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BombGirl, TaserBoy Save World With Tantrum Powers

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  • Marvel Comics acquire rights to BombGirl and TaserBoy characters
  • New awesome powers in getting attention
  • Prepare for the tantrum of your life
  • Major studios fight for movie rights to their story
  • Hired by "Cindy Sheehan for Senate" campaign as image consultants
  • New Superheroes for new generation of attention eekers
  • There isn't a problem in the world that a good tantrum can't solve

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[For those who read me for the first time, please have my warm welcome (and quick resumé) at the bottom of "Students Shot For Asking Kerry About Skull & Bones" comments section! Dasvedanya!]

Why, what have we here?! I didn't know tantrums were such an effective way to push the People's agenda. My exile years at Anger Management and Subtlety workshops were useful for having me change "harsh enforcing" for diplomacy excellence, but I was never prepared to see... tantrums!

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Go away to dacha for week and see what you miss!

I heard of taser boy...who is bomb girl?

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The Tsarevna
I heard of taser boy...who is bomb girl?

story: https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297593,00.html

Do you think my Bomb Art is Sexy?
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Bomb girl is a new breed of tantrum terrorist, carry a device around that appears to be a bomb just to get laughs and when confronted by airport security claim that the device is "just art, and that she was proud of the art and she wanted to display it."

I Make Funny!!!
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Komrades, our campaign against capitalism is working. We are finally starting to reap our rewards! Since we began our plite against captilism, and the indocterization of the youth, we can now take notice of the fine job the NTA has accomplished and certainly need to award them with Vodka.

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WTF is that on her head? A 1970's shag carpet? She should be arrested for that alone. Thank god she shaved before she got caught on camera.

I can smell the patchouli just by looking at her.
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Comrades, obviously BombGirl is a result of Bush/Cheney brainwashing scheme.
It has to be, he is responsible for everything else.

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Comrade, you need to be more clear about who you are referring to as the NTA can stand for many things. I assume you mean the National Transportation Authority, which I must point out are the lap dogs of the gestapo state of the Bushitler who I might add lied and so people died. Clearly they do not deserve an award of vodka.

Or did you mean to refer to the NEA, the National Endowment of the Arts who no doubt helped inspire and perhaps fund this beautiful, sexy Bomb girl achieve a great work of art that was no doubt damaged beyond repair by the anti-art republican lackeys.

The Pup will be thinking of Bomb girl tonight when he settles down with his favorite appliance. I just hope that I do not call out her name, for "it" is very jealous and has been known to short out when it suspected I was having thoughts about other oxygen consumers. Not only is she brilliant, being a student at the prestigious MIT, but her hair piece brings back fond memories of a summer evening long ago when I was invited to a little "party" with the Hillary's future adulterer, in the back of his pickup truck. The color and texture of the shag carpet in the back of his truck was nearly identical as her "hair."

OMG... what is wrong with the Pup? Have I been drinking some tainted vodka? Who can help but be excited when seeing them side by side? Oh Lenin help me! It's wrong! It's wrong.... yet....

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:WTF is that on her head? A 1970's shag carpet? She should be arrested for that alone. Thank god she shaved before she got caught on camera.

I can smell the patchouli just by looking at her.
Don't recognize her?
Think Beyonce Knowles

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Who the hell is BombGirl anyway? And why is she wearing a cheap wig?

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My word Premier! You really must have drank too much of that vodka Commissar Theocrtitus intended for sale to the proles that I mentioned earlier.

https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297593,00.html

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What a dumbass. Especially her "boyfriend". What kind of moron would go out with someone who looks like she is constantly wearing a bad wig?

I remember on of my friends would periodically come to school with a big cardboard box filled with supplies for his culinary class. He wrote "Not a Bomb" on big letters on the side of it, but what she/wig did was just stupid. Probably a rich bitch who can waste her parents money on for high bail costs. She's probably proud she has a criminal record now. Friggin' idiot.

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Yet we are talking about someone smart enough to be accepted into MIT. I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn the wig was part of her "art." There were pictures of her without the wig as well.

I'm sure the white devils in Jena, LA who displayed hangman's nooses wished they could have thought of the "just art" excuse. But that's what separates them from the intellectuals of MIT like BombGirl.

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Oh, don't get me on my doghouse again about Jena... a story that I haven't heard about in a year until the other day I received a most biased and incorrect email from a yankee friend about this, followed almost immediately by the "Rev" Jackson and Sharpton coming down here to stoke the fires all over again.

BTW, Sea-Bass, is that Komrade Trotsky in the car with the beloved and charming BombGirl?

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Most Ill One wrote:BTW, Sea-Bass, is that Komrade Trotsky in the car with the beloved and charming BombGirl?

Oh my Engels! I think you're right!

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It's good to see him again (if that is indeed him), It's been too many years.

Long Live The Party.
-Mikhail (AKA: AK)

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:Oh, don't get me on my doghouse again about Jena... a story that I haven't heard about in a year until the other day I received a most biased and incorrect email from a yankee friend about this, followed almost immediately by the "Rev" Jackson and Sharpton coming down here to stoke the fires all over again.

Don't know what the view is like from your doghouse, pup, but I referred my class to Lincoln's Lyceum address the other day over this issue. The nooses in the trees was a stupid and base action, but punishable only under the "hate crimes" laws which are nebulous and indefinable pseudolaw. Assault is a very real crime punishable to the full extent of the law. As Lincoln points out in the Lyceum address viligantism not only puts the perpetrators in the precarious state of having denied the law that could protect them, it also fosters a contempt for law that is cankerous to the health of the Union. Something ought to have been done to penalize the brutes that made such coarse threatening gestures against the black citizens of Jena, but what IN THE LAW exists to do that? Such crass behavior falls under the purview of fathers and peers. Something is being done to the criminals who exercised vigilantism and beat another human being within an inch of his life. That, it seems, is just.

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Mikhail T. Kalashnikov wrote:
Oh my Engels! I think you're right!

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It's good to see him again (if that is indeed him), It's been too many years.

Long Live The Party.
-Mikhail (AKA: AK)

What a cute little feller.

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This is dangerous ground you are treading upon Comrades. To my knowledge, while far right liberals in the USSR press during the most unfortunate "glasnost" years did all but formally rehabilitate non-person T, I do not believe formal rehabilitation has been granted.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:This is dangerous ground you are treading upon Comrades. To my knowledge, while far right liberals in the USSR press during the most unfortunate "glasnost" years did all but formally rehabilitate non-person T, I do not believe formal rehabilitation has been granted.

Quite true, Commissar. Perhaps Bomber Girl is also guilty of grave robbing as well. Or perhaps it is V.P. Nogin. Either way she has obviously defiled someone's tomb.

V.P. Nogin:
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Long Live The Party, and all of our dead heroes, unless they are non-persons, then they should stay dead, so they can vote.
-Mikhail (AKA: AK)

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Comrades! I have some news that perhaps is old news to some, but in case it is not, I feel it is my duty to expose this. I must confess that I was shocked to discover this as it may well in part expose the true evil nature of the Bush regime and the nefarious means and reason why he is our sworn enemy. Were you aware that non-person T's great granddaughter, Nora D. Volkow, M.D. serves as the Director of the National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) at the National Institutes of Health, and was appointed by the Bushitler in 2003?

https://www.nida.nih.gov/about/welcome/volkowpage.html

I thought we had rid the world of this scourge, forgetting that while we got the non-persons sons, we failed to complete the job by allowing some of his daughters to continue to consume precious oxygen. Perhaps this is a lesson for us to never send an ice pick to do the job where a WMD may be more effective both in getting the family as well as covering up any messy evidence.

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Mikhail T. Kalashnikov wrote:Quite true, Commissar. Perhaps Bomber Girl is also guilty of grave robbing as well. Or perhaps it is V.P. Nogin. Either way she has obviously defiled someone's tomb.

Thank you so much for the reference to the traitor non-person N. While investigating some files that do not exist anymore of course, I ran across more disturbing information. For too long I had wrongly assumed that Workers Unemployment Insurance was a good, progressive, Party friendly department. But I renounce my BadThink and I urge any other comrades that have entertained any such thoughts to do so as well! For while these programs may have been initiated from Good Intentions, by our Democrat party, I found this quote from Lenin himself to non-person N!

"I cannot agree that the demand for state unemployment insurance could serve to stir the workers into action. I doubt whether this is right in principle: in a class state unemployment insurance can hardly amount to more than a deception. From the standpoint of tactics, it is especially out of place in Russia, since our state is fond of experiments in “etatisation”, loves to advertise them as being for the “common good”, and we should resolutely oppose any extension of the functions of the present state and work for more freedom for public initiative. Aid and benefits for the unemployed are all right, but “state insurance”—?"

https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/ ... /05vpn.htm

Comrades, I have come clean, exposing a lie that I had been led to believe was GoodThink. May I suggest that we all do more self-examination and more research into the thinking of Lenin!


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Nice catch, Commissar! I regret to admit that I just read that article before you posted, and I had missed that information. I must learn to read slowly and absorb more of the substance.

Thank you for alerting me, and the party as well, to this glaring problem.

Lenin is dead, Long live Lenin.
-Mikhail

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I almost hesitate from fear of delving even deeper into Lenin's truth as I am liable to find yet more things that I once believed were progressive are not, but delve we all must!

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:... but delve we all must!

May I humbly suggest some fine reading materials?

Try some of these:

A wonderful library of various readings;
From Marx to Mao

A fine collection of Lenin's works;
Lenin's Russia

A glorious compilation of Stalin's documents;
Stalin Reference Archive

And , lastly, a little known performance group spreading progressive agitprop;<br>The Blue Blouse

Enjoy these fine manuscripts.

Long Live Socialism.
-Mikhail

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Mikhail T. Kalashnikov wrote:May I humbly suggest some fine reading materials?

Speaking of important information, perhaps you may find this useful.

I recently learned of a prole farmer that didn't like to use a glorious party issue tractor on his collective farm. He preferred to have his draft horses pull his plow and wagons. Unfortunately, a group of small birds insisted on forming nests in the horses' manes, which prevented him from hitching the reins properly.

The prole tried every method he could think of to get rid of the pesky birds. He tried lotions, potions, and notions.

He kept the stable colder; he kept it warmer. He went to horse doctors; he went to bird specialists. He called his political officer; he called the Ministry of Agriculture. He trimmed the manes as much as he could. He tried loud noises, cat noises, and classical music. Nothing would induce the birds to leave his horses alone.

In desperation, he went to one of those still too present "holy men," a left over from the backward Russian Orthodox believers from a nearby collective. The holy man, listening to his story, gave him some vile-smelling yeast extract to rub into the manes. Amazingly, it worked. Within two days, the birds had all fled and the horses were back to work.

The farmer was pleased with this outcome, but he was puzzled with the methodology. He went back to the holy man and inquired about how a simple extract of yeast was able to solve a problem that many veterinarians and the Ministry of Agriculture couldn't.

The holy man replied, "Simple. Yeast is yeast, and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet."

Bomb girl looks like she wants to have santa cruz feminazi's favorite operation-
an "addadichtomy".

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I think she already had one to begin with. Then she went in to get another.

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What I don't understand is why they arrested her. I know they have signs all over the airports warning it's a federal offense to make jokes about bombs. But there's no sign anywhere that says it's a federal offense to make art out of them.

How could TSA think it was a joke? Or did the wig throw them off?

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The real question is how did she make it in as far as she did with that "art?"


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Even a chia pet has more sense than what she did.

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And a better fashion sense when it comes to hair.

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Hm, OK. Then maybe they thought she was first season American Idol runner-up Justin Guarini.

And if you still want to play the "doesn't have the sense Lenin gave a chia goat" argument, then I have only four words for you: "From Justin to Kelly."

Hell, even I might've contemplated an act like Bomb Girl's after that career move.

Greetings Comrades.
who is the Bomb Girl?
and what roadkill is on her head?
and i totally want a chia goat, i will train it to act only in the interest of the class struggle .
Yoni from horsesring.com

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I didn't know who she was at first either, and as for the hair... well, that will be a mystery for all eternity.

Story: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297593,00.html

thanks for the link Premier Betty.

since when is a bomb not artwork?

be well comrades.

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beeryoni wrote: since when is a bomb not artwork?

Since the evil kkkapitalis media has been demonizing the use of peaceful insurgents kidnapping mentally retarded children and using them as a form of abstract art by painting the walls, and ground a burnt, charred blackish color with a blood red overlay of that child's innards, and everyone else around him.

When will art be free? When?!?

that is true. those poor poor peaceful insurgents. or when they attempt to peacefully blow them selves up. like what happened in southern Israel like last week. tho very few casualties (do to the second peaceful bomber being knocked unconsciouses by the first one's explosion) pretty interesting video footage if you can find some of the aftermath and their dealing with the second peaceful bomber.

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Mikhail T. Kalashnikov wrote:
Commissar Pupovich wrote:... but delve we all must!

May I humbly suggest some fine reading materials?

Try some of these:

A wonderful library of various readings;
From Marx to Mao

A fine collection of Lenin's works;
Lenin's Russia

A glorious compilation of Stalin's documents;
Stalin Reference Archive

And , lastly, a little known performance group spreading progressive agitprop;
The Blue Blouse

Enjoy these fine manuscripts.

Long Live Socialism.
-Mikhail

excellent reading material comrad! its too bad BombGirl havent read that in time before the disaster happened.. well too bad i say!
fiddling fiddling and jumping from roofs!
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