. As it is, Reality Check sounds a bit like the blog of some unemployed guy living in his parents' basement, not an official communiqué from Pennsylvania Avenue.

Ouch. That'll leave a mark, as will Carr's conclusion:

The American presidency was conceived as a corrective to the royals, but trading punches with cable shouters seems a bit too common. Perhaps it's time to restore a little imperiousness to the relationship.

Which puts this author in the uncomfortable position of actually agreeing with the New York Times.

Mark it on your calendar.

—Noel Sheppard is the Associate Editor of NewsBusters.

I can arrange it so that Rush Limbaugh is arrested and all his assets confiscated as well. And make it look like his fault. Now.... where is Gloria Steinem and that bucket of KFC?

--
ZB

Nuke them! Nuke them now!

Nika wrote:

WAR ON FOX ARTICLE by Red Square & General Secretary wrote: The most notably absent is the New York Times, which has so far refused to enter the war.

So sorry to point this out but there appears to be a traitor over at the New York Times, this from Newsbusters.org..... [various neo-kulak kapitalist lies!]

And where did you get that neo-kulak kapitalist disinformation comrade? Hmmmmm??? Thank you very much! Consider your vodka rations for the week impounded!

Hail Obama! Decommission Faux News!!!!

General Secretary wrote:No Blood For Headlines

Draft Helen Thomas


"Transmission Accomplished" sign causes controversy

Beware Comrade Helen Thomas. She is showing signs of acting like Mata Hari - in the tank for Obama but questions this war.... what will happen to comrade Helen Thomas now that she has dared to question the wisdom of this war?

Margaret wrote:Nuke them! Nuke them now!

Ah, bold comrade! While we do have a fine arsenal of Sonia Hugo-in-drag Sotomayor warheads and inter-commentator bombastic Ginsburgs, to use them against our enemies would only inflame the ire of the world against our news-worthless, peice-ful, and Nobel cause.

And as you can plainly see, our weapons are clearly marked with the warning: In Case of Emergency, Break Class. Therefore, we must make sure that our war is indeed a bona fide winless struggle with no other final solution before we take such extreme measures.

Margaret wrote:Nuke them! Nuke them now!

Seems Faux News is now calling for a few brave men to enlist into their army.

COMRADES! We have infiltrators! Hundreds of them, all birthers and teabaggers and racists and terrorists! I keep beating them off with my shovel, but they keep coming in! Don't they understand THEY LOST and OBAMA WON!

Quagmire? I'm here to tell you that's just not true. It's nothing but another right wing smear to scare the masses into withdrawing their support for Obama.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:COMRADES! We have infiltrators! Hundreds of them, all birthers and teabaggers and racists and terrorists! I keep beating them off with my shovel, but they keep coming in! Don't they understand THEY LOST and OBAMA WON!

Quagmire? I'm here to tell you that's just not true. It's nothing but another right wing smear to scare the masses into withdrawing their support for Obama.

I might add there are also "tenthers" here as well.

• The war is seen as increasing the anti-Administration sentiment.
  
• Support the reporters - bring them home NOW!
  
• William Ayers to discuss plans to (stink-)bomb White House media room
  
• Colleges to kick off Journalism programs off-campus; fight legislation tying financial aid to teaching journalism, news reporting
  
• In other news, Internet-chatter among radical anti-war organizations increased - plants producing cameras, tapes, video-editing equipment, and other war-materielle on look-out for sabotage attempts.
  
• Democrats in Congress threaten to review the tree-killing paper consumption of the newspapers seen nonsupportive of the Administration's war effort
  
• Split within the Administration: Joe Biden rumored to advocate small-scale strategy of auditing individual Fox commentators' tax-returns

I beleive it is time for our ear leader to ask our illustrious salsa dancing sulfer smelling south of the border dear leader hugo "my head looks like a pineapple" chavez what he would do with an unrepentant media outlet intent on stopping our much vaunted progress towards national socialism.

I beleive his tips in fighting this intransigent foe and winning this war would be most instructive for ear leader.

Red Rooster wrote

And where did you get that neo-kulak kapitalist disinformation comrade? Hmmmmm??? Thank you very much! Consider your vodka rations for the week impounded!

I have taken it upon myself, at great personal sacrifice, for the good of the Collective to monitor this right-wing extremist group. Let me be clear, since it turned up a traitor at the New York Times it would seem that it was a worthwhile effort, these traitors must be rooted out no matter where they try and hide! The nerve to say that Faux News won this war is hate speech!

Can I please have my vodka back? mmmm mmmmm mmmm

I forgot to mention in the article that reporters come home from the War on Fox afflicted by violent and suicidal tendencies. Maybe I'll just add it to the story right now.

Red Square wrote:I forgot to mention in the article that reporters come home from the War on Fox afflicted by violent and suicidal tendencies. Maybe I'll just add it to the story right now.

People Cube reported suicidal reporters being in demand at BBC and Reuters as long ago as in 2006!

Red Square wrote:I forgot to mention in the article that reporters come home from the War on Fox afflicted by violent and suicidal tendencies. Maybe I'll just add it to the story right now.

But will they get V.A. benefits? I say probably not! All the more reason for the single payer health care system. Because "We Care™".

--
ZB

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: But will they [reporters returning from War on Fox -mi] get V.A. benefits? I say probably not!

All the more reason to keep them suicidal. A little bit of end of life counseling is all they are going to require after they stop being useful to the Party...

Obama's forces out now!
Breasts not media bombs!

YES

NO

Obama at War???? I guess his cancelling of the anti-missile systems he promised to CNN and MSNBC did not produce any dialog. Not suprising that "smart power" does not work on dumb networks. Perhaps if Hillary Clinton were to show up with her RESET button....

LAUNCH THE HILLARY!!!!!

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Shame on our Dear Leader, Obama; he must take a more progressive, forward-leaning approach in this class struggle for social justice on behalf of the proletariat class. The proper approach has already been mapped out by our legendary Dear Leaders. The American entrepreneurs and middle class are on their knees; we must finally silence them with a proper fear of State before we can proceed with our final solution.

“When one makes a Revolution, one cannot mark time; one must always go forward - or go back. He who now talks about the "freedom of the press" goes backward, and halts our headlong course towards Socialism.” -- Vladimir Lenin

“The press should be not only a collective propagandist and a collective agitator, but also a collective organizer of the masses.” -- Vladimir Lenin

Nika wrote:Red Rooster wrote

And where did you get that neo-kulak kapitalist disinformation comrade? Hmmmmm??? Thank you very much! Consider your vodka rations for the week impounded!

I have taken it upon myself, at great personal sacrifice, for the good of the Collective to monitor this right-wing extremist group. Let me be clear, since it turned up a traitor at the New York Times it would seem that it was a worthwhile effort, these traitors must be rooted out no matter where they try and hide! The nerve to say that Faux News won this war is hate speech!

Can I please have my vodka back? mmmm mmmmm mmmm...

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!

O.k. Comrade... you are lucky I am not in a fowl mood this fine socialist night... (which of course being a fowl, I usually am) Drink up comrade and keep us informed!

LAUNCH THE HILLARY!!!!

War is war and all our leaders can do is talk words. Words, words, words, I'm so sick of words. All I hear is words. Don't tease me. Give me action! We know who the enemy of America is. Nuke them now!

The following update has just been added to the original story:

UPDATE:
A government-sponsored anti-Fox propaganda poster, courtesy of the People's Cube Department of Visual Agitation and the National Endowment for the Arts.

Comrade Red Square,

This poster is extremely effective. Of course, my radio is already tuned to NPR, but I don't always have it on. Thank you for a good kick in the head.

I don't understand why Dear Leader becomes so upset when Glenn Beck points out just how many of his Czars are adherents of our glorious system of government. Really, he should be happy that Mr. Beck brings up such facts as Comrade Anita Dunn's admiration of Dear Leader Mao.

I'll admit, I did watch one day as was thrilled when Glenn Beck brought up all of Dear Leader Mao's accomplishments. Why are people so bothered by the fact that he caused the deaths of 70 million Chinese people? When Glenn Beck brought this up, it didn't bother me a bit. No sacrifice is too large to create a society where every one is equal, and free. I like the free part, too. I just don't understand why Chairman Mao isn't just as popular as Che. Viva Anita Dunn!



I'm dying to walk up to a Democrat one day, and say: "You must be really proud to have elected the first Communist president in America."

Excellent, Comrade Hill, Excellent! Dear Leader should be quite flattered.

Excellent work, Maksim! This fine agitprop poster has been added as UPDATE No.2 to the main story.

Will the President call in Spetznaz? After all, no job is too large for the People's Special Farces....

HERE'S PROOF!
In order to garner applause, BHO coerced his spousal-unit to demonstrate proper Marxist Dance Moves.

Red Rooster wrote: LAUNCH THE HILLARY!!!!

Comrade Red Rooster,

The Hillary is operational and ready to engage, (Damn thing uses huge batteries though).

Red Square wrote:I forgot to mention in the article that reporters come home from the War on Fox afflicted by violent and suicidal tendencies. Maybe I'll just add it to the story right now.

I have heard through reliable sources that Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews have been viewing the "How to Make a Butt Bomb: Al Qaeda Training Video".

mi wrote:

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: But will they [reporters returning from War on Fox -mi] get V.A. benefits? I say probably not!

All the more reason to keep them suicidal. A little bit of end of life counseling is all they are going to require after they stop being useful to the Party...

Yes, my book will help with that.

(Out-of-Karakter)
Fox News, I heard they're a bunch of EVIL BAD CONSERVATIVES NO FREE SPECH ARGHH and now they're being silenced. Isn't it funny how the Cons used to be the Bad Guys and the liberals were Rebellious Motherfuckaz For Tha Peoplez, and now the tables have turned?

Laughter is Frowned Upon, Comrade.....

The Skinnee Jay wrote:(Out-of-Karakter)
Isn't it funny how the Cons used to be the Bad Guys and the liberals were Rebellious Motherfuckaz For Tha Peoplez, and now the tables have turned?

.....and should not be encouraged.

WWSTD (What Would Sun Tzu Do).

Skinnee Jay, why are you here and not building your own concentration camp for Thoughtcriminals? We don't have enough places as it is for people who watch Faux News and you're slacking.

Citizens

Bark O'Blame-a has to limit who he can talk down, er talk to.......


Publius

Comrades!

Just in case your wondering The People's Navy is standing by in case this war goes nuclear. We have just completed our front story for the MSM to swallow hook -line and sinker

Clandestine sources reveal that there is truth in the rumor.

https://philanthropy.com/free/articles/ ... 000102.htm

All is not lost. Dear Leader's TV Volunteerism Week must be extended on all the other networks to "encourage" the masses to watch more "Obama friendly" network shows instead of the bourgeoisie Fox Network. Fox News must be crushed and destroyed to show how tolerant and wonderful Liberalism is.




Everyone loves our sanctioned programming. Just look at the happy faces of the citizenry.

The struggle continues.

Our leader is consuming Fox.........



This is a very good thing Obama is doing, his War on Fox, even if it cost's many things. It show's he is a powerful and dignified ruler.

Our captain Obama knows what true enemies are; those who ask too many questions! The One picked this up from his numerous conversations with the brave Hugo Chavez no doubt; both lions of the left, and lovers of polite speech.

Fox News makes my stomach turn, blatant disrespect of ruling authority on a daily basis, they must be shut down. Praise to comrade Obama on this noble quest.



Obama must make this war, he must take aim at the insurgent media like his great comrade Chavez has. It will only help Obama secure total power.

Peoples Cube #2 on Vodka Pundit weekly top ten.

Vodka Pundit Weekly Top Ten Video


I don't know whether to denounce Red Square or rub my head against his ankles in admiration which makes him fall down.

If anyone can insert the video into the above post, I promise not to spray their ornamentals for at least a week.

thanks

Obama went to war because he said Fox News was an imminent threat to his popularity.

Obama lied —
Free Speech died!

Sun Tzu did not say:
"When questioned, you must always reply, 'BHO is a peace magnet,' as this response will open many doors."

Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Comrades!

Just in case your wondering The People's Navy is standing by in case this war goes nuclear. We have just completed our front story for the MSM to swallow hook -line and sinker

Commodore Snoogie Woogums,

It has come to my attention that your men have become complacent in their duties. Although you have have done your best to mandate booze and Acorn hookers discipline into your men, your Navy needs to step up now.

1. You have a mice problem on your ship.

http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=4174

2. You have turned your vessel into a country club for Corrupt politicians Party Elites ^tm
<br>http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=4115


3. Your weapons do not work.



4. Your men need to drop their cocks and grab their socks Commodore, step up for the motherland.

Comrades, if Dear O'Leader would merely manifest himself on Faux News all would be well. He could appear on the Chris Wallace show, in a flash of blinding light, an levitate across the stage, and so great would be his aura and presence that Chris, like Brian and Charlie, would soon get calluses on his knees.

Being in The Presence does that to people. It's a matter of style. For example: See how much presence Miss Resentment has? Who could not be won over by this splendid contrast, descending from Air Force One, to that hag Laura Bush?

Reiuxcat wrote:Peoples Cube #2 on Vodka Pundit weekly top ten.

I don't know whether to denounce Red Square or rub my head against his ankles in admiration which makes him fall down.

You may rub after the Housekeeping Department has made sure you've had a sufficient amount of grooming.

Pajamas TV doesn't let embed or download videos. They are paying to produce them and so it's their property and we must all visit their pages to view them. This, of course, will end as soon as the government starts paying for everything.

But before Vodkapundit we got over 16,000 views on this thread from Instapundit Glenn Reynolds, who posted a small blurbabout it at 7:28am on Oct. 21st, the morning after it appeared on the Cube.

I DENOUNCE COMRADE INFIDEL CASTRATE FOR THIS UNFOUNDED ACCUSATION!

2. You have turned your vessel into a country club for Corrupt politiciansParty Elites tm

Comrade, if this was true the Mainstream Media would have been all over it! They do not ignore stories that may show the Party leadership in a bad light. Only a rouge so called news agency would even bother to look into your nonsense and report it as actual 'news'. The People's Ship SPOTTED OWL is the most eco-friendly warship on the planet with a beet field on top, but due to the unique ocean environment that she cruises in and the effects of global warming on oceanic wind patterns. Her beet field had to be contoured in a specific way to allow maximum beet production in accordance with socialist collective farming directives. It is JUST PURE CHANCE that these contours happen to resemble a capitalistic pigs golf course.

Shame, Comrade, Shame

Pssst......I see you are still mad that you missed that easy putt on hole number three Castrate, allowing me to win the round. I swear I did not order the hard left rudder command right in the middle of your putt..........I had the Officer on deck reprimanded severely for that by the way.

Comrades,

Praise be to comrades, broadcasting limitations, and geography, I cannot view this odious Faux News in my current location, so I cannot take appropriate measures like throwing a tantrum or a brick at the TV.

Sorry, I throw tantrums all the time but about other things.

Thus I am left riven with impotent shaking mouth-frothing rage about something I know nothing about beyond what I've been told by reliable reality-based sources, so I needn't actually view Faux News myself. Doing so could be hazardous to my Weltanshauung (that's German, a language spoken in Europe, you ignorant Red Staters).

Praise Marx, I've just had an epiphany: I'm a Real Prog!

Uh, Tovarish, we're all Made Progs here. I am nasty, vicious, immature, self-righteous, larcenous, self-righteous, heedless, accusatory, and mean.

What's not to love?

Komrades, When will Dear Leader Obama finally move to preserve national Liberty by declaring Freedon too precious to be handed out to everyone!
Freedom of Speech? NYET! Party must approve correct discourse.
Freedom of Press? NYET! Party approved Media best for Workers
2nd Amendment! NYET, NYET, NYET!
Dear Leader must isten to Commisar Dunn and follow insight of Commrade Mao; "Party must control all guns so that guns can never control Party!"
Thank Marx he is moving to silence hatefull, racist, counter-revolutionary conservative insurgents on People's Web and enacting "Net Neautrality".
Glory to Obama and People's Progressive Revolution!

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Citizens remember watch State Run Media instead of the bourgeois insurgent de-legitimate Fox Noise. Forward, forward, forward for ratings comrades. This war must be won for the sake of conformity. All Media must tow the party line and report that Great Leader Obama is magnificent and his programs are for the greater good, no matter how it bankrupts the country. These comrades are taking the lead for the sake of Great Leader.

That is an order, move along.

Red Square wrote:

Reiuxcat wrote:Peoples Cube #2 on Vodka Pundit weekly top ten.

I don't know whether to denounce Red Square or rub my head against his ankles in admiration which makes him fall down.

You may rub after the Housekeeping Department has made sure you've had a sufficient amount of grooming.

Pajamas TV doesn't let embed or download videos. They are paying to produce them and so it's their property and we must all visit their pages to view them. This, of course, will end as soon as the government starts paying for everything.

But before Vodkapundit we got over 16,000 views on this thread from Instapundit Glenn Reynolds, who posted a small blurbabout it at 7:28am on Oct. 21st, the morning after it appeared on the Cube.

What exactly are you suggesting Comrade? I get my grooming regularly.


And Comrade Maksim and myself, in our efforts to support the most excellent propaganda information dissemination you do here, tweeted this hours before 7:28 am on Oct 21.

iMaksim The People's Cube - Obama's War on Fox News Becomes a Quagmire http://bit.ly/7ES5s 11:11 PM Oct 20th from web
<br>RT @iMaksim The People's Cube - Obama's War on Fox News Becomes a Quagmire http://bit.ly/7ES5s // hip deep already11:18 PM Oct 20th from web

It is evident someone has altered your web traffic files in an effort to discredit your most loyal comrades. With all due respect comrade, now is not the time to be lax in security.

(Just a little lower Comrade Commissar Theocritus. Ahhhhh. prrt)

70 years ago today, Wednesday, October 25, 1939, in Mexico City, Leon Trotsky is reported to have said that "Stalin is afraid of Hitler, and is right to be so." However, to the human ear, it sounded like, "Сталин испугано Гитлер, и право для того чтобы быть so."

Let this be a lesson to all of the propagandists out there.

Look out, Canada has opened a new front in the war on America (I think it's safe to say that Obama is America).

First Lady Now Requires 26 Servants

Laura Bush only needed one, and our Many Titted Empress only three. This shows how Laura Bush just wasn't up the job.

I bet the Bushes didn't even use any SEIU thugs. That's how common they were.

I once met a Rethuglican lady in Houston who lived in D.C., and do you know what she did one day a week? She volunteered her time, for nothing, with other ladies who sat around a table at the White House and opened and sorted all of Laura Bush's correspondence. Now that was an uppity thing to do! The jobs should have gone to a $40.00 an hour union worker!

Yes, how uppity of her. This woman doesn't have anyone to tell her what to think or to do. She would not be a reliable vote, and I bet she wouldn't go onto a protest line at the drop of a hat just because a union thug boss told her to.

Yet another reason for our dear leader to pull out of the war on FOX news:
torture with Meow Mix

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"This reform will work! It will work! It will work! It's gonna work!" Paul Krugman (chief military adviser to Obama's war on FoxNews).

AbecedariusRex wrote:Yet another reason for our dear leader to pull out of the war on FOX news:
torture with Meow Mix

If that don't work, some of this will work, followed up with a little bit of Yoko Ono.

THEY WILL CONFESS ANYTHING AFTER THIS

Then there's Or what I live with: Imagine that 24/7 from a 6'3" drag queen. That I promise you will break any Gitmo prisoner.

Infidel Castrate wrote:

AbecedariusRex wrote:Yet another reason for our dear leader to pull out of the war on FOX news:
torture with Meow Mix

If that don't work, some of this will work, followed up with a little bit of Yoko Ono.

THEY WILL CONFESS ANYTHING AFTER THIS

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I think that first video really captures the essence of the spirit of Christmas. And for the second, I had heard rumors of ONO's monstrous banshee caterwaul but never thought the reports were true. THE HORROR! those poor session musicians who were doing a fairly good blues backbeat - give them a John Lee Hooker or an Eric Clapton and that would have been a pretty good piece.