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Leaving With Their Jet Planes

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Lenniesky's California Leaving stirred a glimmer of hooliganism from the horned rodent's past.





Boeing's bags are packed
They're ready to go
Ted's standin' there making clear the score
Too late, too Woke up, now say goodbye

But KAG dawn is breakin'
It's early morn
Carolina's waitin'
They're blowin' KAG horn
Already Portland's burnt some
They could die

So miss them and smile Boeing
Tell Wokes that Boeing's jobs can leave
Told Boeing you'll never let them go

Boeing's leavin' with their jet planes
Don't know when they'll be back again
To Wokes, it's Hate® to go

There's so many times Libs shook you down
So many times behaved like clowns
Now tell Wokes now, that don't mean a thing

Every place that's gone, now think it through
Every song Wokes sing, they'll sink you too
When KAG comes back, KAG'll bring your economy

So miss them smile Boeing
Ted says Boeing jobs can't leave
Told Boeing that he'll never let you go

Boeing's leavin' with their jet planes
Don't know if they'll be back again
Oh dang, Wokes have to go

Boeing's time has come to leave you
No more dimes
Boeing kissed you
Then closed their skies
And they'll be on KAG way

Scream about sad days to come
When KAG won't have to leave alone
About those times KAG won't have to say

So miss them and smile Boeing
Tell Wokes it's not Hate® to leave
Rolled them like Wokes'll never let Boeing go

Boeing's leavin' with their jet planes
Don't know if they'll be back again
Oh dang, Wokes have to go

Boeing's leavin' with their jet planes
Don't know if they'll be back again
Oh dang, Wokes have to go

Just between me and you, Sweet 'pelipsky Rodent, that middle stanza always made me cry. Now please dont tell Comrades 'lupanko and Groucho, cause they'll just give me "the business" I"ll never hear the end of it.

Indeed, I feel so "mellowed out" by that stanza, I think I should extend an olive branch to our opponents, "across the aisle."

Theres so many times you called us clowns
So many times you burned shit down
I tell you now, we wont forget a thing
Every smear you throw, well think of you
Every bomb you fling, bring back to you
If things go south, we'll tear* you new O-rings
So dis me and laugh at me
Tell me I'm a hate filled thing
Scold me cause you'll never let it go
I'm a leaving for the gun range
Dont know when I'll be back again
Oh Dude, you'll hate this show

*(Tracks the original lyric, "I'll WEAR your wedding ring". Whats with this candy-assed "I'll BRING your wedding ring", Johnnie? For what purpose? Are.you gonna marry the girl or what?)

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*sigh* What's happened to the Pacific Northwest? We've been invaded by pansy idiots.

Such sad and equal lyics Comrades. It's a dreary day in the neighborhood.

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Rippin' O-rings and tossing into the fray with an arm like Texazistan's Nolan Ryan!!

most esteemed additions, Lenniesky.

There is a Texazistanian migrant horned rodent faction tryin' not to go extinct, raise some kids, and enjoy their burrow in this self-inflicted dreary neighborhood. Climate Change™ was headin' straight at them, but got rained out - so, the burrow is still standing.

Rippin' 0-Rings forelocktugsolidarity,
'pelipsky

Sufferin' Sakharov!! It is only now that I am fully cognizant of the subject matter of Sweet 'pelipsky Rodent's hooliganism! Is it not concerning the infamous enabler of genocidal air piracy of peaceful East Asian rice cultivating cultures? Is it not about the cynical corporatist maneuvers of the so-called "Boeing" Corporation. It is!!

Let us hoist the cup of equality to toast this expose of corporate malevolence by the Comradienne

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most equal forelock tug to O-ring pulling comrade. Boeing is just out to protect their own rice bowl. Criminals....all of them.

'pelipsky


 
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