Joe's lost all his screws
Joe's lost all his screws
He wanders around
The White House grounds
Times without shoes

What's said - Yes, it's true
He hasn't a clue
Forgets how to add
Yes, we've been had
Won through a Coup

The Deep State has cleaned
Joe's 'Family Beans'
Laws Biden has crossed
Bumbling as 'boss'
Ka-MA-la's in queue

We want Trump or else
We'll all get killed
Wish we could halt
Make time stand still

Joe's lost all his screws
All of his screws
And Democrats knew

(Deep State holds the key)
Deep State holds the key
(Hide multiple schemes)
Hide multiple schemes
Hide ballots then toss
U.S. is lost
So now - we're all screwed

We want Trump or else
We'll all get killed
Wish we could halt
Make time stand still

Joe's lost all his screws
All of his screws
Joe hasn't a clue

"Joe Went Down On His Knees"

[ Long delightful intro - unlike the drawn out Harris-Biden-Obama Presidency ]

Joe went down on his knees
All the world has seen

No one thinks Joe is worth a darn
Still he's there - we're all in great harm

Slips and falls - real time
Chinese, Russians, spy

He's a fright under spotlights
Joe went down on his knees

"That November"

The Dems shut down the counting rounds, remember
In November, please explain
Shooed watchers out despite the sight, remember
That November, please explain

Though through the blur, the rub, it did come clearer
The news plots beamed to say Joe beat Trump's train
'The Fix' was there, to me, this past November
That November, please explain

'The Fix' was there, to me, this past November
That November, please explain

[ The song starts just after the 2 minute mark ]

"Oh Lord Above"

Oh Lord above we long for somebody, Guess?
The one who drew the throngs like nobody, Guess?
And even when the Media would hound him
We know this plot was wrong and dastardly, Yes?

The Dems are cold they longed this takeover, Yes?
The debt the Dems have blown to Kingdom Come, Yes?
Trump's tough he stands alone while Dems yelp
What's worse the gall Dems love only, Selves?

Oh Lord above we long for somebody, Guess?
Oh Lord above we long for somebody, Guess?

[ song starts just after one minute mark ]

"There's No Maybe"

Middle East has known some crazies
And my, Gaza has a few
There's no maybe, there's no maybe
Crazies like to kill your sister, brother, dad and mother too
There's no maybe, there's no maybe

Joe is mum while Gaza rocks Jews
In their Cradle of God
Where they own the Land Divine
Oh, cry out to God in Zion
That His Might'll see you through
There's no maybe, it's time

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There's no maybe, there's no maybe

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Joe is mum while Gaza rocks Jews
In their Cradle of God
Where they own the Land Divine
Oh, cry out to God in Zion
That His Might will see you through
There's no maybe, it's time
There's no maybe, it's...

"Making Poopee"

Joe Biden lies - he's such a loon
Another runny dish of prunes
Committing treason, another reason
For making Poopee

In on 'The Coup' - he was a Vice
Obama's nervous - they rolled the dice
Joe's diapers' filling - afraid it's spilling
(He's making) Poopee

D.C. is just a Rat's Nest
Too many old folks cling
And D.C.'s a shambled Rat's Nest
They all think they're Kings

His ice cream wishes have made 'a load'
He's so ambitious, but takes a doze
But don't forget folks
Thats's what Joe gets folks,
He's making Poopee

It's very clear - he's just a mess
The Nation fears - we're under stress
Concealed dementia - and he's suspected
Of making Poopee

Joe's mind is blown
Was never right
He's just CornPone
Says wants to fight
They say he's busy
But is he really
He's making Poopee

Joe's always been a phony
Mumbles and speaks in slurs
Some judge who finds his 'Sonny'
Broke all the laws - TO STIR!
And then Joe says, JUDGE!
I'll pay his bail
The Judge says FUDGE!
Both go to jail!
Joe digs in deeper
He's such a creeper
Then makes a Poopee

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He's making Poopee