Comrade Red Square,
    Your use of the term 'Utopia' is disconcerting and borders on heresy.  It alludes to the Utopianism movement our savior and prophet, Karl 'King Kong' Marx listed as extremely subversive to the Revolution.  Utopianism is the peaceful realization of socialism through a democracy, it refutes the necessity of shedding bourgeoise blood to attain the perfect Communist society.  This is anathema!  Please reconsider your choice of wording (Worker's Paradise being the accepted Marxian creation); you and your family's lives depend on it.
 

Comrade Georg Epikacs

Corrected as noted. It's a pleasure to hear such a strong orthodox voice joining the Party. Haven't we met at Lubianka back in the good old days?
 

Comrade Red Square,
    I think, perhaps, it was the People's Glorious Manure Production Facility where we both were awarded the coveted title of Hero Worker presented by Comrade Stalin himself; after which we were deservedly thrown into Lubyanka for grossly overt display of initiative.  It is good to hear from you again comrade!  May your wife never wear make-up and your children remain equally average, we must share borsht and vodka sometime!
 

At long last we have a victory! (Although I feel it may be bad in the long run)
Just imagine all the lobbying deals we can get! Oh, and all the perks too! We surely will be rewarded for our revolutionary resolves; I may even get the cash back to start more useless PAC's and 527's! JOY!
 

Chairman Meow S. Pun

At long last we have a victory! (Although I feel it may be bad in the long run)
Just imagine all the lobbying deals we can get! Oh, and all the perks too! We surely will be rewarded for our revolutionary resolves; I may even get the cash back to start more useless PAC's and 527's! JOY!

Chariman Meow, I join you in collective celebration of our victory! We will receive many perks. We have the House, why not engage in a little fun with the House Bank? I know that lost us the  House in 1994 to the capitalists, but we have the media on our side! The media never mentioned any of our sins up to now this year, and I doubt they will cover any of our future corruption!
 

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The media never mentioned any of our sins up to now this year, and I doubt they will cover any of our future corruption!


Comrade Branish,
   Once again I find it necessary to remind everyone that terms like 'corruption', 'mistruth', 'graft', 'media bias' etc. are irrelevant and mere bourgeosie labeling.  These are but tools to use in the ongoing Revolution.  The inevitability the Worker's Paradise justifies any means with which to achieve it.  These terms are relevant only in applying them to the Judeo-Christian moral philosophy, and not when used on behalf of the Proletariat.
 

Georg Epikacs

Comrade Red Square,
    I think, perhaps, it was the People's Glorious Manure Production Facility where we both were awarded the coveted title of Hero Worker presented by Comrade Stalin himself; after which we were deservedly thrown into Lubyanka for grossly overt display of initiative.  It is good to hear from you again comrade!  May your wife never wear make-up and your children remain equally average, we must share borsht and vodka sometime!
Oh, the People's Glorious Manure Production Facility! My first real, full-size shovel! That's where I first started thinking of myself as an artist (which resulted in a temporary demotion, followed by a quick ascention due to my new skills). But I still keep that old trusty shovel on the wall in my study, right next to the hammer and sickle. It keeps the memories of my tenure at the People's Manure Production Facility always fresh.
 

Comrade Epikacs,

I am detecting a "prolier than thou" sentiment to my newly found sense of elation. I cannot stand for this. However; I will agree that the word "corruption" is one of many words that must be purged from the collective consciousness of the masses. Instead of using this abrasive term, let "corruption" be replaced by "hidden equal-opportunity economic advantage", we must all admit that the pocketing of other peoples "money" or the acquirement of "money" through illegal means is an equal opportunity for all and greatly advances our economic efforts of enforcing the Common Good. (illegal means for now, legal means later)

The media is indeed biased comrade, and we will openly admit it because it makes us giddy to show off such power to the masses. If they know we can fix whatever story or historical event as we see fit, they will admire us. They will also give us their respect, understanding and celebrate the names of the greatest journalist as heroes of socialist construction.

                             OR...

They can switch to Faux News and find themselves in a darkened corner in one of many fine re-educational facilities.

::REMINDER:: Drug fueled victory orgy and Congressional meet-n-greet tonight at Ft. Marcy Park. Be there or be a MORAL HYPOCRITE!
 

Madam (President-elect) Pelosi,

Congratulations on your presidential election win on the behalf of the USSR!   We expect to see you in the White House by Janurary 30th after Bush and Cheney are impeached and removed.  My country looks forward to a coorperative relationship with yours.   Again, congratulations!

Premier Brezhnev,
Premier of the CPSU and leader of CCCP.
 

Ummmmmm!!!! I'm tattling on you Premier Brezhnev! Imma tell Mama Hill on you that you said that!
 

Chairman Meow S. Pun

Drug fueled victory orgy and Congressional meet-n-greet tonight at Ft. Marcy Park. Be there or be a MORAL HYPOCRITE!
I had been wondering - was there any increase in overdosed patients in the nation's morgues recently, from among those who have been and now will always be voting Democrat? We cannot allow our staunchest supporters to abort ourselves from the genetic pool in this manner. When we establish a dictatorship there shall be no recreational drugs or abortions except for the most deserving Party elites.
 

I thought that it was the excessive levels of heroine and cocaine that "accidentally" slipped into their whine, I mean, wine that made them vote democrat in the first place. Or maybe it was just the surprising lack of meat products they were consuming.
 

Georg Epikacs

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Comrade Branish,
   Once again I find it necessary to remind everyone that terms like 'corruption', 'mistruth', 'graft', 'media bias' etc. are irrelevant and mere bourgeosie labeling.  These are but tools to use in the ongoing Revolution.  The inevitability the Worker's Paradise justifies any means with which to achieve it.  These terms are relevant only in applying them to the Judeo-Christian moral philosophy, and not when used on behalf of the Proletariat.

Thank you for correcting me Comrade Epikacs. My apologies to the Party and the proletariat, who have thrusted us into power, in this month, the 89th anniversary of Comrade Lenin's glorious revolution. Where should I report for re-education?
 

Sorry to sound a sour note, comrades but as a commissar, I have to stay vigilant about such things. I'm concerned about the ideological purity of some of our newest Party apparatchiks. Honestly, I see a number of people who are either little more than stuffed suit useful idiots or worse, disgruntled RepugliKKKans. The Senate has a slim majority of "wild cards" like Tester and Webb and will be led by Harry Reid. Need I say more? The House will be led by the still far too right wing for her own district Nancy Pelosi. However, I'm trying to imagine a caucus composed of Dennis Kucinich, John Conyers and... Heath Shuler! How many ticking timebomb "Repug in Demokrat clothing" types do we now have to deal with?

I applaud the Repugs ability to fall upon their own swords over "scandals" that we would simply shrug off. I take great joy in their never-fail political nihilism that destroys both what they see as the worthy (Santorum, Steele) and the worthless (DeWine, Chaffee) equally.

Once again, The Party has returned to its rightful place of power. Still the price paid is rather high. Many candidates have run on the right with the intention (we are led to believe) of governing on the left. I'm not convinced that what we have are actual leftists. I look at this new Congress and see a number of potential Zell Millers, John Breauxs and Joe Liebermans. Furthermore, I see this new Congress providing fuel for the fire that is the right-wing media... no, not the loyal media that we call right wing in order to refute the tired old Fascist "liberal media" talking point but the ACTUAL right wing media like the blogosphere, talk radio, Faux News and various publications.
 

Commissar M

I'm trying to imagine a caucus composed of Dennis Kucinich, John Conyers and... Heath Shuler! How many ticking timebomb "Repug in Demokrat clothing" types do we now have to deal with?
It will get better for us before it gets worse.

The Party will play Cowboys and Indians for a while (a year or two), and then the janitor will come and tell them the park is closing.
 

Comrades, Although I am merely a "Hero of Gulagosphere" and have no rank, I am taking a poll as to how you are celebrating the Great Victory.
 

Premier Brezhnev

Madam (President-elect) Pelosi,

Congratulations on your presidential election win on the behalf of the USSR!   We expect to see you in the White House by Janurary 30th after Bush and Cheney are impeached and removed.  My country looks forward to a coorperative relationship with yours.   Again, congratulations!

Premier Brezhnev,
Premier of the CPSU and leader of CCCP.


THOUGHTCRIME!!!!!!

Elevating another to the rightful place of Glorious Uber Comrade HRC!!

Grab your shovel and report to the nearest re-education facility.  Because of your long and dedicated service to the Party we will let you choose the method of your re-education.

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
 

O'Brien

Premier Brezhnev

Madam (President-elect) Pelosi,

Congratulations on your presidential election win on the behalf of the USSR!   We expect to see you in the White House by Janurary 30th after Bush and Cheney are impeached and removed.  My country looks forward to a coorperative relationship with yours.   Again, congratulations!

Premier Brezhnev,
Premier of the CPSU and leader of CCCP.


THOUGHTCRIME!!!!!!

Elevating another to the rightful place of Glorious Uber Comrade HRC!!

Grab your shovel and report to the nearest re-education facility.  Because of your long and dedicated service to the Party we will let you choose the method of your re-education.

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

I forgot to mention that the post only lasted 2 years.   Nancy Pelosi would then be removed to make way for comrade Hillary.
 

Premier Brezhnev

I forgot to mention that the post only lasted 2 years.   Nancy Pelosi would then be removed to make way for comrade Hillary.

Oh, ok then.

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
 

Let's celebrate by listening to patriotic Soviet music.




 

Let the People Speak!

I haven't been this happy since Nixon was impeached. (He didn't resign, he was impeached!)

Finally, Amerikkka is now Amerika.
 

Dear Friends,

Victory is indeed sweet!

We at the Global Front for Healthcare are moving forward with our Health Care Initiatives.  First to face scrutiny will be "health care hogs," followed by the fat cat so-called "Doctors" who treat them.  How dare a people's health care provider drive around in a fancy car and play golf.  As a healer of the people, he should be happy just to have the privilege of laying a hand on our workers.  As we all know, health care is a right to be distributed properly by the people's infrastructure, not some privilege attained by greasing the palm of a fat cat bourgeoise medicine pimp.

As for the foolish attempts at "privitization" of vital programs of the people (social security comes to mind), this has ended as well it should!  We move now to matters of vital import like redistribution of stolen wealth through destruction of the so-called "tax cuts," followed by a needed increase in the minimum wage which is long overdue.  We would like to see mandatory hiring practices for all businesses of two minimum wage workers at a rate of $20 per hour.  It is only fair.

Good work Comrades, and let us not become engorged, fat and lazy with victory.  Let us push ahead and keep our focus.
 

You cannot share our enthusiasm? Why not comrade Nokky? Aren't you happy we have the Peoples collective will to rape them as we see fit!? Aren't you happy we have the power to raise taxes, let our freedom fighter friends into our borders (not to mention our Mexican comrades) and aren't you happy we can undercut defense spending and gut the intelligence community with one quick vote? YOU MUST BE MAD! Two party rule doesn't weaken anything comrade Nokky! We have CONTROL over the state, we make the laws now and can decide wether to RENEW them or LET THEM DIE (which is what we are going to do with the Patriot Act and the tax cuts :-) ). We can overturn alot of the damage done in protecting this country, I assure you that!

If the Bushler VETOS one piece of our glorious plan....WE IMPEACH HIM! HA!

( Libertarians, beware the Dems and the false promises they make of a "functional" perpetually divided government, let us be REALISTIC now .)
 

It's good to see that the Bolivarian revolution is reaching Amerikkka! Here on Brazil, Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, great friend of Chavez, just made it through the elections. It's the revolution reaching south america powerhouse! And since 60% of the country's people are poor, and Lula's government give R$ 15,00(it would be six dollars for you) for the poor, everyone votes for Lula. And then you can always LIE on campaign, by saying that your reich winger opponent will take those six dollars away. Better than buying votes, because you are not paying for them. Tax payers are!
 

Leonid Fuku

Dear Friends,

Victory is indeed sweet!

We at the Global Front for Healthcare...

Good work Comrades, and let us not become engorged, fat and lazy with victory.  Let us push ahead and keep our focus.

Comrade Fuku,

I applaud your revolutionary fervor!  Raising minimum wage and requiring hiring should push forward another important goal: the elimination of capitalist exploitation.  Through such progressive programs, we can bring about a collapse of the capitalist economy and then replace it with a proper, State-run, socialist economy.  We will re-educate the masses and show them that nonsense like "choice" and "quality" are merely red herrings that the enemies of the people use to enslave and control them.  Deep down, the proletariat love the Party and know that only the State should control them.