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Cairo Time: new romantic blockbuster from the White House

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From the same people who brought you Stimulus, WTF, Sputnik Moment, and Eat Your Broccoli... a heart-wrenching international blockbuster of our times: Cairo Time... starring Hosni Mubarak, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton.

Sometimes you need to forget about national interests and remember your heart...

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Most Esteemed Crimson Quadrate;

There's something black magic, fascinating and unforgettable about this thirst for world power love story. It truly is hard to find a movie that reaches such a totalitarian definition in this day and time.

The premise of the movie in itself was quite excitable. It is very reminiscent of Dante's Inferno; however it has a twist (all the while making suicide a truly desirable act of the proletariat's human experience). After watching the film, I had an absolutely no desire of committing suicide myself,; however I might add that I have the goods on a high ranking connection in the Inner Party that gives me some Hope ™. The film has many, many executions is extremely well executed, the timeless plot of ruthless world domination is always alluring and it certainly never felt off kilter. I would recommend this movie to anyone who has an open mind, and an understanding of The Progressive World of Next Tuesday what a truly good revolutionary ivy league anti American plot can bring to the cinema.

The true messages of this film. I.E (you never will find absolute power happiness until you crush your enemies unless you take it from others. Power Love is the ultimate aphrodisiac timeless however, there are so many bodies bumps; and as these bodies bumps pile up it will then force you to continue piling them up unabated, based only on your pure ideological indoctrination beliefs to create the Utopian world view to that which you have staked your entire miserable existence on.

It was a hard film to critique and obviously you just can't please everybody...

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But I & Michael Moore also gave it an enthusiastic thumbs up.

Yours in the struggle;
Shovel Maker to the Czars
& Part Time Gulag Movie Critic.



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Is this required watching?? I was just curious... asking for another comrade, actually. I think I've had a touch of the stomach virus and feeling a wee bit queasy and watching that particular movie might......... Oh, but, never mind... yes, I see, it is "required".

I will see today, oh joy.

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BigFurHat posted this picture on IOwnTheWorld under the title...

Watch It Online And Get e-Gypped


My favorite comment so far - "It would be a love triangle, but since it's in 3D, shouldn't it be a love pyramid?"

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oh, no...
it's not a "chick-flick," is it?

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So do we know the body count per minute yet? You can't have a blockbuster w/o a bc/m

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Shovels-R-Us wrote:however I might add that I have the goods on a high ranking connection in the Inner Party that gives me some Hope ™
Shovels, if you mean the goods on say Pupovich, I'm with you. I found some more evidence of his talent-shitting pigeons on my garage door this morning.

But if you for a moment believe that I didn't intend to pass out in a pool of my own vomit in the Rancho, then you are too credible to be a good prog.

I never really pass out in my own sick. I was just, er, yes, I was testing you to see if you'd try to steal my wallet.

Yes. That's what it was. And those goofballs had nothing to do with it.

Oh, you comrades little know how the burden of responsibility of a made prog weighs on me. Keeping the party line pure; keeping all the progs on message; but most of all not letting Bruno out during the full of the moon.

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Is that our Many Titted Empress on the right of the picture?

I've never seen her look so lovely before. She's so accomplished. See how she hides her tusks?

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:.....

But if you for a moment believe that I didn't intend to pass out in a pool of my own vomit in the Rancho, then you are too credible to be a good prog.

I never really pass out in my own sick. I was just, er, yes, I was testing you to see if you'd try to steal my wallet.

Yes. That's what it was. And those goofballs had nothing to do with it..

Oh, my. I think we all feel the same way, Father Theo. If I didn't force myself to become so jovial with all the fellow comrades, I'm sure I wouldn't so unintentionally wind up in these unintentional positions. Maybe, next Rancho party, we should just serve coffee and tea? (yawn)

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote: I was testing you to see if you'd try to steal my wallet.

Holy Father Prog;

No wallet but I did find and wanted to return your special bribe money clip. Sadly some kapitalist pig or piglet or pigit ™ as the case may be must have absconded any CEU's therein. Bastards all!


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Shovels, thank you for returning this. I cannot tell you how much I wondered what had happened. Did you manage to use a jeweler's loupe (I always carry one; so useful for appraising diamonds across a crowded room to know what's paste and what's worth stealing), to look at the money?

It says, "100% certified legal tender. It's OPM and my bumpf!"

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Fraulein, waking up in a pool of my own sick, which I intended to do, of course, is worth it. After all, if I didn't get shit-faced all the time, I might have to think about my core tenets.

And that won't do. Won't do at all. I don't think that I could stand the cognitive dissonance. After all, I think that everyone ought to be protected as they are in Brazil now--the pursuit of happiness act, where people are guaranteed work, health care, rent and other things.

But then I wonder who's going to pay for it? What happens if people know that they get by if they don't work? Who's going to pay?

I hate to say it but Jiffy-Lobo™ just isn't doing the trick for me now. No matter how much I have the little grey cells removed, or remove the top of my head, a la SMO to rake the white travel in the miniature Japanese garden between my ears, things still keep annoying me.

Make it stop! Make it stop! I hate this! I'm starting to make sense and figure things out!

Make it stop! Make it stop! I can't be a good Democrat if I fucking think instead of merely scheme, plot, and lie.

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THWACK! SMACK!
Did that help Father Prog? If not let me know so that I can deny it ever happened.

darski wrote:So do we know the body count per minute yet? You can't have a blockbuster w/o a bc/m

I agree darski, at least a 100/m on the body count would serve the collective best during these troubled times without such enlightening collective gang warfare movies as The Godfather.

It is the supernova of a romantic tryst where socialists meet radical islamists to create the ultimate in democratic puppetry never seen before. Under the backdrop of dictator oppression, delusional half baked brown shirts chance encounter with radical religious islamic zealots only to realize that the outcast status of both their ideology is a match made in heaven. Together they can rule the world and right all wrong, but only if they can pass off their forbidden liaison under the guise of democracy.

"Democracy is the bait, Tyranny is the switch"!

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My informants have informed me that The People's Balalaika and Zither Orchestra secretly does the soundtrack for Cairo Time.

Meanwhile, let's dance:

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I assume Chris Mathews plays the role of the ugly step-sister, who while secretly in love with Obama, valiantly and heroically steps aside so that true love can take its course, while acting as the movie's comedy relief.

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Education about Cario, Egypt has never been delivered in such a clear, understandable, way. An educational movie for the whole classroom! The National Teachers Association, NEA, and US Depatment of Education, has already made it part of the curriculum.

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Thank you most scarlet rectangular prism. This will look good in the studio-bunker!

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A love triangle?

Hillary appears to be a stand in, how can she interfere with the boys?


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"Sometimes you need to forget about national interest and remember your heart ". Well put comrades , if these lowly imperialist scum had a heart they would be capable of caring and raise the minimum wage instead of making people suffer for 2 bucks a day.

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ЗимнийСолдат wrote:"Sometimes you need to forget about national interest and remember your heart ". Well put comrades , if these lowly imperialist scum had a heart they would be capable of caring and raise the minimum wage instead of making people suffer for 2 bucks a day.
Right! Raise the minimum wage to $100.00 per hour. No wait, make it $1,000.00 an hour. No, even better, pay everybody in the world a billion dollars a year. (I was going to say a billion dollars a week, but I don't want to seem greedy). Everybody in the world can then be a billionaire. As billionaires, we don't have to work anymore, and we can all quickly retire to ocean front mansions to live life as wealthy retirees.

That's what my heart says, so somebody had better get busy and start processing those checks.

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Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:
ЗимнийСолдат wrote:"Sometimes you need to forget about national interest and remember your heart ". Well put comrades , if these lowly imperialist scum had a heart they would be capable of caring and raise the minimum wage instead of making people suffer for 2 bucks a day.
Right! Raise the minimum wage to $100.00 per hour. No wait, make it $1,000.00 an hour. No, even better, pay everybody in the world a billion dollars a year. (I was going to say a billion dollars a week, but I don't want to seem greedy). Everybody in the world can then be a billionaire. As billionaires, we don't have to work anymore, and we can all quickly retire to ocean front mansions to live life as wealthy retirees.

That's what my heart says, so somebody had better get busy and start processing those checks.

Well i like your style comrade Stalin , if that happens machines will be made to take over the means of production and that machines will be owned by everyone that gets paid , however to make this possible we need to be futuristic communists and start educating people technology , electronics and programming and make patents a thing of the past , that way everybody would be able to invent and fix stuff it would help any profession avaiable , communism is not about getting low payments but getting better pay than welfare block...

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Excellent Comrade Nu3bNu∂s!

May I just call you Nu∂s? Remember comrade, first things first, ahrrrmmm... my gold Zil with diamond plate hubcabs, genuine camel skin interior, and a direct link to Laika's transmissions for all prole hitchhikers (must keep prole sedated with Pravada for b¨∂sxx.) Only stoli on Tuesdays, black silk sheets on Thursdays, and 26 pounds of spochuey kefielderfish every 3rd day. Verstehen?

Hail Obama!

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ЗимнийСолдат wrote:
Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:
ЗимнийСолдат wrote:"Sometimes you need to forget about national interest and remember your heart ". Well put comrades , if these lowly imperialist scum had a heart they would be capable of caring and raise the minimum wage instead of making people suffer for 2 bucks a day.
Right! Raise the minimum wage to $100.00 per hour. No wait, make it $1,000.00 an hour. No, even better, pay everybody in the world a billion dollars a year. (I was going to say a billion dollars a week, but I don't want to seem greedy). Everybody in the world can then be a billionaire. As billionaires, we don't have to work anymore, and we can all quickly retire to ocean front mansions to live life as wealthy retirees.

That's what my heart says, so somebody had better get busy and start processing those checks.

Well i like your style comrade Stalin , if that happens machines will be made to take over the means of production and that machines will be owned by everyone that gets paid , however to make this possible we need to be futuristic communists and start educating people technology , electronics and programming and make patents a thing of the past , that way everybody would be able to invent and fix stuff it would help any profession avaiable , communism is not about getting low payments but getting better pay than welfare block...
Absolutely! I was talking to my neighbors George and Jane, his wife the other day, as we lounged poolside in their yard. Rosie, their maid kept the vodka flowing. Daughter Judy and his boy Elroy couldn't be there. They've moved to Berkeley, changed their names to Squeaky and Che in honor of their childhood heroes and are protesting capitalist oppression.

Anyway, George, Jane, and I were talking about this very thing and after a few toasts with our newly invented designer vodka, we came up with some great technological, electronic inventions. We instructed Rosie to remember everything we invented, but as old and obsolete as she is, she forgot everything. The only thing I remember is how sexy Jane looked in her futuristic bikini.

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Comrade Tooorisky wrote:A love triangle?

Hillary appears to be a stand in, how can she interfere with the boys?

The plot thickens on the love triangle ...

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This bit about minimum wage is silly, comrades. Do like the Golgafrinchams did in Douglas Adams Hitchhiker's series. The planet Golgafrincham told a certain tranche of citizens--beauty operators, telephone sanitizers, PR people, that the planet was going to blow up and therefore they had to evacuate.

They built a huge ship and put them on it in suspended animation. The captain had no power to change course. They got to earth and these people, the useless ones, set up a civilization.

So that everyone could be rich, they constituted dried leaves as legal tender. So everyone was as rich as the leaves he could pick up.

This is what we do.

Of course we could have copies of Marx as legal tender. Or the Goracle's movie or book.

Or perhaps squares of toilet paper which have not been used by Sheryl Crowe. If that's how her name is spelled.

Or what about lies told by Nanski? Now there's a limitless legal tender.

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Comrade Red Square,

I absolutely love the poster and downloaded it.

No doubt there will be a sequel to this great work. Do you think it will include a passionate love scene devoted to a well known CBS reporter?

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I think that Diane Sawyer should figure in this. After all, when you're talking brainless bimbos, she's the bleached-gold standard.

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Father Prog Theocritus,

I do not think the Egyptian Revolutionaries would find her attractive at the age of 65. Perhaps Colonel 7.62 could take her through a worm hole prior to the scene. Khalid, Mohammed, Mohammed, Ali, Josuf, and Josuf's cousin Mohammed, and the rest of the boys prefer young blonds.

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MM, there is still a usage for the Superbimbo Diane Sawyer. Many young Muslim men are removed from their families early and isolated from all women. They're trained in the Koran of course, and in the gentle art of suicide bombing.

Take randy boys like this: they will either turn to each other, which is probably not their preference, or jump on the first bimbo they see.

And who is a more perfect exemplar of posturing, brainless bimbohood than the Empty Talking Head Diane Sawyer?

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ЗимнийСолдат wrote:"Sometimes you need to forget about national interest and remember your heart ". Well put comrades , if these lowly imperialist scum had a heart they would be capable of caring and raise the minimum wage instead of making people suffer for 2 bucks a day.

2 bucks?!?!?! I made about $4 an hour minimum wage when I was in college!!! Which was almost certainly before you were born. Where do you live, Comrade?

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I was college from 1973 to 1978, and I was a privileged student who was given a job at $3/hour. The professors liked me. Minimum wage then was $2.15. But that's $9.50 now.

This is a jewel of an inflation calculator:

https://www.halfhill.com/inflation.html

It lets us know how much damage we've wreaked on the American economy. I, like Lord Obozo, shall never rest until the dollar is as valuable as a Weimar Republic mark.

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Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:
Anyway, George, Jane, and I were talking about this very thing and after a few toasts with our newly invented designer vodka, we came up with some great technological, electronic inventions. We instructed Rosie to remember everything we invented, but as old and obsolete as she is, she forgot everything. The only thing I remember is how sexy Jane looked in her futuristic bikini.

I like that story , great work comrade..

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Oh, how about this. I had a friend named Fred, we used to bowl a lot, his wife Wilma would cook us brontosaurus burgers. One day we had a great party to celebrate Fred's birthday, lot's of brontosaurus burgers, pterodactyl juice, and prehistoric fries were served. We all indulged in Fred's birthday feast while his pet Dino ran circles around our legs. Fred talked of social justice, economic freedom, and redistributive rights. We all listened eagerly at the ushanka moose lodge. But Wilma was so hot and such a distraction that we all forgot what he said and voted for him anyway.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill because they heard that the Necronomicon, that is, the handwritten notes of Karl Marx, was up on the hill, and if Jack could pull a sword out of a stone, he could get the Necronomicon and rule the world.

But Jill was wearing a bustier and Jack was 16 and a rutting horn dog, so when he pulled the sword out of the stone, he was distracted by her bazooms, and tripped. The tip of the sword caught in the ground and Jack managed to cut off all his private parts.

Jack and Jill then stayed on the hill dialing 911 on their government-supplied cell phone until they were picked up by a helicopter.

Now Jack is appearing on MSNBC and CNN telling people that he is now a complete eunuch because of George Bush.

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Red Rooster wrote:Oh, how about this. I had a friend named Fred, we used to bowl a lot, his wife Wilma would cook us brontosaurus burgers. One day we had a great party to celebrate Fred's birthday, lot's of brontosaurus burgers, pterodactyl juice, and prehistoric fries were served. We all indulged in Fred's birthday feast while his pet Dino ran circles around our legs. Fred talked of social justice, economic freedom, and redistributive rights. We all listened eagerly at the ushanka moose lodge. But Wilma was so hot and such a distraction that we all forgot what he said and voted for him anyway.
So you've gotten ahold of Obama's Way-Back Machine in order to take a great leap forward to the past.

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Great Stalin's Ghost wrote: So you've gotten ahold of Obama's Way-Back Machine in order to take a great leap forward to the past.

A forward to the past policy for USA would be disasterous with 40s depressions HOWEVER , A forward to the past for Bulgaria is all it needs cuz people lived 1000 times better in general under socialism and i mean the times of Georgi Dimitrov after 1944 , then the revisionism took over but even then things were better than 3rd world style management of today.

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зимний солдат!!!! your sentence in the Gulag can't be over already. Have you walked away from the just punishment you were sent to? (What, you are surprised you were sent to the gulag because you agree with the Party? Ha, you traitor. Those who appear to agree most with us are many times our worst enemies, as Pavlik Trofimovich's example taught us when he bravely turned in his counterrevolutionary father!)

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Царевна wrote:зимний солдат!!!! your sentence in the Gulag can't be over already. Have you walked away from the just punishment you were sent to? (What, you are surprised you were sent to the gulag because you agree with the Party? Ha, you traitor. Those who appear to agree most with us are many times our worst enemies, as Pavlik Trofimovich's example taught us when he bravely turned in his counterrevolutionary father!)

Well im a die hard communist who believe that socialism is the new humanism as the Bulgarian Chemist Asen Zlatarov said in the 30s ..
And if socialism never existed people would live in worldwide misery now instead of capitalist societies with limited socialist-influenced benefits like for example Canada/Sweden/Finland or even Norway , we would simply be in a world where life is a struggle for survival and people would get less then 1 dollar a day , as effect of that bread would be distributed with knife like it used to be before socialism..

And about Morozov..

Morozov was the son of a poor peasant. He organized and was the chairman of the first Young Pioneers' detachment in Gerasimovka. The Young Pioneers helped the Communists in the agitation for the creation of a kolkhoz and unmasked the hostile actions of the kulaks. He was brutally murdered by the kulaks. The Gerasimovka and other kolkhozes, schools, and Young Pioneer brigades (druzhiny) have been named after Morozov, and his name was the first to be entered in the Book of Honor of the Lenin All-Union Young Pioneer Organization (Nov. 3, 1955). Monuments in honor of Morozov have been erected in Moscow (1948), Gerasimovka (1954), and Sverdlovsk (1957).

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"Well im a die hard communist who believe that socialism is the new humanism as the Bulgarian Chemist Asen Zlatarov said in the 30s ..
And if socialism never existed people would live in worldwide misery now instead of capitalist societies with limited socialist-influenced benefits like for example Canada/Sweden/Finland or even Norway , we would simply be in a world where life is a struggle for survival and people would get less then 1 dollar a day , as effect of that bread would be distributed with knife like it used to be before socialism..
Ha!! Such were the protestations of those like Kamenev and Trotsky when their foul plans were uncovered. It will do you no good, Comrade. All spies, all the clever ones at least, are well versed in the history of the great revolution they are trying to destroy from within. Be ready at midnight, there will be a knock at your door.


[quote]Morozov was the son of a poor peasant. He organized and was the chairman of the first Young Pioneers' detachment in Gerasimovka. The Young Pioneers helped the Communists in the agitation for the creation of a kolkhoz and unmasked the hostile actions of the kulaks. He was brutally murdered by the kulaks. The Gerasimovka and other kolkhozes, schools, and Young Pioneer brigades (druzhiny) have been named after Morozov, and his name was the first to be entered in the Book of Honor of the Lenin All-Union Young Pioneer Organization (Nov. 3, 1955). Monuments in honor of Morozov have been erected in Moscow (1948), Gerasimovka (1954), and Sverdlovsk (1957).[/quote]



We are impressed with your ability to do a search on Google when you are confronted with a name you've never heard of. What, you think you're dealing with illiterate slobs here who don't know our great Soviet heroes????

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ЗимнийСолдат wrote: And about Morozov..

Morozov was the son of a poor peasant. He organized and was the chairman of the first Young Pioneers' detachment in Gerasimovka. The Young Pioneers helped the Communists in the agitation for the creation of a kolkhoz and unmasked the hostile actions of the kulaks. He was brutally murdered by the kulaks. The Gerasimovka and other kolkhozes, schools, and Young Pioneer brigades (druzhiny) have been named after Morozov, and his name was the first to be entered in the Book of Honor of the Lenin All-Union Young Pioneer Organization (Nov. 3, 1955). Monuments in honor of Morozov have been erected in Moscow (1948), Gerasimovka (1954), and Sverdlovsk (1957).
And about Mazel Tov. Don't forget Mazel Tov, a true young pioneer if there ever was one. In his endearing modesty, Mazel Tov always insisted that he was just lucky, but his name was entered into the Book of Rosten, who relates the following story:
"How am I doing," the writer answered his friend. You have no idea how popular my writing has become. Why since I last saw you, my readers have doubled."
"Well, mazel tov! I didn't know you got married."

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:This bit about minimum wage is silly, comrades. Do like the Golgafrinchams did in Douglas Adams Hitchhiker's series. The planet Golgafrincham told a certain tranche of citizens--beauty operators, telephone sanitizers, PR people, that the planet was going to blow up and therefore they had to evacuate.

They built a huge ship and put them on it in suspended animation. The captain had no power to change course. They got to earth and these people, the useless ones, set up a civilization.

So that everyone could be rich, they constituted dried leaves as legal tender. So everyone was as rich as the leaves he could pick up.

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But I thought earth was a giant experiment on humans by mice! (Communist mice, of course)


 
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