Democrat Victory A Great Leap Forward To Workers' Paradise!


VICTORY!
DEMOCRATS TAKE HOUSE, CAR, SALARY, PORTFOLIO,
AND WHATEVER ELSE THEY CAN TAX!
NEW DRAPES ARE BEING INSTALLED BY
THE MOST PROGRESSIVE SAN FRANCISCO INTERIOR DECORATORS!
See on the People's Blog:
Victims of Greater Strategery
(Could our victory be just one of those Rovian tricks?)
November Revolution - Victory!
(Revolutionary art and miscellaneous agitprop)
Ministry of Truth Decree
(We will be watching you)

The reactionary neo-con parasites are on the run!
Now smoke them out of their caves and bring them to revolutionary justice!
We decree that November 7 and 8 become government holidays, celebrated in centuries ahead by spontaneous street marches of correctly educated proletarians chanting Party-approved slogans, peacefully hurling bricks at occasional remnants of the bourgeoisie, and vigorously consuming quantities of inexpensive People's Cube sugar beet vodka!

Your use of the term 'Utopia' is disconcerting and borders on heresy. It alludes to the Utopianism movement our savior and prophet, Karl 'King Kong' Marx listed as extremely subversive to the Revolution. Utopianism is the peaceful realization of socialism through a democracy, it refutes the necessity of shedding bourgeoise blood to attain the perfect Communist society. This is anathema! Please reconsider your choice of wording (Worker's Paradise being the accepted Marxian creation); you and your family's lives depend on it.


Corrected as noted. It's a pleasure to hear such a strong orthodox voice joining the Party. Haven't we met at Lubianka back in the good old days?

I think, perhaps, it was the People's Glorious Manure Production Facility where we both were awarded the coveted title of Hero Worker presented by Comrade Stalin himself; after which we were deservedly thrown into Lubyanka for grossly overt display of initiative. It is good to hear from you again comrade! May your wife never wear make-up and your children remain equally average, we must share borsht and vodka sometime!


Just imagine all the lobbying deals we can get! Oh, and all the perks too! We surely will be rewarded for our revolutionary resolves; I may even get the cash back to start more useless PAC's and 527's! JOY!

Chairman Meow S. Pun
At long last we have a victory! (Although I feel it may be bad in the long run)Just imagine all the lobbying deals we can get! Oh, and all the perks too! We surely will be rewarded for our revolutionary resolves; I may even get the cash back to start more useless PAC's and 527's! JOY!
Chariman Meow, I join you in collective celebration of our victory! We will receive many perks. We have the House, why not engage in a little fun with the House Bank? I know that lost us the House in 1994 to the capitalists, but we have the media on our side! The media never mentioned any of our sins up to now this year, and I doubt they will cover any of our future corruption!

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The media never mentioned any of our sins up to now this year, and I doubt they will cover any of our future corruption!Comrade Branish,
Once again I find it necessary to remind everyone that terms like 'corruption', 'mistruth', 'graft', 'media bias' etc. are irrelevant and mere bourgeosie labeling. These are but tools to use in the ongoing Revolution. The inevitability the Worker's Paradise justifies any means with which to achieve it. These terms are relevant only in applying them to the Judeo-Christian moral philosophy, and not when used on behalf of the Proletariat.


Georg Epikacs
Comrade Red Square,I think, perhaps, it was the People's Glorious Manure Production Facility where we both were awarded the coveted title of Hero Worker presented by Comrade Stalin himself; after which we were deservedly thrown into Lubyanka for grossly overt display of initiative. It is good to hear from you again comrade! May your wife never wear make-up and your children remain equally average, we must share borsht and vodka sometime!
Oh, the People's Glorious Manure Production Facility! My first real, full-size shovel! That's where I first started thinking of myself as an artist (which resulted in a temporary demotion, followed by a quick ascention due to my new skills). But I still keep that old trusty shovel on the wall in my study, right next to the hammer and sickle. It keeps the memories of my tenure at the People's Manure Production Facility always fresh.


I am detecting a "prolier than thou" sentiment to my newly found sense of elation. I cannot stand for this. However; I will agree that the word "corruption" is one of many words that must be purged from the collective consciousness of the masses. Instead of using this abrasive term, let "corruption" be replaced by "hidden equal-opportunity economic advantage", we must all admit that the pocketing of other peoples "money" or the acquirement of "money" through illegal means is an equal opportunity for all and greatly advances our economic efforts of enforcing the Common Good. (illegal means for now, legal means later)
The media is indeed biased comrade, and we will openly admit it because it makes us giddy to show off such power to the masses. If they know we can fix whatever story or historical event as we see fit, they will admire us. They will also give us their respect, understanding and celebrate the names of the greatest journalist as heroes of socialist construction.
OR...
They can switch to Faux News and find themselves in a darkened corner in one of many fine re-educational facilities.
::REMINDER:: Drug fueled victory orgy and Congressional meet-n-greet tonight at Ft. Marcy Park. Be there or be a MORAL HYPOCRITE!


Congratulations on your presidential election win on the behalf of the USSR! We expect to see you in the White House by Janurary 30th after Bush and Cheney are impeached and removed. My country looks forward to a coorperative relationship with yours. Again, congratulations!
Premier Brezhnev,
Premier of the CPSU and leader of CCCP.




Chairman Meow S. Pun
Drug fueled victory orgy and Congressional meet-n-greet tonight at Ft. Marcy Park. Be there or be a MORAL HYPOCRITE!I had been wondering - was there any increase in overdosed patients in the nation's morgues recently, from among those who have been and now will always be voting Democrat? We cannot allow our staunchest supporters to abort ourselves from the genetic pool in this manner. When we establish a dictatorship there shall be no recreational drugs or abortions except for the most deserving Party elites.



Georg Epikacs
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The media never mentioned any of our sins up to now this year, and I doubt they will cover any of our future corruption!Comrade Branish,
Once again I find it necessary to remind everyone that terms like 'corruption', 'mistruth', 'graft', 'media bias' etc. are irrelevant and mere bourgeosie labeling. These are but tools to use in the ongoing Revolution. The inevitability the Worker's Paradise justifies any means with which to achieve it. These terms are relevant only in applying them to the Judeo-Christian moral philosophy, and not when used on behalf of the Proletariat.
Thank you for correcting me Comrade Epikacs. My apologies to the Party and the proletariat, who have thrusted us into power, in this month, the 89th anniversary of Comrade Lenin's glorious revolution. Where should I report for re-education?


I applaud the Repugs ability to fall upon their own swords over "scandals" that we would simply shrug off. I take great joy in their never-fail political nihilism that destroys both what they see as the worthy (Santorum, Steele) and the worthless (DeWine, Chaffee) equally.
Once again, The Party has returned to its rightful place of power. Still the price paid is rather high. Many candidates have run on the right with the intention (we are led to believe) of governing on the left. I'm not convinced that what we have are actual leftists. I look at this new Congress and see a number of potential Zell Millers, John Breauxs and Joe Liebermans. Furthermore, I see this new Congress providing fuel for the fire that is the right-wing media... no, not the loyal media that we call right wing in order to refute the tired old Fascist "liberal media" talking point but the ACTUAL right wing media like the blogosphere, talk radio, Faux News and various publications.


Commissar M
I'm trying to imagine a caucus composed of Dennis Kucinich, John Conyers and... Heath Shuler! How many ticking timebomb "Repug in Demokrat clothing" types do we now have to deal with?It will get better for us before it gets worse.
The Party will play Cowboys and Indians for a while (a year or two), and then the janitor will come and tell them the park is closing.




Premier Brezhnev
Madam (President-elect) Pelosi,Congratulations on your presidential election win on the behalf of the USSR! We expect to see you in the White House by Janurary 30th after Bush and Cheney are impeached and removed. My country looks forward to a coorperative relationship with yours. Again, congratulations!
Premier Brezhnev,
Premier of the CPSU and leader of CCCP.
THOUGHTCRIME!!!!!!
Elevating another to the rightful place of Glorious Uber Comrade HRC!!
Grab your shovel and report to the nearest re-education facility. Because of your long and dedicated service to the Party we will let you choose the method of your re-education.
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH


O'Brien
Premier Brezhnev
Madam (President-elect) Pelosi,Congratulations on your presidential election win on the behalf of the USSR! We expect to see you in the White House by Janurary 30th after Bush and Cheney are impeached and removed. My country looks forward to a coorperative relationship with yours. Again, congratulations!
Premier Brezhnev,
Premier of the CPSU and leader of CCCP.
THOUGHTCRIME!!!!!!
Elevating another to the rightful place of Glorious Uber Comrade HRC!!
Grab your shovel and report to the nearest re-education facility. Because of your long and dedicated service to the Party we will let you choose the method of your re-education.
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
I forgot to mention that the post only lasted 2 years. Nancy Pelosi would then be removed to make way for comrade Hillary.


Premier Brezhnev
I forgot to mention that the post only lasted 2 years. Nancy Pelosi would then be removed to make way for comrade Hillary.
Oh, ok then.
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH




I haven't been this happy since Nixon was impeached. (He didn't resign, he was impeached!)
Finally, Amerikkka is now Amerika.


Victory is indeed sweet!
We at the Global Front for Healthcare are moving forward with our Health Care Initiatives. First to face scrutiny will be "health care hogs," followed by the fat cat so-called "Doctors" who treat them. How dare a people's health care provider drive around in a fancy car and play golf. As a healer of the people, he should be happy just to have the privilege of laying a hand on our workers. As we all know, health care is a right to be distributed properly by the people's infrastructure, not some privilege attained by greasing the palm of a fat cat bourgeoise medicine pimp.
As for the foolish attempts at "privitization" of vital programs of the people (social security comes to mind), this has ended as well it should! We move now to matters of vital import like redistribution of stolen wealth through destruction of the so-called "tax cuts," followed by a needed increase in the minimum wage which is long overdue. We would like to see mandatory hiring practices for all businesses of two minimum wage workers at a rate of $20 per hour. It is only fair.
Good work Comrades, and let us not become engorged, fat and lazy with victory. Let us push ahead and keep our focus.


If the Bushler VETOS one piece of our glorious plan....WE IMPEACH HIM! HA!
( Libertarians, beware the Dems and the false promises they make of a "functional" perpetually divided government, let us be REALISTIC now .)


Leonid Fuku
Dear Friends,Victory is indeed sweet!
We at the Global Front for Healthcare...
Good work Comrades, and let us not become engorged, fat and lazy with victory. Let us push ahead and keep our focus.
Comrade Fuku,
I applaud your revolutionary fervor! Raising minimum wage and requiring hiring should push forward another important goal: the elimination of capitalist exploitation. Through such progressive programs, we can bring about a collapse of the capitalist economy and then replace it with a proper, State-run, socialist economy. We will re-educate the masses and show them that nonsense like "choice" and "quality" are merely red herrings that the enemies of the people use to enslave and control them. Deep down, the proletariat love the Party and know that only the State should control them.