Mother Of All Emoticons - Mooning Your Opponents Right


Fight back with EMOTI-CAN
<(I)>
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All-inclusive and politically correct, it offers limitless options and possibilities:

For all the smiley faced :-) emoticon people out there: this one is for you:

Click here to buy: don't hesitate to emote what you really think!
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Schinken
Shouldn't at least one of the EMOTI-CANS use a colon (:) in the money position?We considered that possibility but both <(:)> or <(;)> appeared too lewd. After all, a colon is a colon, and a semi-colon is even worse.



Premier Betty
I don't get it....You don't get it Betty because you are a very good person.Only reprobates like myself get it immediately.



Red Square
a colon is a colon, and a semi-colon is even worse.My wife is a survivor of colon cancer.
The surgeon removed half of her intestine.
Does that mean she has a semi-colon? :-D


This morning Laika forwarded the following mass mailing to the People's Cube headquarters:
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To: Red SquareSubject: FW: full moon tonight
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We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some "ASS ICONS?" Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.
This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)
We are covering this issue in the People's Blog section here:
Ass Icons


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