Red Planet Teaser



The old world of capitalist oppression has failed to give birth to world-wide communist revolution. But that world was spoiled goods anyway! You can't shape the New Man in the immoral bourgeois environment. We say let the old blue planet go to the dogs.
We'll build our world on Mars! The Red Planet is not red by accident. It will have a striving state-subsidized culture, marked by great economic successes and technological breakthroughs - like in North Korea, only better.
Click on the movie to pause, double-click to play again.
QuickTime plugin required for Party members only
Or right-click here to download it on your hard disk in case capitalist software or firewalls prevent you from viewing it directly.
http://www.communistsforkerry.com/video ... Teaser.mov
Dr W. S. Palimpsest
How many fingers am I holding up, Winston? ...Good.
Red is blue and blue is red. We are actually living on the Red Planet, the hoodwinked masses just haven't realized it yet! They see blue where they will see red. It's just a matter of time.
Comrade Betty.
Dr W. S. Palimpsest
Comrade Betty
Lemme get this strait, red is blue and blue is red, and soon everything will be red... ouch... i think my brain just broked... ow...It seems the doublethink therapy is taking effect. Good. I doubt you'd like to be sent to Room 101. That's reserved for the most intractable perpetrators of thought crime.
The brain fatigue that you are experiencing is a temporary side effect that will wane as the treatment progresses.
Rogue 9

Dr Palimpsest, you sir will do good for the party. We must expose the public to their future gradually so that they will accept total domination....I mean our utopian values with the least resistance possible. Yes!!!!


Comrade Betty -
Looks like someone has been pressing the "W" key too much lately.
1. Try restarting your keyboard.
2. If this doesn't solve your problem ask Comrade Al Gore.
3. Alternately you can try Internet Explorer instead of Firefox. That's if you're a Windows user.
4. If this doesn't solve your problem see option 2.
Red Square
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Comrade Betty
Damn! I still can't Watch the video because of stupid missing plugins bull @#$%, *&%#$ @%$# *&$%^@^!Comrade Betty -
Looks like someone has been pressing the "W" key too much lately.
1. Try restarting your keyboard.
2. If this doesn't solve your problem ask Comrade Al Gore.
3. Alternately you can try Internet Explorer instead of Firefox. That's if you're a Windows user.
4. If this doesn't solve your problem see option 2.
Red Square
Seriously Komrades, I would not use IE, it is used by an evil force that even George Bush would tremble in fear of! Unless you wish to be hit with never ending popups and viruses, I suggest firefox.

Komrade Koz made a great point in the Current Events division of our Cube mentioning the latest invention of the People's Cube. Laika Space Dog Browser is the only browser supported by the People (Codename: Firefox for the capitalist world). Why are we using capitalists' creation of web browsers (Real name: Internet Exploder)?
And somebody please get rid of Breather! He needs to be re-educated. Off to the gulag with him!
Flying with Laika,
Vladimir Ivanov
Red Journalism Headquarters, Moscow, USSR


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And somebody please get rid of Breather! He needs to be re-educated. Off to the gulag with him!Yes, Vladimir, using the "W" key that much isn't good for your computer. I have just cut several years off of my coputer's life with that first "W"... Shit! that's even more years! now my computer has only enough life for the next 3 seconds. What am I going to d....
*computer over*

Comrade Betty
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And somebody please get rid of Breather! He needs to be re-educated. Off to the gulag with him!Yes, Vladimir, using the "W" key that much isn't good for your computer. I have just cut several years off of my coputer's life with that first "W"... Shit! that's even more years! now my computer has only enough life for the next 3 seconds. What am i going to d....
*computer over*
I am usually cautious to not type the evil "double-U" charcter too often. It reminds me too much of the capitalist pig, and the failed revolu...
I mean, there was no revolution. I must have been thinking of a movie or something. John Kerry was a lie made up by the captialist-propaganda machine CNN.



Vladimir Ivanov
Who's John Kerry?Never heard of him!
HEY!!! THAT'S MINE!
AND I HAVE A T-SHIRT TO PROVE IT!
ROSAESQ.
PaulPot
Call me at the beach house in Nantucket if anything comes up.....
There once was a man from Nantuket,
Who got his head stuck in a bucket.
When he couldn't get out,
He started to shout,
And then he decided to just fuck it
-Premier Betty


I must admit that it was vey good, and seemed to have Star Wars influences in it with the giant Peoples cube floating in space like the Death Star. We must plan on making that a reality. But instead of destroying planets, the "Cube Star" as we shall call it should have a beam weapon that forces whomever we dislike to do the monkey for the rest of their lives.
Good to hear that, comrade.
-Vladimir Ivanov
Comrade X
Premier Betty
I have finally seen the video!!!!!!!!!!!! I am here taking a programing class at one of this countries fine communist indoctrination centers (Dominican University) and the powerful computers that they have here finally have the right programs to play this splendid video!I must admit that it was vey good, and seemed to have Star Wars influences in it with the giant Peoples cube floating in space like the Death Star. We must plan on making that a reality. But instead of destroying planets, the "Cube Star" as we shall call it should have a beam weapon that forces whomever we dislike to do the monkey for the rest of their lives.
Good to hear that, comrade.
-Vladimir IvanovI liked the mothership!


What a wonderful and glorious idea!! How does the People's Spaceship progress? Is it near completion?
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH[/b]


Red is red!
Blue is un-red!
I am but a spark in the flamethower of Revolution!
I humbly return to fufilling quota...


In the new Google ad (at the top of our pages) there's a small link "Advertise on this site." I checked it and clicked on "sign up" to see what's there. What do you know - see the sample ad at the bottom. You'll probably see it too if you go there.



Global Warming has spread to Mars!
What to do? What to do?!
AHHHHHHHHH!
http://www.dailytech.com/Global+Warming+Detected+On+Mars/article6331.htm
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH




And they might have some Magic Pixie Juice too, or something else that we could steal, er, appropriate for the Greater Good.
Of us. Hahahaha. Oops. Wet 'em. Sorry for my indescretion; I've just been to a cocktail party and I'm quite giddy. One too many Stalins. Have you tried the Stalin? It's a cocktail made of virgin's blood and widow's tears.


Premier Betty
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And somebody please get rid of Breather! He needs to be re-educated. Off to the gulag with him!Yes, Vladimir, using the "W" key that much isn't good for your computer. I have just cut several years off of my coputer's life with that first "W"... Shit! that's even more years! now my computer has only enough life for the next 3 seconds. What am I going to d....
*computer over*
It is sad to see that even here the vile pigdog bushitler can infiltrate red command with his middle initial in a vain effort to subjugate the masses
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"Do you hate being a liberal? What's it like? Is it like being a bug?
I imagine bugs and liberals have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to comrehend the magnitude of it."


LoneRedStar
"Do you hate being a liberal? What's it like? Is it like being a bug?I imagine bugs and liberals have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to comrehend the magnitude of it."
Comments like that would seem to be a cry for help. The Party will be reaching out their hand for you soon. You sound like an excellent candidate for the Pioneers of the Red Planet's Collective farm. Don't worry about that dull shovel you will be issued, it will be sharpened by the rocky soil of our glorious Red Planet!


We ARE the world....sing out sing out...



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Comrade Union Boss, I hope you don't mind but I resized your etch-a-sketch transmission to a width of 550 pixels. It was so big it was stretching the page. If you use the EDIT button you can see how I resized it.
Yours in Revolutionary fervor!
Comrade Otis


Oh. This is a porn site. So the "Internationale" is okay.














I've got VLC Media Player which will play almost every media format out there, but I still think it's a good idea to have QuickTime. I just turn off the automatic updates thingy and make sure not to set it as my primary media payer.










Premier Betty
I don't have any trouble with Adobe updates, and I have never even heard of Foxit. Can you download it, or do you have to buy it?Buy it? Buy it? As if I would waste money that belongs to the Many Titted Empress!
http://www.foxitsoftware.com/pdf/rd_intro.php


I'll try it out and see how it compares. Who knows, maybe I'll get rid of Adobe Reader forever....










By the way, does anyone know what song that is playing in the background? It sounds good.


My Quicktime substitute program plays it fine... I am Quicktime free!!!




chinaai
So what is the ETA on the RED PLANET site does any one know.So far we are still colonizing Potemkingrad with our future slave popul-, I mean, "intelligent" and "good" people who refuse to live under the oppression of kkkapitalism.


chinaai
I too am proud to be a thought criminal.Whoa whoa!!!! Do you wish to be a proud dull shovel bearer as well? Have you any idea what happens to thought criminals here? You need to get in touch with your inner comrade! Check for instructions here Inner Comrade


Commissar Pupovich
chinaai
I too am proud to be a thought criminal.Whoa whoa!!!! Do you wish to be a proud dull shovel bearer as well? Have you any idea what happens to thought criminals here? You need to get in touch with your inner comrade! Check for instructions here Inner Comrade
Ah well no I don't like yard work personally. I checked out the lesson on "Inner Comrade" that looks like a lotta work. So are you all gettin ready the big holiday on Nov 7th?


Yes, I don't know of the other's plans, but I still celebrate the Glorious 7th of November.























Just replace Saturn with the death star and that about sums it up.




I’m thinking of posting one in People’s Competition, and then all can play.
Here is original...



Maksim M. Isaev
I’m thinking of posting one in People’s Competition, and then all can play.Very nice. I like that retro stuff too. Looking forward to seeing what you do in People's Competition. Have you ever looked at this:
USSR Posters


Comrade Otis
Have you ever looked at this:Have now, excellent!


Comrade Weenie Otis
please, no death star. I don't agree with Betty.
Wimp. How are we supposed to assert our galactic superiority without planet destroying super weapons (other than communism)?



Commissar Vladimir Ivanov
Who's John Kerry?I think he was in Nam.




Premier Betty
Didn't he take a grenade up the butt?No, no, no, no, he took one in the butt Premier.




Yakov




I am slackjawed beyond my normal slackjawedness at the revolutionary concept of interplanetary revolution. This is downright Copernican in its intentional to get everyone with the revolution program.
Yet I must point out that colonization has an inconvenient youth of sorts: John Carter, Warlord of Mars. I read his stories as a thoughtcrime-plagued North American youth and thrilled to his adventures, saving princesses, and hanging out with six-armed hombres. While clearly a capitalist exploiter and übermensch, he could inhibit colonization.
Then again, Chiang Kai-Shek was Warlord of China and look at how things turned out for that running dog lackey of the Big Noses.



Dr W. S. Palimpsest
When the doors of perception are cleansed, the bourgeoisie and their kulak enablers will see things as they truly are: relative and subjective.How many fingers am I holding up, Winston? ...Good.
Red is blue and blue is red. We are actually living on the Red Planet, the hoodwinked masses just haven't realized it yet! They see blue where they will see red. It's just a matter of time.
I. See. Four. LIGHTS!


Mars Exploration Rover Mission, Cornell, JPL, and NASA, all better known as Capricorn One, have provided a panorama of Mars. As both Lenin and Enzo Ferrari knew, Red = Sex and Sex Sells! As Che shows, Red sells as well, possibly even better than sex, given the recent porn industry bailout request.
Come to Mars, comradette, and let's play dusty! After all, it might be your new patriotic duty, and it does get pretty cold at night (and day and even at perihelioin), too.