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6/28/2020, 6:09 pm
The inglorious era of Black-and-White film comes to an end. All B&W movies will be digitally korrekted - any shade of white [#FFFFFF..#000001] replaced by pure black [#000000] - and original references (tapes, disks etc.) destroyed.
Next step: all archives of cinematography will be rewritten, worldwide. That revolutionary work will be accomplished under the auspices of World's Hermeneutically Appointed Committee for Korrekt Art (WHACKA), funded by UN and EUSSR plus Soros (who promptly acquired all property rights).
Next step: all archives of cinematography will be rewritten, worldwide. That revolutionary work will be accomplished under the auspices of World's Hermeneutically Appointed Committee for Korrekt Art (WHACKA), funded by UN and EUSSR plus Soros (who promptly acquired all property rights).
6/29/2020, 1:11 pm
In order to destroy civilization you must first destroy the very idea civilization
6/30/2020, 7:38 am
Black Lives Matter topples the statue of Federal Civil Rights Law with racial hatred and persecution of the white race as reflected in new policies of public, private, and government entities
[Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!]
[Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!]
6/30/2020, 9:06 pm
The founding generation was heroic because they rose above their time and embraced timeless universal principles. The Marxists accuse them of not rising above their time enough. But the Marxists do not rise above their time at all. They descend to the barbarities of the ancients.
7/7/2020, 3:10 am
Republicans pounce on Democrats promise to defund the military for world peace, rethink national safety
7/7/2020, 12:48 pm
In the place of universal principles that bind all humanity such as the rule of law and we are all created equal, the Left has nothing but the empty Jingoist slogans of their extreme patriotism to the totalitarian state.
7/8/2020, 9:18 pm
The millions of The Canceled escape the terror, found new country based on freedom and liberty
7/9/2020, 1:19 pm
Police resort to using tranquilizer dart guns and nets to subdue criminals rather than risk accusations of brutality
7/10/2020, 3:37 pm
Biden campaign commercials to end with: "This is Bernie Sanders and I approve this message."
7/11/2020, 1:29 pm
Even the super-woke leftist behind Hamilton is no longer woke enough
[Headline at American Thinker.]
And soon those Leftists who're 'woke enough' today will too become the unpersons of tomorrow. On the Left there's always someone to the Left of you.
[Headline at American Thinker.]
And soon those Leftists who're 'woke enough' today will too become the unpersons of tomorrow. On the Left there's always someone to the Left of you.
7/11/2020, 2:53 pm
Lose all individuality! Protect yourself with the new NPC full-face mask, now featured in the dry goods store - even protects your eyes and ears
7/14/2020, 8:24 am
Shouldn't we start a korrekt chistka in TPC, eliminating all non-colored komrades? (ACHTUNG: Blackface and Redface accepted!)
Mystery item No. 1
Mystery item No. 1
Hide it back
7/14/2020, 8:27 am
Meanwhile, in the Party bunker* pondering goes on whether the Kube™ should go black.
* which may or may not exist
* which may or may not exist
7/17/2020, 7:42 am
How is the sex chromosome a social construct, but melanin isn't?
( XX/XY contra C18H10N2O4 ? )
7/22/2020, 6:20 am
Decarbonizing Amerikkka is not enough!
Next goal: KKKapitalizm totally deklimatized!
Next goal: KKKapitalizm totally deklimatized!
7/28/2020, 5:35 pm
Today on his basement podcast Joe Biden resigned from the presidency for health reasons just before the screen went blank.
7/29/2020, 5:26 pm
Covid-19 in Gulag: Educational beatings now delivered with 6 ft long sticks.
(enraged inmates: O yeah? And what about close range neck shots?)
8/3/2020, 2:28 pm
Americans had westward expansion and built civilization out of wilderness. Communists have the destruction of the west and lawless anarchy and burned it all down.
8/4/2020, 8:11 pm
Breaking News: Vice President Biden announces his running mate. No, wait, he announces his shovel-ready plans...for going to the beach.
8/15/2020, 6:31 pm
As you think of the coming debates of Trump versus Sleepy Creep, the Reagan versus President Malaise appear in hindsight like a symposium of two profound sages.
8/15/2020, 6:33 pm
Paradigm shift in Chromatics - Study says: Indigo (#3F00FF) mixed with Jamaic (#C0FF01) yields Black (#000000)!
8/15/2020, 7:23 pm
The modern democrat party isn't the party of JFK, it is the party of Lee Harvey Oswald.
8/16/2020, 1:46 pm
[img]/images/various_uploads/Meme_Keanu_Reeves_Football.jpg[/img]Margaret wrote:Every football team in America changes it's name to Black Lives Matter
8/18/2020, 10:48 pm
AOC's New Green Stamp Act to require extradoubleplus US Postage Stamps for all Non USPS communication within the US and its territories, and across its borders; including but not limited to FedEx, UPS, telephone calls, email, tweets, telegrams, BBS posts, JPEGs, Videos, VoIP, #hashtags, TicTocs, Instagrams, Reddits, Snapchats, Pins, Discord use, and Facebook posts-likes-messages; Myspace is exempt and irrelevant.
8/19/2020, 4:04 pm
Trump chains Oregon Congressman to mailbox to punish him.
His constituents fail to notice his absence.
His constituents fail to notice his absence.
8/19/2020, 5:27 pm
Every white adult male must buy 750 US first-class postage stamps every year to show their support.
8/21/2020, 7:13 am
8/21/2020, 7:58 am
Citing a "global stampede crisis of USPS, the Unionized Supply of Post Stamps", enraged AOC demands a "Great Transformation of Da System" to, as she said, "StampoCamp" (here).
8/21/2020, 2:17 pm
Democratic presidential candidate Chauncey Gardner's acceptance speech wows the nation with wisdom: "The garden grows in lightness, not darkness."
8/23/2020, 7:42 am
Aware of popular ridicule of DemCon 2020, DNC handlers now spread "Russia overlayed our broadcast with fake CGI transmissions. Russia Russia Russia."
8/23/2020, 7:53 am
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Great! The soft side of Dr. Strangelove, married (by you) with Jok Biþen!Margaret wrote:... Chauncey Gardner ...
8/26/2020, 5:19 pm
The Bipartisan International Advisory Syndicate (BIAS) jointly with the Global Impartial Meaning Promoters (GIMP) introduced a good dozen of new diacritics, needed to describe yet unknown specifics of Bidenspeak (diverse pause-types, bidenesque stammers, slips into acute incoherence etc.)
8/28/2020, 7:51 am
Reliable source: Ongoing until November 3rd, Trump's machine buys out the US postage stamp inventory
(now explicitly documented!)
8/29/2020, 11:44 am
When the varnish is rubbed off the machinery of political empires you find it is nothing but street thugs
8/31/2020, 3:03 pm
CNN: After a mostly peaceful revolution, the Bolshevik party controls the country.
9/1/2020, 3:44 am
(reliable insider report!)
When Orange Disaster swindles xzymself into the White House again, xyrz will repaint it all. "People of Color are important," xzey exalts, "Colors of Color are important". Repaint will be Orange.
When Orange Disaster swindles xzymself into the White House again, xyrz will repaint it all. "People of Color are important," xzey exalts, "Colors of Color are important". Repaint will be Orange.
9/1/2020, 3:07 pm
Ronald Reagan defunded social security in the 1980's. Then George Bush Senior after that. Then George Bush Jr. Now the totally defunded social security system is going to be destroyed again by Trump as part of his evil reelection plan.
9/2/2020, 7:33 pm
In support of the next POTUS, Joe Biden, a progressive cyclist team registered for the coming Tour de France (Aug 29 – Sep 20), with the intent to absolve it on toy trikes
9/2/2020, 7:34 pm
To ultimately defeat CoV-2, UN/WHO recommends a ban on "human life" ― no humans, no Corona
9/2/2020, 7:43 pm
UNESCO decreed to cancel Roman emperor Nero from World History ― a cruel tyrant, whose name perfidiously evokes the N-word
9/4/2020, 3:33 pm
If a black man invented the incandescent light bulb banning the incandescent light bulb is white supremacy
9/4/2020, 7:38 pm
WHO study: Historically unprecedented killer of Humanity, CoV-2, snowballed by Global Heating Planetary Overheating, switched now to hyperstimulated state. Consequently, its new designation is SARS-CoV-2-PlaHea, effective immediately.
(that was announced in UN/WHO's Grand Acclamation Gallery (GAG) ; in a side room, its door slightly ajar, a seemingly exasperated graphical artist could be glanced, working on a big ruby red banner with bold golden letters that said FORW.. GREA.. TRANSFOR.. plus several verticals, most likely exclamation points.)
(that was announced in UN/WHO's Grand Acclamation Gallery (GAG) ; in a side room, its door slightly ajar, a seemingly exasperated graphical artist could be glanced, working on a big ruby red banner with bold golden letters that said FORW.. GREA.. TRANSFOR.. plus several verticals, most likely exclamation points.)
9/6/2020, 2:44 pm
Bombshell: Dan Rather's blistering new report reveals how Donald J. Trump shirked his National Guard duty during the Vietnam War
9/10/2020, 4:12 pm
Academy of Motion Pictures to award pictures only for losing the most money and drawing the smallest crowd
9/12/2020, 3:40 am
I'm very proud to have been nominated for not just one but two Nobel Peace Prizes, says Stacey Abrams
9/14/2020, 4:46 am
Basketball player suffering from Alien hand syndrome (AHS) identifies as translimbist, demands participation in Paralympics
9/15/2020, 10:22 am
Breakthrough: Community of Non-Vaginal Menstruators pleased as goddess Gaia now officially in tandem with godx Gai
9/15/2020, 10:24 am
Science unanimous: Stuff exposed to Sun tends to heat up. Recent firestorms clearly caused by climate, as climate is stuff constantly exposed to Sun.
9/16/2020, 1:56 pm
To be liberated on the Left means to be in constant fear for your life lest you say or do the wrong thing
9/22/2020, 8:28 am
The definition of socialism:
Socialism is where people like BLM and Antifa have a mortal lock on everything you need in life and have outlawed any means of your escape
Socialism is where people like BLM and Antifa have a mortal lock on everything you need in life and have outlawed any means of your escape
9/24/2020, 8:30 pm
Joe Biden pledges to a peaceful transfer of power after the election ... to George Soros.
9/25/2020, 2:59 pm
Amerikkka per se RRRAAAAAcist: Given the chance to elect a black POTUS, they chose a basically white one
The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand
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