Ever since he was in third grade, Barack Obama wanted to become president.

It all began one sunny day, when he had placed a large magnifying glass over an anthill and immediately realized his power over small creatures.

That's when it dawned at him that taking care of the small people couldn't be much different. He later summoned help of a magician who helped the child to make his dream come true.After Barack became president, he realized, to his great joy, that in addition to the small people he now also had the power to focus on large and small businesses, factories, financial institutions, and the economy in general.

But there's more - Barack has learned to train his focus on the world arena! His favorite international targets are America's closest allies, especially Israel, as well as US troops serving in Iraq and Afghanistan.

But despite his newly discovered big goals, Obama hasn't forgotten his childhood aspirations and remained a man of the people - whenever he can, he goes back to focusing on them, one little guy at a time.

The absolute brilliance of His countenance is certainly getting me hot! Now if only I can avoid swooning from merely viewing the Power of His photo.

How coincidental the similarities between The Chosen One™ today and Twilight Zone Season 3; Episode 28 The Little People, where an astronaut lands on a planet populated by people smaller than ants, and then goes 'throwing his weight' around—literally—delcaring himself a "god" by stomping on them with his jackboots.

He forced the little people to erect an image of him so they could all worship him, out of fear of course. But in the end, the statue was pulled down by the little people, in a similar way that Saddam's statue was pulled down—by the little people.

Since The One™ is using a magnifying glass in this case, all that's needed is a giant mirror to reflect his "own image" back to him as a "self-reflection".

The Washington Post reports on Obama's glorious accomplishments in focusing on the little people:

The Census Bureau reports the number of Americans in poverty jumped to 15.1 percent in 2010, a 17-year high. About 46.2 million people, or nearly 1 in 6, were in poverty. That's up from 43.6 million, or 14.3 percent, in 2009. It was the highest level since 1993.

The number of people lacking health insurance increased to 49.9 million, a new high after revisions were made to 2009 figures. Losses were due mostly to working-age Americans who lost employer-provided insurance in the weak economy.

This must be Obama's "laser-like focus" that I keep hearing about.

Red Square wrote:The Washington Post reports on Obama's glorious accomplishments in focusing on the little people:

The Census Bureau reports the number of Americans in poverty jumped to 15.1 percent in 2010, a 17-year high. About 46.2 million people, or nearly 1 in 6, were in poverty. That's up from 43.6 million, or 14.3 percent, in 2009. It was the highest level since 1993.

The number of people lacking health insurance increased to 49.9 million, a new high after revisions were made to 2009 figures. Losses were due mostly to working-age Americans who lost employer-provided insurance in the weak economy.

I saw in this morning's edition of The Washington Post Pravda, that Dear Leader has a solution. Raise taxes to create more jobs.

Brilliant!!!!

--ZB

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:I saw in this morning's edition of The Washington Post Pravda, that Dear Leader has a solution. Raise taxes to create more jobs.

Brilliant!!!!

--ZB

All of the new rules, which would take effect in 2013, would bring in an estimated total of $467 billion, more than enough to pay for the dear Leader's jobs bill, Lewter said during the White House's daily press briefing Monday.

And then set it up to take affect after he is booted out of office during his second term, even more brilliant!

Beets squirt from my rectum while laughing at the irony of "Obama's Focus".
Obama's focus is really one little prick of light.

Dear Leader will be arriving tonight in the glorious city that shall house the new victory mosque erected to show the decadence of capitalism. I can only hope Dear Leader will grace us with several teleprompter readings while he visits us unworthy peoples in NYC. The Day of Ragers are all excited over Dear Leaders arrival tonight! I think a group leg tingle is taking place!
Comrades, I hope envy has not settled in your hearts as this would be punishable by removal to the nearest gulag.

No envy is currently present in either my progressive heart, OR my progressive legs - but I, too, feel tingles starting at the tips of my toes... arrrrrrrrrrr - it COULD be from all the rum, being that it's Talk Like a Pirate Day today, but I suspect that it's just the contemplation of The One™ being so near to Ground Zero, which will one day be a Triumphant but fully Equal Mosque to Allah's glory! No, wait, um, I mean to Dear Leader's glory! Yeah, that's it! :)

Disclaimer: All people used in the making of this post were treated humanely except for the ones that weren't. Dear Leader held dead traitors in his palm after burning them, squeezed really hard, and brought them back to life to work on farm.

(Just a fair notice to fellow travelers: Don't cross the Rubikonski. History tells us there is no going back.)

Old Obama had a farm,
Yee aye, yee aye, Oh!
And on that farm he had a goon
Yee aye, yee aye, Oh!
And a union goon here
and a union goon there,
Everywhere a union goon,
Old Obama had a farm,
Yee, aye yee aye Oh!

Obama was twittering away in his yellow electric clown car when it ran out of juice so he pulled over to recharge it, but he closed down so many electric generation plants that there was no electricity to be had so he had to walk back to his brother's mud hut for a room temperature 40 until the lights came back on.

Trotskyites risk much. The Chicago Tribune suggests Obama bow out of the race to let Hillary have it.


Well, someone has to be the man in the family.

Tavis says Obama is not doing enough.

Komrad Phobianov wrote:Trotskyites risk much. The Chicago Tribune suggests Obama bow out of the race to let Hillary have it.


Well, someone has to be the man in the family.

It's good to hear that our MTE still has some clout in Chi-town. She will be pleased.

--
ZB

Apparatchik Unkulturny wrote:The absolute brilliance of His countenance is certainly getting me hot! Now if only I can avoid swooning from merely viewing the Power of His photo.

Your hidden reference to Count has been detected Comrade and your bourgeoisie roots may be showing.
I have of course notified the Culture Police and placed you on the Attack Watch site with other possible regressive individuals that must be watched.
Remember "Words" all power is in the words (Deeds not needed)

Ivan Betinov wrote:(Just a fair notice to fellow travelers: Don't cross the Rubikonski. History tells us there is no going back.)

Before or after March?

I'DE Say after

Ah! So THIS must be the Glorious Radiant Future of the Shining Path of Scientific Socialism ™ that we are progressing towards! Do you smell something burning?

Ivan Betinov wrote:I'DE Say after

One should Ceaser the meaning eh?

I think this thread has Romed away from its original intent.

Legion of Comedians. Perhaps so but how can this subject retain interest when the Person who caused it to be initiated is such a bore himself. (Going to get my Shovel)

In the intrest of fairness, the individual involved should be shipped to Siberia until we come to a consensus on what a reasonable punishment is.

The Colonel concurs.

Ah, the wee people. The wee the people wee people, I mean. It's like this: They, I mean wee, are a government of the wee people, by the wee people and for the wee people and we all know that Fearless Leader is a wee people just like us too, sort of, only bigger and very, very, very far away, which makes him look more weer than he actually is, right? So, uh, wee will get over it, whether wee like it or not.

I mean, what else are wee going to do? Elect somebody else?

Hermann Observer wrote:Ah, the wee people. The wee the people wee people, I mean. It's like this: They, I mean wee, are a government of the wee people, by the wee people and for the wee people and we all know that Fearless Leader is a wee people just like us too, sort of, only bigger and very, very, very far away, which makes him look more weer than he actually is, right? So, uh, wee will get over it, whether wee like it or not.

I mean, what else are wee going to do? Elect somebody else?

There was an election?