I once though of work as a prison
A place I didn't want to be.
So long ago, I made a decision
To vote for the Democratic Party.

But COVID came and I was so tempted
To gamble on work just one time.
I never thought that I would get caught.
It seemed like it's not a crime.

Governor, you left me jobless,
But I've only got one plea.
Lock me away inside of my home,
And throw away the key.
I'm guilty, of work in the first degree.


I thought it would be so simple,
Like a thousand times before.
I'd cut some hair and they'd walk away.
But I never made it in the door.
Now, Governnor I'm not begging for mercy.
Go ahead and throw the book at me.
If workn' is a crime,
I know that I'm as guilty as a prol can be.

Governor, you left me incomeless.
But I've only got one plea.
Lock me away, from all of your gov
And throw away the key.
I'm guilty, of work in the first degree.

Work in the first degree.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.


Governor, you left me jobless.
But I've only got one plea.
Lock me away inside of my home,
And throw away the key.
I'm guilty, of work in the first degree.
Work in the first degree.
Oh yeah.
Work in the first degree.
Work in the first degree.
Oh yeah.
Work in the first degree.
Work in the first degree.
Work in the first degree.
Work in the first degree...

What have we come to? Down with the Democrat mobster bosses!