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6 NABBED IN TERROR PLOT ON FORT DIX SOLDIERS

New York Post ...

Daily News ...

The FBI began tracking the men thanks to an alert clerk at a Kinko's in New Jersey, who was asked by one of them to convert from video to DVD a recording of men shooting rifles at a remote firing range shouting, "Allah akbar!" The clerk called the FBI.

Special thanks for the idea to Comrade General Secretary!

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I had nothing to do with them coming here and setting up a communications network for these jihadis!
Nothing at all...
Lies, lies and more lies!


https://www.cnn.com/US/9905/05/us.kosovo.refugees.02/

https://clinton2.nara.gov/WH/EOP/First_ ... 90505.html

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Three Births, A Wedding and A Funeral –
‘It Really Does Take A Village.'
A 1996 book by First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton titled It Takes A Village became part of a theme for designing the refugee-processing center. The First Lady's book centered on rekindling a society that totally sustains and supports its families and individuals, especially its children. It was a 530th soldier who had read the First Lady's book and recommended naming the processing center's physical location the "Village"rather than a "camp" or a "compound."

https://www.quartermaster.army.mil

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Hillary wrote:It was a 530th soldier who had read the First Lady's book and recommended naming the processing center's physical location the "Village"rather than a "camp" or a "compound."

The "Village," that hearkens back to The Prisoner. At Hillary's Village, who is Number Two?

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There is no Number 2 in MY Village.

Keep giving away state secrets and I'll release Rover, Comrade Otis.

Be seeing you.....
In January 2009

H08


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Hillary wrote:... I'll release Rover ...

Thanks to the Simpsons we all know Rover's achilles heel:

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I'm happy to see that all races and creeds and fairly represented in comrade Red Square's Kinko agitprop. With that said, I'm CLEARLY OUTRAGED THAT AN APPLIANCE-AMERIKAN, A BOWL-OF-OATMEAL-AMERIKAN, A VEGETABLE-AMERIKAN, A BUG-EYED-QUEEN-AMERIKAN (oh wait, the white guy in the back looks rather chipper, a little light in the loafers, methinks... nevermind) AND A ANIMAL-AMERIKAN IS NOT REPRESENTED IN THAT AD! The outrage! The shame! Ugh, why do I fight! Why do I go on.... oh look, a dollar bill! Hmm, I'll just stuff that in my coat with all the rest! Uhh... what was I bitching about again? Hmm, I forgot. Everybody go about your business until I get my red panties in a bunch again.

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The question for #2 is, "Why didn't you resign?"

Is it too early to form conspiracy theories that Bush planned the attack and purposely had it foiled for __________ (any overused anti-Bush rant) ?

But important questions until then: Are they being tortured right now? Did the FBI illegally spy on them? Why do they hate us, because they were oppressed, and were only trying to express their anger? The Party must investigate this (when they have time in between show trials and ensuring victory for the freedom fighters). FREE THE FORT DIX SIX!

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Branish wrote:But important questions until then: Are they being tortured right now? Did the FBI illegally spy on them?

Of course they were illegally spied on. What gall this Kinko's employee had to think(period) Let alone to act independently to inform the authorities. Snitching is only authorized when said tattling supports the party's ideological ends. This was clearly a rogue prol. He should be dealt with severely. That is, he should be taken to Camp Pendleton and put in leg irons along side those marines guilty of atrocities against the insurgency. The freedom fighters of Fort Dix should be released on their own recognizance, until such time as the ACLU can find a properly sympathetic Judge to adjudicate in their favor. I hear WALMART is having a buy one, get one free sale on Anti-Amerikan judges.

Furthermore, I think we should all remember the wisdom of Virginia Beach Mayor Myra Obendorf. Cower behind spouse, refuse to answer questions, and remind everyone in coddled TV interviews that this is about (insert crime), not about the subject's race or immigration status.

Rik

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Comrade Rikalonius wrote:This was clearly a rogue prol.

Comrade Smersh will be notified.

Of course they were illegally spied on.

You are correct! http://www.michellemalkin.com/archives/005773.htm
<br>Rest assurred, comrades! That under the current counter revolutionary administration, this has not stopped! See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECHELON

The freedom fighters of Fort Dix should be released on their own recognizance, until such time as the ACLU can find a properly sympathetic Judge to adjudicate in their favor. I hear WALMART is having a buy one, get one free sale on Anti-Amerikan judges.

I have the perfect judge, a fellow traveler with the ACLU's Good Socialist Seal of Approval, that we can buy. And at a discounted rate! Judge Robert S. Vance (1931-1989). I know what you're thinking, comrades! He's dead! However, if we can do it with voters then why not with Federal Judges?

MIGUEL!!!!! Run down to Slick Willie's Equipment Rentals in Birmingham, Alabama and get a backhoe. You're going to dig us up a federal judge who'll rule in the AmeriKKKan Communist Liberals Union's (ACLU) favor.

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Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:... the outrage! The shame! Ugh, why do I fight! Why do I go on.... oh look, a dollar bill! Hmm, I'll just stuff that in my coat with all the rest! Uhh... what was I bitching about again? Hmm, I forgot. Everybody go about your business until I get my red panties in a bunch again.

Margaritas are on you, Comrade Chairman!

LUPE!!! Fetch the Tequila and the Ethanol!!! And don't let that burrito stuffed arse drag! Chairman Meow is thirsty.

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Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev
Grand Inquisitor of the Reformed Church of Latter Day Climatologists and Margarita Coordinator

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Chairman Meow wrote:A BUG-EYED-QUEEN-AMERIKAN (oh wait, the white guy in the back looks rather chipper, a little light in the loafers, methinks... nevermind)
Pardon my shortness of breath; I have just returned from the newest adventure for the Party. We cannot of course let the Islamofascists run things because they cannot be bought off with jewels and Lone Star cards, although I'm told that a fetching goat will work wonders. So I have taken steps to insure the survival of the nation so that we may inherit it.

I blush to confess but one of my ventures went wrong; I had permitted Jacques Chirac to sell nuclear secrets, er, give humanitarian aid to Iran, and Dear Leader wanted to do his part too, so I let him. I really thought that it would be a trade of sorts although North Korea doesn't have that much but still, it's the thought that counts. And the president of Iran could use tips on hair mousse from Kim. It's that <i>je ne sais quoi</i> look that they so love, and have you ever wondered if Kim and Nansky Peloski were separated at birth and she just quit eating?

But I see that those ingrates have gone and gotten themselves some nukes. Now I don't really give a capitalist's ass about that; after all, if they hit a few European capitals, what's it to us? I have all the good Titians in the Hillary wing of Rancho del Rio Grande down in that part of Willacy County that I annexed. And the next C-5 is leaving Florence with the David, flying to Rome to get the Pieta, and chip off bits of the Sistene Chapel. You know I would have a weakness for Michelangelo.

But what if some rogue lets them have more, er, humanitarian aid? That bothered me. And since we have managed to cripple the AmeriKKKan ability for space weapons using our friends at <i>The New York Times</i> and other sneer factories (they're the first to go, you know), we really need new weapons.

So I have been breeding--don't ask how--a cadre of Bug-Eyed Queens whose outraged glances are enough to bring down birds in flight. On present testing 20 BEQs can cause a Gulfstream to fall out of the sky at 10,000'--that gave Laurie David quite a shock and she used more than one square of toilet paper. But the problem is getting their attention. As you may know, all that eye rolling is a bit tough to cope with, and they don't even do it in synch.

At first I tried showing pictures of Linda Ronstadt in her cub-scout uniform, but the eye-roll of disgust wasn't co-ordinated--the left-handed ones rolled their eyes the other way. Then I had a breakthrough. I have developed a laser projecting a hologram of Cher onto the plane, and that does it. 100% certain kill.

Socialism is safe.

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I have developed a laser projecting a hologram of Cher onto the plane, and that does it. 100% certain kill.

Have mercy! Do they really deserve that?

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Premier Betty, it is not enough to kill them. One must make them pay first, and the picture of Cher will do it. For particularly bad ones, I have used computer wizardry to make a duet between Barbra and Cher--antiphonal of Barbra singing "Memories" and Cher singing "Gypies, Tramps and Thieves." The computer pulled its own plug.

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How could you compose such a piece without having your eardrums rupture?

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One does not compose it any more than the scientists at Los Alamos composed the first nuclear explosions. They merely put the right ingredients together and then let nature take its course. I did the same thing although it was a touch more difficult.

I had two CDS, but cast onto stainless steel rather than aluminum. I brought them in opposite ends of an arena, and if you wonder why a new Texas Stadium is being built, it is because of the destruction done on the old one. The Rangers can no longer play in that part of Arlington.

The CDs have a natural mutual antipathy toward each other, as do magnetic poles of the same--North hating north and so forth. But this is not magnetism for it is based on another molecular force.

There are weak forces and strong forces of subatomic particles, such charm and charge, and I have discovered a new one: Nose. Particles with positive Nose hate and are repelled to each other, which is why we had the spectacle of Barbra and Oprah together on a stage.

The Cher and Barbra CDs, on stainless steel, mind, were forced together by hydraulic rams used to move ten-story buildings or open the flood gates on the Ixtapa Dam, and even then they were straining. Unfortunately there was a rip in the space/time continuum and four airplanes making and approach to DFW were sucked into it and, from my calculations, emerged 1,693,532 light years away, in the Greater Magellanic Cloud. Unfortunately the mass is one molecule wide, but since I have taken control of the insurance companies and since there were RepubliKKKans on the plane, who cares?

That, in a nutshell, is the difficulty in combining the "works" of said two people.

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It's like a modern day Philadelphia Experiment. Only no interdimensional rifts were opened up, and no one got stuck in walls, or froze in place, or spontaneously combusted and stuff.

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But the upshot is that the city of Arlington needed to repair its stadium and did, and to rededicate it they hired what they could find on the budget that they had left: ABBA, prunified, who came in to sing but when they started in on their number, "Dancing Queen" every bar in Dallas and Fort Worth and from as far away as Houston and Austin was emptied and parading down the field were 10,000 Bug-Eyed Queens (tm Theocritus Ltd.) who got into a slapping match, the Cher faction against the Barbra faction and the switch hitters were in the middle, despised by all.

That's when they floated the $2B bond election to build a new one, and the old one now looks like the last scene from <i>Carrie</i> when the hand reaches out from the ashes in the ground.

No, no interdimensional rifts. If only.

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Woah, $2 Billion?!? Think of how many social programs could have been funded with that money (okay, just one... but still, it's better than the alternative)!

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Yes, a wonderful social program training people to hand-carve the tiles on my cabanas. I'm also training some to cut 30% PbO glass, and I shall put Steuben and Waterford out of business.

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I was thinking more along the lines of constructing a tower made of toothpicks that connects the Earth to the Moon. No glue or tape of any kind is allowed.

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And if they fall off constructing it, so be it. Plenty more where they came from. And just think of the plus we'd have. That Animatronic Algore is muscling in on our compassion racket, like he gives a damn about anything but power, and that's our job. I figure the best way to off that sorry bastard might be to use a great deal of wood, say on something like your tower, and tempt him into a stroke.

But does he know that toothpicks are made of wood? He's an incredible blockhead.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:But does he know that toothpicks are made of wood? He's an incredible blockhead.

He probably thinks toothpicks are made from teeth.

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He thinks that toothpicks are made by room service in the post Washington hotel he grew up in. For all he knows, everything in the world can be had by picking up the phone and ordering room service.

A friend, Clark, here was staying at that hotel in the 50s, and they needed a ride somewhere and it was late or wet or something, and Algore's father, the Ur-thief, had a limousine with driver with access to a special passage. No wonder Algore needs his Escalade or whatever; memories of bygone days with the "coloreds" in uniform, touching their caps and saying, "Yassah, Misto Go'. Yassah."

Ah. The new plantation.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:One does not compose it any more than the scientists at Los Alamos composed the first nuclear explosions. They merely put the right ingredients together and then let nature take its course. I did the same thing although it was a touch more difficult.

I had two CDS, but cast onto stainless steel rather than aluminum. I brought them in opposite ends of an arena, and if you wonder why a new Texas Stadium is being built, it is because of the destruction done on the old one. The Rangers can no longer play in that part of Arlington.

The CDs have a natural mutual antipathy toward each other, as do magnetic poles of the same--North hating north and so forth. But this is not magnetism for it is based on another molecular force.

I'm afraid the Party is already developing a much more destructive weapon, Theocritus. I think they are calling it "Project Hades" and it is supposedly the final solution for the BEQ commune. Yes, every election from now on, the Party - in all it's overwhelming evil and wisdom - will launch "Project Hades" in San-Francisco, Miami and, of course, any disco in between. This thing is supposedly a cross bred beast composed of Bette Midler, Cher, Babs, Liza Minelli and... the ultimate ingredient... JUDY GARLAND <gasp!>.

The Party wanted to go further, incorporating Liverachi and Elton John. But I stongly advised that such a beast would not be under the Party's exclusive control if we went that far, we are but mere mortals (for now), and it is not our place to make ourselves god (at least not yet).

We are to begin testing the doomsday device in early August... I'm told they are feeding it mimosa and vicodin in the mean time and that it is progressing rather nicely.

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Chairman Meow, this is a truly destructive weapon, but we must ask, in mathematical terms, if the range of the function is enough to suit our needs. I know that much has been made of the supposed Masters and Johnson fact that 10% of the population is homosexual; I doubt it strongly or I'd have many more dates. Also in my experience there are some people who don't ping even my gaydar. And these people are not ones who would be hurt by the BEQ Blaster.

Do not misunderstand me: often the people most susceptible to the BEQ Blaster are rather well off: no children with educations to fund, and for some reason people will pay good money for the advice of a BEQ. (I personally have the services of a woman to decorate the new house.) And let's never forget the fashion industry, for it is obviously run as an obscene joke by the BEQdality. After all, notice the vicious trend toward anorexic women on the catwalk while the cats themselves are going to the gym. The breeders are stuck with toothpicks who could get lost in the sheets while the BEQdality can bench press #200.

But are you sure that you do not want to include Liverachi? That would drag in the blue-haired set, and think of the money controlled by that in Miami. Although these are the people who, in the famous words of Irving Kristol, have the incomes of Episcopalians and vote like Puerto Ricans, meaning that we not need use our energy to control their progressive instincts.

But it is, I am sad to report, useless to include Elton John. After his song about the Peoples' Punch Diana, which outsold even "White Christmas," the entire world has been immunized against him. When it came out that his spending was out of control, the world yawned. When it was disclosed that he had quit drinking, usually good for a get-out-of-jail-free card for, say, a Kennedy found drunk on the Capitol grounds, the world did not care. When he broke up with his enamoratus, there was no furore. The world no longer cares about him.

And even the antics of George Michael seem no longer to shock, although the extra #30 and the beard are not fetching nor the story of being found, drugged, in a London park, although I personally was shocked when I saw a picture of the man whom Michael, even now, formed congress with.

No, we need to be truly shocking and for this one Global Warming™ seems to have the most legs. I cannot recall a single religion with more force with less evidence for after all, one cannot prove that Jesus is the son of God, but one cannot disprove it either, but one can prove that the earth was this warm 400, or 1000 years--take your pick--ago and that does not stop them. There is insanity there, more than in any cadre of BEQs walking with their elbows handlocked behind their backs.

that simpsons video is so hilarious!!!

i didn't think i would find any simpson video in this thread...
By the way, you can find here lots of jem / ibanez information.
sure does teach you about rover's achilles heel.<br>Johnny from guitars101

A UFO has been photographed in Paris by one of my Reuters colleagues:
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It brought an army of zombies dressed in the people's color (Valentino Red):
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