BestObamaFacts.com: New People's Website

8/3/2008, 1:17 pm

The living heroic legend that is Barack Obama has already broken the pop-culture record of Baghdad Bob and is now approaching that of Chuck Norris and Vladimir Putin. When even Obama's official campaign is forced to launch a fact-checking website to keep his runaway aura under control, you just know that Obama's public persona has developed a life of its own and is resisting efforts to catch it and put it on Ritalin. We at the People's Cube thought that the best way to take control of the situation would be by using Obama's own patented method of hopeful approach to reality.

So we built a radically different website: it looks like Obama's fact-checking site, only instead of chasing cowardly facts and arguing old truths that are tarnished and tedious, we invent new, sparkling-clean truths that are exciting and heroic. The beauty of this approach is that when new truths become old and tarnished, they can be easily thrown under the bus and replaced with newer and better heroic truths, ensuring Obama's glorious march towards a higher metaphysical plane of unstoppable service to humankind.

Welcome to BestObamaFacts.com!

Every now and then, Obama opens his eyes and the world springs into existence.
When a tree falls in the forest, Obama hears it.
Obama can clap with one hand.
Prometheus was punished for plagiarizing Obama.
Obama can make a journey of a thousand miles without a single step.
Socks worn by Obama are used for climbing walls in Spiderman movies.
Hillary Clinton dropped out of the race when she learned Obama's true name.
"Obama" is the very first word in the English language to be a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, interjection, superlative and pronad. (Pronad is a new category made specifically for the word "Obama" so its power can be fully realized).
When Obama squints dreamily into the distance, he can see next week's lottery winning numbers. But he never plays because that would mean poverty of ambition.
Obama can calculate your guilt just by looking at the numbers in your checkbook.
A microphone into which Obama has spoken, heals asbestos-related disorders and colorectal cancer by direct application.
Every time Obama talks about change, a baby diaper becomes clean and a homeless person's cup fills up with nickels.
Every time Obama talks about "hope," coma patients regain consciousness and chant "We are the ones we've been waiting for."
Obama's famous stare once converted 15 Islamic fundamentalists into secular progressives, all of whom are currently employed by Countrywide Home Loans.
Obama is 50% typical White person.
Obama's real mother was young John Kerry who reproduces asexually when coming into contact with foreign Marxists.
Obama often says "uh" in his speeches in order to irritate Bill O'Rilley who hangs onto his every word.
Obama always overpays his taxes because he believes that the government will find a better use for his money than he ever could.
When Obama rids the world of nuclear weapons, the red button in his office will control the thermostats in American homes.
Obama brings change to the world every time he closes his eyes and imagines that Twin Towers never existed.
After a hearty meal Obama has been known to send off a tiny ripple of hope. This tiny ripple of hope in Chicago can cause change throughout the world.
When Obama relaxes at home with his family he switches to a British accent.
Obama's wife is a Klingon.
Obama's children are named Child 1 and Child 2 respectively.
Our universe is held together by the force of Michelle Obama's benevolent willpower, but her patience is running thin.
Michelle Obama has saved humanity from destruction many times and is slightly annoyed that we haven't returned the favor.
Monica Lewinsky owns "I Barack for Obama" bumper sticker.
Everything Obama touches begins to vote Democrat.
More dead people voted for Obama than for any other Democrat candidate in the history of Chicago politics.
The tingle that crawled up Chris Matthews' leg has taken control of his brain and is reporting a full preparedness to take over the world.
Obama can make things disappear just like David Copperfield can, but he hates taking things away from the community.
US Mail Service published Obama's resume on a new first class stamp.
In the movies, Obama's part is played by Robert Redford.
Obama can inflate a hot air balloon in one blow. He does it for the children.
Obama used to spell his name as Ubama but changed it to avoid confusion with Usama bin Laden.
When Obama fixes his gaze on the clouds, he is reading his next great line from the big teleprompter in the sky, which is unseen to ordinary humans.
One time the Republicans paid a voodoo priest to reprogram the teleprompter, and then Obama delivered the speech by Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick instead of his own. But courageous journalist Bob Woodward uncovered the plot, forcing the Republicans to resign. As a result, Obama became even more popular with the downtrodden who didn't know that it was Gov. Patrick's speech.
Obama wrote "Stairway to Heaven" and many other songs popular among the downtrodden.
Obama's love for the downtrodden heats up the planet's atmosphere by 5.8 degrees Fahrenheit, while his loathing of George W. Bush cools it down by the same amount. That's why the scientists have been unable to detect any significant variations in average global temperatures.
The main point of Al Gore's book "Earth in the Balance" is that a disastrous climate change can be averted if we all help keep Obama emotionally balanced.
Obama visited Benjamin Franklin in a dream and told him how to live his life serving the community, but all that Franklin could remember was, how to fly a kite.
Scientists discovered that a constant repetition of the words "hope" and "change" increases the size of penis in male patients by up to three inches.
Any sentence containing the name "Obama" and ending in a question mark has been determined to be racist. The only exceptions are rhetorical sentences such as "Is there any way that Obama could be more perfect?"
Obama smokes so you don't have to.
Obama's cigarettes have been registered at the EPA as a renewable power source contributing 5,000 Megawatts of electricity to the national power grid every time he takes a draw.
The "smoke" that comes out of Obama's mouth contains rare gases that help replenish the ozone layer and neutralize the industrial pollution.
Obama once downed a Fox News satellite simply by clicking on a universal TV remote in his living room. Obama then reprogrammed the remaining satellites to broadcast reruns of Keith Olbermann's show, thus expanding the consciousness of the average American TV viewer and raising awareness by 19%.
When Obama speaks about universal healthcare, the risk of cardiovascular diseases decreases by 58 percent, and the risk of cancer decreases by 60 percent.
Obama knows that his healthcare plan is going to work because he personally tested it in a leper colony, where he healed everyone by shaking hands and kissing babies.
In Portland, Oregon, Obama fed a multitude of 75 thousand with five government subsidy forms and two rolls of red tape.
An unkind word about Obama's family serves as a passkey to the hottest rings of Hell.
When Obama smiles, somewhere in America a door opens to an abortion clinic.
When Obama claps his hands, a child is born in a Third World country.
When Obama stomps his foot, a sweatshop closes in Asia, with thousands of children in the streets demanding that the United States send them financial aid, food, and medicine.
Deep down, everyone's an Obama.

When the people learn to vote themselves money from the public trough, Obama will appear.
Obama is not exactly what he seems, nor is he otherwise.
Obama doesn't seek the truth, he puts an end to hurtful opinions.
It takes a wise man to use own words, but an even wiser man to use words spoken by others. And then there's Obama.
The beginner's mind sees many opportunities in America. The expert's mind sees few opportunities. Then there's Obama's mind.
To those who can correctly commiserate with the downtrodden, the whole universe surrenders.
To believe that America has no hope without Obama, and to grieve that it is so difficult to communicate it to Americans - this is the life of Obama.
Only Obama can see real need for change with his third eye that sees everything and yet nothing at the same time.
Obama's economic plan: No taxes, no progress. Little taxes, little progress. Great taxes, great progress.
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that Obama is not an illusion.
There is no beginning to Obama nor end to Barack; There is no beginning to Barack nor end to Obama.
If you wish for true love, learn to love Obama.
There is nothing that you want that is not change; there is nothing you feel that is not hope.
Obama's message of hope: when you reach rock bottom, start digging.
Big government is like a thousand foot fishing line with a hook, but efficiency is always an inch beyond the hook. Every time you realize this, Obama wants you to believe that the government must grow an inch bigger.
To seek hope for hope's sake is like stepping onto a boat that is about to sail out to sea and sink. But as an inspirational leader with a focus on the community, Barack Obama is not afraid of such challenges - which is a refreshing contrast to the current administration.

When Obama was three years old he rode his bicycle across the street and saw terrible injustices along the way. They made him want to unseat George W. Bush and become the first People's President of the United States.
When Obama was five he fixed Social Security, but George W. Bush broke it again on purpose.
In first grade Obama wrote a school essay on how to help the downtrodden. As soon as George W. Bush heard about it, he ordered to shred Obama's essay into tiny pieces before the downtrodden could read it.
In second grade Obama developed a concrete plan to save the children. When George W. Bush heard about it, he killed the children and exiled Obama's family to Hawaii because Bush hated the children.
George W. Bush deliberately added "Hussein" to Obama's name on all official records, hoping that it would traumatize young Obama psychologically and stigmatize him for life.
When Obama gained control of the Good Forces of the Universe, George W. Bush locked him in a tower with an iron mask over his head to prevent a telepathic contact with the Force. But Bill Ayers received the signal, blew up Bush's tower and liberated Obama.
In college Obama majored in hypnotism and minored in white and black arts. That's why George W. Bush couldn't catch him ever again.
Obama statues decorate all progressive capitals of the world. George W. Bush became jealous and stole one such statue, hoping to melt it and use the metal to make world's strongest cannon to kill women and children. But Obama's statue destroyed the furnace and made its way to freedom. Nobody knows where it is now, but the rumor is that it is fighting for the rights of the downtrodden all over the planet. Al Qaeda wants to capture the statue and turn it into an indestructible suicide bomber. If they ever succeed, it will be George W. Bush's fault.
Obama wrote the United States Constitution that gave all power to the downtrodden, but George W. Bush replaced it with a version that gives all power to corporations.
Bush can't destroy the original Constitution because Obama's handwriting is indestructible. That's why Bush is hiding it in a lead container at the bottom of the Potomac River. If you find and open the container, all power in the land will at once return to the downtrodden.

Obama's bathroom has two toilets. One is made of gold and the other one is made of wood. Obama only uses the wooden toilet out of solidarity with the downtrodden. The sight of the golden toilet helps him to maintain class conscience.
Obama owns an expensive Sleep Number Bed but sleeps on an off-brand mattress in the corner in order to be down with the masses.
When Obama buys caviar he always tries to get the one that is runny and tastes fishy, because that's the kind of caviar that the downtrodden eat.
When Obama's children get sick, he buys them the cheapest generic drugs. It helps him better to commiserate with the downtrodden.
Obama's bank once offered him a low 5.5% mortgage but he refused because he wanted to experience the bitterness the way all other Americans feel it.
Tony Rezko once offered Obama a sweetheart land deal, but Obama said "no" because he wanted his family to stay within the community of which he was the organizer.
Obama once had a chance to save 10% on car insurance by switching to Geico but he said "no" because that would mean a sellout to corporate interests.

There is more to see on BestObamaFacts.com - but those glorious truths that have already been featured on the People's Cube. The truths posted above are the most current and original ones. The Obama site was not designed to have input from the masses (naturally). Therefore, if you know a truth about the Obama that hasn't been listed, here is the place to post it.

8/3/2008, 2:32 pm

At last! Finally the People will come to know the Best Facts™ about the Messiah instead of the propagated falsehoods that are maliciouslyspread by the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Michelle Malkin, Faux News and other Agents of Intolerance™!

To BestObamaFacts.com, Comrades! The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ will come soon enough!

8/3/2008, 2:40 pm

In the spirit of the wildly popular, and true, "Chuck Norris Facts" I LOVED the Obama facts. The only thing missing was Obama's role in the creation of the universe and His importance in the Christian Bible. I suggest that your brilliant website needs a section for "Biblical Obama" to share His influence on the most popular religion in history. AND to make sure he gets the evangelical vote!

I'm not much of a biblical scholar simply because I have not been touched by Obama but that's my cross to bear... But I can help out linking Bible verses proving Obama was present in the most important parts of biblical history AND to prove he upscaled the second-rate Messiah that was Jesus Christ. I mean, Jesus is good and can save souls, but compared to Obama... Not only can he save your soul from eternal damnation in the eyes of God, he can redeem our souls in the eyes of the liberal elite.

Warren
Redmond Oregon

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Biblical Obama

Jesus saw Obama on a tortilla

When Moses parted the sea, Obama was already on the other side

Obama cast the first, and only, stone

Jesus walked on Obama, Obama was swimming

Obama was using Jonah for fish bait

Obama dropped knowledge on the apple tree

And on the 8th day Obama finished the job

Obama was Solomon's teacher

Obama was Chuck Norris' sensei

Obama's footprint was on the dirt Jesus spat onto

Obama supplied the baskets and vases for the sermon on the mount

Obama IS his brother's keeper

Obama can bear his cross

8/3/2008, 2:51 pm

Blessed be this new website. I anoint thee with our glorious blessing for the Messiah!

*makes the holy hand gestures* ... In the name of the Barack, and the Hussein and the Holy Obamma (Messiah be upon him)

8/3/2008, 4:05 pm

And I thought Chuck Norris was bad-assed!...Behold the power of cheese!!!!!!!!

8/3/2008, 4:44 pm

I just got back from the theater with my blushing babushka bride. We went to see a movie about mummies from the glorious people's republic of China. I was very upset to see that the glorious MAO was not prominently featured. Oh well.

But I did have HOPE! Because there was a movie trailer that spoke of Change! The film is called "The Express,"and you can see for yourself at 1:10 and at 1:50.

Change is upon us comrades, and while the mummy let us all down, the glorious workers in the politburo approved movie studios brings us 'change,' so that we may know - even if it is subliminal, that The Obamaessiah is everywhere.

Blessed be to the glorious propagandists from hollywood. May they earn the Order of Lenin for their heroic and tireless acts to educate the people.

8/3/2008, 5:08 pm

Barack Obama doesn't just save souls. No, Barack Obama saves souls and then provides them with subsidized housing, quality, affordable healthcare, and, of course, more government cheese than one could possibly ask for.

8/3/2008, 5:20 pm

Really like the new site, I promptly added the Random Obama Facts generator to my own site.

8/3/2008, 5:39 pm

In addition to all of these glorious facts about Obama, I think it would be good to add a few from his own mouth in the mix. Such as, there really are 57 states in America, not 50 as is mistakenly believed. Obama has proclaimed as much, and now the geography books in the US educational system need to be revised to show the truth. All blasphemous books that show only 50 states should be burned at once.

and,

“It is absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.”

... because ... well, its true. Yes it is.

8/3/2008, 7:49 pm

What a Great website about Obama, what truth! Obama will be our future Ruler, there is no doubt!

I did hear a disturbing rumor though.....

Everyone knows that Barack is not from earth, its quite apparent AND obvious. However, does no one else see the connection of how James Traficant (another Alien) suddenly went to "jail", and then, not a year later, Barack Obama jumps on the scene with his speech at the Dem convention in 2004??

We all remember Traficant's ending line after everytime he spoke in congress, right?....... "Beam me up."

My contention is that Traficant became too non-communist, was "Beamed up", and replaced by a better comrade-alien in 'Barack Obama'.

The timing is too exact, this cannot be a coincidence, I don't believe in a "coincidence" anyway.

Traficant did make some disturbing statements as well.......

"Who are the trade advisers at the White House, a bunch of proctologists?"

On The Vagina Monologues:

“What is next? Rectal Diaries? Men are dropping like flies in America from prostate cancer and Broadway is promoting vaginal titillation. Beam me up.”

"And then when I get out I will grab a sword like Maximus Meridius Demidius and as a Gladiator I will stab people in the crotch."

"If that is not enough to compromise your Viagra, the United Nations has created a world court with universal authority and jurisdiction. Unbelievable. What is next, a world tax? Beam me up."

"Now NASA is on an unmanned space mission to the moon. I think NASA should redirect and have an unmanned space mission to Washington, DC, and try to find out if there is any intelligent life left in the Nation's Capital."

"Allowing the IRS to reform themselves would be like allowing Jeffrey Dahlmer to head up the Boy Scouts."

“China is now taking $100 billion of cash out of our economy, buying missiles, and pointing them at us. Beam us up, all of us.”

""People still swear I'm crazy. No one has ever fucked with me all these years in Youngstown. No one ever came up to me in a bar and tried to pick a fight. No one ever took a punch at me. No one ever pulled a gun on me. It's good to be crazy..."

A picture of Traficant, shortly before he was "beamed up" and replaced by Obama, our savior...

8/3/2008, 7:59 pm

I didn't see the fact that only racists won't vote for Obama, did I miss it or is it so obvious that it didn't need to be listed?

8/3/2008, 11:33 pm

(Karakter off if need be)

He may be approching the popularity of Chuck Norris, but he can NEVER approch the greatness that is Mr. Skaar. I know very few know who I'm talking about, but there's a reason, he keeps his greatness hidden because if he reveled it, we'd abandon Obama so fast all the hot air in his head would escape and cause the .1 increase in temperature in one square yard of Chicago.

(Karakter on)

So much greatness in one page!

8/4/2008, 12:41 am

I demand to know the name of your minister of fact checking! And always with the cowbells - who let the cowbell out again. This is nothing but distractions. Look what happens when workers become distracted with foolishness: https://sweetness-light.com/archive/a-n ... ntral-park

8/4/2008, 6:30 am

With Komrade Obamanov's leadership we have have hope for change in future.

Prior to Komrade Obananov we had no hope and faced future unchanged.

All capitalist dog who oppose Komrade Obamanov's 4 and 8 year plan for change shall lose all hope and face future in new People's Indoctrination Gulag at Guantanamo Bay , Worker's Paradise.

BORIS

8/4/2008, 8:52 am

Comrade 9 wrote:I didn't see the fact that only racists won't vote for Obama, did I miss it or is it so obvious that it didn't need to be listed?

What are you, some kind of racist hate-mongering counter-revolutionary?
[Please see number 43.]

8/4/2008, 2:27 pm

Dingle Barry wrote:
What are you, some kind of racist hate-mongering counter-revolutionary?
[Please see number 43.]

It's so embarassing having to ride the short bus to summer re-education camp.

8/4/2008, 2:31 pm

(Pronad is a new category made specifically for the word "Obama" so its power can be fully realized).

Is it a personal pronad? And in the interest of the People's Physics, is there also a "neunad" or "conad" that counterbalances this mighty primordial force? Is there any truth to the rumor that top scientists at Rainbow Coalition Labs are working on a way to split the pronad and solve the World's energy crisis?

Obama is 50% typical White person.

Wasn't there a race on the original Star Trek TV series like this? Is there any photographic evidence available?

8/4/2008, 2:42 pm

Betinov - the things that top scientists at Rainbow Coalition Labs have been successfully splitting are called gonads. Whether that can solve the World's energy crisis is a question that has never occurred to anyone. If it does, it will be a mere side effect.

8/4/2008, 3:02 pm

Thanks for the correction, Red. I remember reading something about the RCL's "Manhatin' Project" and some kind of nad and just got them crossed up.

8/4/2008, 3:10 pm

Comrade 9 wrote:
Dingle Barry wrote:
What are you, some kind of racist hate-mongering counter-revolutionary?
[Please see number 43.]

It's so embarassing having to ride the short bus to summer re-education camp.

They are coming for you Comrade 9.

8/4/2008, 4:20 pm

I've seen those before. My only question is, won't they all fall on their backs after they fire a single shot? Or has the progressive Chicom science overcome the oppressive hegemony of bourgeois physics?

8/4/2008, 4:59 pm

I am sure the recoil energy is miniscule compared to the forward-thinking of the party heroes. At least now we know why the Segway hasn't lived up to its hype - every segway produced here at the people's factory where I toil is being comandeered to equip the Secret People's Clone Army.

8/4/2008, 10:59 pm

#32 US Mail Service published Obama's resume on a new first class stamp.

Ouch - my side aches

Betchurazz I'll be visiting.......

Thanks

8/4/2008, 11:19 pm

Geek Squad unveils new Emergency Response Team

8/5/2008, 12:17 am

Ivan Betinov wrote:Thanks for the correction, Red. I remember reading something about the RCL's "Manhatin' Project" and some kind of nad and just got them crossed up.

Manhatin' Project...lol! As usual,Comrade SexyBrain,you are brilliantly funny. If my spousal unit ever goes to the great collective in the sky(Lenin forbid)...I think I'm gonna marry you...either that,or make you my sex slave

8/5/2008, 8:40 am

I checked BestObamaFacts.com growing statistics this morning and noticed a few visits made through a link on IMDB Message Boards. I followed the link but the post had been already deleted.

IMDB wrote:
[Post deleted]
This message has been deleted by an administrator

The deleted post had been made on a board reserved for Barack Obama. Most existing threads there had been made by those who were either as left as Obama or further to the left than Obama. The few right-wing critics of Obama (with few exceptions) were rather illiterate, idiotic, and potty-mouthed.

I wonder what made BestObamaFacts.com so offensive to the administrators that they deleted it? In this regard, one of the longer pro-Obama threads on the board is titled "It's Either Obama or Tyranny." Hmmm... For a moment there I thought that the administrator who deleted our link was an Obama supporter. Who knew IMDB was being administered by intolerant right-wingers?

8/5/2008, 8:50 am

Red Square wrote:I've seen those before. My only question is, won't they all fall on their backs after they fire a single shot? Or has the progressive Chicom science overcome the oppressive hegemony of bourgeois physics?

Naaaahhhh... Those look like they only shoot 9mm. A .38Spl has more recoil than a namby-pamby 9mm.

I wonder what the Dept. of Peace and Nonviolence would say about that picture?

--
ZB

8/5/2008, 10:25 am

I started reading one of the threads on IMDB and I'd recommend it to anyone who has doubts about the "peaceful" and "internationalist" nature of the Obamessiah cult.

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by Retro_Princess

I'm not american, I'm Venezuelan and you all know our situation with Hugo Chavez, do you wanna be like us? we were blind too in 1998 when chavez was doing his campaign... we voted... he won and now this country is getting worse every day. Don't make the same mistake.

I'm not republican, I'm not democrat... as I said I'm not american, I'm just watching this man and his ideas... dont make the same mistake as us. Save your country, read the news, do you wanna be like venezuela or cuba? I'm not exagerating... hugo chavez promised a lot of good stuff, democracy and now look at us.

Don't miss this chance, save your country! don't vote Obama.

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by Critic3

Wow. You're dumb.

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by alfa3647

yet another republican troll on ignore

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by MattGuyOR

Maybe she wants McWar so he can invade Venezuela to over throw their leader too?

"The ONLY choice!"
https://www.barackobama.com

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by Lulu10

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yet another republican troll on ignore
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Did you look at her posting history. She IS an 18 yr old girl from Venezuela. She IS NOT A REPUBLICAN TROLL.

She sounds like she is coming from a P.O.V. we dont usually hear here.

I would like to know WHY she equates Obama with Chavez....

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by cluemein

DONT WORRY WHAT GOES ON WITH OUR CANDIDATES STAY IN YOUR PLACE.

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by jenld1029-2

Wait a minute. She can't make a comment about our candidates because she is from Venezuela, but when the Messiah you call Obama goes to Germany in front of 200,000 cheering people, that is great, huh?

And she is right, Chavez is a Socialist pig and guess who else has strong Socialist ideas? Take a guess!

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by Retro_Princess

I'm just talking about the experience of living in this socialist country... after all... you are the americans... vote for whoever you want.

it's just an advice, I dont live there so whatever you do with your candidates hugo chavez will still be the president of venezuela... we dont get any benefice.

Just read a little about hugo chavez... he started very well with his democracy and peace for everybody. Later he made changes: our flag, our coat, the name of the country, his plane...

Now we have this stupid socialism, you cant be rich (you cant but the goverment can), you cant buy a car no matter if you have the money or not (I've been on a list for more than 8 months), you cant travel, the president is giving our oil to everybody, you can go out after 5pm because the cities got insecure. and he hates the imperialists (aka: people who wears american brands, speak english or likes any USA, UK or the european union), public school sucks, hospitals sucks too...

And everything started with a star on our flag. As I said I'm not democrat or republican, that would be very stupid because I'm not american and I dont know anything about that.

and the one who said I want somebody to invade my country: I havent read anywhere on the news that any candidate has plans to invade venezuela.

am I dumb? dont answer, just read about the "revolution" of Hugo Chavez. wanna be like us? go ahead.. its your country, I dont really care.

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by tpresnyc
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its your country, I dont really care.
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Good, then shut the f *ck up.

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by Retro_Princess

"Good, then shut the f *ck up."

Enjoy your 21st century socialism! I hope you like red hats

Come on people... you can be smarter than us, see the examples... Venezuela, Cuba, Bolivia... its your choice...

https://gloriamundi.blogsome.com/images ... _Obama.jpg

this picture could be a lie or the truth... wanna take the risk?

All I can add is that my journey into politics started from similar discussions on liberal forums where the "open-minded" progressives either didn't believe I was an immigrant from the USSR and called me names, or they simply called me names and told me to "shut the f *ck up." There wasn't a trace of an intellectual effort to understand my POV. With very few exceptions, they were extremely rude, intolerant, obnoxious, and dimwitted. If a term "ugly American" ever applied to anybody, it's them.

BTW, I rented out "The Ugly American" movie (Marlon Brando, 1963) based on a book with the same name. It is, in fact, an excellent fact-based political thriller in which the Ugly American shows up only in the final scene to turn off the TV at the sound of unplesant news from overseas. Just like the progressives who closed their ears to Islamic terrorism, or the Obama people telling the Venezuelan girl to shut up. But don't expect Hollywood to do a remake of this movie. Despite the title it's not at all anti-American - unlike the communist-sympathizing Graham Greene's "The Quiet American" which was filmed in 1958 and promptly remade in 2002 in the run up to the Iraq war, with Brendan Fraser and Michael Caine.

Interestingly enough, I just looked up The Ugly American in various sources, and it turns out that the reviews and synopses being offered are a complete opposite of how I understood the story. Sort of like the misleading review of The American Carol that Puchenko posted on another thread. It's 1984 all over again. What else is new?

8/5/2008, 2:52 pm

I waded through all 8 pages of those comments, and what amused me was Obama supporters, in refusing to believe he could be anything like Chavez, said POTUS cannot "change" the Constitution to suit his own agenda; that there are all sorts of checks and balances in place to prevent our government from turning into a dictatorship, etc.

Well, bless me, but aside from a minor verb change, aren't these the very things that for the past 8 years, these same people have accused Bush of doing?

And for the new Obama site, Red Square, I give you this . . .

. . . though I can't help thinking it's like giving the bread~~winner~~ acquisitor in my dacha a check for his birthday.

8/5/2008, 6:43 pm

As The Obama's campaign official Doctor of Dictatorship I've notified our Fight The Smears website of this new campaign of outright demagogical Wall Street funded lies and distortions (really). As The Obama's personal Doctor of Dictatorship I've advised him to loudly, vociferously, and unceasingly bring up the issue of your new website and fight for the right of closing down all such websites and burning them to the ground!, or a reasonable facsimile.

Yours,

Comrade Otis
Doctor of Dictatorship
Karl Marx Treatment Center
Our friendly staff is standing by for you!

8/5/2008, 6:55 pm

)...I think I'm gonna marry you...either that,or make you my sex slave

I'm up for either one, but bear in mind that like his Obamaness, I've got smelly feet (wherever they are now).

8/5/2008, 8:06 pm

The IMBD link was posted again, and this time it stayed. I'm only mentioning it because it's the first time I see comments made by liberals who admit they find jokes about them funny.

One of them even offered a contribution:

Remember, every time your tires go flat, little Obama cries

Here are a couple of comments:

Liberals at IMDB wrote: I went to the people's cube website, I don't think I knew conservatives could be so funny. And not just obscene or offensive, it's actually clever. I'm impressed.

clever!!! i love the photoshopped images and the lists. who knew repubs had a sense of humor... i am impressed by that alone..

Of course there were "sour grapes" comments too, but that's too normal to be worth mentioning. If we could make wine from all the sour grapes thrown at us, we'd be married to Nancy Pelosi.

8/5/2008, 11:08 pm

Hussies n' Thingies wrote:As usual,Comrade SexyBrain,you are brilliantly funny. If my spousal unit ever goes to the great collective in the sky(Lenin forbid)...I think I'm gonna marry you...either that,or make you my sex slave

Take a number, Thingies. According to a post he made on this thread, I already have first dibs on him should I ever find myself back on the marriage mart:

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1745

I might refer you to Red Square, except he's off stomping grapes to win the hand of Nancy.

8/6/2008, 12:05 am

Gurlz, Gurlz! There's no need to fight! (Unless it involves an inflatable kiddie pool and any of a variety of lubricants and/or foodstuffs.) I have read the Party Member Manual carefully and I see nothing prohibiting multiple marriage partners. And think of the advantages! Not only would we be striking another nail in the coffin of so-called "traditional" monogamous marriage, why, we could turn the thermostat down fifteen, perhaps even twenty degrees!

8/6/2008, 12:20 am

Besides, there's enough for you both, he is bifurcated, after all.

8/6/2008, 6:22 am

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
Hussies n' Thingies wrote:As usual,Comrade SexyBrain,you are brilliantly funny. If my spousal unit ever goes to the great collective in the sky(Lenin forbid)...I think I'm gonna marry you...either that,or make you my sex slave

Take a number, Thingies. According to a post he made on this thread, I already have first dibs on him should I ever find myself back on the marriage mart:

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1745

I might refer you to Red Square, except he's off stomping grapes to win the hand of Nancy.

Of course,I defer to you,Pinkie,in this matter of future spousal units. I will only use him as a sex slave until I have broken him in quite nicely and then send him on his journey to become Mr. Pinkie,shall we say,a tad more ~~frightened~~ worthy of you.

8/6/2008, 6:30 am

Ivan Betinov wrote:
)...I think I'm gonna marry you...either that,or make you my sex slave

I'm up for either one, but bear in mind that like his Obamaness, I've got smelly feet (wherever they are now).

Any similarity to His Holy Obamaness is a definite plus.

8/6/2008, 9:36 am

Obama's grandmother was on the cover of the first National Geographic

8/6/2008, 11:19 am

Red Square wrote: Here are a couple of comments:

Liberals at IMDB wrote: I went to the people's cube website, I don't think I knew conservatives could be so funny. And not just obscene or offensive, it's actually clever. I'm impressed.

Indeed. It's possible to satirize and skewer your chosen subject and make it funny without resorting to scatology. Alas, the Huffies haven't quite mastered that fine art, as they're missing the key ingredient otherwise known as truth. Case in point:

Karl Rove is the Fugitive

BTW, I found that link via the Mime's funny pages. This is what his glorious movement has been reduced to.

8/6/2008, 6:35 pm

Commissarka Pinkie wrote: BTW, I found that link via the Mime's funny pages. This is what his glorious movement has been reduced to.

I thought all of the Mime's pages were funny pages?

--
ZB

8/7/2008, 10:25 am

Ahhhh..... Yes it is pleasing to see this praising of Imam B Hussein O (PBUH). He is indeed most holy. We will soon be free to subjugate freedom by his hand.

I am Sheik Abu Ibn Ali Moham son of Fakhr

8/7/2008, 5:32 pm

(Karakter off)

Those facts at the top of the page make me sick.
With Chuck, at least it's just a laugh, with Obama, this is the kind of stuff he'd actually want us to believe, along with Hope and Change.

8/8/2008, 12:15 am

Everytime a man sees an Obama logo, his realization makes Pzifer stocks drop 2% in value. https://scottthong.wordpress.com/2008/0 ... depravity/

8/8/2008, 11:12 am

Is good that all komrades learn of facts about Komrade Obamanov during campaign to be new fearless leader.

Boris

8/8/2008, 11:32 am

You would like Fearless Leader, right Comrade Boris?

8/8/2008, 2:51 pm

Comrade Jeff from Utah has sent us an email informing that he owns UtahDemocrats.orgdomain, which he set up to point to Bestobamafacts.com "just for fun." The official Utah Demo's website is UTdemocrats.org.

In other words, click on UtahDemocrats.org and watch it open Bestobamafacts.com.

He said that last time he did something like this, I made the local news. We'll see about this time...

8/8/2008, 10:49 pm

8/9/2008, 6:07 pm

The "smoke" that comes out of Obama's mouth contains rare gases that help replenish the ozone layer and neutralize the industrial pollution.

His flatulence has the same effect, but it also smells like Roses!

8/9/2008, 7:52 pm

Liberals are really brain dead. Why would anyone with a modicum of intelligence vote for the socialist obama?

Obama/Pelosi/Murtha/Kennedy !!! No wonder they have a JACKASS for a party symbol.

8/28/2008, 9:58 pm

We received what looks like a template-generated email from an Obama fan who had probably found this thread through a link on one of Hillary supporting sites and thinks we are part of the PUMA network:

A born-again Obamunist who accepts Obama as his savior wrote: If Hillary had run in 2004 but Kerry still had gotten the nomination would you have voted for Bush? Will you subject this nation to another 4 years of Bush-style policies out of spite for Obama? And in hopes that the only true candidate can run in 2012 (assuming we still have a democracy then)? Why don't you just write-in Dick Cheney instead? COMNTSMF (Cutting Off My Nose To Spite My Face) might be a better acronym for this movement but if McCain is elected because of your abandoning the Democratic party you will be forever known as PUMAs (Pushed Up My Ass!). Bill certainly believes in a cult of personality but I doubt Hillary really does. I would love for her to be the first female President of the United States but I think it's pretty stupid (and selfish) to try to ruin any chance of a Democratic presidency until she's the only candidate.

Charles Cates
Austin, Texas

8/30/2008, 9:26 pm

Thanks so much for creating ObamaFacts. I saw it on another blog (RedState??) and followed it. I posted it on my blog and my husband & I just laughed our asses off reading them.
We have one to add. You have to say it serious, like a priest as mass.

"Jesus broke the bread and gave it to Obama and said take this and eat it. "

9/2/2008, 1:24 pm

A Salt Lake City newspaper wrote about https://www.BestObamaFacts.com in a way that is so precious that we have to quote it in full. A little prehistory: some time ago an Internet domain collector Jeff Knight contacted us asking our permission to redirect his domain utahdemocrats.org to BestObamaFacts.com as a joke. We gave him our wholehearted and resolute approval.

Today he sent us this update, saying, "Komrade! The Komedy Kontinues!"

The Salt Lake Tribune wrote: - https://www.sltrib.com/News/ci_10355017
Rolly: What's in a domain? Ask Dems
By Paul Rolly
Tribune Columnist

Perhaps Utah Democratic Party officials now wish they had accepted the offer of Internet domain collector Jeff Knight and purchased his utahdemocrats.org domain for the bargain-basement price of $200 a few months ago.

Because the Democrats told him, in so many words, to go fly a kite, this is what browsers looking for Democratic Party news will find when they stumble onto utahdemocrats.org:

"Best Heroic Facts About Obama":

* Every now and then, Obama opens his eyes and the world springs into existence.
* When a tree falls in the forest, Obama hears it.
* Obama can clap with one hand.
* Prometheus was punished for plagiarizing Obama.
* Obama can make a journey of a thousand miles without a single step.
* Socks worn by Obama are used for climbing walls in Spider-Man movies.
* "Obama" is the very first word in the English language to be a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, interjection, superlative and pronad. (Pronad is a new category made specifically for the word "Obama" so its power can be fully realized.)
* When Obama squints dreamily into the distance, he can see next week's lottery winning numbers. But he never plays because that would mean poverty of ambition.
* Obama can calculate your guilt just by looking at the numbers in your checkbook.
* A microphone into which Obama has spoken heals asbestos-related disorders and colorectal cancer by direct application.
* Every time Obama talks about change, a baby diaper becomes clean and a homeless person's cup fills up with nickels.
* Every time Obama talks about "hope," coma patients regain consciousness and chant "We are the ones we've been waiting for."

There are actually 51 "descriptions," but I listed just a few for space purposes. Knight, of Cedar City, also has posted a "Community of Zen List," and here are a few of those:

* When the people learn to vote themselves money from the public trough, Obama will appear.
* Obama is not exactly what he seems, nor is he otherwise.
* Obama doesn't seek the truth, he puts an end to hurtful opinions.
* It takes a wise man to use his own words, but an even wiser man to use words spoken by others. And then there's Obama.
* The beginner's mind sees many opportunities in America. The expert's mind sees few opportunities. Then there's Obama's mind.
* To those who can correctly commiserate with the downtrodden, the whole universe surrenders.

Knight, who collects domains as a hobby, has at various times linked his utahdemocrats.org, Gop.org, MittRomney.com and JohnMcCain.com.

The actual Democratic Party Web site is UTdemocrats.org.

[email protected]

9/2/2008, 2:55 pm

<img src="https://www.thecurrentpodcast.com/barac ... r> He's come to save us!

9/14/2008, 11:35 pm

THANK YOU for this amazing, hilarious web site! I haven't laughed so much, or so hard, in a long time.

3/9/2013, 3:48 am

"Obama" is the very first word in the English language to be a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, interjection, superlative and obama. (Obama is a new category made specifically for the word "Obama", so its power can be fully realized).

4/27/2013, 6:09 pm

To Obama, or not to Obama. That is the Obama. Whether tis more Obama to suffer the slings and fortune of Obama Obama, or to take arms against an Obama of Obama, and by opposing end Obama [note: Obama can be singular or plural]. --Wm. Shakespeare

Let them eat Obama! --Marie Antoinette.

Make it Obama, number Obama---Capt. Picard, USS Enterprise

5/7/2013, 4:15 pm

"Come on, baby, release my Obama chakra."

- Al Gore

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