DNC Response to Bush Raises At Least One Eyebrow


The Virginia Governor's furry little pet left American viewers adjusting their TV sets, while the makers of Rogaine scrambled to see if a product malfunction had taken place. Sometimes the creature seemed to take on a life of its own, moving independently from the rest of Kaine's head, and at one point even leaving the room for a minute, only to return with a glass of water. Towards the end of the speech The Eyebrow appeared to exhibit anger and made several threatening gestures - in utter contrast to Kaine's otherwise mild-mannered performance.




Two days after Tim Kaine's speech The Eyebrow was already being offered for sale on Ebay (the authenticity of the item has not been determined).

Playful furry pet eyebrow
Category: Clothing, Shoes & Accessories
Seller: republicanbarber
Description: This playful little furry fella is a good "pet eyebrow" and answers to the name "Curly." He's quite a character and loves to be around political events looking for attention. Just like a loyal parrot perching on its owner's shoulder, Curly will hop right up there on your forehead and frolic and jump around for the slightest bit of attention. He needs to be brushed daily and requires a lot of trimming. Not to be fed Rogaine under any circumstances!
Tim would like to sell Curly to a good home that would take care of him.
James Tiberius Kirk
Live Long and Prosper,
Cap'n Kirk
Dr. Leonard McCoy
I'm a doctor, not a political satirist!
But if I were to guess, yes, that's a rare carnivorous Tribble and it seems to be sucking the common sense out of his brain like a leech.
Now pass that bottle of Saurian brandy over here.
In a pigs eye,
Bones
Spock
Spock
Scotty
Just watch that Kaine fellow! He's givin' 'er all she's got! If that wee beastie twitches anymore, she's gonna break up!

The Peoples' Commonwealth of Virginia's glorious new leader is above scorn. By campaigning as an evil, capitalist conservative, he has paved the way for Comrade Hillary to make a similar run in the ignorant, bourgeoisie Red States and on to VICTORY for national leader. You should beg for mercy from Comrade Kaine for your insolence before he purges you for the common good.
His seemingly erratic eyebrow movements may have looked comical on television, but nothing could be farther from the truth than its apparently random gesticulations. Two words: morse code. I hope, for your sake, comrades, that you took Kaine's directives to heart. . . .

James Tiberius Kirk
That's a freaking Vulcan if I ever saw one. He's even got the pointy ears. But I've got to tell the Cube.....that...isn't...an eyebrow! Hide the quadrotriticale, the man has a Tribble attached to his forehead! Isn't that right Bones?Live Long and Prosper,
Cap'n Kirk
You are wrong Kirk!!!! It is a Romulan. They look exactly like Vulcans, but they are more cruel and more war like. The Romulan empire will aid me and the DNC have our revenge by destroying you Kirk and the other corporate Little Eichmanns!!!!
Khan








Filing the paperwork to revoke Kirks socialist-security benefits,
Chairman Meow


They both circle Uranus and wipe out Klingons