Bush/FEMA Drop the Ball Again
Minorities, Children Hit Hardest

As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African-American victims who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn, and dark rum - so essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered.

"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out to buy my damn lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?"

Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the timing terribly suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote blogger FukAmericanNBush2.

Hearings into the Blizzard's effect on hearings are almost a certainty. Howard Dean has suggested to call for an investigation once his new medications kick in, and John Kerry took a break from the sporting activities of the glamorous super-rich in some exotic locale (random choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms.

"The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again," stated Sen. John Kerry. "I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and Congress knows that."

Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds.

New York: angry community activists erect effigies of Bush and Cheney in Central Park to protest the White House's failure to relocate vulnerable minority population to the safety of Miami Beach, Florida.
 

Just when you think D.C. is a safely "chocolate" city, this happens.

And as for the fact that this "snow" is WHITE, well, some coincidence, huh?

Even as I wright this, Uncle Dick is in Texas sharpening his aim (needs work) for the upcoming ethnic cleansing on the Potomac, and, far from cowering in the White House, Chimpy McHitlerburtan is getting the secret weather machine to crank out even more snow.
 

I say, this snow thingy is an attempt of the evil right-wing white male conspiracy to paint everyone white! Down with the white snow! I endorse the Party-approved, revolutionary  Red Show ™!

(I guess, black snow is ok, too)
 

Here in NESSR(New England Soviet Socialist Republic) we recieved over a foot of snow! The Commandant dispatched several of us to shovel the People's Driveway, Frontwalk and Sidewalk. I now have the hacking cough, Commrades Che and Ho have lost five toes between them to frostbite, as Birkenstocks are NOT the best shoes to shovel snow in, and poor Commrade Sunshine...she is in the sick perverted capitalist hospital with severe hypothermia. Worse, we lost our ENTIRE Elder Brigade to massive heart attacks, except of course for The Commandant, who remained warmly indoors to supervise. This snow, this freakish, horrible, white snow, the work of the white devil Bush, no doubt. Hurricanes to destroy our African bretheren in the south, and blizzards to crush the Latino and Self-Loathing Whites in the north!

Where's the global warming Commrade Gore assured us was comming?
 

As the "government" must move the able-bodied residents out of the way to make room for contractors and "undocumented" workers who must come in to shovel the snow, it will be giving out $2,000.00 ATM cards and 6 month's worth free hotel rooms.
 

In fact, as we reported on Saturday, Bush had fair warning regarding this snowstorm but took no action.

This is an obvious plot to sell snowshovels....

-TLA
http://dicklist.blogspot.com
 

Darn Komrade Algore and his Global Warming!  The man is insidious!
 

This is clearly an attempt by Halliburton and Bush to destroy the socialist strongholds in NYC! We all know they have a weather machine, the concentration of heavy snow in socialist areas is too coinicdental!
 

At least it wasn't "Yellow Snow".
 

Comrades!

BOYCOTT the Phillipines BALUT!!

Bourgeios "scientists" claiming to hold PhDs in climatology - of the Phillipines have insulted the Greatest Peoples' Scinetist and Inventor of the Internet A.Gore!

These capitalists lackies dared to publically state that the Peoples' Scientist has no advanced degree in science and that his continual calls on global warming are exagerations and based on generalities!!

Comrades - stand with out great Scientist and Leader A.Gore and boycott the beloved Phillipine Balut!!
 

The republifascist have used their weather machine to rain havoc and distract us the people from more pressing issues like the on going Iraqi genocide by amerikkkan armed butchers or the wire tapping of internal freedom fighters. HOW LONG WILL THIS INJUSTICE GO ON? WHEN WILL COMRADE CLINTON LIBERATE US FROM WEATHER AND RAISE OUR TAXES?!?
 

Damn you whippersnappers! What about the elderly? Oh let's worry about the minorities and the children but nobody gives a damn about us Senior Citizens!
How am I supposed to get to the bingo game and blow my social security check?
I'm also almost out of toilet paper, milk, and bread! Gawddamn Bush! This wouldn't have happened if Roosevelt was around, and no I'm not talkingt about FDR, I mean TEDDY! Damn. I'm so worked up, now I'm hungry. I guess I'll go open a can of Alpo.  Yechhhhh...what's that smell? Gawddamn, I soiled myself, I'm so angry. I guess I'd better go and change my Depends.

Mr. McWeezer to you,
You little snots.
 

Comrades,
What of the obvious plot by the neocons to use the snow as a diversion tactic in order to steal more gold from a ridiculous location?  It is obvious to any comrade with true red blood in their veins that the people have been duped by being dumped on!  The snow was a diversion created by Bush and his allies using their superplastic double elastic weather synthesizer thingummy developed by those nefarious enemies of the people at the Pentagon.  While poor emaciated vegan comrades were concentrating on tunneling their way to work at the co-op, the neocon capitalist pigdogs were busying themselves stealing money from some undisclosed location.  Then, when comrades across the Eastern seaboard recovered from their hypothermia and exhaustion in order to wise up to their having been duped, the duping was covered up with Cheney's "accident" with quail shot!  For more on the truth visit here: http://scribblebibble.blogspot.com
 

Snow is racist! It is always white unless it is mixed with something else which sends a racist message to minorities!
 

More breaking  news......

Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white.

Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you  have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting  consumer?

I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm. THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and the Republicans just don't care about  the people in the N.E. The Senate  needs to  investigate this  with administration people under oath.

I'll bet that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors of her home to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the nearly frozen teen-aged girls.
 

Some guy filling in for Savage read this post on The Savage Nation as if it were straight news.
 

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson went into a local appliance store and expressed their displeasure at all the appliances being white.
"Lookie heah, dude," said Jessie, "Why all deese washin machines be white??"
In an attempt to appease him, the manager of the store replied---"Calm down, sir"---If you'll just look inside, you'll notice that all the agitators are black!!!
 

I heard that racist mayor in New York (You know, Hymietown, as The Rev. Jackson would note) state the the blizzard was a co-ordinated effort between NOAA and the Bush administration to ensure that the Big Apple becomes a "Vanilla City". I am outraged! How can anybody say something so stupid? I have the copyrights and he didn't ask for my permission! This what happens when you let honkies run things.

Beads for titties,
Ray
 

There's an update from  Bush FEMA Snow Job on your story.
 

This article proves that Neo Nazi Bush doesn't care about brown people as much as Blanco and Nagin.


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